The Elemental Kais--Too many forfeits... What's with this tournament?

A/N: Thanks Squalldaman for Reviewing and telling me I was spelling Piccolo wrong (^^;;) and how to spell Spopovitch. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed!

"WHAT is going on?" Videl demanded of Gohan.

"Honestly, Videl, I don't have a clue." Gohan looked over at the Lightning Kai, whom was standing nearby. "Who are you guys?"

Lightning Kai looked at him with a slow, level gaze. "We are two of the five Elemental Kais." Lightning Kai stated, and then told them a long, winded explanation.

It was just as he finished that Spopovitch and Yamu flew past into the stadium as the crowd got over their suprise.

"Krillin, I am afraid that we have company." Fire Kai said as she saw the two fighters come into the arena. She turned to face them and waited. Spopovitch landed behind her and Yamu in front, holding a white thing in his hands.

Spopovitch wrapped his arms around her neck, attempting to immobilize her as Yamu stabbed her with the energy-collector. Fire Kai blinked at the feel of her energy draining, and waited a few moments. When there seemed sufficent energy in the container, she broke free of their hold. "Wha...?" Supolvitch started to say and then doubled over. The Fire Kai had punched him in the stomach

"Go you stupid bakas. Go back to your master. Tell him that the Fire Kai is coming."

The two minions took off into the air, flying full force for the ship. Fire Kai turned and faced Krillin. "Shall we?"

No! I won't give up! I may lose terribly, but she won't kill me. Especially if she's a Kai like she told those goons. Krillin assumed a defensive stance and waited for the attack to come.

Fire Kai grinned and gathered a light ki attack to knock the Z-Fighter out of the ring. The bright red energy blasted forward, hitting Krillin square in the chest and knocking him backwards and out of the ring with no damage except for a few scorch marks and a wounded pride.

Fire Kai jumped out of the ring and landed next to Krillin, helping him up. "Nice fight, it was only because you came up against me that you lost. I'm sure you would have prefered to be against Hercule."

Krillin grinned. "Yup, that would have been easy! I envy 18, she got lucky." Krillin turned and walked back into the fighters lounge as the Fire Kai powered down to her normal state, back to her red hair, green eyes, and original outfit.

Fire Kai walked back into the lounge and over to the Lightning Kai. You're filling them in?

I'm attempting to.

Right. I'll follow Spopovitch and Yamu. I'll be back before my next fight. Fire Kai walked out of the lounge and into a courtyard, flying off after Spopovitch and Yamu while Lai proceeded to explain about the disappearance of the Air Kai after she went to fight Majin Buu and about Spopovitch and Yamu and their Master Babidi. Lai finished as the second match was about to begin, Yamu and Spopovitch having been disqualified.

"Okay folks! Let's get the second match started!" The announcer (A/N: Who REALLY needs a name...) told the audience. "In the second match we have Shin, a small purple dude with and awesome mohawk, and Majunior, a veteran of the tournament." Piccolo watched as Shin walked into the arena, following after a few moments.

"Supreme Kai. I cannot fight you, I forfeit the match in your favour." Piccolo told him, and then walked calmly out of the ring.

"Goku, Vegeta. Don't follow her. She'll be back." Lai commanded as the two Saiya-jins were about fly off.

"All right, the next match goes to Videl by default since Spopovitch and Yamu attacked Shakaku, disqualifying them. The next match is between The Great Saiyaman and Kabito. Let's hear it for Orange Star City's newest hero!" Gohan grinned and walked into the ring with Kabito close behind.

"Aaaannnd.... BEGIN!"

"Gohan. I cannot fight you and win, so what's the point? No offense to you, but I forfeit."

Gohan blinked and looked at Kabito strangely. "And I thought I was the one in trouble here... Okay then."

"Another forfeit?? These fighters don't seem to want to fight today, do they? Well, anyway, up next is #18 versus the current champ, HERCULE!!!!"

Hercule grinned, walking to the center of the ring, arms in the air, screaming, "Yeah! Hercule baby!" Hercule started to strike a pose when 18 spoke.

"Stop being such a baka. I know you can't help it, but just fight."

Hercule stared at the android as the announcer called for the fight to start.

18 watched Hercule as he 'attacked'... Impressive. Not. She sighed and dodged out of the way.

"Wha..?"

"Over here." 18 called from behind Hercule and on the other side of the ring. "Is that all you can do? Some champion."

18 smirked and attacked the so-called 'champ', making the result a K.O. with one punch to the face. "Dad!" Videl cried out, suprised he had been beaten so easily.

"Well, whad did you expect?"

"9... 10! That's a K.O! #18 has won the match!" The crowd watched in disbelief as 18 walked out of the ring.

Sorry the chappie's so short. The next one will probably be longer. I hope.

Next Chapter: It's the fight we've all been waiting for! Vegeta versus Goku! It would have been nice if this had been in the real series... but yeah... Maybe you haven't all been waiting for it. I'm just kidding myself. Anywho, REVIEW!!!

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