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Thought so.
Aboard the Yagami~~~~
(The ship known as the Yagami, carrying Yuki, Kazuka, Brooke, Zakie, and well duh Kiyone had just attached to one of the hull airlocks with a... um.... extendo.... bridge thingy. ^_^; and Kiyone was showing them off her ship, a bit happily, as they had nearly blown it up when Yuki asked what " That button did ", and then had found out. Kiyone had noted upon the ride up that their ship seemed familiar to her, within her mind of course, her mouth was too busy yelling at Yuki to have said that much. )
Kiyone: Well, goodbye, see you again some time... ( a glare at Yuki) or maybe not? (Shuts the airlock on them before they can respond however, and she gives a sigh of relief after walking back through her ship to sink down into her chair.) Hmm... that's really odd...I could swear I've seen that ship before... I guess I'll take another look. (Flips the main monitor onto the Ugamaki. It did seem quite familiar to her. As the power came onto the ship she got quite an odd surprise as one of the beam cannon turrets turned and fired on the Yagami) Tha' hell?
(Upon the screen A transmission from the other ship would fade in, Yuki upon the screen, attempting to keep Kazuka's hands off his neck)
Yuki: Kiyone what tha' hell's going on?
Kiyone: (cringes as her ship shudders under the blast) Well your FIRING on me!
Yuki: We didn't do anything! Honest! It just started when we turned it on!
Kazuka: You're LYING! You did this somehow!! I'm gonna rip your throat out Yuki!
Zakie( o/s): You guys... we've got a problem....
(The Ugamaki suddenly shot forward and slammed into the front of the Yagami, its spire like spikes driving into the ships hull and locking them together.)
Kiyone: (She is thrown forward and actually out of her seat as her ship would buck wildly under the impact. She does her best to resume her composure)
Brooke:(off screen):The beam cannons energy is rising!!
Yuki:(still struggling with Kazuka, he kicks her in the face and knocks her off) What? That isn't good.
Kiyone: What? What isn't good?!
Yuki: That beam cannon will destroy her ship, and the explosion will kill us all!
Zakie:(o/s) If we can crash the ship into the earth before it fires, we may be able to knock the beam cannon out of place.
Yuki: Maybe.. We'll just have to try. Zakie, log in the crash course coordinates.
Zakie(o/s): Got it.
Kiyone: Wait, so your gonna crash both the ships?
Yuki: Got a problem with it?
Kiyone: YEAH!!
Yuki: We could just explode in space.. ACK!! (Gets up out of his seat and runs from Kazuka)
Brooke:(o/s) 15% energy....
Zakie: We're entering earths atmosphere...
(Everyone seemed to freeze, even Kazuka stopping mid punch under the pressure of the moment. Kiyone crossed her fingers slowly.)
Kiyone: Hey.. wait a minute! My ship isn't going to be on bottom of this! (Taps something into the controls, all her leftward thrusters firing up and causing the ships to spin in position, her thrusters now carrying them down to the earth)
Upon Earth~~~
Tenchi: (Looks up from wherever the crap he currently was, noting the bright scar across the sky that was the two ships reentering the atmosphere.) Hey...what tha heck... is that thing?
(slowly drawing closer, poor Tenchi staring at it until the last minute where he attempted to run right as it hit the ground, the earth-shattering BOOM accompanied by flying debris and such actually throwing him through the door)
Ryoko: (Peeks her head out the door to see the two ships smoking and actually aflame in some places, occupants from either side ) Uh-oh...
Tenchi: (steps back out the door and then steps aside as the five people trudge inside angrily) I take it you'll be staying a while longer, Yuki?
(No one said anything for a good long minute or so inside, until Kiyone broke the silence.)
Kiyone: Ah-ha! I remember NOW! That ship has an automated feature to destroy Galaxy Police ships! If I recall correctly about a hundred years ago it destroyed an entire GP space station. It's a wonder you could come across such a criminal.
