A/N Oki! Here's the next bit, sorry about the wait. ^.^
"I think you'd out to know," the droid said, moving ever so slightly but making it look like it was agonizingly difficult but somewhat heroic that it was even moving, "I'm feeling rather depressed today."
"Naw... really!?" Bekah said sarcastically.
"You know, I think he was serious." Obi-Wan said rather matter-of-factly.
"I know."
"Oh. Carry on then."
"Might one inquire, who are you?" Kae asked.
"I am Battle Droid H3NR7. You can call me Henry." The droid replied in a dull voice.
"Well 'ello there Henry! I'm Kae, and this is Bekah! And then over there is Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon! Welcome to the group!" Kae said brightly, trying to sound as peppy and cheerleaderish as possible.
"So happy, mocking me..." the driod said, and if it could have glared, Kae would be receiving the death glare.
"Master, I've got--"
"Don't you dare say you have a bad feeling about this." Bekah snapped, cutting Obi-Wan off.
"Why?" Qui-Gon inquired.
"Because every time he said he had 'a bad feeling' something always goes horribly wrong." Bekah said.
"He's not worried yet though," Kae said.
"Quite true, you can't see the steam escaping out his ears." Qui-Gon said with a mild shrug. Obi-Wan grinned affably turned to the controls.
"Are you sure that Gungan said to go through the center of the earth?" he asked.
"Yes. It's apparently the fastest way to reach the Naboo." Qui-Gon said with a nod.
"I'm feeling very very depressed." Henry said.
"Well, how about you just enjoy the ride? That should take your mind off things." Kae suggested.
"I don't know... I've a rather large mind..." Henry said. "That's it though? Just sit back?"
"Yes."
"I won't enjoy it." said Henry. Kae let out a deep sigh of irritation and turned back to Obi-Wan.
"We there yet?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?" Bekah asked.
"No, not quite yet."
"Now?"
"NO."
"You didn't have to yell." Kae said with a sniff.
Crunch.
A rather large fish has just latched itself to the back of their Bongo. The lights in the Bongo abruptly went off, and the engine shut down.
"Well, I think its safe to say that wasn't good..." Bekah said, looking around the Bongo.
"Is everyone alright?" Qui-Gon asked. Kae took a deep breath and sai-
"Kae, don't you even say it." Obi-Wan said, opening the ignition and playing with the controls.
"We're gonna die!" Kae whimpered. Obi-Wan huffed and continued to play with the wires.
"I was such a young droid too, its a shame such potential was waisted. My mind is much larger than any of yours..." Henry sighed. "Goodbye cruel world."
"We're trapped now, aren't we?" Bekah asked.
"Yes, it would appear that way," Qui-Gon nodded in agreement.
"Can't you think of something? I don't want to get eaten by a big fish." Bekah asked hopefully.
"Yes, I thought of something," Kae said, "but it involved not being in the Bongo."
"Was it a good idea?" asked Qui-Gon.
"Oh yes, very clever."
"What did it every matter?" asked Henry. "So, we're going to die now."
"Yes... yes we... Wait! What's this switch!?" cried Obi-Wan.
"What!?" Kae asked.
"Just kidding, we're going to die after all."
Just then, the big fish let go as it was hit in the head by a rather large flower pot puff of orchids and the fish swam away, rather disoriented. Obi-Wan got the ship moving, and then headed back down toward the center of the planet. Just to make things difficult though, another creature tried to kill them. This was a Bantha. This Bantha, was genetically engineered by the Naboo to keep out the Gungans, so that when something passed through the center, it would be shot like a missile toward the ship. This particular Bantha had just been born as it sped through the water. These are its thoughts from the moment life from when it began to when it ended.
Hmmm? What's this? It thought, speeding through the water.
Pardon? Who's talking to me?
Excuse me?
You're being rather rude.
Why am I here? What is the purpose of life?
Oh my, I'm much to young to worry about that. Lets leave that to those yuppies in lab coats. What is that thing I feel pulling, perhaps I should make up names. Wow, what it this thick stuff rolling past my face? ir...air.... HAIR! And what are those long curly things on my he-head! They're.... -orns... HORNS! I do seem to enjoy the letter H.
Wow. I feel faint. What is this stuff I'm in? I can't seem to.... Br..brea... breathe... breathe! That's it! Help! I fear I'm going to suffocate! Well, might as well live life to my full potential now.
Hey! What's going on now? I think I know what I look like, I'm very handsome. Wow. I can't wait to see the rest of the world.
My, I am really beginning to feel woozy.
Hey! What's this thing moving at me real fast? Its so grey, so many crevices. I think I will call it rock. I wonder if it will be my friend....
And the rest was a loud thud as the Bantha narrowly missed our heroes and instead hit a rock wall.
Interestingly enough, the only thing that was going through the orchid's mind was: Oh lordy lord, why me?
A/N Well, hope you enjoyed it, although I was rather dispointed with this chapter, wasn't quite as amusing as the others, but oh well. Please R and R!
