This sequel is as fun as the first story. Don't worry if you're reading the
other fics of mine, I'm still loyal to them. A girl can only get so many
chapters out a school week.
I don't own Inu Yasha, but I just got these toe socks that say "Puppy Love"
on them, and right after I got a good idea for this story.
Chapter 6: Let's HEAT things up, shall we?
(YES! My parents don't care what I put in my stories! I.e. you might just see one of Scorpiogal's famous sour lemon stories in the future. *_~.) (Imagine, as a Scorpio, one of the more firey and compassionate signs of the zodiac writes an uncut romance. =^^=)
Inu Onna watched as Kagome sat Inu Yasha for the third time on the third morning since they started their journey. "They really haven't changed since we left." She said to Musuko.
"Some relationships are just that way." He said. But she thought he sounded too much like an adult just then, so she ignored the previous statement.
"I think they need a little prodding." Inu Onna said, glancing over at Kagome's unguarded book bag. She crawled over to it and started to go through it.
"Oh-no," Musuko said getting up. "Whatever you're scheming, I want no part of it." He walked away, but she didn't notice. There were so many things in the bag, she couldn't find the bottom! Jewelery box, Calculus study-guide, pencil case, hairspray.
"What is this crap!" she said to herself. Then she came across a red book with a photograph of Kagome and some other girls, probably from her time. She opened it and flipped through the pages. "Ap-ril 26th-" she read. It was a calendar, some days were circled in read, there was a pattern of them. That was when she got her diabolical plan.
Later the group was sitting around a little fire eating Ramen. Inu Yasha sat to the left of Kagome slurping his noodles noisily. Kouga sat on her right looking at the noodles. He slurped some into his mouth and said, "Why, this is probably the best tasting food I've ever had!"
"I'm glad you like it!" Kagome said with a smile. Inu Yasha growled but no one really heard him. Honey sat on Kouga's right getting her first taste of noodles. "Mmmmm." she said. Miroku sat next to her and said, ".So then he said, 'I said hold my 'calls' Ms. Abenito." Botan and Musuko laughed and Sango looked disgusted.
Musuko sat in between Miroku and Botan, then Sango, and on her right was Inu Onna and she sat on Inu Yasha's left. She slurped up the last noodle and sat the bowl down.
"Don't tell me you're full already, Inu Onna!" Kagome said, "You usually have four or five bowls."
Honey laughed and said, "What a pig."
Inu Onna gave her a warning growl then turned back to look at Kagome, "Actually, mom, I'm just taking a break. I'd like to ask you something."
"Go ahead, sweetie." She said.
"Didn't you say you were having spring break next week?" Inu Onna asked casually.
"Yeah, why do you ask?" Kagome said.
"I was wondering if you were planning anything?" she asked.
Kagome looked upward and thought about it, "You know what," she said. "I must be the only girl in my school who hasn't."
"Well, why don't you stay here during that time?" Inu Onna said. "We could find some nice places to go and spend real family time together."
"Sounds like a plan!" Kagome said.
Inu Onna smirked mischieviously and looked at Inu Yasha, "What do you think, DAD?"
Inu Yasha felt a suspicious felling rising in his chest from the way she said that. Usually when Inu Onna made subtle suggestions like that, there was some kind of ulterior motive behind it. So the little cogs in his brain started to turn as he searched for the significance of 'next week.' Then it hit him-hard. His eyes almost jumped out of their sockets, "No." he said clearing his throat, "Bad idea."
"Why?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah, why, Daddy?" Inu Onna asked batting her eyes innocently. Inu Yasha blushed for a split second and stuttered to find an answer "W-well I- You-it's just a bad idea."
Kagome's eyebrows furrowed and said, "Well maybe I wanna stay here for spring break, I think Inu Onna has a good idea. A time for family togetherness."
Inu Yasha's heart sank with that final judgement. He sat his bowl down and walked away. Inu Onna smirked after him.
"Where's he going?" Sango asked.
Miroku got up and followed him.
