The Chair with Four Legs and Three arms
Go go Power Rangers!
Once there was a Pokemon, a magic magic pokemon that no one has ever heard of before except for me. His/her name was pika-dot-chu.org and we followed pika-dot-chu.org through his quest for mortal combat. He had a degree to kill con queso.
One day pika-dot-chu.org wandered into THE VERIDIAN FORREST!!!
((AN: Freak! How do you know these things about Pokemon!))
Misty ran after pika-dot-chu.org. With her speed and cocaine she chases after him for fourteen hours. Pika-dot-chu.org was getting tired. So pika-dot-chu.org swung his foot hard and with fury. He killed Misty and the Whomping Willow. Ash the twelve year old corpse came and removed his pants kneeled down next to her so he could see her panty hose and started jacking off until he died. He didn't realize until after he was done that she was dead. Then they both came back as zombies and pika-dot-chu.org shocked them with his thundervaccum attack.
So pika-dot-chu.org ran and ran and ran until his legs were so bloody stumped that he could move no more. But that when beefsteak showed up.
((AN: Hey Drew did you know that there is a show called fighting food ons on fox box? How stupid, food turns into these fake pokemon things and kill each other!))
I lied. It was actually weedymon. His power is to drug his opponent with weed. Pika-dot-chu.org didn't want to fight so he played dead. Danny then fell out of the tree and killed Weedymon in the process of falling on a stick and pushing it through his bloody gruesome heart.
But Danny was still alive so he took a pokebitch at pika-dot-chu.org. He flung a pokeball at him. But little did he know, it was not a pokebitch it was glasses. And the pokeball was a rock. Danny then turned into dust. Bannanas.
((AN: Hey Drew! Did you know Bannanas is a Woody Allen movie? I love it!))
Pika-dot-chu.org did not know what was happening for he had his eyes closes, because he was playing dead. So for the next 13 hours he did not flinch nor fart. When at last he saw a dead weedymon, dust, a misty corpse, an naked Ash corpse, and a potatoe. Pika-dot-chu.org got up and walked away with a rock embedded into his skull. At first he was lopsided until finally he just toppled over. He pushed the rock so far in, it became a plant. The plant sprouted out of his head and he became pika-dot-chu.org.net. Pika-dot-chu.org had evolved into pika-dot-chu.org.net. Pika-dot-chu.org was now pika-dot-chu.org.net.
YOU! GEE! OH!
So then pika-dot-chu.org.net left the ice-cream machine and set off for another journey. A.K.A Saffron City.
((AN: Peanut peanut butter and jelly! Fro! Really why do you know this?))
End of chapter one. To be continued. Woof woof.
~Gary Canino Jr.~
Go go Power Rangers!
Once there was a Pokemon, a magic magic pokemon that no one has ever heard of before except for me. His/her name was pika-dot-chu.org and we followed pika-dot-chu.org through his quest for mortal combat. He had a degree to kill con queso.
One day pika-dot-chu.org wandered into THE VERIDIAN FORREST!!!
((AN: Freak! How do you know these things about Pokemon!))
Misty ran after pika-dot-chu.org. With her speed and cocaine she chases after him for fourteen hours. Pika-dot-chu.org was getting tired. So pika-dot-chu.org swung his foot hard and with fury. He killed Misty and the Whomping Willow. Ash the twelve year old corpse came and removed his pants kneeled down next to her so he could see her panty hose and started jacking off until he died. He didn't realize until after he was done that she was dead. Then they both came back as zombies and pika-dot-chu.org shocked them with his thundervaccum attack.
So pika-dot-chu.org ran and ran and ran until his legs were so bloody stumped that he could move no more. But that when beefsteak showed up.
((AN: Hey Drew did you know that there is a show called fighting food ons on fox box? How stupid, food turns into these fake pokemon things and kill each other!))
I lied. It was actually weedymon. His power is to drug his opponent with weed. Pika-dot-chu.org didn't want to fight so he played dead. Danny then fell out of the tree and killed Weedymon in the process of falling on a stick and pushing it through his bloody gruesome heart.
But Danny was still alive so he took a pokebitch at pika-dot-chu.org. He flung a pokeball at him. But little did he know, it was not a pokebitch it was glasses. And the pokeball was a rock. Danny then turned into dust. Bannanas.
((AN: Hey Drew! Did you know Bannanas is a Woody Allen movie? I love it!))
Pika-dot-chu.org did not know what was happening for he had his eyes closes, because he was playing dead. So for the next 13 hours he did not flinch nor fart. When at last he saw a dead weedymon, dust, a misty corpse, an naked Ash corpse, and a potatoe. Pika-dot-chu.org got up and walked away with a rock embedded into his skull. At first he was lopsided until finally he just toppled over. He pushed the rock so far in, it became a plant. The plant sprouted out of his head and he became pika-dot-chu.org.net. Pika-dot-chu.org had evolved into pika-dot-chu.org.net. Pika-dot-chu.org was now pika-dot-chu.org.net.
YOU! GEE! OH!
So then pika-dot-chu.org.net left the ice-cream machine and set off for another journey. A.K.A Saffron City.
((AN: Peanut peanut butter and jelly! Fro! Really why do you know this?))
End of chapter one. To be continued. Woof woof.
~Gary Canino Jr.~