"I think you'd out to know," the droid said, moving ever so slightly but making it look like it was agonizingly difficult but somewhat heroic that it was even moving, "I'm feeling rather depressed today."
"Naw... really!?" Bekah said sarcastically.
"You know, I think he was serious." Obi-Wan said rather matter-of-factly.
"I know."
"Oh. Carry on then."
"Might one inquire, who are you?" Kae asked.
"I am Battle Droid H3NR7. You can call me Henry." The droid replied in a dull voice.
"Well 'ello there Henry! I'm Kae, and this is Bekah! And then over there is Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon! Welcome to the group!" Kae said brightly, trying to sound as peppy and cheerleaderish as possible.
"So happy, mocking me..." the driod said, and if it could have glared, Kae would be receiving the death glare.
"Master, I've got--"
"Don't you dare say you have a bad feeling about this." Bekah snapped, cutting Obi-Wan off.
"Why?" Qui-Gon inquired.
"Because every time he said he had 'a bad feeling' something always goes horribly wrong." Bekah said.
"He's not worried yet though," Kae said.
"Quite true, you can't see the steam escaping out his ears." Qui-Gon said with a mild shrug. Obi-Wan grinned affably turned to the controls.
"Are you sure that Gungan said to go through the center of the earth?" he asked.
"Yes. It's apparently the fastest way to reach the Naboo." Qui-Gon said with a nod.
"I'm feeling very very depressed." Henry said.
"Well, how about you just enjoy the ride? That should take your mind off things." Kae suggested.
"I don't know... I've a rather large mind..." Henry said. "That's it though? Just sit back?"
"Yes."
"I won't enjoy it." said Henry. Kae let out a deep sigh of irritation and turned back to Obi-Wan.
"We there yet?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?" Bekah asked.
"No, not quite yet."
"Now?"
"NO."
"You didn't have to yell." Kae said with a sniff.
Crunch.
A rather large fish has just latched itself to the back of their Bongo. The lights in the Bongo abruptly went off, and the engine shut down.
"Well, I think its safe to say that wasn't good..." Bekah said, looking around the Bongo.
"Is everyone alright?" Qui-Gon asked. Kae took a deep breath and sai-
"Kae, don't you even say it." Obi-Wan said, opening the ignition and playing with the controls.
"We're gonna die!" Kae whimpered. Obi-Wan huffed and continued to play with the wires.
"I was such a young droid too, its a shame such potential was waisted. My mind is much larger than any of yours..." Henry sighed. "Goodbye cruel world."
"We're trapped now, aren't we?" Bekah asked.
"Yes, it would appear that way," Qui-Gon nodded in agreement.
"Can't you think of something? I don't want to get eaten by a big fish." Bekah asked hopefully.
"Yes, I thought of something," Kae said, "but it involved not being in the Bongo."
"Was it a good idea?" asked Qui-Gon.
"Oh yes, very clever."
"What did it every matter?" asked Henry. "So, we're going to die now."
"Yes... yes we... Wait! What's this switch!?" cried Obi-Wan.
"What!?" Kae asked.
"Just kidding, we're going to die after all."
Just then, the big fish let go as it was hit in the head by a rather large flower pot puff of orchids and the fish swam away, rather disoriented. Obi-Wan got the ship moving, and then headed back down toward the center of the planet. Just to make things difficult though, another creature tried to kill them. This was a Bantha. This Bantha, was genetically engineered by the Naboo to keep out the Gungans, so that when something passed through the center, it would be shot like a missile toward the ship. This particular Bantha had just been born as it sped through the water. These are its thoughts from the moment life from when it began to when it ended.
Hmmm? What's this? It thought, speeding through the water.
Pardon? Who's talking to me?
Excuse me?
You're being rather rude.
Why am I here? What is the purpose of life?
Oh my, I'm much to young to worry about that. Lets leave that to those yuppies in lab coats. What is that thing I feel pulling, perhaps I should make up names. Wow, what it this thick stuff rolling past my face? ir...air.... HAIR! And what are those long curly things on my he-head! They're.... -orns... HORNS! I do seem to enjoy the letter H.
Wow. I feel faint. What is this stuff I'm in? I can't seem to.... Br..brea... breathe... breathe! That's it! Help! I fear I'm going to suffocate! Well, might as well live life to my full potential now.
Hey! What's going on now? I think I know what I look like, I'm very handsome. Wow. I can't wait to see the rest of the world.
My, I am really beginning to feel woozy.
Hey! What's this thing moving at me real fast? Its so grey, so many crevices. I think I will call it rock. I wonder if it will be my friend....
And the rest was a loud thud as the Bantha narrowly missed our heroes and instead hit a rock wall.
Interestingly enough, the only thing that was going through the orchid's mind was: Oh lordy lord, why me?
A/N Well, hope you enjoyed it, although I was rather dispointed with this chapter, wasn't quite as amusing as the others, but oh well. Please R and R!