~Chapter 9-Peeping Toms~
Harry's jaw dropped. He was stuck in the worst position in the world. He couldn't move, for Snape would hear him. All he could do was wait for the teacher to finish.
The invisibility cloak rested at Harry's feet.
Snape ran a hand down his thin hair checking to see if he had gotten all of the soap and remnants from the ruined polyjuice potion from his hair. He grabbed a towel near the shower door on the rack.
The dark man stepped out of the shower to see Potter staring right at him. His eyes stared at the boy in shock.
Why is he looking at me like that...? ...Can he see through the invisibility cloak? Harry glanced down to see the silvery material of the cloak resting at his feet. He chewed on his bottom lip, suddenly wishing that he were anything or anyone BUT Harry Potter.
"AHHHH!!!!! POTTER!!!!!!!!!!" Snape shouted, both surprised and angry.
"MMYAHH!!!" Harry screamed, running out the door with his invisibility cloak in hand.
Snape flung open the door to his wardrobe, and reached in. He pulled out a Lockhart who smiled sheepishly at him. "Hello Severus."
"I'M GOING TO KILL THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!" The dark man shouted, chasing both Harry and Lockhart down the hallway.
Draco was mildly happy today. He'd manage to scrape the needed ingredients from Snape's supply closet. (He was given special access to that, you know.) On his way down to see the professor to thank him heard the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps.
Harry whizzed by the bewildered blonde, looking like one big frightened silver blur. "OUT OF THE WAY!!"
"Watch where you're going Potter!" He shouted, having nearly been knocked over. Draco fixed the stray hairs that have been jarred loose from the death hold of his hair gel and shrugged the encounter off as Potter being weird again. Continuing on his way, he heard more footsteps coming. What was going on?
Lockhart sped past Draco and shouted something like, "TELL YOUR HANDSOME FATHER I SAID HELLO!"
Blinking, he kept walking. The blonde heard more running, and moved to the side again.
Snape ran past him, holding up one the end of a white bath towel. In the other he brandished a sword, and was shouting rapid obscenities at the other fleeing wizards.
Draco blushed, now very intrigued to learn about what was going on. He followed the others down the hall.
Else where~
Lucius stewed over collecting 11 out of 12 needed roses. He scratched at the bandage on his hand.
He hadn't been this excited in years. He thought back to when he and James were caught showering together in the Gryffindor bathroom. Thank Merlin it was only Sirius.
The pervert got an eye full that night. Lucius thought, pulling out the dictation quill.
Though Sirius was not a pervert, the blonde always thought of him as one. Maybe hes was his mysterious rose giver. Some of those places he found roses in, seemed like a Marauder prank to him. No one but Sirius or James would ever have the never to sneak past the many hazards of Malfoy mansion...
Lucius kicked his legs up on to his desk. "Quill, take a letter."
The quill took its place on the scroll, ready to begin.
"My dearest Narcissa- No wait. Leave out the 'my' and 'dearest'. -I think it may be time to end our failing relationship. It's obvious that we are not compatible, and both victims of a cruel arranged marriage. As you know, I love James Potter and always will. And you and your current lover, Fernando, will be much better off together.
Sincerely,
Lucius Malfoy."
This was the best 'let's get divorced' letter he'd written in awhile. When it comes around to actually send one of the many letters, he'll have a hard time picking which one.
Sighing, he sat back. Lucius reached in to another secret compartment in the desk drawer, and pulled out a collar.
A gag gift from James... A goofy smile crept across his thin lips. He put the collar on, pleased that it still fit just as it had back when he was younger.
But when he tried to get it off, to his great horror, it was stuck. Lucius went to grab a pair of clippers, but decided against cutting it off. "Oh no... Why won't it come off!?" He cried, prying at the clasp.
Back at Hogwarts~
Harry, Draco, Lockhart, and Snape all stood before a highly amused Dumbledore.
"Now... May someone be able to tell me what exactly happened? Harry, you start." This was a very odd situation. But certainately not the most strange that this office had seen. Dumbledore recalled an incident back that had occurred with Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, and James Potter. Though some teachers at the time wanted the three expelled for indecent and reckless behavior, the old wizard found it quite funny.
"Well, I went to go talk to Professor Snape about midterms-"
"Midterms my ass!" Snape barked. Still wearing the towel, he was damn sure Lockhart was trying his best to ogle him with out being obvious.
"-When I didn't see him in his bedroom, I went to check the bathroom. Having to use the facilities my self, I was going to do so. When Professor Snape walked in, I was so afraid I would be yelled at, I threw on the cloak."
