A/N Alright, now I'm in a writing mood. Go figure. Anywho, lets hope this is better.
"Don't Panic." Qui-Gon told Anakin as the kid put on his helmet. "The helmet looks cool."
"Thanks." Anakin said, turning his attention to his pod. Bekah watched as Sebulba walked next to the Pod, and reached up for something...
"I think not!" Bekah said sharply before he could break whatever it was off. Sebulba just smiled and broke it anyway.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!" Bekah bellowed and she kicked Sebulba in the shin. The alien glared at her.
"Bekah, we must be going..." Qui-Gon said, grabbing Bekah by the scruff of the neck and pulled her to the long spire that they would watch the race from.
"But! But! The dude! He was... and then! And I was only!"
"Just be quiet and watch the race."
"BUT!"
"Don't panic!"
"I'm not! He's gonna win. Ya should bet or something."
"Eh? Why bet? Everyone on the planet is here now, I have sent Obi-Wan and Kae to steal all the parts we need, and I've talked the kid's mom into letting him come with us. The kid's smart, he'll make a good researcher."
"What about Jedi?"
"Eh? Him? Nah."
"I think he'll bring balance to the force."
"What do you know about the Force?"
"I only saw all 5 movies a billion times!" Bekah said, looking at the screen Padmé was holding. The race had started when Qui-Gon and Bekah were arguing, and Ani seemed to be having a tad of engine trouble. With a vroom! Ani got going.
"Oooooo!" Bekah said.
Ani was moving faster than the speed of sound; the pressure from the Gs was so immense, that his cheeks hurt. He quickly rounded a curve, and caught up with someone.
"Aaaahh." Bekah said in awe.
Ani came though on his first lap. 2 left to go. A few minutes later he was being shot at by Tuskin Raders.
Bekah took in a sharp breath.
"Will you stop with the sound effects?
"Heh. Sorry."
"Why do WE have to yoink all the parts?" Kae complained, while helping Obi-Wan and Henry carry part of a hyperdrive engine back to the ship.
"Because Master is at the race, and because we are not."
"I feel special."
"Since when am I a donkey? I have much more of a brain capacity than you?" Henry complained.
"SHUT UP!" Kae and Obi-Wan yelled.
"Besides, you aren't a donkey, you're a jack ass..." Kae murmered.
"Well excuse me!" Henry said, putting his hands on his waist, or where his waist would have been if he were human.
"Gaaaaah!" Kae yelled, now having to hold up more weight. It didn't seem to phase Obi-Wan though, stupid force sensitive people...
"HENRY! PICK UP THE THING!"
"No. I am sick and tired of being treated like a droid. I want a little respect!"
"YOU ARE A DROID! A MACHINE."
"A machine created by man to do a man's job," Obi-Wan piped in.
"That's not the point."
"Oh, but it is, it really, REALLY is." Kae said, while about to collapse under the weight of the engine.
"I refuse."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! This is it, I'm going to be crushed, AND DIE all because of a STUPID droid who has 'feelings'."
"I resent that! I do to have feelings."
"But can you think logically?"
"No."
"Then I have one up on you! NOW GRAB THE THING."
"Fine." Henry said, sniffling.
"You need to learn your place in this world." Obi-Wan said rather matter-of-factly.
"Just shut up." Kae growled.
"YIPPIE!! I WIN!" Anakin said triumphantly while being held in the air. Qui-Gon looked at Watto who hung his head. He was obviously out of a LOT of money. Bekah chuckled and looked at Padmé who wore a large grin.
"We're so proud of you Ani!" she called out! Anakin blushed, but it went unnoticed because of the dirt that layered his face giving off the effect that he had suddenly sprouted a beard.
Much chaos ensued as people went to get money, or tried to escape before the lost all their money. Money, that's what makes the world go 'round. Its also what makes people unhappy, which, is odd because it isn't the actual money that is unhappy to begin with.
