~@Notes from Sage@~
Thanks for telling me my fic is funny! I loooove being told that it's funny! (I've also been told that I've made some Snape/Lockhart fans) I consider it to be one of my best most insane works ever! I hope anything I write in the future will live up to it.
Wierd... Disgusting...? Oh wow! And I didn't even put up the lemon chapter yet! ^_____^
Everyone being gay? Welll... Not EVERYONE is gay. I am going to do a Herm/Ron thing later... They're so cute! As a favor to a good friend of mine^^ And it's my fic, lol. I'll make them wear pirate shirts and leather pants and dance around in circles if I want to!! Thus is the power of the key board.
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~Chapter 13-Surprises~
Remus pulled Sirius in to the hallway. He sighed heavily, adn looked at him with a fed up expression on his face. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm sorry, I just not-"
"Over your crush on Lucius Malfoy?" Remus said, raising an eyebrow.
The other blushed and hung his head. "I'm sorry..."
"I understand Sirius. I know how much you cared for him. But... He's Lucius Malfoy, and ever since James died he's been... How can I put this? Mentally unstable?"
The dark haired man crossed his arms, a determined look on his face. "I know, all he needs is some one to snap him out of it. And I'm going to be the one to do it."
Later~
Harry and the Aurors were on their way, heading across the country by train. The boy who lived looked to his godfather whom was sitting across from him. "Sirius?" He asked, fidgiting with the ends of his robes.
"Yes, Harry?"
"Do you have-"
"Okay, okay! I am in love with Draco's father, okay?! I've been since we were kids! But he was ALWAYS off limits to me because of your father!"
Harry blinked. "...I just wanted to know if you had any gum..."
Sirius rubbed his face in his hands. "Merlin, I'm sorry. I've been a bit on edge lately..."
"Before you continue, who else has been 'in love' with Lucius Malfoy? Just so I have an idea..."
"Me, your father, and Snape. I think, that is."
The boy sighed. "Okay."
"It's not like I wanted to be either. I... It was on the Hogwarts Express on our way to our first year... James, Remus, Peter and I had become fast friends... I went off to go see if I could sway the snack vender into giving us a round of chocolate frogs, when I happened to come across a pale boy slumped against a wall alone in the hall... I couldn't help but be left breathless by his shockingly blonde-white hair, those gray eyes, thin lips... He reminded me of a china doll, especially with the bit of red flush in his white cheeks."
"Who are you?" The blonde boy asked, lifting his head up a bit from his current sitting position with his arms folded, and resting on his knees.
Sirius swallowed hard, looking down at the sad little face peeking out from the folded arms of his black Hogwarts robes. "Sirius Black. How come you're not in a compartment?"
"Because Severus is being a jerk! He called me an idiot and pulled my hair!" He whined, pouting.
"That's not very nice. Come on, you can come stay with my friends and me!"
The blonde nodded, following the young Sirius Black down the hall.
Sirius opened the door, letting Lucius in. "Guys, this is.. Um..."
"Lucius Malfoy."
Peter snorted. "I know you! You're that rich git!"
Lucius's nose wrinkled. "Don't call me a git, you stupid rat-faced arse!"
"Watch who you're calling a rat face, you pointy-chinned freak!" Peter shouted, shoving Lucius hard into Sirius.
The blonde looked highly offended, and shoved his wand up Peter's nose.
James would have laughed; having it happened to some one else other than a friend of his. He pulled Lucius's now bloody wand from the squirming boy's nose. "Watch what you're doing Malfoy!"
"Well, your friend should watch what he's saying!" Lucius said whipeing the blood on the carpet.
A boy with thin black hair poked his head into the compartment. He looked a bit on the agitated side. "Come on, Lucius! I've been looking for you everywhere!"
"Hi, Severus." The blonde said, turning to him. "You're not going to pull my hair again, are you?" He asked, holding the ends of his feathery hair protectively.
Sirius turned to Snape. "Hey! You're the guy he was talking about before! You leave him alone, you jerk!"
"Watch whom you're calling a jerk, jerk!" Snape said, pulling Lucius out into the hallway.
Their profiles met, and both sets of dark eyes narrowed.
"Come on Lucius, we've got to get back to our compartment." The young Snape said not taking his eyes off of Sirius's while dragging the blonde down the hallway by his wrist.
"Bye, Sirius..."
