How long has it been since I updated this fic?
Forte: DEFINITELY not as long as the eggs have been in the fridge.
(Beelzemon checks the eggs.)
Beelzemon: They're perfectly fine.
Forte: They're brown. now read the carton.
Beelzemon: Grade A white eggs.. Uh-oh.
Forte: And that's the youngest ones.
(Forte takes an egg out of an older carton. It has hair growing on it.)
Beelzemon: YEEEEEE. Fine. I'll go shopping. (Changes to human disguise.)
Forte: . But I have places to go.
Beelzemon: So who's going to get this fic update up?
(Then Skullsatamon hops into the chair. He's about to type, when Beelzemon hoists him out of the chair.)
Beelzemon: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????? : Well, then I'm the only one left.
Forte: . SNAKE????
Skullsatamon: Otacon kicked him out after he used his anime stuff as targets.
Beelzemon: . Well, looks like Snake's doing it. at least he'll check the script.
Chapter 13 - Something or other.
Once upon a time, the end.. There.
Beelzemon: SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: . What?
Forte: . So much for movie rentals. I'll take over.
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The REAL chapter 13 - Terror in many forms..
At Zeke's home, everyone had gathered there to discuss an apparent problem.
"Exactly how many have become Digimon is unknown, but I have a feeling that the number isn't very high." Zeke said.
Scott remained silent. Gary noted that his father was shifting his gaze between Jean and Sonia. Gary didn't really care about that though. He was afraid he'd remain a Digimon forever.
"Let's see. those two are being like a couple of goody two shoes. so if I do something to lure them out. I can pay them back in spades for that last encounter."
Tyrone was planning something to lure the others out. He was somewhat scared that it wouldn't work. Then that faded with his new idea.
"A hostage. That'll get them running. and I know the perfect kind of hostage. a kid. If THAT doesn't get them running. then they became cold hearted."
Then he went to his motorcycle, and sped off.
Back in the Dimensional Void.
"Oh no."
"I told you this wouldn't work out."
"Well I can't just undo it."
Back on Earth.
Tyrone was getting impatient. He'd have to grab the first kid he saw at this rate. Then he found a girl. He grabbed her as he sped by. She began kicking and screaming. If only he remembered ear plugs.
Tyrone found the perfect place. A construction yard. He fired a few rounds to get the workers running, and then dragged the girl along up the unfinished building. It was perfect. He could be seen from there, and yet avoid certain media. He had a feeling that he shouldn't get spotted and recognized as Beelzemon.
"Maybe we better track down that Beelzemon guy." Gary suggested.
If this were an anime, Scott would have sweat dropped right now. But it's not.
"Uh.."
"What is it Scott?"
"This may seem silly, but I'm afraid to go after him.."
"Why?"
"In the cartoon, Beelzemon killed off Leomon, and you all know I'm a Leomon."
They all either sighed or moaned.
"That was just a."
Then the newsman on TV cut him off.
"OUR EYE IN THE SKY HAS PICKED UP A HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!!! WE GO LIVE TO THE SCENE!!!!!!"
They saw Beelzemon harassing a teenaged girl on an unfinished building. Scott stepped back. Then Beelzemon noticed the camera, and shot it out of the sky.
"Oh no!!!!!"
"What?"
"I KNOW HER!!!!! I'VE GOT TO HELP HER!!!!!!!"
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Well, that's all this time folks. but I can't believe I had to miss out on movie rentals because of Snake's damn joke.
Snake: Joke?
Beelzemon: I'm back!!!!!! We now have bald eggs..
Snake: . I don't want to know.
Beelzemon: Some cigarettes.
(Snake takes the pack of cigarettes.)
Beelzemon: For Forte.
(Beelzemon throws a rented copy of 'Young Frankenstein' at him.)
Forte: .!
(Forte runs off.)
Skullsatamon: What about me?
Beelzemon: For you.
(Beelzemon brings the neighbor's dog from behind his back, and lets it chase Skullsatamon.)
Skullsatamon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: That's for saying we didn't need to get groceries earlier today.