Inu Yasha put his hands into the clear water of the lake and threw a handful of it into his face. He sat down with a worried look on his face.
"Inu Yasha?" Miroku suddenly appeared behind him. One of his dog demon ears turned toward the priest.
"Hi." Inu Yasha grunted.
"Is there something troubling you?" Miroku asked sitting beside him. "No." he replied gruffly.
"Oh come on Inu Yasha." Miroku said, "Give me a little more credit, would you?"
Inu Yasha was quiet for a few seconds then said, "It's none of your business anyway."
"So there is something." Miroku said.
"Feh." Was Inu Yasha's only reply. They sat there for a few minutes in silence before Inu Yasha said, "If I tell you, you've got to swear you won't tell anyone."
"You have my word." Miroku said. Inu Yasha sweatdropped not knowing how good that was.
He cleared his throat a couple of times and felt the sweat of worry returning to him. He put his hand over his face and rubber his forehead with one finger. He mumbled something inaudible.
"Excuse me?" Miroku asked.
"I SAID, NEXT WEEK KAGOME WILL BE IN HEAT!" All of the birds from a nearby tree flew off the branches.
"In heat?" Miroku said.
"What are you, retarded!" Inu Yasha shouted. "When an animal or youkai or even a human women is in heat, that means they generate a smell to attract a mate for s-s-s-"
"I understand, but why should that make a difference to you?" Miroku asked.
"I'm half demon! I can still smell her and it drives me up the wall!" Inu Yasha said. Then shivered, he couldn't believe he had just admitted it like that. "I've noticed the pattern before, every second week of every month. Usually I'm well prepared, Kagome will ask to go back for a test for one day at the start of the week, then I'd throw a pretend tantrum, she'd sit me then decide to stay in her time the whole week. Or if that didn't happen, I would just vanish for a week and come back when her PMS kicks in.
But Inu Onna, she's made sure that both of us would be around for the time. Man! How did she grow to be such a manipulative, obnoxious little sh*t.?"
Miroku thought for a second then said, "Why don't you explain it to Kagome?"
"Oh that would be a great idea!" he said in a sarcastic tone. " 'Hey Kagome! You're in heat this week so if you don't want to 'bear my child,' I suggest one of us leave now!' "
Miroku sweatdropped, "Okay, bad idea?"
"MAYBE!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Suddenly Inu Onna ran up, "Hey," she said to him. "Mom wants you."
"Why did you do that?" he asked her.
"Do what?" she asked.
"You know damn well what I mean! Answer me!" he shouted.
She looked back at him calmly, "Why do you always have to take everything like a death threat? I'm just trying to bring you and mom closer together!"
"A little TOO close, is what you're going for!" he said as she started to walk back. "If MUSUKO was in heat, do you think I'd make you stay!?"
She turned to glare at him then ran back. He shook his head and said, "She used to be such an innocent girl, where the hell did she get this sh*t?"
"So you don't think you're making a mistake?" Musuko asked writing his scrolls as the group stopped to rest. Inu Onna had just told him her diabolical plan.
"What mistakes are there to make?" she said confidently. "It's a fool proof plan."
"Hmm..." Musuko said holding up a scroll and looking at it.
"Hmmm??" she said mimicking him. "What does 'hmm' mean?"
"Oh I was pondering." he said.
"Pondering' on what?" she asked.
"Well, when Lady Kagome goes into heat, and she stays in the feudal era, would Lord Kouga not react to the scent of her as well?"
Inu Onna's expression changed to realization. "Oh," she said looking down at the ground. "I never thought of that."
"Hmmm.." Musuko said again.
"Now don't give me that 'hmm,' I can fix this to work out my way without that Hussy Wolf's father interfereing." She sat down with her arms crossed as an expression of deep thought crossed her face. 'Think think think think think think think think think.' "I GOT IT!" she suddenly shouted.
Musuko looked up at her as a reaction to her sudden outburst. "What have you got?" he asked.