But, being as times were, this was the perfect opportunity for Qui-Gon, Padmé, Anakin and Bekah to neak out rather unnoticed for a change.
They were almost to the ship, when Kae came out to greet them. Padmé took Anakin onto the ship, and Qui-Gon followed close behind them.
Kae and Bekah slowly made there way back the ship, which, was now in perfect running order. Just then, a rather sinister looking creature who had been following them for a few moments jumped off its speeder and bared a red lightsaber and ominiously loomed over them.
"Ooooo! Pretty!" Kae exclaimed, going all misty eyed.
"Hey! Heeeey! What did we ever do to you?" Bekah said, being the SMART one and backing away from the lightsaber.
"Why won't you fight me, Jedi?" it said, yellow teeth showing.
"Hey, Maul Man, we don't wanna fight! Make love, not war!" Kae said, giving a peace sign.
"Don't get us wrong! We're... erm... pacifists! Ya know, the mind can do more than fists!" Bekah said. Darth Maul's jaw dropped.
"Crap, am I in the wrong place?" he asked, turning off his lightsaber and taking off his hood.
"Naw, right place, a few minutes late." Bekah sighed. "No hard feelings?"
"Well, I'm going to have to kill both of you."
"You don't HAVE to kill us, per say..." Kae said.
"Do continue?"
"Gimme a sec, I have to consult my goatee." Kae replied, rubbing her index finger and thumb along her chin and looking perplexed. "Well, I could give you... my digital watch!"
"Pardon?" Darth Maul asked, looking interested. Kae took her watch off her wrist and showed it to him.
"See? It tells the time. Where we come from, there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month, and 12 months in a year! This watch tells time down to the second, and also, the day and the year. Very expensive." Kae explained.
"OOOOO. I'll take it." Darth Maul said, his eyes bulging as he grabbed the watch and got back on his speeder.
"Pleasure doing business with you!" Then he took off.
"Wow, what a flake."
A/N Now, I think that was better, muuuch better than the last chapter. Please R and R and make me very happy!
"Don't Panic." Qui-Gon told Anakin as the kid put on his helmet. "The helmet looks cool."
"Thanks." Anakin said, turning his attention to his pod. Bekah watched as Sebulba walked next to the Pod, and reached up for something...
"I think not!" Bekah said sharply before he could break whatever it was off. Sebulba just smiled and broke it anyway.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!" Bekah bellowed and she kicked Sebulba in the shin. The alien glared at her.
"Bekah, we must be going..." Qui-Gon said, grabbing Bekah by the scruff of the neck and pulled her to the long spire that they would watch the race from.
"But! But! The dude! He was... and then! And I was only!"
"Just be quiet and watch the race."
"BUT!"
"Don't panic!"
"I'm not! He's gonna win. Ya should bet or something."
"Eh? Why bet? Everyone on the planet is here now, I have sent Obi-Wan and Kae to steal all the parts we need, and I've talked the kid's mom into letting him come with us. The kid's smart, he'll make a good researcher."
"What about Jedi?"
"Eh? Him? Nah."
"I think he'll bring balance to the force."
"What do you know about the Force?"
"I only saw all 5 movies a billion times!" Bekah said, looking at the screen Padmé was holding. The race had started when Qui-Gon and Bekah were arguing, and Ani seemed to be having a tad of engine trouble. With a vroom! Ani got going.
"Oooooo!" Bekah said.
Ani was moving faster than the speed of sound; the pressure from the Gs was so immense, that his cheeks hurt. He quickly rounded a curve, and caught up with someone.
"Aaaahh." Bekah said in awe.
Ani came though on his first lap. 2 left to go. A few minutes later he was being shot at by Tuskin Raders.
Bekah took in a sharp breath.
"Will you stop with the sound effects?
"Heh. Sorry."
"Why do WE have to yoink all the parts?" Kae complained, while helping Obi-Wan and Henry carry part of a hyperdrive engine back to the ship.
