Disclaimer: I don't own the stuff that I didn't create, don't sue me, I'm
stupid.
Authors Note: This is done in the script/play format because I've been
attempting for a LONG time to type something good, and quite frankly, I
don't feel like typing all the quotation marks anymore.
Somewhere within the deep recesses of space... there is a warship under the command of a total and complete idiot. That ship is the U.S.S Ugamaki. That place within space is here. That idiot is :
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( A large black ship hovers in the earths atmosphere, its surface rather shiny and reflective, as if made of extremely clean steel, or a mirror of some sort. Along either side are several plasma cannon turrets. In the center forward part of the ship there is a rather large ruby pad with about a 13 foot radius that is obviously a large beam generator of some sort. Inside would be Yuki Kimaru, asleep with his head upon his desk, still wearing his favorite tan shirt and blue jean jacket. Behind him, the reckless battle tactician Kazuka stands, long pale white hair flowing down to the small of hey back, light green eyes scanning over Yuki. in one hand she held her infamous " BAKA PAN ")
Kazuka: (cooing softly, leaning down to whisper into Yuki's ear) Oh Yuki baby... wake up... ugh.. hey...are you alive? (She lifts a brow and twitches in disgust as Yuki refuses to awaken) Oaf....
@*$# BAM!!! @(%*
Yuki: (awakes with a start and scream of pain as the BAKA PAN smashes the back of his head.) PAIN! HURT! OWWIES! AWAKE!!!
Kazuka: (She giggles slightly and hides the pan behind her back) wakey wakey Yuki.
Yuki: (He wastes no time, and reaches for his laser pistol. However he finds a water gun, though he can't actually tell the difference because he doesn't read the words that say "Water Gun" along the side. But still he holds the gun under Kazuki's chin) What was that for?!
Kazuki: (Notes that the weapon is in fact a squirt gun and slowly removes the pan from behind her back) Do I have to kill you?
~~~ Two Hours Later~~~
(Yuki walks into the main deck with a sigh, and brushes strands of green hair from his eyes as he drops down into his seat. The rather large lump on his head is covered by bandages. He looks to his crew slowly at their work stations, working furiously, which was an odd thing for such a lazy group) Yuki: Hey guys.. what's up?
Zakie: (a boy with a blood red headband and brown hair turns his head to look at Yuki, his head tilts to the side) There you are, you've been asleep for... uh..umm..
Brooke: (Sitting not far from her station, she looks up at Zakie and shakes her head) 3 days now. (Brooke wears dark forest green, and has black eyes and black hair. Her pale skin gives her a frightening look, though if you overlook her pyrokinesis, she's harmless)
Kazuka: (She chuckles slightly, leaning against a wall.) Would have been longer, had I not helped out.
(One thing that should be noted before moving further is that 75% of the group has abnormally long ears. Kazuka and Yuki had extremely long elf like ears, and Brooke's ears were slightly elongated and pointed. Zakie, on the other hand, has normal ears)
Brooke: (Glances at Yuki before clearing her throat) Anyway... I had Kazuka wake you because we are getting high energy readings from the Earth... We need to know if we should investigate it.
Yuki: (stands and removes his now located laser pistol, twirling it upon one finger) Why not? I could use some exc--agh whoops! (His gun slips off of his finger and hits the ground, sending a shower of energy beams through the main deck of the ship)
Others: (charred by beams) Yuuuuukkkiiiiiiiii.....
~~Meanwhile, on Earth~~~
(The energy disturbance was in a wooded area...--or previously wooded area, now it is nothing more than cinders that once were woods-- outside the Masaki residence, in Japan. Apparently, it was yet another of those earth shaking battles Ryoko and Ayeka have so very often. And over, yep, you guessed it, poor tugged-of-war Tenchi, even though he currently wasn't even around them, because He, Sasami, and Ryo-Ohki were sitting outside the radius of battle, watching now almost bored.)
