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"Finally! We're out of that stupid Bongo!" exclaimed Kae, standing up and looking around at a large and magnificent looking palace, which oddly enough, looked computer animated. Go figure.
"Now we must go and retrieve Queen Amidala." Qui-Gon told Obi-Wan while dragging the unconscious gungan behind him.
"Did you say Amidala?" Henry asked. Qui-Gon nodded.
"Oh, thats just lovely. We HAVE to go and rescue Queen Amidala." Henry said. "Well, just follow me then. I still know all the way into the palace."
"Excuse me?" said Obi-Wan.
"Didn't I ever tell you?" questioned Henry, "I was the captain of the Queen's guard." Henry walked though a door.
"Thank you, for making a lowly door very happy. Have a grrreat day!" Hummed the door rather brightly.
"I hate that door," Henry scoffed.
"May I ask why its so peppy?" said Bekah.
"Oh, the Queen decided to have real human personalities put in the machines all over the palace, 'make it a much nicer place,' she said, 'if everything was always happy to work for you!' Look at me. They screwed up big time." He said rather sarcastically and in a low tone. "Am I getting you down at all?"
"Absolutely not," Kae said.
"Pity." responded Henry. "Well, are you coming or not? I have all day."
"Yes, do lead the way."
The Queen was being led down the hallway by battle droids along with her ever so loyal handmaidens. She was wearing one heck of an ugly black dress with a feather head dress. You see, in Naboo, the 'Queen' didn't have much power. In fact, her only job was to sit on the throne and look pretty, but Amidala even had problems with that.
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon ran in, lightsabers held high, and released them with ease.
"Your Majesty, you'll have to come with us." Qui-Gon told the very tacky dresser. Amidala looked back at her handmaidens and told them it would be very dangerous. One handmaiden nodded every so slightly and told Amidala that they were very brave. So, on the note, the group decided to make its way down to the hanger.
Once there, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had yet, another showdown with some battle droids (Kae and Bekah yoinked a few of the droids Blasters), in which Henry "resented" the fact that they were murdering his kind in cold oil and was considerably more depressed, even more so paranoid after that.
They released the pilots and ran to the ship. Bekah shot her blaster, just narrowly missing Obi-Wan's shoulder but in turn killing a droid. Kae was helping the Queen into the ship, her dress had gotten caught and she had broken a nail while trying to shove Jar Jar onto the ship. The horror.
"Where to?" the pilot asked.
"Coruscant." Replied Qui-Gon. Obi-Wan took a seat near the pilots and the pilots began to try to leave the atmosphere. Of course, there were some fighter planes in the air, trying to take them down.
"Improbability 1297 to 1 and rising." The computer said.
"Excuse me?" Kae asked, grabbing onto Obi-Wan as the ship lurched.
"Haven't you ever heard of Improbability Drive?" asked Obi-Wan.
"Never," Kae replied.
"AIEEEEEE!" They heard Bekah squeal from another compartment. When they ran in there, they found Bekah, Amidala and her handmaidens floating in the air. Bekah was rapidly loosing her limbs, Queen Amidala was turning into a duck, and her handmaidens were all becoming a tea set.
"Oi! Now how am I supposed to operate my digital watch!?" complained Bekah. Amidala replied to this with a quack.
"Would you please return my companions back to their normal selves?" Qui-Gon asked.
"Improbability 1105483279 to 2 and stabilizing." Replied the computer. Bekah was returned her limbs and the Queen and her handmaidens were becoming more human.
"How do you feel?" Kae asked.
"Granted, they're a bit shorter than I like them, but otherwise fine." Bekah said. The Queen quacked.
"We could land here, Tatooine," said Obi-Wan.
"Yes, we can't make it to Coruscant without repairs on the Improbability Drive." Replied Qui-Gon. The pilots began to re-route to Tatooine, and Obi-Wan was scratching his chin and reading up on the planet. Qui-Gon stood in the backround and stuck a rather heroic looking pose, which in itself was rather pointless because no one was paying attention to him.
Kae and Bekah had knocked out Jar Jar and shoved him in the back room with Henry and the other droids on the ship.
