DISCLAIMER: Now then, I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters or anything like that….
Insert from Chardae: The come back of Chardae and Michiki! ^_^ Yippee! Boredom brought this Gwingy story to you! It can even happen to you!
Just Said and Done
A dark atmosphere is present and all that surrounds is blackness. All of a sudden, a figure spins into the area in a bright white blur. The figure stops…the ensemble is of white platforms, white bellbottoms, a white jacket with a light blue blouse underneath, sunglasses, and…a white hat. The figure is recognized as Duo Maxwell. He strikes a pose and light erupts from everywhere and colored floor tiles can be seen…the "Hustle" plays in the background and Duo dances rhythmically to it. Out of the blue, Deathscythe Hell is seen crashing into the room piloted by Relena Peacecraft…who runs past Duo and cries out with her infamous "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeero…!" Duo is left spinning in circles around and around and around…
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
Duo turns off the alarmclock and gets up with a grunt. Another typical nightmare with Hell-ena in it. Will she ever leave him and Heero alone? Probably not. But until then, Duo had a sound plan…
~*~
On waking up to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff" Noin drags herself out of bed and into her gothic garb. She slips in her black pants, black shirt, and black boots. She threw a net-sleeved blouse over her head and resolved to get make-up on. She then put gel in her hands and rubs it throughout her hair. Satisfied with her image, Noin skulks off to her car.
Out in the garage, Une greets Noin with a less-than-cheery smile. Today was just one of those days…Une was tricked by several preps into a high ponytail with pink streaks and a navy blue skirt. Noin used a considerable amount of energy to keep from laughing her ass off as they drove to school.
~*~
After a quick shower, Quatre steps out of the tub with a frilly pink shower cap resting on his head, a pink brush, and wraps himself in a p…urple towel. Suddenly, a loud knocking at the door diverts Quatre's attention and startles him to stutters.
"Ack!"Quatre exclaims as he quickly runs all around his room in a futile attempt to get dressed at the same time as brushing his hair. He ended up being in a very tight knot…clothes everywhere and brush somewhere near his backpack. Someone opens the door with the spare key under the mat and waits patiently in the living room. After hearing such a disturbing racket, the person figures that Quatre is minutes away from falling from the highest window of the house. The tall form walks up the stairs and knocks lightly on the door to Quatre's room.
"Are you alive?" questions Trowa.
Soon, the tip of a pink shower cap is seen coming around the door…
Trowa smirks and points toward Quatre's head. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
Quatre swiftly pulls the cap off, blushing, and mutters "Let's go already…"
~*~
*To school, FINALLY*
Running clear across the school and into class we find a worried Michiki.
"ACK! I'm late again!" she cries. She steps into a nearly empty classroom and looks at her watch again. "I'm five minutes early? It's a MIRACLE!"
One of the only students in the class bursts out laughing. The other student glares menacingly at the laughing baka and kindly pointed out to Michiki that it was daylight saving's time.
"Oh," Michiki states. "Well, thanks for telling me that NOW, Wufei."
"At least you're on time," a voice remarks behind them.
Michiki blushes. "Heero, I didn't see your ent- I mean, YOU come in."
One hour later, Duo FINALLY shows up…jeez! Any later and he would have been mistaken for Michiki herself!
"Do you have a pass?" the teach asks.
Duo draws in a breath. "Nope, I was at the principal's office for student government purposes, " he lies.
After one last suspicious glance from the teach, Duo takes his usual seat in front of Michiki and next to Heero.
Michiki carefully uses her pencil to drag Duo's braid unto her desk as soon as he sits down. She cautiously begins to unbraid Duo's hair in hopes to see it unraveled. Halfway through unbraiding his hair, Duo stares at Michiki.
"Um, err…there was something stuck in your hair and I was getting it out," Michiki fibs and begins to re-braid the hair. "Heh, heh…"
~*~
In the guidance office, a new student is being lectured on the school rules and being utterly confused. In the back, we find Hilde and Wufei carrying on a conversation that should not be talked about in school grounds. Next, Hilde is being called to give the new student a tour of the school.