Sasami: (She glances at Tenchi) How much longer do you think they can keep it up?
Tenchi: (He glances back down at Sasami, then back up to the fight, and scratches the back of his head with an innocent chuckle) Honestly I don't know. How long do you think before they'll start it again after they end this one?
Sasami: (She picks Ryo-Ohki up and sets the cabbit upon her head) Not long... just enough time to catch their breath and eat, I suppose.
(Just then Kiyone and Mihoshi walk into the new clearing and sit beside the other three.)
Kiyone: (sighs) They don't know when to quit.
Mihoshi: (She gazed at the battle and then at Kiyone, then back to the battle, tilting her head and giving that ditzy, dazed expression)
(Inside the sphere of the battle area though it was quite different from a peaceful spectator sport, as Ryoko and Ayeka were locked in that oh so furious battle that they were always going on)
Ayeka: (She runs at Ryoko, Juraian logs appearing around her form in an offensive pattern) Now you will die Ryoko! (grits her teeth preparing for Ryoko's imminent counter, knowing it will hurt alot, but pretty sure she will win this time)
Ryoko: (She also darts at her opponent, beam sword flared in her left hand, raised to strike.) We'll see about that princess, I think your gonna die! ( She is also fairly sure she will win this encounter.)
Tenchi: (He leans back) Here it comes...
Kiyone: Yeah... (turns her head to look at Tenchi) it always ends about like this.
(A white beam suddenly cuts the sky and falls between the two enraged women, the explosion of it knocking both of them back a bit, clouds of dust and ash sent up everywhere as the destructive teleporter launched the crew of the Ugamaki into the fray)
Zakie: (coughs and waves away the sand, trying to see and breath) Ack, Brooke! I told you the transporter was working wrong!!
Yuki: (Also finds himself gagging on all the dust, eyes watering with sand grains)
Kazuka/Brooke: (both women were smart enough to shield their faces and as the dust cleared they both exchange a silent grin)
Yuki: (Still rubbing some sand from one eye) Ack... where are we Brooke?
Brooke: (She looked about at all the burnt tree stumps and the piles of ashes) A warzone, I would think.
(The group really weren't paying attention to what was going on around them, well, most of them weren't. As a crimson beam shot past Yuki's face, attempting to hit Ayeka on the other side of the group, who was rather stunned from being blasted back, and was stumbling to her feet.)
Yuki: Tha' hell? (He draws his pistol and ducks down firing an upward angle from there and hitting the beam at that angle, causing it to explode before hitting Ayeka)
Ryoko: (She dashes over and grabs a hold of Yuki's shirt and begins to shake him violently) You moron what'd you do that for!!
Yuki: (being shook around like a rag doll, has little X's over his eyes. He drops his gun in the sudden assault on his person and it discharges when hitting the ground, frying his group yet again, who all proceed to beat on him along with Ryoko)
Kiyone: (She leans over to whisper to Tenchi) Who's the punching bag?
Tenchi: (Whispers back) No idea.
Ayeka: (Her Juraian logs suddenly appear about the group that was pummeling Yuki in the ground and zaps the royal shi-- err.... zaps them away) Stop that! Leave him alone! (She walks over to Yuki and bows graciously to him) I thank you, kind sir, for helping prevent that monster woman from harming me. Not as though she could, but, I still thank you.
Yuki: Owwies... Owwies.... Owwies... Owwies... (struggles to his feet) Owwies... Owwies... (Now grabs a hold of Ryoko's shirt collar and begins yelling in her face) OWWIES! OWWIES! OW--(And Ryoko would punch him in the stomach) OOF ac....Ow...wies....(falls back down)
Ryoko: (Looks down at Yuki) What a moron...(nudges him with her foot. Then kicks him when he tries to twist her ankle)
Ayeka: Miss Ryoko stop harming that man! He might have something important to say or tell. You don't go beating up strangers!
Brooke: (mutters) Actually, he never has anything important to say. Kick the crap out of him. He deserves it.