"Seems logical.... Gilderoy?"
"I wanted to visit Severus! He wasn't at breakfast and I was worried about him. I went down to check on you, because I wanted to see if you were okay, honey."
"DON'T CALL ME HONEY!"
"You're so cute when you're angry!"
Dumbledore held in laughter. This was the first he'd ever seen this type of relationship occur between two of his staff.
"Sir, believe me. We aren't a couple! He's forcing me to go on 1000 dates with him!" Snape said frantically.
Lockhart nearly leapt into Snape's arms. "Last night didn't count? Oh wonderful, more dates with my beloved..."
The left side of the dark man's face twitched as he cursed himself for not using the right wording.
"Well, going on... I heard Severus coming, and I got scared for the same reasons Harry did..."
"Also reasonable." Dumbledore said, tapping his chin, "Given the relationship at hand."
Harry sniggered, and Draco's gray eyes flashed with jealousy.
"Draco?" Dumbledore pointed to the blonde. "Where you peeping on Professor Snape too?"
Draco blushed crimson. "Well, I saw everyone running... And I really wanted to know what was going on." He said, twiddling his thumbs.
"Ah, I see."
"Well, I see that this situation was merely an accident. You are all free to go."
"BUT POTTER SAW ME NAKED!" Snape bellowed.
"And it was an accident, Severus."
The dark man bowed his head. Dumbledore must be going senile. "Give me one of your layers of clothes, Lockhart."
"What layer?" Lockhart said, cooing.
Snape grabbed the other's coat, and threw it on. Both Professors left, Snape trying to put some distance between him and the horny blonde.
Draco and Harry left, leaving Dumbledore alone in his office.
Gales of laughter erupted from behind the door.
~Sometime later~
Two days, no 12th rose. Two days of wearing turtle necks to hide the collar.
Lucius was beginning to run out of high-necked shirts. Today was the day he had to return to Hogwarts for that meeting with Snape.
The last thing he needed to be caught wearing was a dog collar.
Hogwarts~
Harry gulped. He looked down at the bubbling poly juice potion. How vile would Snape's potion taste? He added the hair to a small container. Finally, he had managed to snag a hair from Snape while he was busy trying to escape Lockhart.
Adding some of the potion, he watched as it turned jet black. He gulped it down. Huh... Not bad. Kinda like black berries.
Searing pain went through him as he felt his facial features extend, and his skeleton grew. He looked in the mirror. Perfect likeness! "Potter! Ten points from Gryffindor! Potter! Your potion's too muddy!"
Harry burst out laughing. A perfect likeness, right down to that wretched voice!
Leaving Gryffindor, Harry went down to Slytherin. It was time to set Draco straight.
Draco downed the golden potion. "Gak! Sour!" He said, choking. After several minutes of pain, he got up. "Merlin, father's old.." The blonde said, running a finger down a high cheekbone.
The disguised Draco started off for the dungeon in search of Snape. If Professor Snape wants Lucius Malfoy, he'll get Lucius Malfoy. On his way, he unbuttoned his shirt from the bottom up, and tied the ends around so his pale midriff showed. Draco unbuttoned the top of his pants, as he reached for the doorknob of the classroom. Entering the room, he went to Snape's desk, and sprawled himself across it.
Harry decided to take the short cut through the dungeons to avoid any pouncing attempts by Lockhart.
Curiously, he poked his head in the classrooms to see if Draco was there. From far away, Harry saw the shock of blonde hair and the figure draped on the desk, and mistook it for Draco.
"Draco Malfoy! What do you think you're doing on my de-" Harry shouted, starting into the room. As soon as he got close enough, he realized his mistake.
"Lucius Malfoy?" He said, jaw dropped.
"Oh Severus... You look so ravishing today..." Draco sauntered up to Harry, wrapping his arms around the neck of the man he assumed was Serverus Snape.
For Lucius Malfoy being homophobic, he sure doesn't act like it. Harry thought, trying to pry the arms from around him. "Now listen, I don't-"
"You smell so good..." Draco said, laying kisses on the other's neck. "Severus..."
He must be drunk! He must be drunk! Harry frantically tore away from the other man. He found himself running his eyes down Lucius's lovely frame.
This was Draco's father.. This was Draco's father... Harry kept telling himself.
"Take me, Severus!" Draco shouted, ripping what was left of his shirt off. "Now! I can't wait anymore!"
Harry was knocked to the ground at the force of Draco tackling him.
