Author's note: Sorry this chapter's a bit short! I have too many ideas and
can't shove them all in this part!! ^-^;
Part Eight
The next few days of school turn out to be the worst for the gang and their classmates. To begin, Chardae issues a challenge to Shane on whom will win Zechs' affections. Wufei and Hilde are in disagreement due to Wufei's stubbornness on helping Hilde with the math homework. Heero and Duo are having a hard time shaking Relena off their tails. Zechs is frustrated on not finding Chardae anywhere. Michiki, however, is happy with finding new friends like Kodomi and Shane.
It was a new quarter for all the students in Gundam High. Chardae looks at the sky in despair as she finds that most of her classes are with both Zechs and Shane. Chardae slumps into a chair and dozes off suddenly. All of a sudden, the teacher can be heard: "Zechs, sit next to Chardae."
Chardae wakes up with a start.
"Huh?" Chardae mutters. "OhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGod!"
Zechs frowns slightly before giving Chardae a smile and greeting. Zechs takes his seat.
"So, where have you been?" Zechs asks.
Chardae opens her mouth to answer when, out of the blue, Shane saunters up to Zechs and gives him a hug. Shane greets Chardae and Zechs before sitting down behind them.
'You dumb motherfucking ho!'Chardae thinks to herself. 'I will beat the shit out of you if you keep on messing with my man!'
When the class is seated, the teacher introduces herself and hands out a syllabus for all to read. Half of the class falls asleep during the first lecture of the quarter. The teacher sighs. She was about to reach over to grab a transparency sheet when she trips over the extension cord of the overhead and falls on her face.
The students erupt in laughter until Zechs helps the teacher up. The teacher thanks Zechs before slipping the transparency on the overhead in a flustered matter.
'I've lost them forever,' the teacher thinks to herself.
In the meanwhile, Quatre is busy trying to find his new class. He asks as many people on the whereabouts of Mr. Scroggin's class *note: that is Chardae's substitute teacher in history irl* A hand touches Quatre's shoulder as he enters the classroom. Trowa gives Quatre a brilliant smile and Quatre smiles back. They enter the room together to find Wufei with his back turned towards the blackboard and talking ceaselessly to the girl behind him.
Trowa and Quatre greet Wufei and sit down.
"Remember the name Hilde?" Quatre remarks. "Your girlfriend?"
Wufei gives Quatre an indignant stare, as the girl behind him blushes frantically. Before Wufei could comment on anything that came out of Quatre's mouth, however, the teacher enters the room.
"Good morning class," Mr.Scroggin begins, "today on the first day of class, we'll be watching a video."
Mr.Scroggin pops a video in the VCR and the class quiets down.
"Hello, I'm Cleo," the lady in the video begins, "and today, I'll be your guide on the joys of sexual intercourse."
"Oh.my.God, I can't believe I'm stuck in this class," Wufei mutters under his breath.
"Oooooh, this will be interesting," Quatre remarks.
Wufei gives Quatre a glare to try to shut him up and ruin his spirit, which fails miserably.
"Now, first we'll be learning about the wonders of the male sex organ, the penis."
Trowa raises an eyebrow in wonder.
"As we all know, when a male gets 'horny,' his penis rises."
"That's it, I'm going to sleep," Wufei mumbles.
"And sometimes, when he gets too horny, the male ejaculates," the lady continues, "ladies, you can recognize this by a bulge protruding out of a boy's pants."
Quatre and Trowa's eyes widen when the video portrays a picture of.*you get my drift*
In Physical Ed, we find Michiki and two new friends, Heero in Team Sports, and Relena in Gym class. After getting changed, Michiki and her new friends chat about how their day has gone so far. All was perfectly fine until Michiki's new friend, Mosiom, spotted Heero Yuy.
Shall we say.love at first sight? Yes, Mosiom was in love.with Heero's biker pants! The next thing any of them knew, Mosiom began contemplating a plan to steal Heero's biker pants.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Karia questions Mosiom.
"Are you kidding!?" Mosiom replies. "I love his biker pants! I must have them!"
"And just how are you planning on doing this, Mosi?" Michiki wonders.
"It's easy.you get his pants from the boys' locker room while Karia and I keep a look-out.then, I grab them and hide them!" Mosiom tells Michiki.
"What a sound plan." Michiki says sarcastically.
"Well, do you have a better plan?" Mosiom challenges.
"Yes, how about you steal the pants since you are the one that wants them so badly!" Michiki answers.
"Aww fine." States Mosiom. "Let's hurry before the boys get back from track!"
