Disclaimer: Whoever the hell owns Tenchi Muyo is a rich bastard, because
SOMEONE has to be makin' money off that cool show. However that someone is
not me, nor do I claim it to be me. Don't sue me. Sue the rich bastard. He
made me do it. Honest.
Authors' Note: It's been a long while, hasn't it? I'm really sorry to everyone who enjoys this fic that I have kept you waiting so long. Between family trips, computer crashes, back-to-school work, writers' block, and laziness, I havn't been able to post any new chapters in months! Well, fear no more, I wasn't assassinated, or kidnapped, or.. anything else like that. And hopefully more chapters will flow in with my renewed determination to write. Thank you for your all your good reviews, I'm really glad that you like my fic! Okay, if you're still reading, I'm done with my part of this. Now to the funny part in....
Idiot and Company meets "Tenchi Muyo" chapter 4! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!!!
(Day four of the guests stay at the Masaki residence, and, it would seem that Yuki's luck is now looking up, because his wounds are healing, and not a soul is around to keep him from watching the Television, an episode of Ranma 1/2, to be exact.)
Yuki: Teeee..Veeee...(Eyes bloodshot, with black circles beneath them, it's clear to anyone that he's been watching the T.V. for a looooong time. His eyes snap away from the screen and to the door as it opens and Tenchi walks in.) Tenchi: Hey Yuki. Woah, how'd you get all the girls to let you watch T.V.?
Yuki: (His eyes move back to the screen and he speaks with a yawn.) Persuasive power over women. Tenchi: o_o; right. (Sits down beside Yuki) Hey, since you're about to fall asleep anyway, d'you mind if I watch something? I havn't been able to get a decent thirty minutes of television time in months. Yuki: (Glares) You... want... T.V.? YOU... want... T.V.?! Tenchi: ...Y-yeah...
(The door to a darkened room swings open, and a bound and gagged Tenchi is thrown in roughly, landing upon other tied and squirming bodies, which he found to be Ayeka, Washu, Ryoko, Kazuka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Sasami, Brooke, and Zakie.) Yuki: (Dusts off his hands) There we go. (Closes the door and trots back downstairs to watch more television)
(A good four hours later, a rather unhappy crowd trudges down the stairs and into the living room of the home, where there is no longer any furniture, or T.V., just Yuki sitting on the floor, infront of the warm glow of a computer screen. Ryoko was the first to lash out, by grabbing Yuki's hair and yanking him off the floor.) Ryoko: YUKI! TIME TO DI-- Huh? (Glances about.) Where is... everything?! Yuki: I sold all the furniture and the T.V. to get this sweet computer, and a DSL cable connection to the internet, fastest on the market, with a 6 P processor and a-- Ryoko: You sold the T.V.!? (Throws Yuki down, causing him to land upon the computer, the fancy-pants machine exploding in a fireball and charring poor Yuki.) Yuki: (Glances around at the angry mob) Um... Hi, guys? Kazuka: *KA-SMACK*KA-CLANG*KA-OUCH* (Three more head shaped dents in a certain pan) Yuki: (Grits his teeth).... OWWW!! (Brooke lights Yuki's hair on fire, causing him to--obviously--stop, drop, and roll. However he rolled right within stomping range of someone with a metal bottomed boot, who took full advantage of Yuki's hurt position and crushed his spine. When Yuki stood to confront the attack he was knocked painfully onto the ground by Ayeka with a table weilded skillfully in her hands. As he was attempting to pull himself off the ground, Kazuka and Zakie picked him up and threw him out the window. The mob begins to dispurse with the beating done, when Yuki walks back in through the door.) Kazuka: (Grabs Yuki by the collar of his shirt) Don't you know when to stay gone, stupid?! (Before Yuki can respond, the room darkens and a feminine voice echos through the air) Voice: Harm not the one who flows with idiocy, for his blood is mine alone to spill. Yuki:(Hugs Kazuka in a deathlock and screams like a girl.) AH!!! KILLER DISEMBODIED VOICE! UNCOOL!!!! Kazuka: Agh! (Stumbles, and then falls) Ack! Get off of me! No one's going to kill you except ME! Brooke:(She looks around curiously) Could it be a demonic infestation? Ayeka:(Snickers and whispers to Ryoko.) I think she is talking about you, Miss Ryoko. Ryoko: Shut up. (Glancing about, ignoring Ayeka--for the moment.) Zakie: (He on the other hand, instead of trying to peirce the darkness with his eyes, has pulled out high tech equipment from god-knows-where and is scanning it about the room, all star trek like.) Hm..Aha! There is a high plasmatic energy interference right..over... here! ( He picks up a glass and throws it into a corner. A loud *thunk* and "Ow!" is audible, and the darkness fades, revealing in the corner a woman with blonde hair and green clothes.) Woman: Owww! What was that for?! (Rubbing her headwound furiously.) Ow ow ow! Yuki: (Points) Hey! Who are you and why are you threatening me?! Woman: You mean you don't even remember me? Yuki: Uh... ah...hm... umm.. no. Woman:(Sweatdrop) I am Nia Kanikuri! You ran over me with a car and then ran away before I could kick your ass, remember?! Yuki: Oh yeah! That was just an accident. No reason to hunt me down! Nia: You hit me 12 times! Yuki:... Things happen! Nia: -_-; In five minutes! Yuki: Look I'm sorry, alright?!
