A/N Ah yes, I've done it again, I wrote another random bit of insanity. Actually, I quite liked this chapter (which probably means its awful since you all like the ones I hate). Now for my every chapter ritual: I luv you guys! Thx for the reviews!
Thx Jojo! You've reviewed every chapter thus far, haven't you? *mistey eyed* I feel special. THX SO MUCH!
Thx Lightbulby26! I couldn't but put in the hugged thing, difunctial families, what can I say? Actually, I could say thats uts rather odd on the whole because Henry doesn't acutally HAVE a family, being a battle droid and all... lol, thx!
Thx Silverwolfprincess! I'm really glad you decided to stop by! Never doubt the power of parodies! MUAHAHAHAHAHAaa*coughcough* oh god, not the 'sad puppy face' anything but that!
Aright, enough of me yapping, here's the next bit!
"One thing to do, about this matter there is." Yoda told the council. "Consult Not-So-Deep Thought, we must!" The members of the council looked at each other, back to Yoda, and then to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, directly at Ani, back to each other, then back to Yoda.
"We agree." Adi Gallia said.
"Good. The go, we should."
"If you don't mind me asking, what in bloody hell is Not-So-Deep Thought?" Kae asked. Mace Windu turned to glare at her. "Oh bugger off Mace." Mace's glare grew, and then he turned away, as if decided that she was not worth his attention. She growled.
"Well, I was wondering quite the exact same thing." Bekah said. Padmé turned to look at them as if they were dumber than a Bantha's bottom, which actually, was be quite accurate for the time being.
"It is only the core of Coruscant, a giant, super computer, built to answer all the Jedi's problems, built by mice ("Just Like Aldeeran!" Kae exclaimed)." Padmé told them. "You really ought to study the Guide."
"That's what Ben keeps telling us." Kae said.
"Ben?" Padmé asked.
"I decided just now, that Obi-Wan is an annoying name, and that Ben is much better." Kae told them. "You got that Ben?"
"Yeeees." Obi-Wan growled.
"In we go." Yoda said, pointing to a tunnel.
"Um. No." Bekah said.
"Why not, I ask?" Yoda said.
"I'm claustrophobic?" she grinned.
"Yeah, and I'm a psychopath. Lets go!" Kae said, taking Bekah by the wrist and jumping down the tunnel.
It was all a blur. It went quickly from just plain gloomy to a flash of silver then when Kae looked down, all she saw was black. They seemed to be moving very fast, Kae estimated about 400 miles an hour. She looked at where her digital watch used to be.
"How long have we been falling?" asked Bekah, who's eyed were squeezed shut.
"I wouldn't know, I've lose my digital watch to a Sith Lord who needs to see a dentist."
"Pity."
"Yes."
"Wait? Did you say Dentist?"
"Please don't?"
"Don't what?"
"Don't break into a chorus of the Dentist song from Little Shop Of Horrors. It was bad enough when you actually did that at the Dentist."
Bekah scowled and began to hum, and then whisper/sang "You'll be a deeeeentist! You have a talent for causing great PAIN! You'll be a deeeentist! People will pay you to be inhumane!"
"Shut up."
"The line was, 'INHUMANE'!?"
"What part of 'Shut Up' don't you get?"
"Humph."
The bright silver light began to slow, but the floor was still coming toward them rather quickly. They eventually slowed to a stop, and stepped out of the tunnel. Yoda was right behind them, followed by Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padmé and Ani, and lastly Henry (who, until this point had been oddly quiet, I suppose it was the lightsaber that Bekah had shoved through his speech functioner to keep it hidden).
Yoda pushed a button on a computer and the screen lit up.
"O Not-So-Deep Thought! Before you, we have come. Of impending doom, a question we have." Yoda told it.
"You forgot BLOOD, DEATH and DESTRUCTION!" Bekah said. "Note emphasis on blood, death and destruction."
"Not to mention the end of the Republic as we know it." Kae added. Ani scowled and kick both of them in the shins.
"Served you right, for being so mean." Qui-Gon said.
The voice of Not-So-Deep thought rang out. It sounded like Padmé's happy doors, but had a bit more sophistication.
"What is this question then?"
