A/N New bit. I had a bit of fun with this chapter. ^.^ Hope ya like!
"So, do we get little breather thingies?" Bekah asked, her hands on her hips. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon gave each other a look.
"I'll take that as a no... so we're supposed to HOLD OUR BREATH until we reach this 'underwater city'? I think not." Bekah said rather sharply.
"Not to worry, a Jedi is always prepared." Qui-Gon replied, taking out an extra and handing it to Bekah.
"What about Kae?" Bekah asked.
"I'm not swimming in that." Kae said, folding her arms.
"Oh yes you are." Obi-Wan replied, handing her an aqua breather.
"Says who?"
"Me." Bekah said. "And Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon as well."
"Meesa too!"
"He doesn't count." Bekah said, rolling her eyes at the Gungan. Annoy little bugger.
"Yes, I quite agree. But there's no way this side of Hades that I'm going in there! BIG FISH." Kae said, backing away from the water.
"Only if ya go in real deep. No fishies near Gungan city." Jar Jar said with a goofy smile.
"Did anyone ASK you?" Bekah snapped.
"Meesa sorry."
"Good. You should be. Now Kae, get in the water. Your Mummy didn't spend money on swimming lessons when you were 5 for you to completely blow it now." Bekah said, rather annoyed.
"You leave my Mum out of this!"
"Then get your butt in the water."
"Fine." Kae said, sniffling loudly and taking the breather from Obi-Wan.
It was like swimming into a giant bubble, a giant pretty city bubble. The moved through the outside film and found themselves standing, rather damp, in a bustling cosmopolitan area. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon reached into their billowing cloaks and pulled out a towel. After drying themselves off, they handed the now very damp towel to one of the girls, who stared blankly at it.
"Ooo! Jar Jar. Whatcha yousa doin' back? Oooo. Youse in big Doo-doo this time."
Bekah and Kae snickered and mouthed 'Doo-doo' to each other.
"Yousa goin' to Boss Nass." The Gungan said. Jar Jar took in a big gulp and looked at Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, who just shrugged.
"Doo-doo. Ha ha ha." Bekah was still laughing.
"Bekah, is honestly wasn't that funny."
"Oh, right, sorry."
The group followed the Gungan to a round chamber where a rather large and incredibly obese creature.
"Jar Jar! PFFFFFFFTTT! What yousa doin' back?" Boss Nass asked, spraying a thin layer of spit on Kae and Bekah.
"Eeeeeeeeeeerrmmm. Meesa miss home? Heh heh errm." Jar Jar said, beads of sweat running down his temples.
"Meesa t'ink youse need punishment. Meesa gonna do you de honor, of reading you poetry! PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!" Boss Nass spit.
Kae looked over at Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, who were twitching.
"I've gotta baaad feeling," whispered Bekah. They all stood there stiffly while the enormous Gungan took out a small pad of paper. Kae grabbed Obi-Wan's towel and tried to use it to dodge spit.
"PFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!! Biga, Biga boss man of thee Gungan. Itsa not all that much fun-gan. PFFFFTTTTTT!!" Bekah looked back to see Qui-Gon collapse and begin to convulse, Obi-Wan had his fingers in his ears and his left eye was twitching, and Jar Jar was flopping around on the ground like a fish.
"PTTTTTTTTFFFFFFF!!!! Musta hide froma da Naboo. Thy doo-doo heads treat us like wesa POO POO! PTTTTFFFFFF!"
Qui-Gon was now shaking continually and Obi-Wan was cowering in a corner and humming 'I'm A Little Tea Pot.' Jar Jar sat up straight and asked very politely "Would anyone care for a crumpet?"
The entire room including the mentally unstable Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, stopped in mid hemorrhage, and stared blankly at Jar Jar, who just smiled a shrugged. "Yes, I agree, we also could use some tea."
Then he passed out.
"So, eh, what do youse t'ink of my poem?"
Kae and Bekah smiled brightly.
"Actually, we quiet like it."
