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"Who are we? We are the JWo. What are we? Very highly funded world social organization to stop all alien and human productions of mass weaponry and undeveloped mass of new weaponry. What do we do for a living? We terminate all un socialable development of alien/human destruction. Do we have a family, friends, life? No we don't due to the social emotions of life our past are erased until you leave JWo it kept in a huge memory expansion computer. What do we wear in daylight? We are official told to wear black, dark green, navy blue and any disguise to accomplish our mission objectives. Red and bright colours are not allowed. Are there such things as life outside us? The answer is yes UFO and America's area 51 it was designed to keep humans and aliens from other planets in secret. Since 1979 we known that the existances of other humans on other planets in other systems were alive and were coming to visit. A few people have seen these sightings we eliminated their memory of that incident. You can all think this looks like the movie MIB heh... but this is real truly real. Watch the birdy! (A huge flash covers the screen) After reading everything in this story you will review and remember nothing about this.
" So close!" Agent Snake yelled as he continued to hide against the walls. He spun half way and shot the closest man alive with his submachine guns. " Die bitch die!" Suddenly a shadow came behind him and put a bullet through his heart. "Ah!" Snake yelled as he went black. Agent Lance took the simalator Lens off him. " How can you lose with submachine guns? They are fast and rapid!" "So it isn't hard to die." Snake said as he walked away. "I don't believe it he killed three crappy guys with over 69000 rounds of ammunition in three hours he got shot 5 times in total of arms and legs and his back. That the worst record almost!" "Yeah the worse was I think Joel when he first tried with 1750 pistols he told 9 hours and killed one guy!" Debbie laughed " Why would he use a pistol from back then when we told him he can use missile launchers?" Tenshi asked with a disturbed look. " I never got chance to beat this even through, the most I killed was 9 guys and over 72 000 rounds of ammunition and 50 thousand dollars of simalated property." " I did better than you 16 guys down, 0 dollar of destruction and 41 000 rounds." Debbie smiled cheerfully " Duh! You designed this simalation model of course your good at it!" Tenshi sighed as he walked to the elavator. " Welcome to Joel's office where sex and porn lives!" The computer said "What!" Tenshi said as he looked at the computer. "Change access to Welcome to Joel's Office access code 23659." Tenshi said as he muttered "Stupid joking worms they always pranks Joel." "Hey Joel!" Tenshi said with a smile as he walked in. "Wassup?" Joel said with a frown. Tenshi threw on the table a small box wrapped in golden wrapping. " What is it?" joel asked looking at it. " You can't see a 24k gold diamond ring box?" Tenshi said as his mouth dropped open in shock. "Give it to Linda. I paid for the ring you just got to ask." Tenshi grinned "No way I can't it not the money I will keep it but I am not asking her with a 4 thousand dollar ring." Joel said shaking his head. " What? It 54 596 dollars that not including tax." Tenshi laughed "What? Really 54 000 sweet! Still not giving her I need to know her better." Joel said as he turned his head away from ring but kepted his eye on it. "Joel you liked Linda since you were 14 your almost 25 you known her for almost 11 years!" Tenshi said as he sat down. " I known her for 10 years but I seen her for 5 years only." Joel said "Five years is a long time very long time." Tenshi said as he got up and walked to the door. " Good luck my friend." Tenshi said as he walked into the elavator.
"Sigh...most of the gifts were for me to give to Linda. Lance gave me a 24 gold diamond necklace, Debbie gave me 24k gold bracelet, Tasha gave me two 24k gold diamond chains with a picture frame in each, Jackie gave me a 24k diamond watch it for a girl, Crash our new recruit gave me a diamond picture frame and Zero gave me a wedding coupon all them worth 54 000 dollar to 59 000 or so. They all for me to give to Linda. I don't believe it! It my birthday tomorrow!" Joel pouted as threw his head back.