"I don't much like that Queen," scowled Kae.
"She to prissy."
"She looks at Obi-Wan weird."
"Will you shut up about him! We all know you drool over any guy with an accent." Bekah scowled.
"Oi. At least I don't always hang out with a guy who looks like a hippie and is old enough to be my dad."
"Point taken." Bekah said. "But anyway, back to that annoying Queen, just remember, that's Sabé in the ugly dress. Padmé's the real Queen. Qui-Gon, are we going to make a stop soon?" Bekah yelled up to the cockpit.
"Yes, we're going to Tatooine."
Bekah and Kae looked at each other. They were headed to the world of a sandy blonde kid who was one hell of a bad actor. "Anakin."
Bekah, Qui-Gon, Henry and unfortunately, Padmé walked into a rather small run down looking building. There, an alien was making sandwiches.
According to the Guide, there is a certain art to making sandwiches, and one must travel lengths of the galaxy to find one of the great master of sandwich making. Most of these can be found in the Crimson Corridor section of Coruscant. Most people prefer not to eat those on Tatooine, because they are much to sandy. On Dathomir they use too much Mayo, and on Kamino they specialized in tuna, and just tuna.
The alien looked up from his sandwich.
"What can I do for you?" he asked.
"We need parts for a Imperial Naboo Starship," Qui-Gon said, holding up a hologram of the ship. "Our Improbability drive had been slightly damaged. This droid has all the information." And he pointed to Henry who let out a groan.
"I'm feeling VERY depressed."
"We know." Bekah grumbled. "Now go follow the nice alien and try not to kill anymore computers."
"I won't enjoy it."
"She wasn't asking you to." Padmé sighed.
"I don't want to go."
"Henry." Bekah warned.
"Yes mother..." Henry sneered. He followed the alien and Qui-Gon into the back room.
"Are you an angel?" a small sandy haired boy asked Padmé.
"No. She isn't." Bekah scowled.
"Don't worry about her. She's not used to this climate and is a bit grumpy." Padmé said sweetly. Bekah smiled disdainfully and pretended to examine the droids.
"My name's Anakin Skywalker. What's yours?"
"Padmé Naberrie. And that's Bekah Churchill."
"Wow. Bekah, what's that on your wrist?" Anakin asked, his eyes growing wide.
"What? This? Its my digital watch."
"Ooooooh!"
"Do you take Republic Credits?" Qui-Gon asked, coming back in.
"What kind of a fool do you take me for? The Republic has no say out here!" the alien scowled.
"I told you, but do you listen to old Henry? No. Even if my intelligence is 100 times yours."
"Shut up Henry." Said Qui-Gon, who then continued his argument.
Henry went and activated another battle droid.
"Get out of my way Sir," the droid said, "I've got to kill those humans over there."
"Henry, kill that thing, will ya?" Bekah scowled and she left with Qui-Gon and Padmé.
"So, guess what they left my to fight you with?" Henry asked.
"An electron cannon?"
Henry shook his head.
"No, eh? Ermm, how about those new plasma blasters?"
"Nice, aren't they? But no."
"Really, well, then I suppose its something very deadly and amazing."
"No, it really isn't."
'So, what, one of those old fashioned blasters?" asked the droid.
"Nope." Sighed Henry. "You're thinking along the complete wrong lines."
"Lasers?"
"No. The left me nothing. I'm to fight you empty handed."
"Why those stinking humans. I'm offended."
"Oh, you should be."
The droid then shot his blaster in a wild rage, and failed its arms so wildly, that it accidentally hit its own Self Destruct button and blew into oblivion.
"Depressingly stupid machine. Its a shame, and to think, I share a serial number with it." Henry said as he trudged away to catch up with Qui-Gon, Bekah and Padmé.
A/N Alright, so this chapter sucked too. *sigh* eh. Anyway, anyone have any sudjections of Hitchhiker's Guide stuff I can put in SW? I've already got a nice Digital Watch segement lines up, so anyone have a favourite scene or anything they'd like to see, drop me a review or an e-mail! thx!