So.Karia, Michiki, and Mosiom steal Heero's biker pants. Twenty minutes later, the boys get back from track, as expected. Heero stalks past Michiki as if suspecting something and Michiki sweatdrops. The feeling did not last long, for, Relena sneaked up behind Heero in a sneak- attack which surprised all.
The first person to come back to their senses is Karia.
"What the hell do you think you're doing here, Relena!?" Karia exclaims.
"Yeah, I thought we got rid of you!" Michiki muses as she remembers the fight Relena and Chardae had.
"Obviously, I'm not so easy to get rid of," Relena snaps as she flips her hair snobbishly.
"What-e-ver!" Karia continues. "That's only if and when one of us jump you like Chardae did yesterday!" Karia points at Relena's black eye and lost teeth while Heero chuckles in amusement.
All went well.until Heero realizes that he was missing something that he obviously had before. Before long, a panicked voice rings out from the boys' locker room.
"Yeek! WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?" Heero yells.
For some odd reason, Heero immediately runs towards Michiki.
"Where-are-my-pants?" Heero bites out.
"Why whatever are you accusing me of knowing where your pants are, Heero?" Michiki taunts evilly. "You lost them, you say?"
Suddenly, Heero sees Mosiom holding up his pants to the sun in order to get a better look at them and talking to Karia all the while. He stampedes up to them.
"Uh-oh." Michiki whispers. "We're in trouble!"
Michiki dashes and grabs on to one of Heero's feet in an attempt to stop him. Unfortunately, she ends up being dragged across the ground while still holding on to his foot. Heero finally manages to reach the two girls, Michiki and all.
"May I ask what you are doing with my pants?" Heero mumbles.
Mosiom immediately hides the pants behind her and Karia stands in front of Mosiom shielding her.
"Pants?" Karia asks. "What pants?"
"The pants behind your back," says Heero while pointing at Mosiom. "Please, may I have them back?"
"Hmm.let me think about it," Mosiom states. "Uh.NO!" That being said, Mosiom makes a mad dash across the basketball court with Heero at her heels.and Michiki still being dragged by Heero's foot!
"Get me back my pants!" Heero bellows as he stops for a breath of air. "I don't have any other clothes to change in!"
Whatever Heero tries is useless. There is no way that Mosiom will return his biker pants that day. Heero resorts to borrow one of Duo's shorts *Duo's smart and has extra pairs in his locker* for the remainder of the day.
Part Eight
The next few days of school turn out to be the worst for the gang and their classmates. To begin, Chardae issues a challenge to Shane on whom will win Zechs' affections. Wufei and Hilde are in disagreement due to Wufei's stubbornness on helping Hilde with the math homework. Heero and Duo are having a hard time shaking Relena off their tails. Zechs is frustrated on not finding Chardae anywhere. Michiki, however, is happy with finding new friends like Kodomi and Shane.
It was a new quarter for all the students in Gundam High. Chardae looks at the sky in despair as she finds that most of her classes are with both Zechs and Shane. Chardae slumps into a chair and dozes off suddenly. All of a sudden, the teacher can be heard: "Zechs, sit next to Chardae."
Chardae wakes up with a start.
"Huh?" Chardae mutters. "OhmyGodOhmyGodOhmyGod!"
Zechs frowns slightly before giving Chardae a smile and greeting. Zechs takes his seat.
"So, where have you been?" Zechs asks.
Chardae opens her mouth to answer when, out of the blue, Shane saunters up to Zechs and gives him a hug. Shane greets Chardae and Zechs before sitting down behind them.
'You dumb motherfucking ho!'Chardae thinks to herself. 'I will beat the shit out of you if you keep on messing with my man!'
When the class is seated, the teacher introduces herself and hands out a syllabus for all to read. Half of the class falls asleep during the first lecture of the quarter. The teacher sighs. She was about to reach over to grab a transparency sheet when she trips over the extension cord of the overhead and falls on her face.
The students erupt in laughter until Zechs helps the teacher up. The teacher thanks Zechs before slipping the transparency on the overhead in a flustered matter.
'I've lost them forever,' the teacher thinks to herself.
In the meanwhile, Quatre is busy trying to find his new class. He asks as many people on the whereabouts of Mr. Scroggin's class *note: that is Chardae's substitute teacher in history irl* A hand touches Quatre's shoulder as he enters the classroom. Trowa gives Quatre a brilliant smile and Quatre smiles back. They enter the room together to find Wufei with his back turned towards the blackboard and talking ceaselessly to the girl behind him.
Trowa and Quatre greet Wufei and sit down.
"Remember the name Hilde?" Quatre remarks. "Your girlfriend?"