Inu Onna smirked evilly and said, "Kouga won't know Mama's in heat, if he can't smell her." :-)
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Freaky! I put a whole lot of writer's compassion into this, I hope it didn't turn out TOO wonky. Tell me what you think, I MUST KNOW!!!!!
Chapter 6: Let's HEAT things up, shall we?
(YES! My parents don't care what I put in my stories! I.e. you might just see one of Scorpiogal's famous sour lemon stories in the future. *_~.) (Imagine, as a Scorpio, one of the more firey and compassionate signs of the zodiac writes an uncut romance. =^^=)
Inu Onna watched as Kagome sat Inu Yasha for the third time on the third morning since they started their journey. "They really haven't changed since we left." She said to Musuko.
"Some relationships are just that way." He said. But she thought he sounded too much like an adult just then, so she ignored the previous statement.
"I think they need a little prodding." Inu Onna said, glancing over at Kagome's unguarded book bag. She crawled over to it and started to go through it.
"Oh-no," Musuko said getting up. "Whatever you're scheming, I want no part of it." He walked away, but she didn't notice. There were so many things in the bag, she couldn't find the bottom! Jewelery box, Calculus study-guide, pencil case, hairspray.
"What is this crap!" she said to herself. Then she came across a red book with a photograph of Kagome and some other girls, probably from her time. She opened it and flipped through the pages. "Ap-ril 26th-" she read. It was a calendar, some days were circled in read, there was a pattern of them. That was when she got her diabolical plan.
Later the group was sitting around a little fire eating Ramen. Inu Yasha sat to the left of Kagome slurping his noodles noisily. Kouga sat on her right looking at the noodles. He slurped some into his mouth and said, "Why, this is probably the best tasting food I've ever had!"
"I'm glad you like it!" Kagome said with a smile. Inu Yasha growled but no one really heard him. Honey sat on Kouga's right getting her first taste of noodles. "Mmmmm." she said. Miroku sat next to her and said, ".So then he said, 'I said hold my 'calls' Ms. Abenito." Botan and Musuko laughed and Sango looked disgusted.
Musuko sat in between Miroku and Botan, then Sango, and on her right was Inu Onna and she sat on Inu Yasha's left. She slurped up the last noodle and sat the bowl down.
"Don't tell me you're full already, Inu Onna!" Kagome said, "You usually have four or five bowls."
Honey laughed and said, "What a pig."
Inu Onna gave her a warning growl then turned back to look at Kagome, "Actually, mom, I'm just taking a break. I'd like to ask you something."
"Go ahead, sweetie." She said.
"Didn't you say you were having spring break next week?" Inu Onna asked casually.
"Yeah, why do you ask?" Kagome said.
"I was wondering if you were planning anything?" she asked.
Kagome looked upward and thought about it, "You know what," she said. "I must be the only girl in my school who hasn't."
"Well, why don't you stay here during that time?" Inu Onna said. "We could find some nice places to go and spend real family time together."
"Sounds like a plan!" Kagome said.
Inu Onna smirked mischieviously and looked at Inu Yasha, "What do you think, DAD?"
Inu Yasha felt a suspicious felling rising in his chest from the way she said that. Usually when Inu Onna made subtle suggestions like that, there was some kind of ulterior motive behind it. So the little cogs in his brain started to turn as he searched for the significance of 'next week.' Then it hit him-hard. His eyes almost jumped out of their sockets, "No." he said clearing his throat, "Bad idea."
"Why?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah, why, Daddy?" Inu Onna asked batting her eyes innocently. Inu Yasha blushed for a split second and stuttered to find an answer "W-well I- You-it's just a bad idea."
Kagome's eyebrows furrowed and said, "Well maybe I wanna stay here for spring break, I think Inu Onna has a good idea. A time for family togetherness."
Inu Yasha's heart sank with that final judgement. He sat his bowl down and walked away. Inu Onna smirked after him.
"Where's he going?" Sango asked.
Miroku got up and followed him.
Inu Yasha put his hands into the clear water of the lake and threw a handful of it into his face. He sat down with a worried look on his face.
"Inu Yasha?" Miroku suddenly appeared behind him. One of his dog demon ears turned toward the priest.