"Hi, I'm Hilde," Hilde begins. "Come, the quicker we get through with this, the quicker I can get back to flirting with- I mean, covering student government issues with Wufei…"
"Um, ok," the student replies. "I'm Chardae."
"Great, let's begin then."
Hilde commences with dragging Chardae around the hallways.
"And this is the four hundred hall…" Hilde documents.
While walking down the hall, two tall, gorgeous boys pass by Chardae and Hilde. Chardae follows their path with her eyes and falls over cursing under her breath. She then gets back up and stares at their butts again…
"W-who was that?" Chardae asks Hilde.
"Oh, that's just Zechs…"Hilde says indifferently.
"Well let me teeeeeell you, that is one hot guy!" Chardae muses.
All of a sudden, a loud screech is heard down the hallway.
"Heero!" Relena shouts.
"Who the hell is that?" Chardae asks.
"That is Zechs' sister,"Hilde replies.
Chardae almost catches a heartattack.
"THAT…is that hot guy's sister?" asks an astonished Chardae.
Hilde only nods. Soon, another loud voice is heard in the hallway…
"So, Hell-ena, do you prefer your Hero sandwich with or without mayonnaise?" Michiki counters.
Relena gives Michiki a sullen glare before Duo erupts in laughter.
"Hmph!" exclaims a resented Relena while putting her nose, if possible, higher in the air.
Duo finally notices Hilde and runs over to greet her and her new friend.
"Hey Hilde!" Duo begins. "How are things going between you and Wuffie?"
Hilde introduces Duo to Chardae in an attempt to hide her embarrassment.
"Duo, this is Chardae. Chardae, meet Duo," Hilde states.
Chardae takes a step back. "Hi…"
The next thing anyone knows, Michiki rams Relena into a locker for molesting Heero.
"I saaaaaaaw what you did to the poor boy!" starts Michiki. "The nerve of you! Trying to grab his butt!"
Chardae stands shocked and tries to figure all this out in her head. {And my parents thought this was a GOOD school…}
Hilde notices the shocked expression on Chardae's face and decides to drag her away and finishes the tour of the school.
~*~
*LUNCHTIME! *
Chardae is found in third lunch and curses herself.
"HEY! Come over here so you can sit with us!"Duo shouts halfway across the cafeteria.
{Shit} thinks Chardae.
Chardae walks over there since she had no one else to sit with and Hilde wasn't there.
"Hi Duette, Trio, Uno…something Duo." Chardae says as she sits down.
"Let me introduce you to everyone! This is Trowa, Quatre, Heero, and …Michiki."
"Hi!" Michiki states with a big smile.
"That Hell-ena or whatever that girl's name isn't in this lunch, is she?" wonders Chardae.
"Oh no no no no no, thank God." Quatre pipes in.
Chardae lets out a sigh of relief before starting to eat…when she sees someone she knew…then, she was looking past Quatre's head.
"OH MY GOD HE HAS THIS LUNCH!" she mindlessly yells out.
"Who?" Michiki asks while looking around for whatever hot guy Chardae obviously spotted.
Chardae stutters for a while…
"It's…uh…sex!"Chardae shouts…. When everyone looked at her strangely, she tries to correct herself. "I mean, uh…what's his name? Oh! Zechs!"
Everybody looks at Zechs and then they all look back at Chardae.
"Yeah, what about him?" questions Trowa.
Chardae helplessly motions toward the platinum blond-haired boy. "He's hot…"
"Michiki, since you're the only girl here with me, you have GOT to agree…"Chardae pleads.
Michiki stares at Zechs and drools…"uh, he DOES have a cute butt…"
All the guys stare at Michiki as if noticing that she's a girl for the first time.
"Am I sitting at the right table during lunch?" asks Chardae nervously."I mean, you people seem like you've never noticed that Michiki is a girl."
"It's not that," says Duo, breaking the silence.
