Disclaimer: This story is non related to MIB nor the television show due to this is real!
" Welcome back to reality Agent JA also known as Joel Abraham head of the JWo organization." Alpha smiled as Joel opened his eyes to see his original partner and arch-enemy. "Alpha! You son of a bitch! Let me go!" Joel yelled as he noticed Alpha right eye was metallic with red blood lens. " What the hell happened to your right eye?" "As you can see Joel through the last five years after you carelessly shot me in the eye and kicked me in the balls I have changed a lot you see." Alpha said as he turned around facing the window. Joel frowned and said " No duh! Foo!" look outside to realized he wasn't on Earth or Advance Sector Earth. Alpha ripped off his black suit revealing robotic and alien body parts on him. " Oh my god what did you do you yourself? Remove the balls and add the hand?" Joel asked " I have changed I have every weapon designed by JWo I have the J
30 pistol into J900pistol as one of the robotic body part in his arm moved up and down. Also I have aliens from around inside of me." Alpha laughed " Help me!" The longed neck head yelled as Alpha jabbed the face. " Oh yes, Joel I am not longer Alpha or called Alpha I am called ZetaAlpha. You remember Snake? Well it isn't Snake. He didn't want to join us so I killed him three months ago. Remember 0tacon your vital-enemy and Therese? I am sure you do. You have problem with all of them. Chow for now I have to kill your girlfriend and Tenshi they owe me a new body and new eyes." ZetaAlpha said as he walked out the room. Imposter Snake locked Joel up in a Stasis Warp. Bruce weapons designs, Tenshi stasis locks and my Technology are fighting against me. This Stasis was Tenshi idea, the J weaponry was Bruce designs and I created JWo with that asshole! I hope they will be safe when I get back to base. If I ever...sigh." Joel thought as tears dropped from his eyes. He noticed the tears didn't fall and he was upside down. " What!" Joel said as his eyes start to close and went black out.
Receiving transmission...Transmission accepted " JWo!( picture of Snake appeared on the T.V screen) I want the ICRP Laser Rifle sent to mid space in two weeks. I also want a empty battlestation that fits the rifle in 14 days or else Joel will be watch over you or watch your ass from below." Snake said as the connection cut. " What do we do?" Crash asked inside Linda's office or Joel's office. " We give them what they want and take it back from them in space." Debbie said as she put her hands together and crossed her legs. " Ok sounds reasonable but we still in shit Joel got codes for every weapon in the JWo alien weaponry cell." Lance said. " Ok Then we do shit and prepare I want two spacecrafts ready for lift in case they get away I want our craft load with weaponry and underground so they don't see it. Ok?" Tenshi said " Yeah we need to start now get suits, backup, weaponry. Come on we need to hurry if these people want a mass weapon they going to get it." Linda said as put down the order and creating new weaponry of destruction.
Two Weeks later
" We got your rifle to space." Lance said to Snake as 0tacon and his men load their equipement. " Where is Joel?" Linda asked Snake with a killer glare. " He with us! Cheese! Your fat..." Snake asked in a light voice as his face started to melt. " The Spacecraft it lifting!" Crash said as smoke cover their eyes. " Bastards! They used quick clones. How then get on without us seeing?"(The Guard guarding the ship drooling on himself.) Tenshi yelled as he put on black shades. " Get our Shuttle ready!" Tenshi yelled to Bruce. Suddenly the ground shoked as it opened slow revealing another spacecraft. It rotated 180 degrees onto the launch pad. " These suits are JWo's special forces air to land and water suits it has sensors to match conditions outside." Linda said " Yeah yeah yeah we know Linda! Joel was bragging about it for hours I had to drink 10 cans of coke stay awake." Tenshi said as they got into the shuttle.
