A/N Thx for the reviews guys and gals (or just Jojo, Carolyn and lightbulby29, luv ya ^.^)! I'm trying to update frequently, really, I am! Anyway, here's a new bit; I fear it's not quite as funny as the rest of the story. No, scratch that.
It really needs work, but I'm putting it up for the sake of updating.
Oh, the things I do for all of you. Don't mind the sarcasm, I seem to be spending much too much time around Henry, and I fear his cloudy disposition tends to rub off. Anywho, enjoy!
"Well, what took you so long?" Obi-Wan inquired. He noticed Kae looking like she had lost a puppy, and Bekah seemed rather irritated.
"Sith." Bekah shrugged.
"I feel so naked without my digital watch." Kae sniffled, looking at her now bare wrist. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padmé and Ani all turned to stare wide-eyed at her.
"Yeah, anyway, so we ran into a Sith Lord, and just our luck, we were able to bribe him with Kae's digital watch."
"Didn't you know-"
"Know what? Did you neglect to inform us of something?" Bekah snapped suddenly.
"You could have read it in the Guide," said Qui-Gon with a shrug.
"Oh, so now it's our fault, is it?" Kae asked in a drab voice.
"Now that's just wrong." Qui-Gon said after a moment. Kae cocked an eyebrow at him, still with a sad expression.
"There are two of them now, my, I do feel depressed now." Qui-Gon said, looking somewhat frazzled.
"Oh dear, I do tend to agree with him." Padmé said with a sigh.
"Don't just leave us hanging..." Bekah said. "Wait, maybe we don't want to know..."
"If just, Kae, you are acting as if you were Henry, and it is rather depressing."
Kae's eyes went wide with fear, and then she perked up.
"I heard my name? What mindless flogging of my being was going on?" the droid asked, sounding ever so hopeless, like usual.
"Absolutely nothing! We were merely, praising your impeccable navigational skills!" Obi-Wan spat out quickly.
"Well, don't praise me too much, it may go to my head, and then god only knows what will happen."
"Oh, absolutely not, why would we ever want that to happen?"
"You tell me." At this point, everyone in the room was giving a "death glare" in Henry's direction, and fearing for his existence (one might call it his life, but he's a droid, and can always be repaired, therefore existence works better in this situation) quickly went back to give the sedated Jar-Jar company.
"Anyway, what was that you were saying... something about Sith?" Kae asked brightly.
"Its just, if you had your towels, you should have just wrapped them around your head. Sith are rather dull creatures, you see, they think, if you can't see them, than they cannot see you either. They just turn and walk off. Easy as that." Obi-Wan explained with a shrug. Bekah immediately got an expression of complete and total disgust, and Kae just stared at Obi-Wan rather blankly.
"Is this one of those 42 things?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Oh, alright then."
Coruscant is the center of the know universe. The Guide has this to say about Coruscant:
Coruscant is probably the largest ongoing flea market one will ever encounter. Thousands of species from all over the Republic, as well as places far beyond the Outer Rim, all flock to Coruscant to live their meaningless lives. Politicians from every respectably star system (and a few not to respectable star systems) in the Republic are also frequently found in the large senate building, where they debate how to make the lives of those living in their respectable star systems better, while screwing everyone else. Must love politics, if I may quote a very reliable source (may she remain unnamed), "Republicans just aren't enough to fertilize Satan's weed garden."
The most remarkable structure in Coruscant has got to be the Jedi Temple, where those lucky children go to be reformed and complete and utter mindless zombies praising the so-called "Force" and writing for the wholly remarkable book, which you are currently reading.
Coruscant, was commissioned to be made by Mice, and, as most do not know, because they get bored after the republican quote, and turn of the recording, miss this very important, wholly remarkable, and utterly incomprehensible bit of information: Coruscant is actually---
"Well, that little thing does have a habit of carrying on, doesn't it?" Kae asked.
"Really, it needs to be a bit less wordy." Bekah agreed.
"Good quote though."
"Very."
Qui-Gon led his padawan and the motley group through the cloistered hallways of the Jedi Temple. Kae and Bekah were trying to steal passing Knight's lightsabers, and oddly enough, had obtained a rather extensive assortment of the weapon. Ani was staying as close to Padmé as possible, without looking like a pervert, and Henry was mumbling about how his mummy never hugged him enough as a child.
They entered the chambers of the High Jedi Council. Ani went all misty eyed and told Padmé that it was his dream to be a Jedi, in turn Padmé elbowed Obi-Wan who mumbled something to Qui-Gon, who nodded in agreement. Bekah and Kae were trying to see how many of the lightsabers they could hide down the back of their shirts (Henry just watched and scoffed).
"Welcome back Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan," senior member Mace Windu droned.
"Thank you Master," Obi-Wan said with a bow.
"This boy, strong with the Force he is." Yoda said. "Test him, I think we should."
"I disagree." Bekah said. Ani turned to glare at her. "Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Ani, but he'll just bring BLOOD, DEATH, and DESTRUTION to the Republic."
"Well put." Kae said sarcastically.
"I thought so..." Bekah trailed off.
"Don't listen to them, their elevators don't go all the way up, if you know what I mean."
A/N Hope you like! It turned out better than I though, its a bit shorter than I had hoped. If you want to know, the quote comes from my friend Rin-chan from one of the screenplays she's writing. She's a fantastic writer. Anyway, review and I'll love you forever! (I know that sounds odd, but you know what I mean!)