Yuki: The ship itself was criminal?
Kazuka: (Hits Yuki rather hard in the back of the head) That's what she said stupid.
Yuki: Well.. at least it can't get worse....
(Then a beam cuts the air outside as a certain beam cannon shot through a certain ship)
Kiyone: Was...that...?
Zakie: Yep.
(The entire house is engulfed in a bright light as both ships exploded, the side of the house facing it being disintegrated in the process.)
Yuki: (Jaw drops as the wall disappears, he immediately begins to search for a place to hide from the angry people, and somehow gets himself into Washu's lab. Apparently... Mihoshi wasn't the only one with the skill to pop up out of nowhere, because that sure as hell is what Yuki did, and latched onto Washu's ankle like a sandbag) Please don't let 'em find me please please please!!!
Washu:What tha? Get off me! (Blinks at Yuki and tries to shake him off, failing though and being thrown off balance and falling against a machine, breaking it.)
Yuki: (gets puppy like eyes ) They'll skin me alive and then.. um.. kill me!!
Washu: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Yuki: (scurries off before Washu gets the chance to hurt him)
Everyone else: (Listening to the angry yelling from within the used to be broom closet)
Kazuka: Yuki is gonna get his face slapped off if he comes out here... (Hefts a table over her head and positions herself over the door)
Brooke: (Prepares a fireball and waits on the other side.)
Tenchi: You guys just like beating on him, don't you?
Kazuka: (nods and then smashes the table down as the door opens... however instead of hitting Yuki, she clonked Washu over the head with the table, and before that could be noticed, the heap of scientist and table was lit aflame thanks to Brooke.)
Yuki: (standing in the doorway, snickering) You guys are in trouble now...
Kazuka:( Instead of worrying about Washu she grabs Yuki's neck) DIE!!!!
Tenchi: (Does his best to form a smile and nods slowly while walking away)
Washi: Ugh...ow.....medic? Please...?
End Chapter~~~~~~~~~~
Aboard the Yagami~~~~
(The ship known as the Yagami, carrying Yuki, Kazuka, Brooke, Zakie, and well duh Kiyone had just attached to one of the hull airlocks with a... um.... extendo.... bridge thingy. ^_^; and Kiyone was showing them off her ship, a bit happily, as they had nearly blown it up when Yuki asked what " That button did ", and then had found out. Kiyone had noted upon the ride up that their ship seemed familiar to her, within her mind of course, her mouth was too busy yelling at Yuki to have said that much. )
Kiyone: Well, goodbye, see you again some time... ( a glare at Yuki) or maybe not? (Shuts the airlock on them before they can respond however, and she gives a sigh of relief after walking back through her ship to sink down into her chair.) Hmm... that's really odd...I could swear I've seen that ship before... I guess I'll take another look. (Flips the main monitor onto the Ugamaki. It did seem quite familiar to her. As the power came onto the ship she got quite an odd surprise as one of the beam cannon turrets turned and fired on the Yagami) Tha' hell?
(Upon the screen A transmission from the other ship would fade in, Yuki upon the screen, attempting to keep Kazuka's hands off his neck)
Yuki: Kiyone what tha' hell's going on?
Kiyone: (cringes as her ship shudders under the blast) Well your FIRING on me!
Yuki: We didn't do anything! Honest! It just started when we turned it on!
Kazuka: You're LYING! You did this somehow!! I'm gonna rip your throat out Yuki!
Zakie( o/s): You guys... we've got a problem....
(The Ugamaki suddenly shot forward and slammed into the front of the Yagami, its spire like spikes driving into the ships hull and locking them together.)
Kiyone: (She is thrown forward and actually out of her seat as her ship would buck wildly under the impact. She does her best to resume her composure)
Brooke:(off screen):The beam cannons energy is rising!!
Yuki:(still struggling with Kazuka, he kicks her in the face and knocks her off) What? That isn't good.
Kiyone: What? What isn't good?!