"And ever since that day during our Hogwarts years and after, Snape and I have been rivals for Lucius's affections. Little did we know that James would come along and steal him from right under our noses. I would have figured that Snape would have gotten him while I was in Azakaban..."
Harry crossed his arms, and sat back. "Lucius is hell-bent on my father you know. He keeps insisting he's alive."
"Keep in mind Harry, the man's a little on the insane side. He's always blamed himself for your father's death."
"...If my father is still alive, some how, do you think he'll be mad at you and Snape for well..."
Sirius laughed. "No way. He always thought it was amusing the way Lucius evaded the both of us. He knew that Lucius would always love him, and no one else."
"I wish Draco would do that for me... He HATES me."
"Oh Harry, I'm sure he doesn't hate you."
Harry didn't answer, but proceeded to look out the window at the passing countryside.
Midnight at Stone Henge~
Hooded figures stood around the rock slabs in a circular formation. Lucius, Snape and Draco all stood together.
"Severus?"
"Yes Lucius?"
"Do you remember when I said I'd give you kisses for keeping my dates with James a secret?"
"..Yes." Snape said surprised, looking to the blonde man. "...Why do you bring it up?"
Lucius didn't answer; instead he pressed his thin lips to Snape's in a soft kiss. After a few moments, he pulled a way and whispered, "Take care of my son.."
Snape's pale face flushed scarlet, as he leant up against a slab to keep from falling over.
Draco looked up at his father. What did he mean by that? "Father?"
"Quiet, Draco..."
Voldemort stepped up to a platform, looking around at all of his followers. "Good evening, my children! Today, we welcome some new members into our family..." Vile eyes scouted thje crowd, signaling out the unfamilar figures. With a long thin hand, he beckond for them to move closer. "Come up, to receive the mark of perfection!"
Several hooded figures stepped forward. Lucius held Draco back. He would protect him for as long as he could.
"You!" Voldemort said, pointing to a quakeing and frightened figure amongst the potential members. "You are to be first!"
The figure walked up, timidly extending a black clothed arm out.
The dark lord pressed what looked like a branding iron into the arm, burning the robe, flesh, and soul of the new Death Eater, enjoying the painful shrieks. "Lower your hood; so we can all see your face!"
The figure did so, and turned around to face the sea of black robbed figures.
"GILDEROY!" Snape shouted.
Thanks for telling me my fic is funny! I loooove being told that it's funny! (I've also been told that I've made some Snape/Lockhart fans) I consider it to be one of my best most insane works ever! I hope anything I write in the future will live up to it.
Wierd... Disgusting...? Oh wow! And I didn't even put up the lemon chapter yet! ^_____^
Everyone being gay? Welll... Not EVERYONE is gay. I am going to do a Herm/Ron thing later... They're so cute! As a favor to a good friend of mine^^ And it's my fic, lol. I'll make them wear pirate shirts and leather pants and dance around in circles if I want to!! Thus is the power of the key board.
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~Chapter 13-Surprises~
Remus pulled Sirius in to the hallway. He sighed heavily, adn looked at him with a fed up expression on his face. "What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm sorry, I just not-"
"Over your crush on Lucius Malfoy?" Remus said, raising an eyebrow.
The other blushed and hung his head. "I'm sorry..."
"I understand Sirius. I know how much you cared for him. But... He's Lucius Malfoy, and ever since James died he's been... How can I put this? Mentally unstable?"
The dark haired man crossed his arms, a determined look on his face. "I know, all he needs is some one to snap him out of it. And I'm going to be the one to do it."
Later~
Harry and the Aurors were on their way, heading across the country by train. The boy who lived looked to his godfather whom was sitting across from him. "Sirius?" He asked, fidgiting with the ends of his robes.
"Yes, Harry?"
"Do you have-"
"Okay, okay! I am in love with Draco's father, okay?! I've been since we were kids! But he was ALWAYS off limits to me because of your father!"
Harry blinked. "...I just wanted to know if you had any gum..."
Sirius rubbed his face in his hands. "Merlin, I'm sorry. I've been a bit on edge lately..."
"Before you continue, who else has been 'in love' with Lucius Malfoy? Just so I have an idea..."
"Me, your father, and Snape. I think, that is."
The boy sighed. "Okay."
"It's not like I wanted to be either. I... It was on the Hogwarts Express on our way to our first year... James, Remus, Peter and I had become fast friends... I went off to go see if I could sway the snack vender into giving us a round of chocolate frogs, when I happened to come across a pale boy slumped against a wall alone in the hall... I couldn't help but be left breathless by his shockingly blonde-white hair, those gray eyes, thin lips... He reminded me of a china doll, especially with the bit of red flush in his white cheeks."