Nia: IN.. A... BUILDING! Everyone else: (sweatdrop) Yuki: I said I was sorr-- woah wait a minute, can't we talk about this? Nia: (Her eyes glow white, energy forming around her in plasma sparks, palms held facing each other, power drawing into a single point that glowed brighter than a solar light would on a cloudless day.) Yuki... You...Will...Die! (Hurls the energy at him.) I've seen HELL because of you! Yuki: (He ducks under the energy attack, it would fly past and hit the wall behind him, disintigrating it.) Really? How'd you get there? Tenchi: Not the wall AGAIN! Yuki: (Takes off running through the space where the wall was like a frightened, hairless bunny, and finds a hiding spot behind a tree, Nia chasing after him, and everyone else running out for the sake of watching graphic violence. He jumps as he hears the roar of ship thrusters.) Of COURSE she would HAVE to own a warship! (He took off running as a volley of machine gun fire cut the tree he was behind in half. After a bit of this running he took refuge in the wreckage of his ship.) Nia: Damnit! You will DIE Yuki! Yuki: LOOK WHAT I FOUND! ( Drags out of the wreckage a thermal partical plasma cannon and aims it up at Nia's ship.) Nia: Don't you dare! Yuki: (With a squeeze of the trigger, a plasma beam is unleashed and hits Nia's ship, sending it crashing to the ground - Kazuka: O_O Did he just... Brooke: O_O' yeah he did. Ryoko: I wish I had THAT gun! I could decimate a certain snotty princess with it. Ayeka: Who are you calling snotty?! Ryoko: Well, you're the only snot here, soooo... - Nia: (Crying) Yuki! Do you have any idea how much that ship cost?! Yuki: Um... alot? Nia: (Jumps up and shakes Yuki) DAMN STRAIGHT!
End Chaoter.
Authors' Note: It's been a long while, hasn't it? I'm really sorry to everyone who enjoys this fic that I have kept you waiting so long. Between family trips, computer crashes, back-to-school work, writers' block, and laziness, I havn't been able to post any new chapters in months! Well, fear no more, I wasn't assassinated, or kidnapped, or.. anything else like that. And hopefully more chapters will flow in with my renewed determination to write. Thank you for your all your good reviews, I'm really glad that you like my fic! Okay, if you're still reading, I'm done with my part of this. Now to the funny part in....
Idiot and Company meets "Tenchi Muyo" chapter 4! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!!!
(Day four of the guests stay at the Masaki residence, and, it would seem that Yuki's luck is now looking up, because his wounds are healing, and not a soul is around to keep him from watching the Television, an episode of Ranma 1/2, to be exact.)
Yuki: Teeee..Veeee...(Eyes bloodshot, with black circles beneath them, it's clear to anyone that he's been watching the T.V. for a looooong time. His eyes snap away from the screen and to the door as it opens and Tenchi walks in.) Tenchi: Hey Yuki. Woah, how'd you get all the girls to let you watch T.V.?
Yuki: (His eyes move back to the screen and he speaks with a yawn.) Persuasive power over women. Tenchi: o_o; right. (Sits down beside Yuki) Hey, since you're about to fall asleep anyway, d'you mind if I watch something? I havn't been able to get a decent thirty minutes of television time in months. Yuki: (Glares) You... want... T.V.? YOU... want... T.V.?! Tenchi: ...Y-yeah...
