Something to make him suffer.Hmm.

Beelzemon: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forte: Just for that, I will. Connect electric wires to the water in the toilet and.

Beelzemon: .damn you Forte.

Forte: Don't interrupt me.Connect electric wires to the water in the toilet, and then say the 'forbidden phrase'. It's non lethal if you don't have too high of a voltage.

I did this before. If you called Cage 'Numb Nuts' two years ago in April, it would have been fitting.

Beelzemon: Please don't go any farther.

Forte: It hurts, but nothing serious if done right.

Beelzemon: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Forte: . WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU CALL ME??????????????????? I AM A GUY, YOU FRIGGING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beelzemon: At least you stopped before mentioning ALL of the pranks. I just hope the rating doesn't have to go higher after this.

Chapter 9 - Cupid has weird ways of making people meet.

"Tessa, get inside."

Tessa was afraid to leave Gary outside with that lunatic Digimon.

"NOW!"

Tessa ran into Gary's home, praying that her secret crush would survive.

"What gives? Where'd you come from anyway?"

"That doesn't concern you."

"Then I'll just blast ya."

Tyrone fired at Gary, but Gary raised his shield. It wasn't perfect, but it was better than nothing. While Tyrone continued to fire, Gary had an idea. He turned his lance into a hand, and then undid his cloak, holding it ready.

"That's IT!!!!"

Tyrone charged at Gary, in an attempt to get to him. However, Gary then threw his cloak over Tyrone.

"HEY!!!!!!"

While Tyrone struggled to get loose, Gary aimed his shield, while it started to glow.

"Damn cape!"

When Tyrone finally got free, he saw the glow of the shield.

"Oh crap."

"SHIELD OF THE JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The beam threw Tyrone a very good distance away, and hurt him severely. Unfortunately, he landed next to his motorcycle.

"I don't believe this. One's enough, but two??? I'm outta here."

Tyrone then hopped onto his motorcycle, and sped off. Gary then walked over to his cloak, and put it back on. Then he formed his shield into his other hand, and walked over to Zeke to help him up.

"Are you all right?" Gary asked as he helped Zeke stand up.

"I never expected to end up fighting another Digimon, let alone a Mega. But at least, I'm not alone in trying to stop him." Zeke said, commenting on Gary's new form.

"I could actually pass as a human now."

"Oh no. you ARE human." Zeke said, afraid of the possibility Gary still didn't remember.

"I know that. It's just that now I actually LOOK human again." Gary said as he examined his cloak.

Just as Gary thought, the Beelzemon they encountered left his mark. right in his cloak. There was a giant hole torn in it.

"You wouldn't happen to know any tailors that specialize in Digital apparel, do you?" Gary asked jokingly.

"No, but to be honest, I myself had problems with the scarf."

If Zeke had a mouth right now, Gary would have sworn he was smiling.

"So let me get this straight. my son isn't the only one that changed into a Digimon?" James asked Sonia.

"Right. although I'm a bit surprised that no one had to tell you about Digimon in order to try to understand." Sonia answered while sewing up the hole in Gary's cloak.

Gary was helping Sonia repair the material. For some reason, although their Digimon forms healed when they left and later returned to them, things like the clothing they have don't. Zeke learned that after his scarf had bullet holes in it. James was still taking in the fact that SOMETHING was granting these wishes, and he was thinking. Tessa was card battling with a certain smart Alec.

"You lose." Tessa told him.

"At least it was a close one." Vince answered back.

"Wait a second. How did Zeke return to normal?"

Zeke answered him.

"Something tells me that whatever it is that did this isn't harmful. Anyway, I later realized exactly how having my wish granted could hurt others, like my mother. somehow. it just happened. as if whatever we're dealing with cares about us."

"But I didn't wish to become Guilmon.." Gary told him.

"If it judged by your room, I wouldn't be surprised if it thought you did." Tessa commented.

"Good as new."

"Thank you kindly." Gary told Sonia as he put the cloak back on.

Vince then managed to beat Tessa with a score of 1000 - 900. He only won because Tessa let him. She had the Pluck card in her hand, and he was using a Digimon with the Fly ability. Which didn't matter.

"I finally won."

"I let you."

Then Tessa showed him the Pluck card.

"WHAT?????????"

Zeke chuckled a bit at that. Then he looked over to his mother and Gary's father. One of the Digimon abilities he retained in human form was a sharp eye, and right now, he could swear they looked like they.

"Nah."

Then Zeke felt something bump him in the side. He turned to face Gary's reptilian muzzle. He had reverted to Guilmon.

"What is it?"

"You see it too, don't you?" Gary asked.

From what Zeke knew of Gary, he didn't always catch onto things. Perhaps being Gallantmon changed that.

"See what?"

"The way they're looking at each other."

Zeke then realized that just maybe, he was right. they did look like they were falling in love.

Forte: Beelzemon. I swear to God if you call me a bitch again.

Beelzemon: It'd help if you'd cut that hair of yours. you look like Raiden.

Forte: Now THAT'S an insult.

Beelzemon: PLUS Roll tried on your armor in someone else's fan fic. It's called 'Why Treble is NOT purple.'

Forte: . Say what?

Beelzemon: ROLL.TRIED.ON.YOUR.ARMOR!

Forte: .WHAT??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? SHE DID WHAT????????????????????????? I DON'T CARE IF I DO HAVE A CRUSH ON HER, THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beelzemon: If there were any other girl robots, I'd recommend them to ya.