"We want to know, if we should train the boy, Anakin Skywalker." Qui-Gon said. Obi-Wan glared at Ani, it was obvious that he didn't much like the kid, it took all Qui-Gon's attention off him, and by god, he was Qui-Gon's Padawan and this little brat had come in and taken his spot in the pecking order and--- Obi-Wan looked as if he were to cry.
"Hmmmmm." Not-So-Deep thought said.
"Hmmmmm." Yoda replied.
"It might take me a minute..." Not-So-Deep thought said.
"Well, don't take a millennia like you did with Xanatos. No wonder the poor dear went bad." Qui-Gon said. Obi-Wan shifted his head in annoyance. So Qui-Gon liked everyone better, nah, just be that way.
"Yes. Hold on, just a sec..... oh, right, there we are, I've got it." Not-So-Deep Thought said.
"Yes?" Yoda said.
"Yes."
"So there is an answer?" Qui-Gon asked joyfully.
"Yes, there is an answer." Not-So-Deep thought replied.
"Tell us, you will." Yoda said.
"This'll be good." Kae aid, elbowing Bekah.
"Owww."
"So, the answer is?" Obi-Wan said anxiously.
"I don't think you're going to like it...." Not-So-Deep Thought said.
"What's not to like?" asked Qui-Gon.
"No, I really don't think this is what you're looking for." It said again.
"Just tell us already," Yoda said, so annoyed that he momentarily lose his speech impediment.
"The answer.... Is.... Chicken."
"Pardon?"
"CHICKEN!?" Ani yelled.
"I think we're going to be lynched now..." Qui-Gon told Yoda, who was backing away from a rather possessed looking Ani, Padmé and Obi-Wan. Henry was looking rather uncomfortable, and Kae and Bekah were in a deep conversation about Kentucky Fried Chicken and Crl. Sanders.
"Just kidding!" Not-So-Deep Thought said, "I really got you good!"
"Pull the plug, on this remind me too." Yoda told Qui-Gon.
"That's what you said after Xanatos."
"The Answer, is Yes. Do train the boy, and after he brings balance to the Force, kill the kid quick."
A/N Hope ya like! I'm proud, its a bit longer than the other chapter, must remeber to use dialouge... ^.^ Sorry about the LSOH refrence, I couldn't help it, it's a dentist thing. And if you didn't know what I was talking about, go rent the movie, you, poor, poor, deprived soul!
Thx Jojo! You've reviewed every chapter thus far, haven't you? *mistey eyed* I feel special. THX SO MUCH!
Thx Lightbulby26! I couldn't but put in the hugged thing, difunctial families, what can I say? Actually, I could say thats uts rather odd on the whole because Henry doesn't acutally HAVE a family, being a battle droid and all... lol, thx!
Thx Silverwolfprincess! I'm really glad you decided to stop by! Never doubt the power of parodies! MUAHAHAHAHAHAaa*coughcough* oh god, not the 'sad puppy face' anything but that!
Aright, enough of me yapping, here's the next bit!
"One thing to do, about this matter there is." Yoda told the council. "Consult Not-So-Deep Thought, we must!" The members of the council looked at each other, back to Yoda, and then to Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan, directly at Ani, back to each other, then back to Yoda.
"We agree." Adi Gallia said.
"Good. The go, we should."
"If you don't mind me asking, what in bloody hell is Not-So-Deep Thought?" Kae asked. Mace Windu turned to glare at her. "Oh bugger off Mace." Mace's glare grew, and then he turned away, as if decided that she was not worth his attention. She growled.
"Well, I was wondering quite the exact same thing." Bekah said. Padmé turned to look at them as if they were dumber than a Bantha's bottom, which actually, was be quite accurate for the time being.
"It is only the core of Coruscant, a giant, super computer, built to answer all the Jedi's problems, built by mice ("Just Like Aldeeran!" Kae exclaimed)." Padmé told them. "You really ought to study the Guide."
"That's what Ben keeps telling us." Kae said.
"Ben?" Padmé asked.
"I decided just now, that Obi-Wan is an annoying name, and that Ben is much better." Kae told them. "You got that Ben?"
"Yeeees." Obi-Wan growled.
"In we go." Yoda said, pointing to a tunnel.
"Um. No." Bekah said.
"Why not, I ask?" Yoda said.
"I'm claustrophobic?" she grinned.
"Yeah, and I'm a psychopath. Lets go!" Kae said, taking Bekah by the wrist and jumping down the tunnel.