Meanwhile, the real Lucius Malfoy was just entering Hogwarts. Making his way down to the dungeons, he felt a hand reach out from behind a statue and grab his wrist.
The blonde spun around to come face to face with a teenaged James Potter. "Juh... Juh...." Lucius stuttered, utterly shocked.
"Shh..." Snape said, pushing a finger to those thin lips of the blonde. "I'm here for only a brief time before I head back to the after life. Let's make the most of it."
Lucius nodded, letting who he thought was James, pick him up.
Snape carried the pale man into the room. He laid the other on his desk, beginning to kiss him softly. The kiss escalated from a sweet one, to passionate quickly. His tongue slipped into the hot mouth, tasting the inside Malfoy's mouth. Oh such a wonderful taste... It was worth the trouble of stealing that piece of hair from James all those years ago... He thought, as he ran a hand through the locks of blonde hair.
Lucius moaned, allowing the appendage in. The pale blonde wrapped his arms around the waist, pulling the other on top of him.
Snape frantically tore away Lucius's many layers of robes, rubbing the hot flesh of his chest beneath him. It felt silkly, more soft then he had ever dreamt about. But only one thing plagued his mind.
He wondered why Lucius was wearing a dog collar.
Draco straddled Harry's waist, rubbing the toned body beneath him. His hands went for the many fastenings, opening them quickly.
Harry groaned, hearing the sound of clothing being ripped. He ASSUMED it was Lucius getting frustrated with the many fastenings on his robes, and just ripping them off. "Lucius... Oh Lucius..."
Draco was indeed busy unbuttoning the many fastenings, but did not rip the garment. He stopped upon hearing the noise.
"Why... Why did you stop?" Harry asked, for he was getting to like this idea more and more.
"Didn't you hear that noise? The ripping one?"
He nodded, looking up at the blonde. "Didn't you...?"
Lucius sat up from the table. "What was that?"
Snape looked annoyed. "What was what?"
"Voices..." Lucius said, sitting up. "From the other side of the room..."
"Now I heard voices." Draco stood up, helping Harry up.
Snape looked over at the two now standing figures. He blinked, staring in shock. "How.. How..."
Lucius turned around to see what was worth gaping at.
"Father!!" Harry and Draco both exclaimed.
Harry's jaw dropped. He was stuck in the worst position in the world. He couldn't move, for Snape would hear him. All he could do was wait for the teacher to finish.
The invisibility cloak rested at Harry's feet.
Snape ran a hand down his thin hair checking to see if he had gotten all of the soap and remnants from the ruined polyjuice potion from his hair. He grabbed a towel near the shower door on the rack.
The dark man stepped out of the shower to see Potter staring right at him. His eyes stared at the boy in shock.
Why is he looking at me like that...? ...Can he see through the invisibility cloak? Harry glanced down to see the silvery material of the cloak resting at his feet. He chewed on his bottom lip, suddenly wishing that he were anything or anyone BUT Harry Potter.
"AHHHH!!!!! POTTER!!!!!!!!!!" Snape shouted, both surprised and angry.
"MMYAHH!!!" Harry screamed, running out the door with his invisibility cloak in hand.
Snape flung open the door to his wardrobe, and reached in. He pulled out a Lockhart who smiled sheepishly at him. "Hello Severus."
"I'M GOING TO KILL THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!" The dark man shouted, chasing both Harry and Lockhart down the hallway.
Draco was mildly happy today. He'd manage to scrape the needed ingredients from Snape's supply closet. (He was given special access to that, you know.) On his way down to see the professor to thank him heard the sound of rapidly approaching footsteps.
Harry whizzed by the bewildered blonde, looking like one big frightened silver blur. "OUT OF THE WAY!!"
"Watch where you're going Potter!" He shouted, having nearly been knocked over. Draco fixed the stray hairs that have been jarred loose from the death hold of his hair gel and shrugged the encounter off as Potter being weird again. Continuing on his way, he heard more footsteps coming. What was going on?
Lockhart sped past Draco and shouted something like, "TELL YOUR HANDSOME FATHER I SAID HELLO!"
Blinking, he kept walking. The blonde heard more running, and moved to the side again.
Snape ran past him, holding up one the end of a white bath towel. In the other he brandished a sword, and was shouting rapid obscenities at the other fleeing wizards.
Draco blushed, now very intrigued to learn about what was going on. He followed the others down the hall.
Else where~
Lucius stewed over collecting 11 out of 12 needed roses. He scratched at the bandage on his hand.