Kazuka: (Bends down to stick her tongue out at Yuki, not inches away from his face, taunting him)
Yuki: (grabs a hold of Kazuka's tongue and pulls it, the result would be the BAKA PAN being drawn and smacking him over the skull)
Sasami: (Tilts her head to the side) Wow they really don't like that one in the middle.
Tenchi: Yeah. I think he's gonna have a concussion from that frying pan.
Kiyone: Or at least a really nasty head wound.
Yuki: (At this point, with only Ayeka not kicking the stuffings out of him, he begins to crawl along the ground trying to get away, when his hand touches his dropped gun. A grin spread over his face and he turned over on his back, aiming the gun up and firing into Ryoko's face, then Kazuka and then Brooke and THEN Zakie) Back beasts..back I say!!
Ayeka: (She watches curiously as all of them are blown back by the weapon. Even Ryoko was knocked flat by the shot.) Hmmm... I wonder....
Ryoko: ( She fell back as the plasma blast charred her face, landing with a thud on her back, thinking to herself) *Wow... pretty tough kid...Hmmm... maybe I could.....hmm..hmm...* (begins to giggle and then laugh maniacally, not even bothering to get up)
Kazuka:(stands slowly) Yuki I'm going to rip your scalp off of your skull!!
~~~Later that afternoon~~~
( Tenchi was walking along the path home with one of those rather large baskets of carrots upon his back, talking to Yuki who was beside him, hands folded behind his head.)
Tenchi: Yeah... they are pretty destructive. Kind of odd to think that they caused enough energy from that scuffle to draw attention from space.
Yuki: Scuffle??
Tenchi: Yeah. You should see it when they are really mad. (closes his eyes, thinking about that for a moment)
Yuki Oh, I se--a woah (Suddenly yanked into bushes, pulled aside while Tenchi wasn't paying any attention)
Ryoko: (Was on the other side of the bushes, and would catch a hold of his arm and whisper) Hey there Yuki.. can I ask you a favor? (eyes begin to get fake tears) You see that beast girl Ayeka is trying to take away my Tenchi, could you help me kill her, please?
Yuki: (sweatdrop) Uh... eh..
Ayeka: (From the bushes suddenly grabs Yuki's other arm and yanks on him, basically allowing the poor boy to feel Tenchi's every day torture) No, because he is going to help ME kill YOU, aren't you Yuki? Are you gonna side with me or some space criminal?
Yuki: (being pulled apart) Ack.. I.. oww.. lemme go both of you (struggles)
Ryoko: (Ignoring Yuki's writhing, arguing with Ayeka) Yuki is originally a space traveler and fighter, he's going to side with ME.(gives a sharp tug) He wouldn't help some stupid up lil' princess ANYWAY would you Yuki?
Ayeka: Stupid little princess? He would most certainly side with the princess of Jurai, wouldn't you Yuki? (Tugs back, also ignoring Yuki) And anyway, you tried to smash his skull in, he's going to help ME!
Tenchi: (notes Yuki's disappearance and looks about for him, his head popping into the bushy area that Yuki was being argued over) Hey Yuki where'd ya--- (Blinks as he looks upon the scene, nodding slowly, not asking any questions, his own ideas forming in head as he had been in that unfortunate position many times before) Okay... good luck with 'em Yuki... (turns and walks off)
Ayeka/Ryoko: (Both freeze and begin to chase after Tenchi) Tenchi no wait! It's not like--! (both pause with a sigh as the emerge onto the path and Tenchi is gone)
Ryoko: (glares at Ayeka) This is YOUR fault.
Ayeka: (Balls up a fist at Ryoko) MY fault? Your the one that started tugging on Yuki like a rag doll!
Ryoko: What?! (forms fists as well) Your the one that started it! I was just talking to him!
Ayeka/Ryoko: Grrrrr....
Yuki: ( Begins walking down the path again) Riiight... well I'll just leave you ladies alone now...