"Hi." Inu Yasha grunted.
"Is there something troubling you?" Miroku asked sitting beside him. "No." he replied gruffly.
"Oh come on Inu Yasha." Miroku said, "Give me a little more credit, would you?"
Inu Yasha was quiet for a few seconds then said, "It's none of your business anyway."
"So there is something." Miroku said.
"Feh." Was Inu Yasha's only reply. They sat there for a few minutes in silence before Inu Yasha said, "If I tell you, you've got to swear you won't tell anyone."
"You have my word." Miroku said. Inu Yasha sweatdropped not knowing how good that was.
He cleared his throat a couple of times and felt the sweat of worry returning to him. He put his hand over his face and rubber his forehead with one finger. He mumbled something inaudible.
"Excuse me?" Miroku asked.
"I SAID, NEXT WEEK KAGOME WILL BE IN HEAT!" All of the birds from a nearby tree flew off the branches.
"In heat?" Miroku said.
"What are you, retarded!" Inu Yasha shouted. "When an animal or youkai or even a human women is in heat, that means they generate a smell to attract a mate for s-s-s-"
"I understand, but why should that make a difference to you?" Miroku asked.
"I'm half demon! I can still smell her and it drives me up the wall!" Inu Yasha said. Then shivered, he couldn't believe he had just admitted it like that. "I've noticed the pattern before, every second week of every month. Usually I'm well prepared, Kagome will ask to go back for a test for one day at the start of the week, then I'd throw a pretend tantrum, she'd sit me then decide to stay in her time the whole week. Or if that didn't happen, I would just vanish for a week and come back when her PMS kicks in.
But Inu Onna, she's made sure that both of us would be around for the time. Man! How did she grow to be such a manipulative, obnoxious little sh*t.?"
Miroku thought for a second then said, "Why don't you explain it to Kagome?"
"Oh that would be a great idea!" he said in a sarcastic tone. " 'Hey Kagome! You're in heat this week so if you don't want to 'bear my child,' I suggest one of us leave now!' "
Miroku sweatdropped, "Okay, bad idea?"
"MAYBE!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Suddenly Inu Onna ran up, "Hey," she said to him. "Mom wants you."
"Why did you do that?" he asked her.
"Do what?" she asked.
"You know damn well what I mean! Answer me!" he shouted.
She looked back at him calmly, "Why do you always have to take everything like a death threat? I'm just trying to bring you and mom closer together!"
"A little TOO close, is what you're going for!" he said as she started to walk back. "If MUSUKO was in heat, do you think I'd make you stay!?"
She turned to glare at him then ran back. He shook his head and said, "She used to be such an innocent girl, where the hell did she get this sh*t?"
"So you don't think you're making a mistake?" Musuko asked writing his scrolls as the group stopped to rest. Inu Onna had just told him her diabolical plan.
"What mistakes are there to make?" she said confidently. "It's a fool proof plan."
"Hmm..." Musuko said holding up a scroll and looking at it.
"Hmmm??" she said mimicking him. "What does 'hmm' mean?"
"Oh I was pondering." he said.
"Pondering' on what?" she asked.
"Well, when Lady Kagome goes into heat, and she stays in the feudal era, would Lord Kouga not react to the scent of her as well?"
Inu Onna's expression changed to realization. "Oh," she said looking down at the ground. "I never thought of that."
"Hmmm.." Musuko said again.
"Now don't give me that 'hmm,' I can fix this to work out my way without that Hussy Wolf's father interfereing." She sat down with her arms crossed as an expression of deep thought crossed her face. 'Think think think think think think think think think.' "I GOT IT!" she suddenly shouted.
Musuko looked up at her as a reaction to her sudden outburst. "What have you got?" he asked.
Inu Onna smirked evilly and said, "Kouga won't know Mama's in heat, if he can't smell her." :-)
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Freaky! I put a whole lot of writer's compassion into this, I hope it didn't turn out TOO wonky. Tell me what you think, I MUST KNOW!!!!!