"Finally! We're out of that stupid Bongo!" exclaimed Kae, standing up and looking around at a large and magnificent looking palace, which oddly enough, looked computer animated. Go figure.
"Now we must go and retrieve Queen Amidala." Qui-Gon told Obi-Wan while dragging the unconscious gungan behind him.
"Did you say Amidala?" Henry asked. Qui-Gon nodded.
"Oh, thats just lovely. We HAVE to go and rescue Queen Amidala." Henry said. "Well, just follow me then. I still know all the way into the palace."
"Excuse me?" said Obi-Wan.
"Didn't I ever tell you?" questioned Henry, "I was the captain of the Queen's guard." Henry walked though a door.
"Thank you, for making a lowly door very happy. Have a grrreat day!" Hummed the door rather brightly.
"I hate that door," Henry scoffed.
"May I ask why its so peppy?" said Bekah.
"Oh, the Queen decided to have real human personalities put in the machines all over the palace, 'make it a much nicer place,' she said, 'if everything was always happy to work for you!' Look at me. They screwed up big time." He said rather sarcastically and in a low tone. "Am I getting you down at all?"
"Absolutely not," Kae said.
"Pity." responded Henry. "Well, are you coming or not? I have all day."
"Yes, do lead the way."
The Queen was being led down the hallway by battle droids along with her ever so loyal handmaidens. She was wearing one heck of an ugly black dress with a feather head dress. You see, in Naboo, the 'Queen' didn't have much power. In fact, her only job was to sit on the throne and look pretty, but Amidala even had problems with that.
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon ran in, lightsabers held high, and released them with ease.
"Your Majesty, you'll have to come with us." Qui-Gon told the very tacky dresser. Amidala looked back at her handmaidens and told them it would be very dangerous. One handmaiden nodded every so slightly and told Amidala that they were very brave. So, on the note, the group decided to make its way down to the hanger.
Once there, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had yet, another showdown with some battle droids (Kae and Bekah yoinked a few of the droids Blasters), in which Henry "resented" the fact that they were murdering his kind in cold oil and was considerably more depressed, even more so paranoid after that.
They released the pilots and ran to the ship. Bekah shot her blaster, just narrowly missing Obi-Wan's shoulder but in turn killing a droid. Kae was helping the Queen into the ship, her dress had gotten caught and she had broken a nail while trying to shove Jar Jar onto the ship. The horror.
"Where to?" the pilot asked.
"Coruscant." Replied Qui-Gon. Obi-Wan took a seat near the pilots and the pilots began to try to leave the atmosphere. Of course, there were some fighter planes in the air, trying to take them down.
"Improbability 1297 to 1 and rising." The computer said.
"Excuse me?" Kae asked, grabbing onto Obi-Wan as the ship lurched.
"Haven't you ever heard of Improbability Drive?" asked Obi-Wan.
"Never," Kae replied.
"AIEEEEEE!" They heard Bekah squeal from another compartment. When they ran in there, they found Bekah, Amidala and her handmaidens floating in the air. Bekah was rapidly loosing her limbs, Queen Amidala was turning into a duck, and her handmaidens were all becoming a tea set.
"Oi! Now how am I supposed to operate my digital watch!?" complained Bekah. Amidala replied to this with a quack.
"Would you please return my companions back to their normal selves?" Qui-Gon asked.
"Improbability 1105483279 to 2 and stabilizing." Replied the computer. Bekah was returned her limbs and the Queen and her handmaidens were becoming more human.
"How do you feel?" Kae asked.
"Granted, they're a bit shorter than I like them, but otherwise fine." Bekah said. The Queen quacked.
"We could land here, Tatooine," said Obi-Wan.
"Yes, we can't make it to Coruscant without repairs on the Improbability Drive." Replied Qui-Gon. The pilots began to re-route to Tatooine, and Obi-Wan was scratching his chin and reading up on the planet. Qui-Gon stood in the backround and stuck a rather heroic looking pose, which in itself was rather pointless because no one was paying attention to him.
Kae and Bekah had knocked out Jar Jar and shoved him in the back room with Henry and the other droids on the ship.