"Youse likin' my poem?" Boss Nass asked, a sly smile made a way across his grotesque face. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon gave them a rather flabbergasted stare.
"Yes, erm, we really enjoyed the emotion in the underlying metaphor, and... ermm..." Bekah said, elbowing Kae.
"And the imagery, wow, the way it counterpoints the surrealism of the... erm... uh..." Kae sputtered.
"Of the humanity of the Gungan!" Obi-Wan finished. This was not an approach that he had considered.
"So, youse sayin' that ise writin' poetry 'coz Ise unhappy wit the treatment of Gungan PFFFFFTTTT!!" Boss Nass scratched his chin and thought for a moment. "Youse right. But weese gonna send you through da middle of da planet ne'way. PFFFFFTTTTT"
"Oh joy." Bekah mumbled.
"Oh joyous joy." Kae added from under the now spit soaked towel.
"And your making us take Jar Jar with us?" Qui-Gon asked. Boss Nass grinned and nodded. "Figures. Oh well, now we have Sith bate."
"Whosa youse callin' Sith bate?" Jar Jar asked.
"You."
"Oki day."
"Oh god, we're gonna die." Kae yelled stepping into the Bongo.
"Will you stop saying that?" Obi-Wan asked, now thoroughly annoyed.
"Padawan, you must control your anger. The Dark Side I sense." Qui-Gon said sternly.
"Yeeaaah!" Bekah said, sticking out her tongue.
"BIG FISH DOWN DEEP! THAT'S WHAT THE IDOIT OVER HERE SAID!!" Kae yelled.
"We know," Qui-Gon said, as he gagged Jar Jar and tied him to the back of the Bongo. "Alright, we're off!"
"I'm to young to die! I haven't even been in the prime of my life!" Kae protested.
"Life." A low and hopeless mechanical voice said from the corner. It moved so one could just barley make out the face of a battle droid. "Don't talk to me about life."
A/N Hope you like it, ^.^ You must love those inter-species poetry readings. ok, so i said there was going to be the journey, its the BEGINNING of the journey, so there! nah! ^.^ Please R and R/Flame!
"So, do we get little breather thingies?" Bekah asked, her hands on her hips. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon gave each other a look.
"I'll take that as a no... so we're supposed to HOLD OUR BREATH until we reach this 'underwater city'? I think not." Bekah said rather sharply.
"Not to worry, a Jedi is always prepared." Qui-Gon replied, taking out an extra and handing it to Bekah.
"What about Kae?" Bekah asked.
"I'm not swimming in that." Kae said, folding her arms.
"Oh yes you are." Obi-Wan replied, handing her an aqua breather.
"Says who?"
"Me." Bekah said. "And Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon as well."
"Meesa too!"
"He doesn't count." Bekah said, rolling her eyes at the Gungan. Annoy little bugger.
"Yes, I quite agree. But there's no way this side of Hades that I'm going in there! BIG FISH." Kae said, backing away from the water.
"Only if ya go in real deep. No fishies near Gungan city." Jar Jar said with a goofy smile.
"Did anyone ASK you?" Bekah snapped.
"Meesa sorry."
"Good. You should be. Now Kae, get in the water. Your Mummy didn't spend money on swimming lessons when you were 5 for you to completely blow it now." Bekah said, rather annoyed.
"You leave my Mum out of this!"
"Then get your butt in the water."
"Fine." Kae said, sniffling loudly and taking the breather from Obi-Wan.
It was like swimming into a giant bubble, a giant pretty city bubble. The moved through the outside film and found themselves standing, rather damp, in a bustling cosmopolitan area. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon reached into their billowing cloaks and pulled out a towel. After drying themselves off, they handed the now very damp towel to one of the girls, who stared blankly at it.
"Ooo! Jar Jar. Whatcha yousa doin' back? Oooo. Youse in big Doo-doo this time."
Bekah and Kae snickered and mouthed 'Doo-doo' to each other.
"Yousa goin' to Boss Nass." The Gungan said. Jar Jar took in a big gulp and looked at Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, who just shrugged.
