Haven't been able to write anything lately, what with the school starting
and all of the stupid Chemistry and Geometry homework. I also have a German
project I'm supposed to do this weekend. By the way, if anyone is reading
the "auction of the hotties" story, I'm extending the deadline to next
Saturday, 31st August. (Doesn't August have a thirty-first?)
I STILL don't own Inu Yasha, go figure.
Chapter 5: Kouga: The bad news and.well worse news. ;;;
"Why do you keep looking over at me?" Inu Onna asked in an annoyed tone.
"N-no reason" Botan said looking away quickly.
"Yeah," she said.
"It's time to go!" Inu Yasha stood up and said.
"Inu Yasha!" Miroku said annoyed. "We got company! We can't just leave Botan here."
"Are you g-going to search for d-demons?" Botan asked.
"That's what we were planning to do." Sango said
"I d-d-don't mind." He said. "I n-need to get out."
Musuko came over and through some packages into his cart. Then he looked around and said, "Where is Hachimitsu-sama?" he asked.
"Feh," Inu Onna said in quick response. "Why should we care? She probably ran back to find her daddy."
Everyone watched as she walked with a vibration of anger. Inu Yasha looked at Kagome with a questioning look. She noticed him doing that a lot. She looked at him and asked, "What?"
"That Hachimitsu girl said you were her mother but had no clue who I was, and I've been wondering who her father is," he said.
"IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING THIS WHOLE TIME??" she shouted. "I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!" Then they noticed everyone in the group was starring at both of them for her outburst. The three monks sat on top of the wagon, interrupted from their conversation. Inu Onna peaked her head from the other side of the cart. Sango and Shippou who had been walking in front of the couple stopped to stare too.
They both blushed and Kagome laughed fakely. "It's nothing! Nothing at all!"
Then they hesitatingly went back to their traveling.
Suddenly Inu Onna sniffed the air and caught the scent of wolves. She ran over to Inu Yasha but it was too late. Violent whirlwinds flew in and raised a cloud of dust. One of them trampled Inu Yasha and the other knocked Inu Onna into the trunk of a tree.
Inu Onna sank to the ground with the wind knocked out of her. She rubbed her head and backside. Then she saw that Inu Yasha was face down in the dirt. "DADDY!" She shouted and ran over to pull him up.
The smoke cleared and Kouga stood there with a confident smirk on his face. Honey stood right next to him smiling with her hand extended to make the victory sign.
"YOU GOTTA BE SH*T'N ME!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Kagome blushed in frustration.
Kouag went up to Kagome and held her hands. "I know you're my mate and everything Kagome," he said. "But I wish we'd of talked about it first, this is a big step in our relationship."
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Kagome shouted with a sweatdrop. "LITERALLY!"
"Oh, don't play games with me." He said with a loving smile. "I was passing by Musashi's domain yesterday, when all of a sudden, this girl ran up to me claiming to be my daughter."
(Everyone who hasn't figured it out yet, gasp in shock!)
"My speed, my cool and attitude.but she gets her beauty from you Kagome, dear." He said.
"LISTEN YOU!" Inu Yasha jumped over to Kouga and shouted.
Kouga ignored him and said, "I think she gets her guts from both of us."
Inu Yasha shouted, "If you think Kagome would have anything to do with you, then-"
"The proof is right here, Dogturd!" Kouga shouted putting an arm around Honey who stuck her tongue out at the dog demon.
"Daddy's right!" Inu Onna suddenly jumped in. "If I take after her, then she's no floozy!"
"Who the hell are you?" Kouga asked.
Inu Yasha suddenly smirked and put an arm around Inu Onna, shocking her, because he'd never done that before except once. "She's OUR daughter." Inu Yasha said. "Me and Kagome's."
Everyone else was shocked to hear him admit something like that out loud.
"Feh," Kouga said confidently. "You know what they say, Out with the old and in with the new."
"You whimpy wolf!" Inu Yasha shouted. "I'll slaughter you! Our daughter was first and she means more!"
"Honey was more recent meaning that Kagome got bored with you!" Kouga shouted back.
"Is it just me," Honey whispered with a sweatdrop, "Or are they just using us in a fight over mom?"
Inu Onna nodded with an equally large sweatdrop.
"Excuse me," Kagome said. "But is there another reason why you're here, Kouga?"
Kouga looked over at her and said, "Huh? Oh! Yes there is!" He straightened up and said, "I was at the wolf pack meeting and I heard gossip that a horde of demons was coming this way, searching for a dog demon and human, so I came to find you, maybe it had something to do with Naraku!"