Yuki: That beam cannon will destroy her ship, and the explosion will kill us all!
Zakie:(o/s) If we can crash the ship into the earth before it fires, we may be able to knock the beam cannon out of place.
Yuki: Maybe.. We'll just have to try. Zakie, log in the crash course coordinates.
Zakie(o/s): Got it.
Kiyone: Wait, so your gonna crash both the ships?
Yuki: Got a problem with it?
Kiyone: YEAH!!
Yuki: We could just explode in space.. ACK!! (Gets up out of his seat and runs from Kazuka)
Brooke:(o/s) 15% energy....
Zakie: We're entering earths atmosphere...
(Everyone seemed to freeze, even Kazuka stopping mid punch under the pressure of the moment. Kiyone crossed her fingers slowly.)
Kiyone: Hey.. wait a minute! My ship isn't going to be on bottom of this! (Taps something into the controls, all her leftward thrusters firing up and causing the ships to spin in position, her thrusters now carrying them down to the earth)
Upon Earth~~~
Tenchi: (Looks up from wherever the crap he currently was, noting the bright scar across the sky that was the two ships reentering the atmosphere.) Hey...what tha heck... is that thing?
(slowly drawing closer, poor Tenchi staring at it until the last minute where he attempted to run right as it hit the ground, the earth-shattering BOOM accompanied by flying debris and such actually throwing him through the door)
Ryoko: (Peeks her head out the door to see the two ships smoking and actually aflame in some places, occupants from either side ) Uh-oh...
Tenchi: (steps back out the door and then steps aside as the five people trudge inside angrily) I take it you'll be staying a while longer, Yuki?
(No one said anything for a good long minute or so inside, until Kiyone broke the silence.)
Kiyone: Ah-ha! I remember NOW! That ship has an automated feature to destroy Galaxy Police ships! If I recall correctly about a hundred years ago it destroyed an entire GP space station. It's a wonder you could come across such a criminal.
Yuki: The ship itself was criminal?
Kazuka: (Hits Yuki rather hard in the back of the head) That's what she said stupid.
Yuki: Well.. at least it can't get worse....
(Then a beam cuts the air outside as a certain beam cannon shot through a certain ship)
Kiyone: Was...that...?
Zakie: Yep.
(The entire house is engulfed in a bright light as both ships exploded, the side of the house facing it being disintegrated in the process.)
Yuki: (Jaw drops as the wall disappears, he immediately begins to search for a place to hide from the angry people, and somehow gets himself into Washu's lab. Apparently... Mihoshi wasn't the only one with the skill to pop up out of nowhere, because that sure as hell is what Yuki did, and latched onto Washu's ankle like a sandbag) Please don't let 'em find me please please please!!!
Washu:What tha? Get off me! (Blinks at Yuki and tries to shake him off, failing though and being thrown off balance and falling against a machine, breaking it.)
Yuki: (gets puppy like eyes ) They'll skin me alive and then.. um.. kill me!!
Washu: GET OUT OF HERE!!
Yuki: (scurries off before Washu gets the chance to hurt him)
Everyone else: (Listening to the angry yelling from within the used to be broom closet)
Kazuka: Yuki is gonna get his face slapped off if he comes out here... (Hefts a table over her head and positions herself over the door)
Brooke: (Prepares a fireball and waits on the other side.)
Tenchi: You guys just like beating on him, don't you?
Kazuka: (nods and then smashes the table down as the door opens... however instead of hitting Yuki, she clonked Washu over the head with the table, and before that could be noticed, the heap of scientist and table was lit aflame thanks to Brooke.)
Yuki: (standing in the doorway, snickering) You guys are in trouble now...
Kazuka:( Instead of worrying about Washu she grabs Yuki's neck) DIE!!!!
Tenchi: (Does his best to form a smile and nods slowly while walking away)
Washi: Ugh...ow.....medic? Please...?
End Chapter~~~~~~~~~~