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Hey, ok, everyone wants to know the results of my vote on who will be put in the house together, but first, if anyone would like to be notified by e-mail when I have updated, request it and it will be done. Now the results, 0 votes were given to Hogan, Flair, Christian and Test; 1 vote was given to X-Pac, Matt Hardy (even though he wasn't on my list), Kevin Nash, Booker T, Lance Storm, Terri and Jacqueline; 2 votes were given to Chris Jericho, Raven, Rob Van Dam, Scott Hall, Shane McMahon and Jazz; 3 votes were given to Undertaker, Goldust, The Rock, Kurt Angle and Chris Nowinski; 4 votes were given to Jeff Hardy, Shawn Michaels, Triple H and Torrie Wilson; 5 votes were given to Trish, Lita, Stacy, Molly and Nidia; and a staggering 6 votes went to Stephanie McMahon.

So, the list of girls in the house is Stephanie McMahon, Trish Stratus, Lita, Stacy Keibler, Molly Holly and Nidia.

The three definite males in the house are Jeff Hardy, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. The other three were in a five-way tie between Undertaker, Goldust, The Rock, Kurt Angle and Chris Nowinski. In the case of a tie my vote is the tiebreaker and I vote for, in no particular order, Chris Nowinski, Goldust and Kurt Angle. Just to let you all know that I did not rig this vote in any way and I will in no way be partial to anybody and just to prove that, I would like to inform you all that my favourites weren't even voted into the house, my favs are Hall, Raven, X-Pac, RVD, Undertaker and Triple H is in the house but I will show no favouritism to the game.

Chapter 1: Enter the house

Midnite: Hello, my names Midnite and I will be your host for WWE-My interactive reality show. Just to let you know the rules, if there is any fighting between the houseguests the people involved are automatically evicted, that doesn't include when they are in a wrestling ring doing actual wrestling moves, but they don't have the ring yet, they have to earn it, but that comes later. First, we are standing outside the WWE house; the 12 participants are saying good-bye to their loved ones for some could be staying for…well, a really long time. The others who were not voted into the house are standing around waiting till when we'll let them leave. So why don't we first interview a couple of people who did not make it into the house before they try to force their way out. *Looks around and spots Scott Hall and walks over to him* Hello, Scott.

Hall: What do you want, chica?

Midnite: Now we all know how bad it must feel when you are evicted from the house, but how does it feel to not even be voted into the house in the first place?

Hall: They rigged the votes. They didn't vote me in because they know that if they did, there wouldn't have been any competition, they knew that I would have walked away the winner before they even started.

Midnite: I don't think so, but moving on, why were you even on the list of votes? You don't even belong to the WWE anymore, you're wrestling for another organization.

Hall: I was on the list of votes because I'm the favourite wrestler of the author of this story, which by the way, happens to be you.

Midnite: Shush, they don't need to know that. *Looks around suspiciously*

Hall: Can I go now?

Midnite: No, but I am, I'm gonna go interview someone that doesn't give away unnecessary information.

Hall: Good riddance.

Midnite: But you're not free of me yet, you're still in many of my other stories. *laughs evilly*

Hall: *Slowly backs away*

Midnite: *Composes herself again* Ok, who should I interview now? *Looks around again*

Booker T: *walks over to her* Hey, sucka, why don't you interview someone good?

Midnite: *Annoyed* That's what I'm trying to do and I will continue if you leave me alone.

Booker T: I mean the Booker man.

Midnite: You? Well ok, I don't see anybody else around that would be any better. Do you have any reasons that you think that you weren't put in the house?

Booker T: Of course. They knew that there would be no competition for the Spin-a-roonie and

Chris Jericho: No competition for the spin-a-roonie? What are you talking about you ass-clown? I would have been lots of competition, after all, I am the king of the world.

Booker T: What are you doing here, sucka? This is the Book's interview.

Midnite: Actually, I have a question for Chris, what is an ass-clown?

Chris Jericho: You want to know what an ass-clown is? Any of you Y2J wannabe's can just look in a mirror to find out what an ass-clown is.

Midnite: That didn't answer my question, but it did enrage me somewhat and if your not careful, I'll sic Disco Inferno on you.

(A/N: Read the Gabber-Mouth, co-written with Omega-Rouge to find out the story behind Disco Inferno being around.)

Midnite: Anyway I've already tired of you both, I'm gonna go find someone who actually got in the house. *walks away and Disco Inferno magically appears and attacks them both* Ah, there's Stephanie. Hey, Steph, I have some questions for you, if you're not too busy.

Stephanie: Well, I do have a lot to do and

Midnite: Too bad, princess, we all have a lot to do and I have to interview people before I start to get flames from people who are not appreciating me.

Stephanie: *sighs* Alright, go ahead.

Midnite: Now that's better. You were the person who got the most votes to go into the house, how does that make you feel?

Stephanie: What can I say, everybody loves me.

Midnite: *snorts in laughter* No they don't, they just wanted to see you stuck in a house with your ex-husband, Triple H. Which brings me to my next question, how are you going to cope being in the same house as him for a long period of time as long as you don't get voted out?

Stephanie: It doesn't matter, because I will make sure that he does get voted out the first week after I win HOH.