Inu Onna's heart sank.
"Well-" Kagome started but Honey got there first, "Didn't you hear Daddy? Naraku's dead."
Kouga looked at her in shock, "He's WHAT?!?"
"That's right." Honey said. "And those two dog turds weren't planning on telling you about it!"
Kouga looked up at Inu Yasha enraged. Then he ran at one of his top speeds and punched Inu Yasha in the jaw. The dog demon flew back and into the mud. Inu Yasha sat up with a slight pain in his jaw. The gooey mud clung to his long white hair. Kouga started walking toward him again, "YOU F*CKING B**TERD!"
All of a sudden, Inu Onna jumped in front if him.
"Get out of my way, B*tch!" Kouga growled.
"No." she said sternly.
"Your father is a scum and a lowlife. Wait your turn, I'm killing him, then I'm killing you, then I'm taking Kagome away and we'll live happily ever after with out the stench of scummy dogs like you!"
POW!
Kouga was knocked back as Inu Onna exerted her fist at his nose. Then she turned her head just in time as Honey headbutted her into the mud. "Never hit my dad, you Pathetic Puppy!" Honey said as they fought.
"I can hit whoever I want you Hussy Wolf!" Inu Onna said slugging the wolf demoness in the face. And both pairs of enemies fought.
Suddenly Miroku walked into the middle of it. He stuck his pinky fingers at the sides of his mouth and whistled. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at him. "Kouga, Hachimitsu, why don't you travel with us for a while?" he asked calmly.
"SHUT UP, MONK!" Kouga shouted then brought his fist back at Inu Yasha but he caught it.
"No wait, he has a good point Dad!" Honey said. She went over to Kouga to tell him her plan. "We don't have to leave mom here, and all we have to do is convince her and Musuko to leave with us!" she whispered to him.
Kouga thought about it then said, "Wait a minute, who's Musuko?"
"Well," Honey said walking over to the priest and putting her arms around his shoulders, "He's my man!" Inu Onna's aurora flared around her.
"No, I'm not." Musuko said in a dry tone.
"Ignore him," Honey said, "He doesn't know what's good for him. He's really happy inside. He'd rather be with a strong and proud wolf demoness then with some smelly, cheap, pathetic puppy."
"Who are you calling cheap!" Inu Onna shouted.
"Don't forget smelly and pathetic." Honey said in an 'I don't give a crap' voice.
Inu Onna opened her mouth a couple of times to say something but nothing came out.
"Oh my good she's speechless, Hell froze over!" then Honey laughed at her joke. Inu Onna's face turned red with anger and her eyes were hidden by her hair.
"Musuko!" Inu Onna growled through clenched teeth. He ran over, "Yes?"
"Get me outta here before I kill her." She said.
"Oki-dokie!" he said rubbing her shoulders and turning her around back to the cart. Halfway there she smacked his hands away and growled, "Don't touch me!"
"Hot spring!" Kagome said. Sango, Kagome and Inu Onna had found a hot sping half way up the mountain they were scaling. Are you sure this is safe with Miroku and Musuko?" Inu Onna asked. "And we don't even know what Botan and Kouga are like."
"Relax, Inu Yasha's watching them." Kagome said climbing in. Sango sank in the water till it reached her chin and sighed in pleasure. Inu Onna was still unsure, but she tried to sweep the feeling to the back of her mind and got undressed. As she waded in, Kagome notice a large scar in the middle of her back.
"What's that?" she asked.
"Huh?" Inu Onna asked and tried to look at whatever it was. "Oh, remember when Naraku killed us? That's the scar he left when he took his tainted shards back, I assume Musuko has a scar like it, too, and we'll probably have it forever."
They stayed in for a while then went back to camp.
Namida sat in a tree, (Kinda like the one Kikyo slept in once.) She built herself a nest and lay on her side hugging her knees. She watched images in her mind of the kind of fun Inu Onna had with all of her friends and family. When she mimicked Inu Yasha, when she laughed with Kagome, when she fought with Musuko and ate ramen with the whole group.
A tear slid down Namida's face and she looked out into the darkness of the woods. 'I don't want to be alone.' She thought.' She grabbed a chunk of the dead grass that lined her nest with a sudden anger. 'And I wouldn't have to feel this loneliness if it weren't for that dog demoness,'
She looked up at the full moon and thought, 'I'll visit them during the next new moon.'
