Disclaimer: Tenchi Muyo! is (C) someone... Yuki Kimaru, Kazuka, Zakie, Brooke, and the U.S.S. Ugamaki are (C) me. Yeah, that's about it...

Authors note: Gomen all ~,~; I didn't know the symbols would screw up like that, it was supposed to say Yuki Kimaru. Also I am wantin' to cameo someone! I dunno why, I just want some other authors char in here, I guess it'll make me feel more important. So.... if anyone wants to suggest or perhaps volunteer a character, I'd love it. Thanks!



~~~Late that evening~~~

Brooke: (She leans over Yuki and begins to yell rather loudly, her voice echoing throughout the Masaki home and drawing everyone's attention) WHADDA YA MEAN YOU LOST THE TRANSPORTER CONTROL!!

Yuki: (twitches, ears ringing.) Just what I said! (afraid Brooke would yell again he tries to think of a way to distract her from the current problem... unfortunately his immature mind could make on an immature answer.....)

Brooke: (And as Yuki pokes her in the breast she would stop mid yell and blink, glowering with anger, but not yelling anymore) Yuki Kimaru... I...Am...Going....To....Rip....Your finger... From your hand. (She extends both her hands and holds them out, facing each other, fingers curled a little, A ball of fire beginning to form in between her palms)

Yuki: Uh-oh... (hops from his seat and begins to run)

Brooke: (her eyes were glowing bright red) DIE YUKI!!!!! (She hurls the ball of flame at him and connects right in the center of his back, causing him to explode in fire and then fall down, charred to a crisp)

Yuki: (coughs) not as bad as I thought it would be... Ugh...ack...oof!

Brooke: (proceeds to tread over Yuki's spine repeatedly)

Tenchi: (glances around the door to look at the scene.) What tha' ? What did he do now?

Kazuka: (Looks around the other edge of the door) Poked Brooke in in breast to distract her very loud yelling. It's nothing new.

Tenchi: (Raises a brow slowly, a sweatdrop forming)

Kazuka: Just smile and nod, it's totally normal.

Brooke: (sits on Yuki's back while he is down, and proceeds to beat him over the back of the head with a small table) HOW *Bam!* COULD *Bam* YOU *Bam!* LOSE *Bam!* OUR *Bam!* WAY *Bam!* BACK!??

Kazuka:(Upon hearing this walks into the room and sits on the floor not far from Brooke and the poor form of Yuki) He lost the transporter control again?

Brooke: (Looks over at Kazuka and says flatly in a huff of anger at Yuki's stupidity) Yes! We're stranded here for god knows HOW long.

Yuki: (Near dead right about now) I didn't lose it! I gave it to Brooke to FIX!

Brooke: Yes.. (Hits him with the table again) then I FIXED it and put it on your table.

Yuki: (Glares over at Kazuka) Well I couldn't see it because I stumbled out of my room in a hazy CONCUSSION!

Kazuka: (Takes out her BAKA PAN and taps it upon her other palm lightly) Are you saying its my fault? You were well enough conscious to bandage your wound.

Yuki: (Sees the BAKA PAN and faints)

Tenchi: (still watching, he does his best to smile and tries to nod as if he understood it as he walked away.)

Zakie: (Walks in with a yawn) Getting kind of late you guys, don't you think we should get going?

Brooke/Kazuka: Yuki lost the transporter control.

Zakie: Again?

Yuki: Help... me... X_X

Brooke: So, what are we gonna do about this?

Ryoko: (Sort of phases up from the floor, ya guys know that irritating thing she does that I'm talking about) I could escort you people back to your ship on Ryo-Ohki, if You will get Yuki to help me kill Ayeka...

Ayeka: (Standing in the door. she giggles at Ryoko's poor attempt to 'hire' Yuki, or get one of the others to make him) Would you trust that devil woman? If Yuki helps ME kill that woman then I will talk to Kiyone and Mihoshi about allowing passage through their ship. It is a galaxy police ship, so it would be assurably safe, as opposed to miss Ryoko's monster... ship thing.

Kiyone: ( Had strangely enough walked up while Ayeka was talking, and was now right behind her) Someone need a ride on my ship?

Brooke: (Stands and walks over to Kiyone and nods) Yes, could we? Yuki lost our transporter controller.

Ayeka: (blinks) But wait, what about Yuki helping me kill Ryoko?

Kazuka: (picks Yuki up by his hair and drags him across the floor to where Brooke and Kiyone were) Sorry, Yuki isn't a mercenary or anything of the sort.

Ryoko/Ayeka: But... but...

Kiyone: (blinks, tilting her head to the side for a moment) Yeah. I'll give you guys a ride.

Brooke: Thank you miss Kiyone. I'm REALLY sorry that Yuki is stupid.

Kiyone: Riiiiiight....

END CHAPTER~~~~~~~~~~~~