"Because Master is at the race, and because we are not."
"I feel special."
"Since when am I a donkey? I have much more of a brain capacity than you?" Henry complained.
"SHUT UP!" Kae and Obi-Wan yelled.
"Besides, you aren't a donkey, you're a jack ass..." Kae murmered.
"Well excuse me!" Henry said, putting his hands on his waist, or where his waist would have been if he were human.
"Gaaaaah!" Kae yelled, now having to hold up more weight. It didn't seem to phase Obi-Wan though, stupid force sensitive people...
"HENRY! PICK UP THE THING!"
"No. I am sick and tired of being treated like a droid. I want a little respect!"
"YOU ARE A DROID! A MACHINE."
"A machine created by man to do a man's job," Obi-Wan piped in.
"That's not the point."
"Oh, but it is, it really, REALLY is." Kae said, while about to collapse under the weight of the engine.
"I refuse."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! This is it, I'm going to be crushed, AND DIE all because of a STUPID droid who has 'feelings'."
"I resent that! I do to have feelings."
"But can you think logically?"
"No."
"Then I have one up on you! NOW GRAB THE THING."
"Fine." Henry said, sniffling.
"You need to learn your place in this world." Obi-Wan said rather matter-of-factly.
"Just shut up." Kae growled.
"YIPPIE!! I WIN!" Anakin said triumphantly while being held in the air. Qui-Gon looked at Watto who hung his head. He was obviously out of a LOT of money. Bekah chuckled and looked at Padmé who wore a large grin.
"We're so proud of you Ani!" she called out! Anakin blushed, but it went unnoticed because of the dirt that layered his face giving off the effect that he had suddenly sprouted a beard.
Much chaos ensued as people went to get money, or tried to escape before the lost all their money. Money, that's what makes the world go 'round. Its also what makes people unhappy, which, is odd because it isn't the actual money that is unhappy to begin with.
But, being as times were, this was the perfect opportunity for Qui-Gon, Padmé, Anakin and Bekah to neak out rather unnoticed for a change.
They were almost to the ship, when Kae came out to greet them. Padmé took Anakin onto the ship, and Qui-Gon followed close behind them.
Kae and Bekah slowly made there way back the ship, which, was now in perfect running order. Just then, a rather sinister looking creature who had been following them for a few moments jumped off its speeder and bared a red lightsaber and ominiously loomed over them.
"Ooooo! Pretty!" Kae exclaimed, going all misty eyed.
"Hey! Heeeey! What did we ever do to you?" Bekah said, being the SMART one and backing away from the lightsaber.
"Why won't you fight me, Jedi?" it said, yellow teeth showing.
"Hey, Maul Man, we don't wanna fight! Make love, not war!" Kae said, giving a peace sign.
"Don't get us wrong! We're... erm... pacifists! Ya know, the mind can do more than fists!" Bekah said. Darth Maul's jaw dropped.
"Crap, am I in the wrong place?" he asked, turning off his lightsaber and taking off his hood.
"Naw, right place, a few minutes late." Bekah sighed. "No hard feelings?"
"Well, I'm going to have to kill both of you."
"You don't HAVE to kill us, per say..." Kae said.
"Do continue?"
"Gimme a sec, I have to consult my goatee." Kae replied, rubbing her index finger and thumb along her chin and looking perplexed. "Well, I could give you... my digital watch!"
"Pardon?" Darth Maul asked, looking interested. Kae took her watch off her wrist and showed it to him.
"See? It tells the time. Where we come from, there are 60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, 4 weeks in a month, and 12 months in a year! This watch tells time down to the second, and also, the day and the year. Very expensive." Kae explained.
"OOOOO. I'll take it." Darth Maul said, his eyes bulging as he grabbed the watch and got back on his speeder.
"Pleasure doing business with you!" Then he took off.
"Wow, what a flake."
A/N Now, I think that was better, muuuch better than the last chapter. Please R and R and make me very happy!