He hadn't been this excited in years. He thought back to when he and James were caught showering together in the Gryffindor bathroom. Thank Merlin it was only Sirius.
The pervert got an eye full that night. Lucius thought, pulling out the dictation quill.
Though Sirius was not a pervert, the blonde always thought of him as one. Maybe hes was his mysterious rose giver. Some of those places he found roses in, seemed like a Marauder prank to him. No one but Sirius or James would ever have the never to sneak past the many hazards of Malfoy mansion...
Lucius kicked his legs up on to his desk. "Quill, take a letter."
The quill took its place on the scroll, ready to begin.
"My dearest Narcissa- No wait. Leave out the 'my' and 'dearest'. -I think it may be time to end our failing relationship. It's obvious that we are not compatible, and both victims of a cruel arranged marriage. As you know, I love James Potter and always will. And you and your current lover, Fernando, will be much better off together.
Sincerely,
Lucius Malfoy."
This was the best 'let's get divorced' letter he'd written in awhile. When it comes around to actually send one of the many letters, he'll have a hard time picking which one.
Sighing, he sat back. Lucius reached in to another secret compartment in the desk drawer, and pulled out a collar.
A gag gift from James... A goofy smile crept across his thin lips. He put the collar on, pleased that it still fit just as it had back when he was younger.
But when he tried to get it off, to his great horror, it was stuck. Lucius went to grab a pair of clippers, but decided against cutting it off. "Oh no... Why won't it come off!?" He cried, prying at the clasp.
Back at Hogwarts~
Harry, Draco, Lockhart, and Snape all stood before a highly amused Dumbledore.
"Now... May someone be able to tell me what exactly happened? Harry, you start." This was a very odd situation. But certainately not the most strange that this office had seen. Dumbledore recalled an incident back that had occurred with Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy, and James Potter. Though some teachers at the time wanted the three expelled for indecent and reckless behavior, the old wizard found it quite funny.
"Well, I went to go talk to Professor Snape about midterms-"
"Midterms my ass!" Snape barked. Still wearing the towel, he was damn sure Lockhart was trying his best to ogle him with out being obvious.
"-When I didn't see him in his bedroom, I went to check the bathroom. Having to use the facilities my self, I was going to do so. When Professor Snape walked in, I was so afraid I would be yelled at, I threw on the cloak."
"Seems logical.... Gilderoy?"
"I wanted to visit Severus! He wasn't at breakfast and I was worried about him. I went down to check on you, because I wanted to see if you were okay, honey."
"DON'T CALL ME HONEY!"
"You're so cute when you're angry!"
Dumbledore held in laughter. This was the first he'd ever seen this type of relationship occur between two of his staff.
"Sir, believe me. We aren't a couple! He's forcing me to go on 1000 dates with him!" Snape said frantically.
Lockhart nearly leapt into Snape's arms. "Last night didn't count? Oh wonderful, more dates with my beloved..."
The left side of the dark man's face twitched as he cursed himself for not using the right wording.
"Well, going on... I heard Severus coming, and I got scared for the same reasons Harry did..."
"Also reasonable." Dumbledore said, tapping his chin, "Given the relationship at hand."
Harry sniggered, and Draco's gray eyes flashed with jealousy.
"Draco?" Dumbledore pointed to the blonde. "Where you peeping on Professor Snape too?"
Draco blushed crimson. "Well, I saw everyone running... And I really wanted to know what was going on." He said, twiddling his thumbs.
"Ah, I see."
"Well, I see that this situation was merely an accident. You are all free to go."
"BUT POTTER SAW ME NAKED!" Snape bellowed.
"And it was an accident, Severus."
The dark man bowed his head. Dumbledore must be going senile. "Give me one of your layers of clothes, Lockhart."
"What layer?" Lockhart said, cooing.
Snape grabbed the other's coat, and threw it on. Both Professors left, Snape trying to put some distance between him and the horny blonde.
Draco and Harry left, leaving Dumbledore alone in his office.
Gales of laughter erupted from behind the door.
~Sometime later~
Two days, no 12th rose. Two days of wearing turtle necks to hide the collar.
Lucius was beginning to run out of high-necked shirts. Today was the day he had to return to Hogwarts for that meeting with Snape.
The last thing he needed to be caught wearing was a dog collar.
Hogwarts~
Harry gulped. He looked down at the bubbling poly juice potion. How vile would Snape's potion taste? He added the hair to a small container. Finally, he had managed to snag a hair from Snape while he was busy trying to escape Lockhart.