~~~~~END CHAPTER
Somewhere within the deep recesses of space... there is a warship under the command of a total and complete idiot. That ship is the U.S.S Ugamaki. That place within space is here. That idiot is :
======== =======================: \\ \\ // // ====================: \\ \\ // //___________ \\ \/ // // // || * || // // || * || //= // || * || // \\ =========== ||___*__ || =====Uki // \\ Imaru
( A large black ship hovers in the earths atmosphere, its surface rather shiny and reflective, as if made of extremely clean steel, or a mirror of some sort. Along either side are several plasma cannon turrets. In the center forward part of the ship there is a rather large ruby pad with about a 13 foot radius that is obviously a large beam generator of some sort. Inside would be Yuki Kimaru, asleep with his head upon his desk, still wearing his favorite tan shirt and blue jean jacket. Behind him, the reckless battle tactician Kazuka stands, long pale white hair flowing down to the small of hey back, light green eyes scanning over Yuki. in one hand she held her infamous " BAKA PAN ")
Kazuka: (cooing softly, leaning down to whisper into Yuki's ear) Oh Yuki baby... wake up... ugh.. hey...are you alive? (She lifts a brow and twitches in disgust as Yuki refuses to awaken) Oaf....
@*$# BAM!!! @(%*
Yuki: (awakes with a start and scream of pain as the BAKA PAN smashes the back of his head.) PAIN! HURT! OWWIES! AWAKE!!!
Kazuka: (She giggles slightly and hides the pan behind her back) wakey wakey Yuki.
Yuki: (He wastes no time, and reaches for his laser pistol. However he finds a water gun, though he can't actually tell the difference because he doesn't read the words that say "Water Gun" along the side. But still he holds the gun under Kazuki's chin) What was that for?!
Kazuki: (Notes that the weapon is in fact a squirt gun and slowly removes the pan from behind her back) Do I have to kill you?
~~~ Two Hours Later~~~
(Yuki walks into the main deck with a sigh, and brushes strands of green hair from his eyes as he drops down into his seat. The rather large lump on his head is covered by bandages. He looks to his crew slowly at their work stations, working furiously, which was an odd thing for such a lazy group) Yuki: Hey guys.. what's up?
Zakie: (a boy with a blood red headband and brown hair turns his head to look at Yuki, his head tilts to the side) There you are, you've been asleep for... uh..umm..
Brooke: (Sitting not far from her station, she looks up at Zakie and shakes her head) 3 days now. (Brooke wears dark forest green, and has black eyes and black hair. Her pale skin gives her a frightening look, though if you overlook her pyrokinesis, she's harmless)
Kazuka: (She chuckles slightly, leaning against a wall.) Would have been longer, had I not helped out.
(One thing that should be noted before moving further is that 75% of the group has abnormally long ears. Kazuka and Yuki had extremely long elf like ears, and Brooke's ears were slightly elongated and pointed. Zakie, on the other hand, has normal ears)
Brooke: (Glances at Yuki before clearing her throat) Anyway... I had Kazuka wake you because we are getting high energy readings from the Earth... We need to know if we should investigate it.
Yuki: (stands and removes his now located laser pistol, twirling it upon one finger) Why not? I could use some exc--agh whoops! (His gun slips off of his finger and hits the ground, sending a shower of energy beams through the main deck of the ship)
Others: (charred by beams) Yuuuuukkkiiiiiiiii.....
~~Meanwhile, on Earth~~~
(The energy disturbance was in a wooded area...--or previously wooded area, now it is nothing more than cinders that once were woods-- outside the Masaki residence, in Japan. Apparently, it was yet another of those earth shaking battles Ryoko and Ayeka have so very often. And over, yep, you guessed it, poor tugged-of-war Tenchi, even though he currently wasn't even around them, because He, Sasami, and Ryo-Ohki were sitting outside the radius of battle, watching now almost bored.)
Sasami: (She glances at Tenchi) How much longer do you think they can keep it up?