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I should take more time away from writing these chapters. I was sad from a week of all homework and no writing, plus the fact that I just ate a snicker bar. So this chapter contains a lot of pent up passion and anger. Well review and tell me whatcha' think, K?
I STILL don't own Inu Yasha, go figure.
Chapter 5: Kouga: The bad news and.well worse news. ;;;
"Why do you keep looking over at me?" Inu Onna asked in an annoyed tone.
"N-no reason" Botan said looking away quickly.
"Yeah," she said.
"It's time to go!" Inu Yasha stood up and said.
"Inu Yasha!" Miroku said annoyed. "We got company! We can't just leave Botan here."
"Are you g-going to search for d-demons?" Botan asked.
"That's what we were planning to do." Sango said
"I d-d-don't mind." He said. "I n-need to get out."
Musuko came over and through some packages into his cart. Then he looked around and said, "Where is Hachimitsu-sama?" he asked.
"Feh," Inu Onna said in quick response. "Why should we care? She probably ran back to find her daddy."
Everyone watched as she walked with a vibration of anger. Inu Yasha looked at Kagome with a questioning look. She noticed him doing that a lot. She looked at him and asked, "What?"
"That Hachimitsu girl said you were her mother but had no clue who I was, and I've been wondering who her father is," he said.
"IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THINKING THIS WHOLE TIME??" she shouted. "I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!" Then they noticed everyone in the group was starring at both of them for her outburst. The three monks sat on top of the wagon, interrupted from their conversation. Inu Onna peaked her head from the other side of the cart. Sango and Shippou who had been walking in front of the couple stopped to stare too.
They both blushed and Kagome laughed fakely. "It's nothing! Nothing at all!"
Then they hesitatingly went back to their traveling.
Suddenly Inu Onna sniffed the air and caught the scent of wolves. She ran over to Inu Yasha but it was too late. Violent whirlwinds flew in and raised a cloud of dust. One of them trampled Inu Yasha and the other knocked Inu Onna into the trunk of a tree.
Inu Onna sank to the ground with the wind knocked out of her. She rubbed her head and backside. Then she saw that Inu Yasha was face down in the dirt. "DADDY!" She shouted and ran over to pull him up.
The smoke cleared and Kouga stood there with a confident smirk on his face. Honey stood right next to him smiling with her hand extended to make the victory sign.
"YOU GOTTA BE SH*T'N ME!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Kagome blushed in frustration.
Kouag went up to Kagome and held her hands. "I know you're my mate and everything Kagome," he said. "But I wish we'd of talked about it first, this is a big step in our relationship."
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Kagome shouted with a sweatdrop. "LITERALLY!"
"Oh, don't play games with me." He said with a loving smile. "I was passing by Musashi's domain yesterday, when all of a sudden, this girl ran up to me claiming to be my daughter."
(Everyone who hasn't figured it out yet, gasp in shock!)
"My speed, my cool and attitude.but she gets her beauty from you Kagome, dear." He said.
"LISTEN YOU!" Inu Yasha jumped over to Kouga and shouted.
Kouga ignored him and said, "I think she gets her guts from both of us."
Inu Yasha shouted, "If you think Kagome would have anything to do with you, then-"
"The proof is right here, Dogturd!" Kouga shouted putting an arm around Honey who stuck her tongue out at the dog demon.
"Daddy's right!" Inu Onna suddenly jumped in. "If I take after her, then she's no floozy!"
"Who the hell are you?" Kouga asked.
Inu Yasha suddenly smirked and put an arm around Inu Onna, shocking her, because he'd never done that before except once. "She's OUR daughter." Inu Yasha said. "Me and Kagome's."
Everyone else was shocked to hear him admit something like that out loud.
"Feh," Kouga said confidently. "You know what they say, Out with the old and in with the new."
"You whimpy wolf!" Inu Yasha shouted. "I'll slaughter you! Our daughter was first and she means more!"
"Honey was more recent meaning that Kagome got bored with you!" Kouga shouted back.
"Is it just me," Honey whispered with a sweatdrop, "Or are they just using us in a fight over mom?"
Inu Onna nodded with an equally large sweatdrop.
"Excuse me," Kagome said. "But is there another reason why you're here, Kouga?"
Kouga looked over at her and said, "Huh? Oh! Yes there is!" He straightened up and said, "I was at the wolf pack meeting and I heard gossip that a horde of demons was coming this way, searching for a dog demon and human, so I came to find you, maybe it had something to do with Naraku!"
Inu Onna's heart sank.