Midnite: Last question, because I'm getting a headache from you, who will be looking after Smackdown while you are away?

Stephanie: Oh my God, I didn't think of that. *Immediately whips out cell phone and starts dialling numbers*

Midnite: Hey, no cell phones to be brought into the house. *sighs* Oh well, now lets see who I can interview now, there's Nidia, buy she's too engrossed in Jaime Noble. Who wasn't even on the list, why? Because I don't get Smackdown and have no clue what he's like. *starts to whine* Hey there's Goldust, this could be interesting. Goldust, a moment of your time.

Goldust: Yes?

Midnite: What happened to Booker T?

Goldust: I have no idea. Oh here he comes now. Hello Booker.

Booker T: *walks up with his clothing torn to shreds and bite marks on him from Disco Inferno*

Midnite: What happened to you?

Booker T: That sucka pet of yours, Disco whatever, went psycho on me and Jericho.

Midnite: Oh, well, uh…anyway, Goldust, what is the worst thing about being in the house?

Goldust: The worst thing? Well, that's easy, being away from Booker, after all we're so close, we're practically married.

Booker T: There you go with that married shit again, sucka, I am not married to you and never will be.

Goldust: But Booker…

Midnite: *walks away* Nice couple that Goldust and Booker T, I hope everything works out for them. But guess what time it is now, it's time for everyone to go into the house. Will all participants please go to the front of the house now.

Stephanie, Trish, Lita, Stacy, Molly, Nidia, Jeff, Shawn, Hunter, Goldust, Chris and Kurt all make their way to the front of the house.

Midnite: When the doors open and you will be allowed into the house, the only thing you will see day after day is each other, you will get so sick of each other's faces that you will feel the anger get stronger and stronger and stronger with every day that passes until you just want to knock everyone out and just plain go insane, but remember, no fighting. Oh yeah, you will also be able to see my pretty face, as I will be entering the house every now and again and when your in the diary room, I will be the one talking to you, but you'll never get tired of me but if by some weird twist of fate you do, just remember these words: Disco Inferno. Now, you will be entering the house in groups of four that really were randomly selected. The first group in is Stephanie, Molly, Nidia and Goldust. You may enter now.

Those four enter and get to their bedroom and claim it.

Midnite: Next group is Lita, Trish, Jeff and Shawn. Enter now.

They also enter and get their room.

Midnite: And last we have Stacy, Hunter, Chris and Kurt. You know what to do.

They enter and get the last available bedroom.

Midnite: Well, now I will be going to where I will be staying during all this, which is attached to the house. *enters a big mansion*

***Inside the house***

In the, well, I'm gonna call it the all girls room, because lets face it, Goldust isn't exactly either. They're all unpacking their clothes and their one luxury. Everything is going normal until you hear a muffled voice from inside Goldust's luxury bag.

Stephanie: What's that?

Nidia: *chewing gum* What, you never heard a talking bag before? *she takes out her luxury which is about a hundred packs of A B C gum*

Goldust: *Unzips bag and mini-dust pops out* Sorry about that mini-dust, I knew I should have made more air holes.

Mini-dust starts to hump Molly's leg.

Molly: Ah, get him off, what's he doing?

Nidia: Humping your leg, don't you know anything?

Stephanie: She knows nothing that has to do with things of that sort.

Nidia: Ah.

Midnite over intercom: Goldust, please come to the diary room and bring that disgusting little thing with you.

Goldust goes to the diary room.

Midnite: Please leave the disgusting thing and go back to your room.

Goldust: But he's my luxury.

Midnite: We did not authorize a person as being a luxury, now please leave the room.

Goldust: *Crying* What are you going to do to him?

Midnite: We are simply going to remove him from the premises.

Goldust: *crying* Good-bye old friend. *hugs mini-dust then reluctantly leaves*

Midnite: Ok boys, get that thing out of here.

A couple of guys wearing full protective suits enter and chase mini-dust around the room. They eventually get him gone.

Midnite over intercom: Hunter, please come to the diary room and bring your luxury with you.

Triple H enters the diary room carrying a sledge hammer.

Midnite: Why did you bring a sledge hammer?

Hunter: I'm sharing a room with Kurt Angle.

Midnite: Oh right. I hate Kurt so that makes it ok. But don't use it unless you get evicted before he does so you can't get in trouble for it.

Triple H: But you run the show, right?

Midnite: Yeah, so what?

Triple H: So, can't you be a little lenient? *Starts flexing muscles*

Midnite: *staring and starts to drool* ok.

Triple H: I thought so. *leaves diary room*

Midnite: *recovers* What just happened there?

Midnite over intercom: Would all houseguests please go to the living room for a meeting.

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Voting: the houseguests need a partner for the first food competition, who should be teamed with who, please make it male/female and right now, Goldust is being classified as a male.

Voting: If the houseguests don't win the food competition, what gross food should they be forced to eat for the week?

Voting: Their first luxury competition is coming up, should it be for the hot tub, the wrestling ring, a pet (if so, what?) or weights?

Voting: What should their first luxury competition be?

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E-mail your votes at midnight_tatsumaru@yahoo.ca. Also, sorry for so many voting questions this chapter, but I got to get it started someway and I have to get you involved.