Cast:

Frank N. Furter - Frank N. Furter (Tim Curry look-a-like)

Rocky - Taylor Hanson

Brad - Isaac Hanson

Janet - Stephanie Mitchell

Magenta - Geri Halliwell a.k.a. Ginger Spice

Columbia - Niki Kline

Riff Raff - Lestat (Tom Cruise Clone)

Eddie - Bruce Campbell

Criminologist - Dan (Del Taco spokesman)

Dr. Everett Von Scott - Keanu Reeves

Ralph - Adam Drake

Betty - Megan Lewis

Jerry - Jerry

Scott Moffatt - Himself

Clint Moffatt - Himself

Dave Moffatt and his koala - Themselves

Jennifer Connelly - Herself/It

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Transylvanian #1 (Long Haired Freak) - Bob Moffatt

Transylvanian #2 (Fro Haired Freak) - Kim Applewhite

Transylvanian #3 (Big Fat Beached Whale) - Kelly Blackford a.k.a. Josh's Fiancé

Transylvanian #4 (Somewhat Large, Food Loving Transylvanian) - Zachary Hanson

Transylvanian #5 (Cardboard Cutout) - Frodo Baggins

Transylvanian #6 (Male African American Transylvanian) - Orlando Jones

Transylvanian #7 (Old Lady) - Old Titanic Lady a.k.a. Rose Dawson Calvert a.k.a. Gloria Stuart

Transylvanian #8 (Long Haired Midget Wearing a Snake) - Le Petite Princesse a.k.a. Kiruna Stamell (From Moulin Rouge!)

Transylvanian #9 (Pink Shirt Wearing Gay Transylvanian) - PeeWee Herman

Transylvanian #10 (Tall Fat Guy) - Movie Geek a.k.a. Paul Goebel (From Comedy Central's Beat the Geeks)

Transylvanian #11 (Tall Orange Haired Woman) - Niki's Mother

Transylvanian #12 (Tall Black Haired Grrish Freak) - Raksha LeSprite

Transylvanian #13 (Short Haired Midget) - John Leguizamo

Transylvanian #14 (Tall Bald Mentally Ill King) - Josh Fuller (Stephanie's Next-Door Neighbor)

Transylvanian #15 (Faceless Transylvanian) - Man in the Iron Mask

Transylvanian #16 (Red Headed Transylvanian) - Carrot Top

Transylvanian #17 (Turban Wearing Freak) - Savannah Gignac

Transylvanian #18 (Blue Hat Wearing Transylvanian) - Robert Click