Adding some of the potion, he watched as it turned jet black. He gulped it down. Huh... Not bad. Kinda like black berries.
Searing pain went through him as he felt his facial features extend, and his skeleton grew. He looked in the mirror. Perfect likeness! "Potter! Ten points from Gryffindor! Potter! Your potion's too muddy!"
Harry burst out laughing. A perfect likeness, right down to that wretched voice!
Leaving Gryffindor, Harry went down to Slytherin. It was time to set Draco straight.
Draco downed the golden potion. "Gak! Sour!" He said, choking. After several minutes of pain, he got up. "Merlin, father's old.." The blonde said, running a finger down a high cheekbone.
The disguised Draco started off for the dungeon in search of Snape. If Professor Snape wants Lucius Malfoy, he'll get Lucius Malfoy. On his way, he unbuttoned his shirt from the bottom up, and tied the ends around so his pale midriff showed. Draco unbuttoned the top of his pants, as he reached for the doorknob of the classroom. Entering the room, he went to Snape's desk, and sprawled himself across it.
Harry decided to take the short cut through the dungeons to avoid any pouncing attempts by Lockhart.
Curiously, he poked his head in the classrooms to see if Draco was there. From far away, Harry saw the shock of blonde hair and the figure draped on the desk, and mistook it for Draco.
"Draco Malfoy! What do you think you're doing on my de-" Harry shouted, starting into the room. As soon as he got close enough, he realized his mistake.
"Lucius Malfoy?" He said, jaw dropped.
"Oh Severus... You look so ravishing today..." Draco sauntered up to Harry, wrapping his arms around the neck of the man he assumed was Serverus Snape.
For Lucius Malfoy being homophobic, he sure doesn't act like it. Harry thought, trying to pry the arms from around him. "Now listen, I don't-"
"You smell so good..." Draco said, laying kisses on the other's neck. "Severus..."
He must be drunk! He must be drunk! Harry frantically tore away from the other man. He found himself running his eyes down Lucius's lovely frame.
This was Draco's father.. This was Draco's father... Harry kept telling himself.
"Take me, Severus!" Draco shouted, ripping what was left of his shirt off. "Now! I can't wait anymore!"
Harry was knocked to the ground at the force of Draco tackling him.
Meanwhile, the real Lucius Malfoy was just entering Hogwarts. Making his way down to the dungeons, he felt a hand reach out from behind a statue and grab his wrist.
The blonde spun around to come face to face with a teenaged James Potter. "Juh... Juh...." Lucius stuttered, utterly shocked.
"Shh..." Snape said, pushing a finger to those thin lips of the blonde. "I'm here for only a brief time before I head back to the after life. Let's make the most of it."
Lucius nodded, letting who he thought was James, pick him up.
Snape carried the pale man into the room. He laid the other on his desk, beginning to kiss him softly. The kiss escalated from a sweet one, to passionate quickly. His tongue slipped into the hot mouth, tasting the inside Malfoy's mouth. Oh such a wonderful taste... It was worth the trouble of stealing that piece of hair from James all those years ago... He thought, as he ran a hand through the locks of blonde hair.
Lucius moaned, allowing the appendage in. The pale blonde wrapped his arms around the waist, pulling the other on top of him.
Snape frantically tore away Lucius's many layers of robes, rubbing the hot flesh of his chest beneath him. It felt silkly, more soft then he had ever dreamt about. But only one thing plagued his mind.
He wondered why Lucius was wearing a dog collar.
Draco straddled Harry's waist, rubbing the toned body beneath him. His hands went for the many fastenings, opening them quickly.
Harry groaned, hearing the sound of clothing being ripped. He ASSUMED it was Lucius getting frustrated with the many fastenings on his robes, and just ripping them off. "Lucius... Oh Lucius..."
Draco was indeed busy unbuttoning the many fastenings, but did not rip the garment. He stopped upon hearing the noise.
"Why... Why did you stop?" Harry asked, for he was getting to like this idea more and more.
"Didn't you hear that noise? The ripping one?"
He nodded, looking up at the blonde. "Didn't you...?"
Lucius sat up from the table. "What was that?"
Snape looked annoyed. "What was what?"
"Voices..." Lucius said, sitting up. "From the other side of the room..."
"Now I heard voices." Draco stood up, helping Harry up.
Snape looked over at the two now standing figures. He blinked, staring in shock. "How.. How..."
Lucius turned around to see what was worth gaping at.
"Father!!" Harry and Draco both exclaimed.