Wufei gives Quatre an indignant stare, as the girl behind him blushes frantically. Before Wufei could comment on anything that came out of Quatre's mouth, however, the teacher enters the room.
"Good morning class," Mr.Scroggin begins, "today on the first day of class, we'll be watching a video."
Mr.Scroggin pops a video in the VCR and the class quiets down.
"Hello, I'm Cleo," the lady in the video begins, "and today, I'll be your guide on the joys of sexual intercourse."
"Oh.my.God, I can't believe I'm stuck in this class," Wufei mutters under his breath.
"Oooooh, this will be interesting," Quatre remarks.
Wufei gives Quatre a glare to try to shut him up and ruin his spirit, which fails miserably.
"Now, first we'll be learning about the wonders of the male sex organ, the penis."
Trowa raises an eyebrow in wonder.
"As we all know, when a male gets 'horny,' his penis rises."
"That's it, I'm going to sleep," Wufei mumbles.
"And sometimes, when he gets too horny, the male ejaculates," the lady continues, "ladies, you can recognize this by a bulge protruding out of a boy's pants."
Quatre and Trowa's eyes widen when the video portrays a picture of.*you get my drift*
In Physical Ed, we find Michiki and two new friends, Heero in Team Sports, and Relena in Gym class. After getting changed, Michiki and her new friends chat about how their day has gone so far. All was perfectly fine until Michiki's new friend, Mosiom, spotted Heero Yuy.
Shall we say.love at first sight? Yes, Mosiom was in love.with Heero's biker pants! The next thing any of them knew, Mosiom began contemplating a plan to steal Heero's biker pants.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" Karia questions Mosiom.
"Are you kidding!?" Mosiom replies. "I love his biker pants! I must have them!"
"And just how are you planning on doing this, Mosi?" Michiki wonders.
"It's easy.you get his pants from the boys' locker room while Karia and I keep a look-out.then, I grab them and hide them!" Mosiom tells Michiki.
"What a sound plan." Michiki says sarcastically.
"Well, do you have a better plan?" Mosiom challenges.
"Yes, how about you steal the pants since you are the one that wants them so badly!" Michiki answers.
"Aww fine." States Mosiom. "Let's hurry before the boys get back from track!"
So.Karia, Michiki, and Mosiom steal Heero's biker pants. Twenty minutes later, the boys get back from track, as expected. Heero stalks past Michiki as if suspecting something and Michiki sweatdrops. The feeling did not last long, for, Relena sneaked up behind Heero in a sneak- attack which surprised all.
The first person to come back to their senses is Karia.
"What the hell do you think you're doing here, Relena!?" Karia exclaims.
"Yeah, I thought we got rid of you!" Michiki muses as she remembers the fight Relena and Chardae had.
"Obviously, I'm not so easy to get rid of," Relena snaps as she flips her hair snobbishly.
"What-e-ver!" Karia continues. "That's only if and when one of us jump you like Chardae did yesterday!" Karia points at Relena's black eye and lost teeth while Heero chuckles in amusement.
All went well.until Heero realizes that he was missing something that he obviously had before. Before long, a panicked voice rings out from the boys' locker room.
"Yeek! WHERE ARE MY PANTS!?" Heero yells.
For some odd reason, Heero immediately runs towards Michiki.
"Where-are-my-pants?" Heero bites out.
"Why whatever are you accusing me of knowing where your pants are, Heero?" Michiki taunts evilly. "You lost them, you say?"
Suddenly, Heero sees Mosiom holding up his pants to the sun in order to get a better look at them and talking to Karia all the while. He stampedes up to them.
"Uh-oh." Michiki whispers. "We're in trouble!"
Michiki dashes and grabs on to one of Heero's feet in an attempt to stop him. Unfortunately, she ends up being dragged across the ground while still holding on to his foot. Heero finally manages to reach the two girls, Michiki and all.
"May I ask what you are doing with my pants?" Heero mumbles.
Mosiom immediately hides the pants behind her and Karia stands in front of Mosiom shielding her.
"Pants?" Karia asks. "What pants?"
"The pants behind your back," says Heero while pointing at Mosiom. "Please, may I have them back?"
"Hmm.let me think about it," Mosiom states. "Uh.NO!" That being said, Mosiom makes a mad dash across the basketball court with Heero at her heels.and Michiki still being dragged by Heero's foot!
"Get me back my pants!" Heero bellows as he stops for a breath of air. "I don't have any other clothes to change in!"
Whatever Heero tries is useless. There is no way that Mosiom will return his biker pants that day. Heero resorts to borrow one of Duo's shorts *Duo's smart and has extra pairs in his locker* for the remainder of the day.