Tenchi: (He glances back down at Sasami, then back up to the fight, and scratches the back of his head with an innocent chuckle) Honestly I don't know. How long do you think before they'll start it again after they end this one?
Sasami: (She picks Ryo-Ohki up and sets the cabbit upon her head) Not long... just enough time to catch their breath and eat, I suppose.
(Just then Kiyone and Mihoshi walk into the new clearing and sit beside the other three.)
Kiyone: (sighs) They don't know when to quit.
Mihoshi: (She gazed at the battle and then at Kiyone, then back to the battle, tilting her head and giving that ditzy, dazed expression)
(Inside the sphere of the battle area though it was quite different from a peaceful spectator sport, as Ryoko and Ayeka were locked in that oh so furious battle that they were always going on)
Ayeka: (She runs at Ryoko, Juraian logs appearing around her form in an offensive pattern) Now you will die Ryoko! (grits her teeth preparing for Ryoko's imminent counter, knowing it will hurt alot, but pretty sure she will win this time)
Ryoko: (She also darts at her opponent, beam sword flared in her left hand, raised to strike.) We'll see about that princess, I think your gonna die! ( She is also fairly sure she will win this encounter.)
Tenchi: (He leans back) Here it comes...
Kiyone: Yeah... (turns her head to look at Tenchi) it always ends about like this.
(A white beam suddenly cuts the sky and falls between the two enraged women, the explosion of it knocking both of them back a bit, clouds of dust and ash sent up everywhere as the destructive teleporter launched the crew of the Ugamaki into the fray)
Zakie: (coughs and waves away the sand, trying to see and breath) Ack, Brooke! I told you the transporter was working wrong!!
Yuki: (Also finds himself gagging on all the dust, eyes watering with sand grains)
Kazuka/Brooke: (both women were smart enough to shield their faces and as the dust cleared they both exchange a silent grin)
Yuki: (Still rubbing some sand from one eye) Ack... where are we Brooke?
Brooke: (She looked about at all the burnt tree stumps and the piles of ashes) A warzone, I would think.
(The group really weren't paying attention to what was going on around them, well, most of them weren't. As a crimson beam shot past Yuki's face, attempting to hit Ayeka on the other side of the group, who was rather stunned from being blasted back, and was stumbling to her feet.)
Yuki: Tha' hell? (He draws his pistol and ducks down firing an upward angle from there and hitting the beam at that angle, causing it to explode before hitting Ayeka)
Ryoko: (She dashes over and grabs a hold of Yuki's shirt and begins to shake him violently) You moron what'd you do that for!!
Yuki: (being shook around like a rag doll, has little X's over his eyes. He drops his gun in the sudden assault on his person and it discharges when hitting the ground, frying his group yet again, who all proceed to beat on him along with Ryoko)
Kiyone: (She leans over to whisper to Tenchi) Who's the punching bag?
Tenchi: (Whispers back) No idea.
Ayeka: (Her Juraian logs suddenly appear about the group that was pummeling Yuki in the ground and zaps the royal shi-- err.... zaps them away) Stop that! Leave him alone! (She walks over to Yuki and bows graciously to him) I thank you, kind sir, for helping prevent that monster woman from harming me. Not as though she could, but, I still thank you.
Yuki: Owwies... Owwies.... Owwies... Owwies... (struggles to his feet) Owwies... Owwies... (Now grabs a hold of Ryoko's shirt collar and begins yelling in her face) OWWIES! OWWIES! OW--(And Ryoko would punch him in the stomach) OOF ac....Ow...wies....(falls back down)
Ryoko: (Looks down at Yuki) What a moron...(nudges him with her foot. Then kicks him when he tries to twist her ankle)
Ayeka: Miss Ryoko stop harming that man! He might have something important to say or tell. You don't go beating up strangers!
Brooke: (mutters) Actually, he never has anything important to say. Kick the crap out of him. He deserves it.