" Hows the banners, balloons and food coming along?" Crash asked Linda " It coming great we got 63, 10 pound cakes ready for tomorrow, we got enough candles, 1523648 cans of cola we order pepsi and others also, we got 700 balloons 52 tables in for the dining room and 850 chickens that about it I think...oh yeah we have 960 boxes of candy also we have the karoke ready for joel to sing." Linda smiled at Crash. Crash looked at Linda in horror he looked like he wasn't breathing. "Linda that enough food to feed China! All of it even the dogs and cats! You trying to stuff us like turkeys? I won't need food for a year I won't sleep for 11 months and I will have diabetes actually the whole organization will!" Crash yelled " Wow really 11 months cool! We can play pokèman all night!" Linda joked with him as she turned around to continue helping the food and the banners. " I am going nuts! Why would I want to play pokeeman in the middle of night with her! I won't need to learn straigies I be unstopable at a game that stupid! I am 24!" Crash cried as he walked slowly away from her. " Hey Crash!" Debbie said as he gave him a hug. " Don't talk to me I need the washroom after tomorrow my new home will be there." Crash said as he walked into the washrooms. "Okie... hey Jackie!" Debbie yelled in her face. " Don't need to yell I am right here! Joel gave me a mission two days ago. I am exhausted" Jackie said as Debbie and her walked to Jwo lounge. "What kind?" Debbie asked " We had to get water seekers to blow up tomorrow it will send spark up for about 2 hours with Linda name." Jackie sighed " He loves Linda so much why doesn't he ask her we gave him hundred thousand worth of gold and diamonds for him to give Linda." Debbie threw her head back biting her lip. " Only on days like these when it Joel birthday is there so much people in this building. Usally there only a few hundred here most on missions today we got couple few thousands." Debbie told Jackie "Yeah I know Joel should be happy couple thousand people honouring birthday if that happen to me I would cry for joy!" Jackie laughed as Snake walked by his regular unhappy look changed into a snare as he walked out of the lounge and sat down in a corner. " Joel this Joel that! They aren't going to be laughing tomorrow after this. Joel you hours are numbered heh heh heh..." Snake laughed as a agent walked by "What the fuck are you sitting there up and get me a cup of coffee! Lazy ass!" The Agent said as Snake stood up and said " Yes sir as he ran off to get coffee.
" Happy Birthday Joel!" All the agent's yelled at him as they all point presents at him. "I think I'm deaf..." Tenshi said as he continued to drink his coke. After 4 hours of Joel singing 'Only you' to Linda. Snake took out his Tranqulizer and aimed at Joel. "BIZZ!" A noise and a beam of electricity shocked Joel right in the head. " You Asshole!" Lance yelled as everyone dropped down cold. " I drugged y'all with sleeping powder!" Snake laughed as he grabbed Joel and ran out of the lounge. Lance and Tenshi stood up immediately after Snake left and looked at each other for a sec and ran after the bastard. " He gone..." Lance said as Tenshi took out black shades and put them on. "I see the bastard! He on a glider! X ray Shades work!" Tenshi smiled as they ran like hell into the Transportation Section and got into MD6's. " Son of gun! JWo never issue glider allowed to be used!" Tenshi yelled over the tranmission " Then again JWo never allowed Joel to be captured by a under rate moron!" Lance laughed as they flew against Snake glider "Shit he is fastass!" Tenshi said as both MD6 released 2 missile from the missile hangars inside the cars. " You sure Joel is going to survive if those mission hit him?" Lance asked suddenly there was a huge silence and a cough. "Just get him." Tenshi said "Shit he going to break the sound barrier!" Lance yelled as one of the missile hit the glider. " Good Shit!" Tenshi yelled as Snake opened his jet pack just as his glider blew up. " Fuck now we got to chase him in jet..." Lance was interrupted by claws ripping both their car mantals! " What the hell it a golem!" Tenshi yelled as he took out his Moth Cannon. Which appeared to be a little canistor with a needle head and a trigger handle. " That isn't going to hurt him." Lance yelled over the intercom. " Oh yeah?" Tenshi asked as he opened the MD6's cockpit and shot the golem's arm that was holding his hovercar. Tenshi flew back and the golem arm fell off right onto the ground releasing him. " Nice eh?" Tenshi asked Lance " Sweet shit!" Lance yelled as Tenshi jumped out of the car right onto the golem head with a BANG. " We are a type of men, we are the good men that protect those guys. (pointing at the other hovercars) You however are the type of men that should be dead!" He point the Cannon at the only eye of the golem and pulled the trigger resulting in the golem head explosing and tearing the steel in half taking the body with it. Tenshi went flying back hitting Lance car. " Alright we kick ass!" Tenshi yelled as he shot his Cannon upwards blowing up two hovercars. " Shit!" Tenshi yelled "Yeah those cars look like alien type BMW's we in trouble." Lance said "No not those idiots! Joel! Snake got him!" Tenshi whispered. Suddenly Snake hears a mile away. "Snake fuck you! Give us back JOEL!"