(The door to a darkened room swings open, and a bound and gagged Tenchi is thrown in roughly, landing upon other tied and squirming bodies, which he found to be Ayeka, Washu, Ryoko, Kazuka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Sasami, Brooke, and Zakie.) Yuki: (Dusts off his hands) There we go. (Closes the door and trots back downstairs to watch more television)
(A good four hours later, a rather unhappy crowd trudges down the stairs and into the living room of the home, where there is no longer any furniture, or T.V., just Yuki sitting on the floor, infront of the warm glow of a computer screen. Ryoko was the first to lash out, by grabbing Yuki's hair and yanking him off the floor.) Ryoko: YUKI! TIME TO DI-- Huh? (Glances about.) Where is... everything?! Yuki: I sold all the furniture and the T.V. to get this sweet computer, and a DSL cable connection to the internet, fastest on the market, with a 6 P processor and a-- Ryoko: You sold the T.V.!? (Throws Yuki down, causing him to land upon the computer, the fancy-pants machine exploding in a fireball and charring poor Yuki.) Yuki: (Glances around at the angry mob) Um... Hi, guys? Kazuka: *KA-SMACK*KA-CLANG*KA-OUCH* (Three more head shaped dents in a certain pan) Yuki: (Grits his teeth).... OWWW!! (Brooke lights Yuki's hair on fire, causing him to--obviously--stop, drop, and roll. However he rolled right within stomping range of someone with a metal bottomed boot, who took full advantage of Yuki's hurt position and crushed his spine. When Yuki stood to confront the attack he was knocked painfully onto the ground by Ayeka with a table weilded skillfully in her hands. As he was attempting to pull himself off the ground, Kazuka and Zakie picked him up and threw him out the window. The mob begins to dispurse with the beating done, when Yuki walks back in through the door.) Kazuka: (Grabs Yuki by the collar of his shirt) Don't you know when to stay gone, stupid?! (Before Yuki can respond, the room darkens and a feminine voice echos through the air) Voice: Harm not the one who flows with idiocy, for his blood is mine alone to spill. Yuki:(Hugs Kazuka in a deathlock and screams like a girl.) AH!!! KILLER DISEMBODIED VOICE! UNCOOL!!!! Kazuka: Agh! (Stumbles, and then falls) Ack! Get off of me! No one's going to kill you except ME! Brooke:(She looks around curiously) Could it be a demonic infestation? Ayeka:(Snickers and whispers to Ryoko.) I think she is talking about you, Miss Ryoko. Ryoko: Shut up. (Glancing about, ignoring Ayeka--for the moment.) Zakie: (He on the other hand, instead of trying to peirce the darkness with his eyes, has pulled out high tech equipment from god-knows-where and is scanning it about the room, all star trek like.) Hm..Aha! There is a high plasmatic energy interference right..over... here! ( He picks up a glass and throws it into a corner. A loud *thunk* and "Ow!" is audible, and the darkness fades, revealing in the corner a woman with blonde hair and green clothes.) Woman: Owww! What was that for?! (Rubbing her headwound furiously.) Ow ow ow! Yuki: (Points) Hey! Who are you and why are you threatening me?! Woman: You mean you don't even remember me? Yuki: Uh... ah...hm... umm.. no. Woman:(Sweatdrop) I am Nia Kanikuri! You ran over me with a car and then ran away before I could kick your ass, remember?! Yuki: Oh yeah! That was just an accident. No reason to hunt me down! Nia: You hit me 12 times! Yuki:... Things happen! Nia: -_-; In five minutes! Yuki: Look I'm sorry, alright?!
Nia: IN.. A... BUILDING! Everyone else: (sweatdrop) Yuki: I said I was sorr-- woah wait a minute, can't we talk about this? Nia: (Her eyes glow white, energy forming around her in plasma sparks, palms held facing each other, power drawing into a single point that glowed brighter than a solar light would on a cloudless day.) Yuki... You...Will...Die! (Hurls the energy at him.) I've seen HELL because of you! Yuki: (He ducks under the energy attack, it would fly past and hit the wall behind him, disintigrating it.) Really? How'd you get there? Tenchi: Not the wall AGAIN! Yuki: (Takes off running through the space where the wall was like a frightened, hairless bunny, and finds a hiding spot behind a tree, Nia chasing after him, and everyone else running out for the sake of watching graphic violence. He jumps as he hears the roar of ship thrusters.) Of COURSE she would HAVE to own a warship! (He took off running as a volley of machine gun fire cut the tree he was behind in half. After a bit of this running he took refuge in the wreckage of his ship.) Nia: Damnit! You will DIE Yuki! Yuki: LOOK WHAT I FOUND! ( Drags out of the wreckage a thermal partical plasma cannon and aims it up at Nia's ship.) Nia: Don't you dare! Yuki: (With a squeeze of the trigger, a plasma beam is unleashed and hits Nia's ship, sending it crashing to the ground - Kazuka: O_O Did he just... Brooke: O_O' yeah he did. Ryoko: I wish I had THAT gun! I could decimate a certain snotty princess with it. Ayeka: Who are you calling snotty?! Ryoko: Well, you're the only snot here, soooo... - Nia: (Crying) Yuki! Do you have any idea how much that ship cost?! Yuki: Um... alot? Nia: (Jumps up and shakes Yuki) DAMN STRAIGHT!
End Chaoter.