Kazuka: (Bends down to stick her tongue out at Yuki, not inches away from his face, taunting him)
Yuki: (grabs a hold of Kazuka's tongue and pulls it, the result would be the BAKA PAN being drawn and smacking him over the skull)
Sasami: (Tilts her head to the side) Wow they really don't like that one in the middle.
Tenchi: Yeah. I think he's gonna have a concussion from that frying pan.
Kiyone: Or at least a really nasty head wound.
Yuki: (At this point, with only Ayeka not kicking the stuffings out of him, he begins to crawl along the ground trying to get away, when his hand touches his dropped gun. A grin spread over his face and he turned over on his back, aiming the gun up and firing into Ryoko's face, then Kazuka and then Brooke and THEN Zakie) Back beasts..back I say!!
Ayeka: (She watches curiously as all of them are blown back by the weapon. Even Ryoko was knocked flat by the shot.) Hmmm... I wonder....
Ryoko: ( She fell back as the plasma blast charred her face, landing with a thud on her back, thinking to herself) *Wow... pretty tough kid...Hmmm... maybe I could.....hmm..hmm...* (begins to giggle and then laugh maniacally, not even bothering to get up)
Kazuka:(stands slowly) Yuki I'm going to rip your scalp off of your skull!!
~~~Later that afternoon~~~
( Tenchi was walking along the path home with one of those rather large baskets of carrots upon his back, talking to Yuki who was beside him, hands folded behind his head.)
Tenchi: Yeah... they are pretty destructive. Kind of odd to think that they caused enough energy from that scuffle to draw attention from space.
Yuki: Scuffle??
Tenchi: Yeah. You should see it when they are really mad. (closes his eyes, thinking about that for a moment)
Yuki Oh, I se--a woah (Suddenly yanked into bushes, pulled aside while Tenchi wasn't paying any attention)
Ryoko: (Was on the other side of the bushes, and would catch a hold of his arm and whisper) Hey there Yuki.. can I ask you a favor? (eyes begin to get fake tears) You see that beast girl Ayeka is trying to take away my Tenchi, could you help me kill her, please?
Yuki: (sweatdrop) Uh... eh..
Ayeka: (From the bushes suddenly grabs Yuki's other arm and yanks on him, basically allowing the poor boy to feel Tenchi's every day torture) No, because he is going to help ME kill YOU, aren't you Yuki? Are you gonna side with me or some space criminal?
Yuki: (being pulled apart) Ack.. I.. oww.. lemme go both of you (struggles)
Ryoko: (Ignoring Yuki's writhing, arguing with Ayeka) Yuki is originally a space traveler and fighter, he's going to side with ME.(gives a sharp tug) He wouldn't help some stupid up lil' princess ANYWAY would you Yuki?
Ayeka: Stupid little princess? He would most certainly side with the princess of Jurai, wouldn't you Yuki? (Tugs back, also ignoring Yuki) And anyway, you tried to smash his skull in, he's going to help ME!
Tenchi: (notes Yuki's disappearance and looks about for him, his head popping into the bushy area that Yuki was being argued over) Hey Yuki where'd ya--- (Blinks as he looks upon the scene, nodding slowly, not asking any questions, his own ideas forming in head as he had been in that unfortunate position many times before) Okay... good luck with 'em Yuki... (turns and walks off)
Ayeka/Ryoko: (Both freeze and begin to chase after Tenchi) Tenchi no wait! It's not like--! (both pause with a sigh as the emerge onto the path and Tenchi is gone)
Ryoko: (glares at Ayeka) This is YOUR fault.
Ayeka: (Balls up a fist at Ryoko) MY fault? Your the one that started tugging on Yuki like a rag doll!
Ryoko: What?! (forms fists as well) Your the one that started it! I was just talking to him!
Ayeka/Ryoko: Grrrrr....
Yuki: ( Begins walking down the path again) Riiight... well I'll just leave you ladies alone now...
~~~~~END CHAPTER