A/N Wow... I never expected to get so many reviews. 9. wow. thats like, my ultimate record. Thank you who reviewed, Jojo, Cate, Padawan Bant, Clone-for-Breakfast, Harriet, Slytherianfirebolt and Red-chan! Here's a new bit.
Run. Run. Run. RUN RUN RUN!
Bekah looked back over her shoulder. Big thing, moving toward them. Well, hovering. A gungan grabbed Qui-Gon in a big bear hug, and knocked him over.
"Bekah! Get down!" he yelled.
"Why does he tell everyone to get down?" Bekah speculated, now lying on her stomach. "These pants were DRY-CLEAN ONLY! Now their ruined." She sulked.
The gungan looked up at Qui-Gon, rather misty eyed. He was a lofty, rather repulsive looking creature, which oddly enough, reminded her of Denis Rodman.
"Yousa saved me! Ise in debted! Meesa Jar Jar Binks!"
"Gungans," Qui-Gon shook his head, "It had to be a Gungan."
"RESISTANCE IS USELESS!" A droid bellowed while chasing Kae and Obi-Wan on a hoverbike. It shot a blaster rifle, but its aim was appalling, to say the least, which, as Martha Stewart would say, is a good thing.
"We're gonna die! We're gonna die!"
"Can't you try to be positive?" Obi-Wan asked somewhat exasperated.
"How can I be positive? We're running, they're FLYING. You are being smart and NOT taking out your lightsaber. Oh, yes I'm do believe we're about to die, but its really no big deal, lets just continue this game of cat and mouse." Kae said, hoping Obi-Wan didn't miss the sarcasm in her voice. Obi-Wan missed the sarcasm, being as they didn't have that at the Jedi Temple, and could only recognize it when he was really trying.
"Alright then," he said, pulling her along with him at a dead sprint.
Well, he's a bit dull, Kae thought, but aren't all the cute ones?
"Master!" Obi-Wan yelled breathlessly.
"Obi-Wan! How are you?" Qui-Gon greeted. They both took out their lightsabers and with a flash of colour- green and blue- they were able to take down the droids.
"Oh, like you couldn't do that by yourself, eh?" Kae inquired. Obi-Wan just smiled affably.
"Say, Jar Jar, will you bring us to one of those underwater Gungan cities?" Qui-Gon asked.
"Master, are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Isa can't. Been.... banished!" Jar Jar got one of those looks on his face that a child gets when he had broken that precious heirloom.
"Why would it be a bad idea?" Bekah asked.
"Look it up." Obi-Wan told Kae.
The word GUNGAN began to flash in blue letters and the book began to speak in a soft and melodically. Gungans, it says, are a race of unintelligent, bad-tempered and rather annoying creatures. If you ever run into a Gungan, then turn and run the other was as fast as you can, or else you'll in all probability be stuck with them for life.
("Too late for that one..." Bekah commented. )
The best way to annoy a Gungan is to bring a banished citizen back to the cities. The best was to get a drink out a Gungan is to comment on their poetry.
On no account allow a Gungan to read poetry at you.
Kae blinked at it. "Strange book."
CRASH.
"You hear that?" Qui-Gon asked the Gungan. "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."
"And when they find us, they will smash us into little pieces and blast us into oblivion." Obi-Wan finished.
"Follow meesa!"
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Bekah asked.
"Duuuuuude." Kae was pulling at Obi-Wan's sleeve. "Obi-Waaaaan! So we're going down into impending danger?"
"It would appear that way." He replied.
"And the point of that would beee?" Bekah cut in.
"To get out of even more impending danger..." Qui-Gon replied.
"Well, you see, we're a bit upset about that." Bekah sighed.
"We quite understand."
"NO YOU DON'T!" Kae yelled.
"Look at the book." Obi-Wan instructed.
"WHAT!?"
"Don't Panic."
"I'm not panicking."
"Yes you are."
"No! Alright, so I am panicking. Leave me alone." Kae puffed out her cheeks in irritation and crossed her arms
tightly across her chest.
"You'll have to forgive her, it's been a long day, and I'm afraid she forgot her medication."