It was all a blur. It went quickly from just plain gloomy to a flash of silver then when Kae looked down, all she saw was black. They seemed to be moving very fast, Kae estimated about 400 miles an hour. She looked at where her digital watch used to be.
"How long have we been falling?" asked Bekah, who's eyed were squeezed shut.
"I wouldn't know, I've lose my digital watch to a Sith Lord who needs to see a dentist."
"Pity."
"Yes."
"Wait? Did you say Dentist?"
"Please don't?"
"Don't what?"
"Don't break into a chorus of the Dentist song from Little Shop Of Horrors. It was bad enough when you actually did that at the Dentist."
Bekah scowled and began to hum, and then whisper/sang "You'll be a deeeeentist! You have a talent for causing great PAIN! You'll be a deeeentist! People will pay you to be inhumane!"
"Shut up."
"The line was, 'INHUMANE'!?"
"What part of 'Shut Up' don't you get?"
"Humph."
The bright silver light began to slow, but the floor was still coming toward them rather quickly. They eventually slowed to a stop, and stepped out of the tunnel. Yoda was right behind them, followed by Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Padmé and Ani, and lastly Henry (who, until this point had been oddly quiet, I suppose it was the lightsaber that Bekah had shoved through his speech functioner to keep it hidden).
Yoda pushed a button on a computer and the screen lit up.
"O Not-So-Deep Thought! Before you, we have come. Of impending doom, a question we have." Yoda told it.
"You forgot BLOOD, DEATH and DESTRUCTION!" Bekah said. "Note emphasis on blood, death and destruction."
"Not to mention the end of the Republic as we know it." Kae added. Ani scowled and kick both of them in the shins.
"Served you right, for being so mean." Qui-Gon said.
The voice of Not-So-Deep thought rang out. It sounded like Padmé's happy doors, but had a bit more sophistication.
"What is this question then?"
"We want to know, if we should train the boy, Anakin Skywalker." Qui-Gon said. Obi-Wan glared at Ani, it was obvious that he didn't much like the kid, it took all Qui-Gon's attention off him, and by god, he was Qui-Gon's Padawan and this little brat had come in and taken his spot in the pecking order and--- Obi-Wan looked as if he were to cry.
"Hmmmmm." Not-So-Deep thought said.
"Hmmmmm." Yoda replied.
"It might take me a minute..." Not-So-Deep thought said.
"Well, don't take a millennia like you did with Xanatos. No wonder the poor dear went bad." Qui-Gon said. Obi-Wan shifted his head in annoyance. So Qui-Gon liked everyone better, nah, just be that way.
"Yes. Hold on, just a sec..... oh, right, there we are, I've got it." Not-So-Deep Thought said.
"Yes?" Yoda said.
"Yes."
"So there is an answer?" Qui-Gon asked joyfully.
"Yes, there is an answer." Not-So-Deep thought replied.
"Tell us, you will." Yoda said.
"This'll be good." Kae aid, elbowing Bekah.
"Owww."
"So, the answer is?" Obi-Wan said anxiously.
"I don't think you're going to like it...." Not-So-Deep Thought said.
"What's not to like?" asked Qui-Gon.
"No, I really don't think this is what you're looking for." It said again.
"Just tell us already," Yoda said, so annoyed that he momentarily lose his speech impediment.
"The answer.... Is.... Chicken."
"Pardon?"
"CHICKEN!?" Ani yelled.
"I think we're going to be lynched now..." Qui-Gon told Yoda, who was backing away from a rather possessed looking Ani, Padmé and Obi-Wan. Henry was looking rather uncomfortable, and Kae and Bekah were in a deep conversation about Kentucky Fried Chicken and Crl. Sanders.
"Just kidding!" Not-So-Deep Thought said, "I really got you good!"
"Pull the plug, on this remind me too." Yoda told Qui-Gon.
"That's what you said after Xanatos."
"The Answer, is Yes. Do train the boy, and after he brings balance to the Force, kill the kid quick."
A/N Hope ya like! I'm proud, its a bit longer than the other chapter, must remeber to use dialouge... ^.^ Sorry about the LSOH refrence, I couldn't help it, it's a dentist thing. And if you didn't know what I was talking about, go rent the movie, you, poor, poor, deprived soul!