"Well-" Kagome started but Honey got there first, "Didn't you hear Daddy? Naraku's dead."
Kouga looked at her in shock, "He's WHAT?!?"
"That's right." Honey said. "And those two dog turds weren't planning on telling you about it!"
Kouga looked up at Inu Yasha enraged. Then he ran at one of his top speeds and punched Inu Yasha in the jaw. The dog demon flew back and into the mud. Inu Yasha sat up with a slight pain in his jaw. The gooey mud clung to his long white hair. Kouga started walking toward him again, "YOU F*CKING B**TERD!"
All of a sudden, Inu Onna jumped in front if him.
"Get out of my way, B*tch!" Kouga growled.
"No." she said sternly.
"Your father is a scum and a lowlife. Wait your turn, I'm killing him, then I'm killing you, then I'm taking Kagome away and we'll live happily ever after with out the stench of scummy dogs like you!"
POW!
Kouga was knocked back as Inu Onna exerted her fist at his nose. Then she turned her head just in time as Honey headbutted her into the mud. "Never hit my dad, you Pathetic Puppy!" Honey said as they fought.
"I can hit whoever I want you Hussy Wolf!" Inu Onna said slugging the wolf demoness in the face. And both pairs of enemies fought.
Suddenly Miroku walked into the middle of it. He stuck his pinky fingers at the sides of his mouth and whistled. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at him. "Kouga, Hachimitsu, why don't you travel with us for a while?" he asked calmly.
"SHUT UP, MONK!" Kouga shouted then brought his fist back at Inu Yasha but he caught it.
"No wait, he has a good point Dad!" Honey said. She went over to Kouga to tell him her plan. "We don't have to leave mom here, and all we have to do is convince her and Musuko to leave with us!" she whispered to him.
Kouga thought about it then said, "Wait a minute, who's Musuko?"
"Well," Honey said walking over to the priest and putting her arms around his shoulders, "He's my man!" Inu Onna's aurora flared around her.
"No, I'm not." Musuko said in a dry tone.
"Ignore him," Honey said, "He doesn't know what's good for him. He's really happy inside. He'd rather be with a strong and proud wolf demoness then with some smelly, cheap, pathetic puppy."
"Who are you calling cheap!" Inu Onna shouted.
"Don't forget smelly and pathetic." Honey said in an 'I don't give a crap' voice.
Inu Onna opened her mouth a couple of times to say something but nothing came out.
"Oh my good she's speechless, Hell froze over!" then Honey laughed at her joke. Inu Onna's face turned red with anger and her eyes were hidden by her hair.
"Musuko!" Inu Onna growled through clenched teeth. He ran over, "Yes?"
"Get me outta here before I kill her." She said.
"Oki-dokie!" he said rubbing her shoulders and turning her around back to the cart. Halfway there she smacked his hands away and growled, "Don't touch me!"
"Hot spring!" Kagome said. Sango, Kagome and Inu Onna had found a hot sping half way up the mountain they were scaling. Are you sure this is safe with Miroku and Musuko?" Inu Onna asked. "And we don't even know what Botan and Kouga are like."
"Relax, Inu Yasha's watching them." Kagome said climbing in. Sango sank in the water till it reached her chin and sighed in pleasure. Inu Onna was still unsure, but she tried to sweep the feeling to the back of her mind and got undressed. As she waded in, Kagome notice a large scar in the middle of her back.
"What's that?" she asked.
"Huh?" Inu Onna asked and tried to look at whatever it was. "Oh, remember when Naraku killed us? That's the scar he left when he took his tainted shards back, I assume Musuko has a scar like it, too, and we'll probably have it forever."
They stayed in for a while then went back to camp.
Namida sat in a tree, (Kinda like the one Kikyo slept in once.) She built herself a nest and lay on her side hugging her knees. She watched images in her mind of the kind of fun Inu Onna had with all of her friends and family. When she mimicked Inu Yasha, when she laughed with Kagome, when she fought with Musuko and ate ramen with the whole group.
A tear slid down Namida's face and she looked out into the darkness of the woods. 'I don't want to be alone.' She thought.' She grabbed a chunk of the dead grass that lined her nest with a sudden anger. 'And I wouldn't have to feel this loneliness if it weren't for that dog demoness,'
She looked up at the full moon and thought, 'I'll visit them during the next new moon.'
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I should take more time away from writing these chapters. I was sad from a week of all homework and no writing, plus the fact that I just ate a snicker bar. So this chapter contains a lot of pent up passion and anger. Well review and tell me whatcha' think, K?