It really needs work, but I'm putting it up for the sake of updating.
Oh, the things I do for all of you. Don't mind the sarcasm, I seem to be spending much too much time around Henry, and I fear his cloudy disposition tends to rub off. Anywho, enjoy!
"Well, what took you so long?" Obi-Wan inquired. He noticed Kae looking like she had lost a puppy, and Bekah seemed rather irritated.
"Sith." Bekah shrugged.
"I feel so naked without my digital watch." Kae sniffled, looking at her now bare wrist. Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padmé and Ani all turned to stare wide-eyed at her.
"Yeah, anyway, so we ran into a Sith Lord, and just our luck, we were able to bribe him with Kae's digital watch."
"Didn't you know-"
"Know what? Did you neglect to inform us of something?" Bekah snapped suddenly.
"You could have read it in the Guide," said Qui-Gon with a shrug.
"Oh, so now it's our fault, is it?" Kae asked in a drab voice.
"Now that's just wrong." Qui-Gon said after a moment. Kae cocked an eyebrow at him, still with a sad expression.
"There are two of them now, my, I do feel depressed now." Qui-Gon said, looking somewhat frazzled.
"Oh dear, I do tend to agree with him." Padmé said with a sigh.
"Don't just leave us hanging..." Bekah said. "Wait, maybe we don't want to know..."
"If just, Kae, you are acting as if you were Henry, and it is rather depressing."
Kae's eyes went wide with fear, and then she perked up.
"I heard my name? What mindless flogging of my being was going on?" the droid asked, sounding ever so hopeless, like usual.
"Absolutely nothing! We were merely, praising your impeccable navigational skills!" Obi-Wan spat out quickly.
"Well, don't praise me too much, it may go to my head, and then god only knows what will happen."
"Oh, absolutely not, why would we ever want that to happen?"
"You tell me." At this point, everyone in the room was giving a "death glare" in Henry's direction, and fearing for his existence (one might call it his life, but he's a droid, and can always be repaired, therefore existence works better in this situation) quickly went back to give the sedated Jar-Jar company.
"Anyway, what was that you were saying... something about Sith?" Kae asked brightly.
"Its just, if you had your towels, you should have just wrapped them around your head. Sith are rather dull creatures, you see, they think, if you can't see them, than they cannot see you either. They just turn and walk off. Easy as that." Obi-Wan explained with a shrug. Bekah immediately got an expression of complete and total disgust, and Kae just stared at Obi-Wan rather blankly.
"Is this one of those 42 things?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Oh, alright then."
Coruscant is the center of the know universe. The Guide has this to say about Coruscant:
Coruscant is probably the largest ongoing flea market one will ever encounter. Thousands of species from all over the Republic, as well as places far beyond the Outer Rim, all flock to Coruscant to live their meaningless lives. Politicians from every respectably star system (and a few not to respectable star systems) in the Republic are also frequently found in the large senate building, where they debate how to make the lives of those living in their respectable star systems better, while screwing everyone else. Must love politics, if I may quote a very reliable source (may she remain unnamed), "Republicans just aren't enough to fertilize Satan's weed garden."
The most remarkable structure in Coruscant has got to be the Jedi Temple, where those lucky children go to be reformed and complete and utter mindless zombies praising the so-called "Force" and writing for the wholly remarkable book, which you are currently reading.
Coruscant, was commissioned to be made by Mice, and, as most do not know, because they get bored after the republican quote, and turn of the recording, miss this very important, wholly remarkable, and utterly incomprehensible bit of information: Coruscant is actually---
"Well, that little thing does have a habit of carrying on, doesn't it?" Kae asked.
"Really, it needs to be a bit less wordy." Bekah agreed.
"Good quote though."
"Very."
Qui-Gon led his padawan and the motley group through the cloistered hallways of the Jedi Temple. Kae and Bekah were trying to steal passing Knight's lightsabers, and oddly enough, had obtained a rather extensive assortment of the weapon. Ani was staying as close to Padmé as possible, without looking like a pervert, and Henry was mumbling about how his mummy never hugged him enough as a child.
They entered the chambers of the High Jedi Council. Ani went all misty eyed and told Padmé that it was his dream to be a Jedi, in turn Padmé elbowed Obi-Wan who mumbled something to Qui-Gon, who nodded in agreement. Bekah and Kae were trying to see how many of the lightsabers they could hide down the back of their shirts (Henry just watched and scoffed).
"Welcome back Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan," senior member Mace Windu droned.
"Thank you Master," Obi-Wan said with a bow.
"This boy, strong with the Force he is." Yoda said. "Test him, I think we should."
"I disagree." Bekah said. Ani turned to glare at her. "Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against Ani, but he'll just bring BLOOD, DEATH, and DESTRUTION to the Republic."
"Well put." Kae said sarcastically.
"I thought so..." Bekah trailed off.
"Don't listen to them, their elevators don't go all the way up, if you know what I mean."
A/N Hope you like! It turned out better than I though, its a bit shorter than I had hoped. If you want to know, the quote comes from my friend Rin-chan from one of the screenplays she's writing. She's a fantastic writer. Anyway, review and I'll love you forever! (I know that sounds odd, but you know what I mean!)