"Doo-doo. Ha ha ha." Bekah was still laughing.
"Bekah, is honestly wasn't that funny."
"Oh, right, sorry."
The group followed the Gungan to a round chamber where a rather large and incredibly obese creature.
"Jar Jar! PFFFFFFFTTT! What yousa doin' back?" Boss Nass asked, spraying a thin layer of spit on Kae and Bekah.
"Eeeeeeeeeeerrmmm. Meesa miss home? Heh heh errm." Jar Jar said, beads of sweat running down his temples.
"Meesa t'ink youse need punishment. Meesa gonna do you de honor, of reading you poetry! PPPPFFFFTTTTTT!" Boss Nass spit.
Kae looked over at Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon, who were twitching.
"I've gotta baaad feeling," whispered Bekah. They all stood there stiffly while the enormous Gungan took out a small pad of paper. Kae grabbed Obi-Wan's towel and tried to use it to dodge spit.
"PFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!! Biga, Biga boss man of thee Gungan. Itsa not all that much fun-gan. PFFFFTTTTTT!!" Bekah looked back to see Qui-Gon collapse and begin to convulse, Obi-Wan had his fingers in his ears and his left eye was twitching, and Jar Jar was flopping around on the ground like a fish.
"PTTTTTTTTFFFFFFF!!!! Musta hide froma da Naboo. Thy doo-doo heads treat us like wesa POO POO! PTTTTFFFFFF!"
Qui-Gon was now shaking continually and Obi-Wan was cowering in a corner and humming 'I'm A Little Tea Pot.' Jar Jar sat up straight and asked very politely "Would anyone care for a crumpet?"
The entire room including the mentally unstable Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, stopped in mid hemorrhage, and stared blankly at Jar Jar, who just smiled a shrugged. "Yes, I agree, we also could use some tea."
Then he passed out.
"So, eh, what do youse t'ink of my poem?"
Kae and Bekah smiled brightly.
"Actually, we quiet like it."
"Youse likin' my poem?" Boss Nass asked, a sly smile made a way across his grotesque face. Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon gave them a rather flabbergasted stare.
"Yes, erm, we really enjoyed the emotion in the underlying metaphor, and... ermm..." Bekah said, elbowing Kae.
"And the imagery, wow, the way it counterpoints the surrealism of the... erm... uh..." Kae sputtered.
"Of the humanity of the Gungan!" Obi-Wan finished. This was not an approach that he had considered.
"So, youse sayin' that ise writin' poetry 'coz Ise unhappy wit the treatment of Gungan PFFFFFTTTT!!" Boss Nass scratched his chin and thought for a moment. "Youse right. But weese gonna send you through da middle of da planet ne'way. PFFFFFTTTTT"
"Oh joy." Bekah mumbled.
"Oh joyous joy." Kae added from under the now spit soaked towel.
"And your making us take Jar Jar with us?" Qui-Gon asked. Boss Nass grinned and nodded. "Figures. Oh well, now we have Sith bate."
"Whosa youse callin' Sith bate?" Jar Jar asked.
"You."
"Oki day."
"Oh god, we're gonna die." Kae yelled stepping into the Bongo.
"Will you stop saying that?" Obi-Wan asked, now thoroughly annoyed.
"Padawan, you must control your anger. The Dark Side I sense." Qui-Gon said sternly.
"Yeeaaah!" Bekah said, sticking out her tongue.
"BIG FISH DOWN DEEP! THAT'S WHAT THE IDOIT OVER HERE SAID!!" Kae yelled.
"We know," Qui-Gon said, as he gagged Jar Jar and tied him to the back of the Bongo. "Alright, we're off!"
"I'm to young to die! I haven't even been in the prime of my life!" Kae protested.
"Life." A low and hopeless mechanical voice said from the corner. It moved so one could just barley make out the face of a battle droid. "Don't talk to me about life."
A/N Hope you like it, ^.^ You must love those inter-species poetry readings. ok, so i said there was going to be the journey, its the BEGINNING of the journey, so there! nah! ^.^ Please R and R/Flame!