" We couldn't find Joel..." Tenshi said sitting down with sighs... " Tenshi it ok." Linda said " No it not! He didn't even cut all the cakes." We got 63 cakes waiting for him. All that cake can feed all of Hong Kong! You know what Linda you take over for Joel until we find him." Tenshi said Two hours later... " I purpose that Agent L of computer research and development of sector 1 take over for Joel. Who agrees with me and disagrees vote now all heads of the departments." Tenshi shouted to all the head of Sector departments. " Agent T of Sector 1 all votes says yes for your comrade, Agent L to be head of JWo. Meeting adjourned." Agent Bruce of Sector 5 said as all the head of the sectors walked of the Meeting room.
" I don't believe I let you push me into this I really don't how could you?" Linda asked " Well the organzation now is LWo even through we are called JWo still." Tenshi replied " I like that." Linda smiled " Now we considerate on finding Joel." Debbie said closing her eyes. " Yeah..." Tenshi sighed
JWo chapter one ended... What do you think I hope you like it I think it great give me all your review plz!!! Chapter 2 be up shortly!
02/07/20
Author Note: don't blink! (flash) remember this is real.
"Who are we? We are the JWo. What are we? Very highly funded world social organization to stop all alien and human productions of mass weaponry and undeveloped mass of new weaponry. What do we do for a living? We terminate all un socialable development of alien/human destruction. Do we have a family, friends, life? No we don't due to the social emotions of life our past are erased until you leave JWo it kept in a huge memory expansion computer. What do we wear in daylight? We are official told to wear black, dark green, navy blue and any disguise to accomplish our mission objectives. Red and bright colours are not allowed. Are there such things as life outside us? The answer is yes UFO and America's area 51 it was designed to keep humans and aliens from other planets in secret. Since 1979 we known that the existances of other humans on other planets in other systems were alive and were coming to visit. A few people have seen these sightings we eliminated their memory of that incident. You can all think this looks like the movie MIB heh... but this is real truly real. Watch the birdy! (A huge flash covers the screen) After reading everything in this story you will review and remember nothing about this.