A/N Alright, this chp kind of sucks. Oh well. Comming up next chapter: Poetry reading! Journey through the center of the planet! And- HENRY the Clinically Depressed Battle Driod!
Run. Run. Run. RUN RUN RUN!
Bekah looked back over her shoulder. Big thing, moving toward them. Well, hovering. A gungan grabbed Qui-Gon in a big bear hug, and knocked him over.
"Bekah! Get down!" he yelled.
"Why does he tell everyone to get down?" Bekah speculated, now lying on her stomach. "These pants were DRY-CLEAN ONLY! Now their ruined." She sulked.
The gungan looked up at Qui-Gon, rather misty eyed. He was a lofty, rather repulsive looking creature, which oddly enough, reminded her of Denis Rodman.
"Yousa saved me! Ise in debted! Meesa Jar Jar Binks!"
"Gungans," Qui-Gon shook his head, "It had to be a Gungan."
"RESISTANCE IS USELESS!" A droid bellowed while chasing Kae and Obi-Wan on a hoverbike. It shot a blaster rifle, but its aim was appalling, to say the least, which, as Martha Stewart would say, is a good thing.
"We're gonna die! We're gonna die!"
"Can't you try to be positive?" Obi-Wan asked somewhat exasperated.
"How can I be positive? We're running, they're FLYING. You are being smart and NOT taking out your lightsaber. Oh, yes I'm do believe we're about to die, but its really no big deal, lets just continue this game of cat and mouse." Kae said, hoping Obi-Wan didn't miss the sarcasm in her voice. Obi-Wan missed the sarcasm, being as they didn't have that at the Jedi Temple, and could only recognize it when he was really trying.
"Alright then," he said, pulling her along with him at a dead sprint.
Well, he's a bit dull, Kae thought, but aren't all the cute ones?
"Master!" Obi-Wan yelled breathlessly.
"Obi-Wan! How are you?" Qui-Gon greeted. They both took out their lightsabers and with a flash of colour- green and blue- they were able to take down the droids.
"Oh, like you couldn't do that by yourself, eh?" Kae inquired. Obi-Wan just smiled affably.
"Say, Jar Jar, will you bring us to one of those underwater Gungan cities?" Qui-Gon asked.
"Master, are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Isa can't. Been.... banished!" Jar Jar got one of those looks on his face that a child gets when he had broken that precious heirloom.
"Why would it be a bad idea?" Bekah asked.
"Look it up." Obi-Wan told Kae.
The word GUNGAN began to flash in blue letters and the book began to speak in a soft and melodically. Gungans, it says, are a race of unintelligent, bad-tempered and rather annoying creatures. If you ever run into a Gungan, then turn and run the other was as fast as you can, or else you'll in all probability be stuck with them for life.
("Too late for that one..." Bekah commented. )
The best way to annoy a Gungan is to bring a banished citizen back to the cities. The best was to get a drink out a Gungan is to comment on their poetry.
On no account allow a Gungan to read poetry at you.
Kae blinked at it. "Strange book."
CRASH.
"You hear that?" Qui-Gon asked the Gungan. "That is the sound of a thousand terrible things coming this way."
"And when they find us, they will smash us into little pieces and blast us into oblivion." Obi-Wan finished.
"Follow meesa!"
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Bekah asked.
"Duuuuuude." Kae was pulling at Obi-Wan's sleeve. "Obi-Waaaaan! So we're going down into impending danger?"
"It would appear that way." He replied.
"And the point of that would beee?" Bekah cut in.
"To get out of even more impending danger..." Qui-Gon replied.
"Well, you see, we're a bit upset about that." Bekah sighed.
"We quite understand."
"NO YOU DON'T!" Kae yelled.
"Look at the book." Obi-Wan instructed.
"WHAT!?"
"Don't Panic."
"I'm not panicking."
"Yes you are."
"No! Alright, so I am panicking. Leave me alone." Kae puffed out her cheeks in irritation and crossed her arms
tightly across her chest.
"You'll have to forgive her, it's been a long day, and I'm afraid she forgot her medication."
A/N Alright, this chp kind of sucks. Oh well. Comming up next chapter: Poetry reading! Journey through the center of the planet! And- HENRY the Clinically Depressed Battle Driod!