"I don't much like that Queen," scowled Kae.
"She to prissy."
"She looks at Obi-Wan weird."
"Will you shut up about him! We all know you drool over any guy with an accent." Bekah scowled.
"Oi. At least I don't always hang out with a guy who looks like a hippie and is old enough to be my dad."
"Point taken." Bekah said. "But anyway, back to that annoying Queen, just remember, that's Sabé in the ugly dress. Padmé's the real Queen. Qui-Gon, are we going to make a stop soon?" Bekah yelled up to the cockpit.
"Yes, we're going to Tatooine."
Bekah and Kae looked at each other. They were headed to the world of a sandy blonde kid who was one hell of a bad actor. "Anakin."
Bekah, Qui-Gon, Henry and unfortunately, Padmé walked into a rather small run down looking building. There, an alien was making sandwiches.
According to the Guide, there is a certain art to making sandwiches, and one must travel lengths of the galaxy to find one of the great master of sandwich making. Most of these can be found in the Crimson Corridor section of Coruscant. Most people prefer not to eat those on Tatooine, because they are much to sandy. On Dathomir they use too much Mayo, and on Kamino they specialized in tuna, and just tuna.
The alien looked up from his sandwich.
"What can I do for you?" he asked.
"We need parts for a Imperial Naboo Starship," Qui-Gon said, holding up a hologram of the ship. "Our Improbability drive had been slightly damaged. This droid has all the information." And he pointed to Henry who let out a groan.
"I'm feeling VERY depressed."
"We know." Bekah grumbled. "Now go follow the nice alien and try not to kill anymore computers."
"I won't enjoy it."
"She wasn't asking you to." Padmé sighed.
"I don't want to go."
"Henry." Bekah warned.
"Yes mother..." Henry sneered. He followed the alien and Qui-Gon into the back room.
"Are you an angel?" a small sandy haired boy asked Padmé.
"No. She isn't." Bekah scowled.
"Don't worry about her. She's not used to this climate and is a bit grumpy." Padmé said sweetly. Bekah smiled disdainfully and pretended to examine the droids.
"My name's Anakin Skywalker. What's yours?"
"Padmé Naberrie. And that's Bekah Churchill."
"Wow. Bekah, what's that on your wrist?" Anakin asked, his eyes growing wide.
"What? This? Its my digital watch."
"Ooooooh!"
"Do you take Republic Credits?" Qui-Gon asked, coming back in.
"What kind of a fool do you take me for? The Republic has no say out here!" the alien scowled.
"I told you, but do you listen to old Henry? No. Even if my intelligence is 100 times yours."
"Shut up Henry." Said Qui-Gon, who then continued his argument.
Henry went and activated another battle droid.
"Get out of my way Sir," the droid said, "I've got to kill those humans over there."
"Henry, kill that thing, will ya?" Bekah scowled and she left with Qui-Gon and Padmé.
"So, guess what they left my to fight you with?" Henry asked.
"An electron cannon?"
Henry shook his head.
"No, eh? Ermm, how about those new plasma blasters?"
"Nice, aren't they? But no."
"Really, well, then I suppose its something very deadly and amazing."
"No, it really isn't."
'So, what, one of those old fashioned blasters?" asked the droid.
"Nope." Sighed Henry. "You're thinking along the complete wrong lines."
"Lasers?"
"No. The left me nothing. I'm to fight you empty handed."
"Why those stinking humans. I'm offended."
"Oh, you should be."
The droid then shot his blaster in a wild rage, and failed its arms so wildly, that it accidentally hit its own Self Destruct button and blew into oblivion.
"Depressingly stupid machine. Its a shame, and to think, I share a serial number with it." Henry said as he trudged away to catch up with Qui-Gon, Bekah and Padmé.
A/N Alright, so this chapter sucked too. *sigh* eh. Anyway, anyone have any sudjections of Hitchhiker's Guide stuff I can put in SW? I've already got a nice Digital Watch segement lines up, so anyone have a favourite scene or anything they'd like to see, drop me a review or an e-mail! thx!