" So close!" Agent Snake yelled as he continued to hide against the walls. He spun half way and shot the closest man alive with his submachine guns. " Die bitch die!" Suddenly a shadow came behind him and put a bullet through his heart. "Ah!" Snake yelled as he went black. Agent Lance took the simalator Lens off him. " How can you lose with submachine guns? They are fast and rapid!" "So it isn't hard to die." Snake said as he walked away. "I don't believe it he killed three crappy guys with over 69000 rounds of ammunition in three hours he got shot 5 times in total of arms and legs and his back. That the worst record almost!" "Yeah the worse was I think Joel when he first tried with 1750 pistols he told 9 hours and killed one guy!" Debbie laughed " Why would he use a pistol from back then when we told him he can use missile launchers?" Tenshi asked with a disturbed look. " I never got chance to beat this even through, the most I killed was 9 guys and over 72 000 rounds of ammunition and 50 thousand dollars of simalated property." " I did better than you 16 guys down, 0 dollar of destruction and 41 000 rounds." Debbie smiled cheerfully " Duh! You designed this simalation model of course your good at it!" Tenshi sighed as he walked to the elavator. " Welcome to Joel's office where sex and porn lives!" The computer said "What!" Tenshi said as he looked at the computer. "Change access to Welcome to Joel's Office access code 23659." Tenshi said as he muttered "Stupid joking worms they always pranks Joel." "Hey Joel!" Tenshi said with a smile as he walked in. "Wassup?" Joel said with a frown. Tenshi threw on the table a small box wrapped in golden wrapping. " What is it?" joel asked looking at it. " You can't see a 24k gold diamond ring box?" Tenshi said as his mouth dropped open in shock. "Give it to Linda. I paid for the ring you just got to ask." Tenshi grinned "No way I can't it not the money I will keep it but I am not asking her with a 4 thousand dollar ring." Joel said shaking his head. " What? It 54 596 dollars that not including tax." Tenshi laughed "What? Really 54 000 sweet! Still not giving her I need to know her better." Joel said as he turned his head away from ring but kepted his eye on it. "Joel you liked Linda since you were 14 your almost 25 you known her for almost 11 years!" Tenshi said as he sat down. " I known her for 10 years but I seen her for 5 years only." Joel said "Five years is a long time very long time." Tenshi said as he got up and walked to the door. " Good luck my friend." Tenshi said as he walked into the elavator.
"Sigh...most of the gifts were for me to give to Linda. Lance gave me a 24 gold diamond necklace, Debbie gave me 24k gold bracelet, Tasha gave me two 24k gold diamond chains with a picture frame in each, Jackie gave me a 24k diamond watch it for a girl, Crash our new recruit gave me a diamond picture frame and Zero gave me a wedding coupon all them worth 54 000 dollar to 59 000 or so. They all for me to give to Linda. I don't believe it! It my birthday tomorrow!" Joel pouted as threw his head back.
" Hows the banners, balloons and food coming along?" Crash asked Linda " It coming great we got 63, 10 pound cakes ready for tomorrow, we got enough candles, 1523648 cans of cola we order pepsi and others also, we got 700 balloons 52 tables in for the dining room and 850 chickens that about it I think...oh yeah we have 960 boxes of candy also we have the karoke ready for joel to sing." Linda smiled at Crash. Crash looked at Linda in horror he looked like he wasn't breathing. "Linda that enough food to feed China! All of it even the dogs and cats! You trying to stuff us like turkeys? I won't need food for a year I won't sleep for 11 months and I will have diabetes actually the whole organization will!" Crash yelled " Wow really 11 months cool! We can play pokèman all night!" Linda joked with him as she turned around to continue helping the food and the banners. " I am going nuts! Why would I want to play pokeeman in the middle of night with her! I won't need to learn straigies I be unstopable at a game that stupid! I am 24!" Crash cried as he walked slowly away from her. " Hey Crash!" Debbie said as he gave him a hug. " Don't talk to me I need the washroom after tomorrow my new home will be there." Crash said as he walked into the washrooms. "Okie... hey Jackie!" Debbie yelled in her face. " Don't need to yell I am right here! Joel gave me a mission two days ago. I am exhausted" Jackie said as Debbie and her walked to Jwo lounge. "What kind?" Debbie asked " We had to get water seekers to blow up tomorrow it will send spark up for about 2 hours with Linda name." Jackie sighed " He loves Linda so much why doesn't he ask her we gave him hundred thousand worth of gold and diamonds for him to give Linda." Debbie threw her head back biting her lip. " Only on days like these when it Joel birthday is there so much people in this building. Usally there only a few hundred here most on missions today we got couple few thousands." Debbie told Jackie "Yeah I know Joel should be happy couple thousand people honouring birthday if that happen to me I would cry for joy!" Jackie laughed as Snake walked by his regular unhappy look changed into a snare as he walked out of the lounge and sat down in a corner. " Joel this Joel that! They aren't going to be laughing tomorrow after this. Joel you hours are numbered heh heh heh..." Snake laughed as a agent walked by "What the fuck are you sitting there up and get me a cup of coffee! Lazy ass!" The Agent said as Snake stood up and said " Yes sir as he ran off to get coffee.