Forte: DEFINITELY not as long as the eggs have been in the fridge.
(Beelzemon checks the eggs.)
Beelzemon: They're perfectly fine.
Forte: They're brown. now read the carton.
Beelzemon: Grade A white eggs.. Uh-oh.
Forte: And that's the youngest ones.
(Forte takes an egg out of an older carton. It has hair growing on it.)
Beelzemon: YEEEEEE. Fine. I'll go shopping. (Changes to human disguise.)
Forte: . But I have places to go.
Beelzemon: So who's going to get this fic update up?
(Then Skullsatamon hops into the chair. He's about to type, when Beelzemon hoists him out of the chair.)
Beelzemon: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
????? : Well, then I'm the only one left.
Forte: . SNAKE????
Skullsatamon: Otacon kicked him out after he used his anime stuff as targets.
Beelzemon: . Well, looks like Snake's doing it. at least he'll check the script.
Chapter 13 - Something or other.
Once upon a time, the end.. There.
Beelzemon: SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snake: . What?
Forte: . So much for movie rentals. I'll take over.
////////////////////////////
The REAL chapter 13 - Terror in many forms..
At Zeke's home, everyone had gathered there to discuss an apparent problem.
"Exactly how many have become Digimon is unknown, but I have a feeling that the number isn't very high." Zeke said.
Scott remained silent. Gary noted that his father was shifting his gaze between Jean and Sonia. Gary didn't really care about that though. He was afraid he'd remain a Digimon forever.
"Let's see. those two are being like a couple of goody two shoes. so if I do something to lure them out. I can pay them back in spades for that last encounter."
Tyrone was planning something to lure the others out. He was somewhat scared that it wouldn't work. Then that faded with his new idea.
"A hostage. That'll get them running. and I know the perfect kind of hostage. a kid. If THAT doesn't get them running. then they became cold hearted."
Then he went to his motorcycle, and sped off.
Back in the Dimensional Void.
"Oh no."
"I told you this wouldn't work out."
"Well I can't just undo it."
Back on Earth.
Tyrone was getting impatient. He'd have to grab the first kid he saw at this rate. Then he found a girl. He grabbed her as he sped by. She began kicking and screaming. If only he remembered ear plugs.
Tyrone found the perfect place. A construction yard. He fired a few rounds to get the workers running, and then dragged the girl along up the unfinished building. It was perfect. He could be seen from there, and yet avoid certain media. He had a feeling that he shouldn't get spotted and recognized as Beelzemon.
"Maybe we better track down that Beelzemon guy." Gary suggested.
If this were an anime, Scott would have sweat dropped right now. But it's not.
"Uh.."
"What is it Scott?"
"This may seem silly, but I'm afraid to go after him.."
"Why?"
"In the cartoon, Beelzemon killed off Leomon, and you all know I'm a Leomon."
They all either sighed or moaned.
"That was just a."
Then the newsman on TV cut him off.
"OUR EYE IN THE SKY HAS PICKED UP A HOSTAGE SITUATION!!!!! WE GO LIVE TO THE SCENE!!!!!!"
They saw Beelzemon harassing a teenaged girl on an unfinished building. Scott stepped back. Then Beelzemon noticed the camera, and shot it out of the sky.
"Oh no!!!!!"
"What?"
"I KNOW HER!!!!! I'VE GOT TO HELP HER!!!!!!!"
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Well, that's all this time folks. but I can't believe I had to miss out on movie rentals because of Snake's damn joke.
Snake: Joke?
Beelzemon: I'm back!!!!!! We now have bald eggs..
Snake: . I don't want to know.
Beelzemon: Some cigarettes.
(Snake takes the pack of cigarettes.)
Beelzemon: For Forte.
(Beelzemon throws a rented copy of 'Young Frankenstein' at him.)
Forte: .!
(Forte runs off.)
Skullsatamon: What about me?
Beelzemon: For you.
(Beelzemon brings the neighbor's dog from behind his back, and lets it chase Skullsatamon.)
Skullsatamon: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beelzemon: That's for saying we didn't need to get groceries earlier today.