"It's just that we are so used to her harassing us constantly and hanging out with us normally…" comments Heero.
"Oh…ok, well…that's uh…interesting."
Zechs comes up to the table as if he's seen something for the first time. Chardae freezes, turns bright red, and tries to cover her face. Then, Zechs taps Quatre lightly on the shoulder and hands him a small wad of light purple tissue paper that had been stuck on the bottom of Quatre's shoe since the day begun. Chardae sweatdrops as Quatre turns a pink shade all over, remarkably resembling a piglet. Laughter erupts from their table that continues for five minutes.
"You're all bakas!"Shouts Chardae. They all look at her as if she had just pulled the trigger of a gun. "I have to go!" Chardae runs away only to trip and fall…"Ah! SHIT!" near Zechs' feet. Chardae looks up to see Zechs staring at her and suddenly, her face turns fuschia.
All of a sudden, Chardae becomes one of the group by jumping up and telling Zechs "I don't care if you're older than me, I'll chase after you anyway! Zechs, sex, Zechsy, sexy…"Chardae muses. "Whatever!"
A large cheering session can be heard from the group trying to press Chardae on.
"Strip for him, girl!" Duo suggests.
"Ask him out!" suggests Quatre.
"Make him surrender to your will!" Trowa suggests.
"Braid his hair?"Heero figures. The boys look at him oddly.
"Jump him right there!"Michiki yells.
Due to such embarrassment in front of the entire cafeteria, Chardae runs to the girls' bathroom and locks herself in there. The ever-clever Michiki calls Hilde to the rescue.
"Are you ok in there?"Hilde asks bemusedly.
"NO! I was embarrassed in front of Zechs and the whole cafeteria, I'm never going to show my face around here again!" replies Chardae from inside the bathroom.
Hilde asks Duo "What did you guys do to her?"
The boys answer in chorus "We didn't do anything!"
Chardae screams "That's a LIE!"
Noin and Une saunter up to the girls' bathroom and Noin picks the lock.
"Whether it be a lie or not, others still need to use the bathroom,"says Noin. Chardae looks at the Senior girl with a bit of guilt in her eyes.
"I'm sorry, I didn't think about that," answers Chardae as she steps out of the bathroom.
"Speaking of being sorry,"begins Duo. "I'm sorry for instigating the cheering."
"And I'm sorry for adding to it!"
"I'm sorry for suggesting things loudly."
"I'm sorry I ever said anything!"
"And I'm sorry for suggesting to braid his hair like Duo's…" Everyone stares at Heero for a moment before going back to make Chardae feel better.
After a while, Chardae couldn't resist but to forgive the whole lot. "It's my first day here, damn it…" she mutters to no one in particular.
"Oh, my first day here was even WORSE,"Michiki recalls."The moment I stepped into class…."
~MICHIKI'S FLASHBACK~
"Students, we have a new student in our class…"began the teach."The name of the student joining us is Michi-"
Michiki entered the class, slipped on the recently buffed floor, hits the back of her head with the door, and falls unconscious to the floor. Quatre had the terrible luck of being chosen to drag Michiki to the nurse's office where Michiki awakes, startled. After confusing Quatre for a girl, Michiki threw herself at the confused boy stating that he had `saved her life'. For the following three weeks, Michiki was obsessed with chasing after Quatre anywhere and everywhere…
~END OF MICHIKI'S FLASHBACK~
Well, at least Michiki cheers Chardae up a bit after the humiliating memory! Sooner than later, Chardae forgets about the entire incident. Finally, Chardae asks Michiki something she's been meaning to ask for a while now…"Why do you hang out with so many bakas?"
Michiki blinks. "They're sexy!"
"Yeah, but half of them are also gay…"Chardae points out.
"Sure they're gay, but they're hot, sexy, nice, polite to me, and they all hate Relena as much as I do…"Michiki contradicts. "Don't you see the kinship?"
Michiki and Chardae sigh. "And it's not like we'll ever be able to make them straight…"
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