" Happy Birthday Joel!" All the agent's yelled at him as they all point presents at him. "I think I'm deaf..." Tenshi said as he continued to drink his coke. After 4 hours of Joel singing 'Only you' to Linda. Snake took out his Tranqulizer and aimed at Joel. "BIZZ!" A noise and a beam of electricity shocked Joel right in the head. " You Asshole!" Lance yelled as everyone dropped down cold. " I drugged y'all with sleeping powder!" Snake laughed as he grabbed Joel and ran out of the lounge. Lance and Tenshi stood up immediately after Snake left and looked at each other for a sec and ran after the bastard. " He gone..." Lance said as Tenshi took out black shades and put them on. "I see the bastard! He on a glider! X ray Shades work!" Tenshi smiled as they ran like hell into the Transportation Section and got into MD6's. " Son of gun! JWo never issue glider allowed to be used!" Tenshi yelled over the tranmission " Then again JWo never allowed Joel to be captured by a under rate moron!" Lance laughed as they flew against Snake glider "Shit he is fastass!" Tenshi said as both MD6 released 2 missile from the missile hangars inside the cars. " You sure Joel is going to survive if those mission hit him?" Lance asked suddenly there was a huge silence and a cough. "Just get him." Tenshi said "Shit he going to break the sound barrier!" Lance yelled as one of the missile hit the glider. " Good Shit!" Tenshi yelled as Snake opened his jet pack just as his glider blew up. " Fuck now we got to chase him in jet..." Lance was interrupted by claws ripping both their car mantals! " What the hell it a golem!" Tenshi yelled as he took out his Moth Cannon. Which appeared to be a little canistor with a needle head and a trigger handle. " That isn't going to hurt him." Lance yelled over the intercom. " Oh yeah?" Tenshi asked as he opened the MD6's cockpit and shot the golem's arm that was holding his hovercar. Tenshi flew back and the golem arm fell off right onto the ground releasing him. " Nice eh?" Tenshi asked Lance " Sweet shit!" Lance yelled as Tenshi jumped out of the car right onto the golem head with a BANG. " We are a type of men, we are the good men that protect those guys. (pointing at the other hovercars) You however are the type of men that should be dead!" He point the Cannon at the only eye of the golem and pulled the trigger resulting in the golem head explosing and tearing the steel in half taking the body with it. Tenshi went flying back hitting Lance car. " Alright we kick ass!" Tenshi yelled as he shot his Cannon upwards blowing up two hovercars. " Shit!" Tenshi yelled "Yeah those cars look like alien type BMW's we in trouble." Lance said "No not those idiots! Joel! Snake got him!" Tenshi whispered. Suddenly Snake hears a mile away. "Snake fuck you! Give us back JOEL!"
" We couldn't find Joel..." Tenshi said sitting down with sighs... " Tenshi it ok." Linda said " No it not! He didn't even cut all the cakes." We got 63 cakes waiting for him. All that cake can feed all of Hong Kong! You know what Linda you take over for Joel until we find him." Tenshi said Two hours later... " I purpose that Agent L of computer research and development of sector 1 take over for Joel. Who agrees with me and disagrees vote now all heads of the departments." Tenshi shouted to all the head of Sector departments. " Agent T of Sector 1 all votes says yes for your comrade, Agent L to be head of JWo. Meeting adjourned." Agent Bruce of Sector 5 said as all the head of the sectors walked of the Meeting room.
" I don't believe I let you push me into this I really don't how could you?" Linda asked " Well the organzation now is LWo even through we are called JWo still." Tenshi replied " I like that." Linda smiled " Now we considerate on finding Joel." Debbie said closing her eyes. " Yeah..." Tenshi sighed
JWo chapter one ended... What do you think I hope you like it I think it great give me all your review plz!!! Chapter 2 be up shortly!
02/07/20
Author Note: don't blink! (flash) remember this is real.