Disclaimer: Hasbro/Mainframe alliance owns beast wars, Zed owns Renegade fighter, I own this fic, capiche?

Anyway, it's 3am over here, and I'm never any good at making up lyrics, so don't blame me if I wasted five minutes of your time; I can't give them back, and you'd probably only waste them anyway.

Dinobot was on patrol, as usual.

He was currently muttering to himself about the way that Primal ever took the risks that a warrior should, when he heard a noise over in the bushes.

Quickly, he transformed and reached into subspace to retrieve his spinning blade, but instead withdrew a microphone.

Renegade Fighter-Zed

Performed by Dinobot.

I walk here alone, no one at my side.

Always out on patrol.

I will growl in anger, never be put to shame.

Always in control.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Occasional Shakespeare writer.

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Occasional Shakespeare writer.

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I will hunt in silence, never speak your name.

You won't know I'm here.

They won't find the pieces that I will rearrange.

Never know I'm there.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter.

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

My conscience is clear; I don't have to worry at all.

Megatron I'll be your eventual downfall.

My honour code is clear; I don't have to worry at all.

Megatron I'll be your eventual downfall.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter.

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

I'm a warrior, honourable fighter.

Sometime Shakespeare reciter.

I'm a winner singer-song writer.

Just give the word I'll fire.

With that Waspinator dove out of the bushes and flew away laughing. Dinobot charged up his eye lasers and nailed the bug mid flight.

Well, what'd you think?? The intro and outro weren't too good, but like I said, it's 3am here, so gimmie a break and tell me what you thought.