{DISCLAIMER: All right, look... This is clearly a parody or joke, so I can't be sued anyway. Lawyers, eat your hearts out. In fact, I think I'm go and break some more copyrights in the name of comedy.}


{A/N: OK, I know that some of you are very familiar with the 'All your base...' joke. I decided to make poke some fun at it. If you don't know the actual thing, then this might not make sense at all. Takes place at the council of Elrond. Please don't flame me for being retarded. I know the age is wrong but who cares? Oh yes, I dislike all caps too but it makes it seem more like the video game this way. To see the original go here http://www.stileproject.com/flash/base.html. Warning, the flash sile is harmless enough but the site itself might have naughty banners!}


AGE 3050 WAR IS BEGINNING

ELROND: WHAT HAPPEN
ARAGORN: SOMEONE SET UP US THE RING
BOROMIR: [Entranced by ring] WE GET SIGNAL
ARAGORN: WHAT !!
BOROMIR: MAIN RING TO GONDOR
LEGOLAS: IT'S YOU !!
RING: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
RING: ALL YOUR RING ARE BELONG TO SAURON
RING: MIDDLE EARTH ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
ELROND: WHAT YOU SAY !!
RING: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE
RING: MAKE YOUR TIME
RING: HA HA HA !!
RING: [Singing] ALL YOUR RING
RING: RING
RING: RING
RING: ALL YOUR RING
RING: ARE GO TO MORDOR
ENTIRE COUNCIL: [Gasp, Gasp, Cry, Shriek, Gasp]
FIGWIT: .........
RING: [Still singing] LEGOLAS
RING: LAS
RING: LAS
RING: LEGOLAS
RING: IS A NANCING WHORE
LEGOLAS: WELL, I NEVER !!
LEGOLAS: [Offended and leaves council]
LEGOLAS: [Squeels and nances off, his hands flapping]