"Who are you?" The blonde boy asked, lifting his head up a bit from his current sitting position with his arms folded, and resting on his knees.
Sirius swallowed hard, looking down at the sad little face peeking out from the folded arms of his black Hogwarts robes. "Sirius Black. How come you're not in a compartment?"
"Because Severus is being a jerk! He called me an idiot and pulled my hair!" He whined, pouting.
"That's not very nice. Come on, you can come stay with my friends and me!"
The blonde nodded, following the young Sirius Black down the hall.
Sirius opened the door, letting Lucius in. "Guys, this is.. Um..."
"Lucius Malfoy."
Peter snorted. "I know you! You're that rich git!"
Lucius's nose wrinkled. "Don't call me a git, you stupid rat-faced arse!"
"Watch who you're calling a rat face, you pointy-chinned freak!" Peter shouted, shoving Lucius hard into Sirius.
The blonde looked highly offended, and shoved his wand up Peter's nose.
James would have laughed; having it happened to some one else other than a friend of his. He pulled Lucius's now bloody wand from the squirming boy's nose. "Watch what you're doing Malfoy!"
"Well, your friend should watch what he's saying!" Lucius said whipeing the blood on the carpet.
A boy with thin black hair poked his head into the compartment. He looked a bit on the agitated side. "Come on, Lucius! I've been looking for you everywhere!"
"Hi, Severus." The blonde said, turning to him. "You're not going to pull my hair again, are you?" He asked, holding the ends of his feathery hair protectively.
Sirius turned to Snape. "Hey! You're the guy he was talking about before! You leave him alone, you jerk!"
"Watch whom you're calling a jerk, jerk!" Snape said, pulling Lucius out into the hallway.
Their profiles met, and both sets of dark eyes narrowed.
"Come on Lucius, we've got to get back to our compartment." The young Snape said not taking his eyes off of Sirius's while dragging the blonde down the hallway by his wrist.
"Bye, Sirius..."
"And ever since that day during our Hogwarts years and after, Snape and I have been rivals for Lucius's affections. Little did we know that James would come along and steal him from right under our noses. I would have figured that Snape would have gotten him while I was in Azakaban..."
Harry crossed his arms, and sat back. "Lucius is hell-bent on my father you know. He keeps insisting he's alive."
"Keep in mind Harry, the man's a little on the insane side. He's always blamed himself for your father's death."
"...If my father is still alive, some how, do you think he'll be mad at you and Snape for well..."
Sirius laughed. "No way. He always thought it was amusing the way Lucius evaded the both of us. He knew that Lucius would always love him, and no one else."
"I wish Draco would do that for me... He HATES me."
"Oh Harry, I'm sure he doesn't hate you."
Harry didn't answer, but proceeded to look out the window at the passing countryside.
Midnight at Stone Henge~
Hooded figures stood around the rock slabs in a circular formation. Lucius, Snape and Draco all stood together.
"Severus?"
"Yes Lucius?"
"Do you remember when I said I'd give you kisses for keeping my dates with James a secret?"
"..Yes." Snape said surprised, looking to the blonde man. "...Why do you bring it up?"
Lucius didn't answer; instead he pressed his thin lips to Snape's in a soft kiss. After a few moments, he pulled a way and whispered, "Take care of my son.."
Snape's pale face flushed scarlet, as he leant up against a slab to keep from falling over.
Draco looked up at his father. What did he mean by that? "Father?"
"Quiet, Draco..."
Voldemort stepped up to a platform, looking around at all of his followers. "Good evening, my children! Today, we welcome some new members into our family..." Vile eyes scouted thje crowd, signaling out the unfamilar figures. With a long thin hand, he beckond for them to move closer. "Come up, to receive the mark of perfection!"
Several hooded figures stepped forward. Lucius held Draco back. He would protect him for as long as he could.
"You!" Voldemort said, pointing to a quakeing and frightened figure amongst the potential members. "You are to be first!"
The figure walked up, timidly extending a black clothed arm out.
The dark lord pressed what looked like a branding iron into the arm, burning the robe, flesh, and soul of the new Death Eater, enjoying the painful shrieks. "Lower your hood; so we can all see your face!"
The figure did so, and turned around to face the sea of black robbed figures.
"GILDEROY!" Snape shouted.