" All systems online we are ready for lift off!" Lance said click buttons. " I don't believe we didn't see them sneak on?" Tenshi muttered as he locked the shuttle gates. "Great we have to go to space!" Crash said as he bashed the chair. " What else?" Tenshi asked with a disturbed look. The Shuttle started to live off. " Oh my GOD!" Crash screamed as the shuttled start to lift everyone on the ground heard Crash voice. " Shut up! Holy shit!" Tenshi said jabbing him in the face. " What the heck?" Crash asked " It should by my stomach your hitting! Not my face!" Crash hissed " Your wearing a iron it won't hurt!" Tenshi said " Our
shuttle reaching space." Lance said as all of their communicators released a huge stasic electricity killing their ears. "Shit! Crash! Stop yelling!" Debbie shouted as she turned around and start slapping and choking him. " Let me get a piece of that action!" Lance yelled as he started choking him. " Ah..." Tenshi sighed in peace " Isn't this the best team?(point at them three) They are killing each other...heck I want a piece of that action!" Tenshi said as he choking Crash also.
" What the hell are they doing up there?" Linda asked Tasha as everyone back at jWo hq heard Crash choking "Hmmm... who piloting?" Linda asked over communicator.
"I am!" Lance said as he stuck his foot inside crash mouth. "Much better!" Tenshi said as he loaded with tranquilizer with a Ion Charge(a red tube made of Iron and plastic). "Docking docking docking docking." The computer said as their shuttle docked into the battlestation. "Creating shit for snake was a dumb idea." Tenshi said as all 4 of them got out the shuttle. " Snake where are you?" Tenshi asked as he looked around to see three MS drones. " Your ass is mine!" Tenshi hissed as he fliped cracked the head of the drone. " Great kick!" Lance said as he headed toward the ladders. " We are influtrating our own battlestation." Debbie muttered as she loaded her J30 pistol. " Why use J30 pistol when you can use Series 6?" Tenshi asked as he loaded it with three proton charges. "Well it hell heavy than this one." Debbie said as she walked to the computer and started hacking into the server. " Crash! You and Debbie stay here and break into the battlestation main server. Me and Tenshi will disable the rifle. " Ok we will disable the reactor." Crash said as he smelted the wall and changing the wires coodination.
" Tranmission intercepting..." The comeputer announced " Ah Agent L jWo has it great moments and it shit moments this is a shit one." Snake said as he started charging the rifle. " What the fuck? We gave you the goddamn battlestation and now your going to kill us with it?" Linda asked " Exactly L your dead like shit." Snake said as he cut the tranmission.
" The bastard wants us dead he going to find nothing dead." Tenshi laughed as he jumped toward the rifle outter hull. "Lets play." Lance said as he took out a 3-XT EMP(electric magnetic pulse). " You nuts that a missile launcher in a box!" Tenshi said " Yeah it works." Lance said as he put it on the hull and click detonation button. Tenshi jumped and start to fly. " Shit earth has garvity." Tenshi muttered as the bomb blew he saw nothing by air and gas. " Whoa...In space no one can hear a EMP." Lance said as they flew inside the rifles main link. " Have fun." Tenshi said as Lance open the rifle Targeting Lens. " Hey you!" The MS drone said as a group of them came in. "bullshit." Tenshi said as he looked at the wall. "You wouldn't dare dearm the air stasis field." The drone said looking at Tenshi while the other sythenics started to shake " Why not?" Tenshi asked as his and Lance boots released magnets while stuck to the floor. " Oh shit." The sythenics said as Tenshi hit the switch and the stasis gravity field open letting everything fly toward the earth all the sythenics flew half way in between the air stasis and Tenshi reclick the air stasis tearing 3 of the sythenics bodies in half one floating of into the earth atmosphere and one on the floor. " Great job." Lance said as the Targeting Lens moved up. " Damn it hurry up they know we screwing with the lens 50 cats and eat shit." Tenshi said taking out a ALE placing it on the lens and set it to 1300 degrees celsius. " You nuts that thing blows..." Lance said as Tenshi interrupted " It blows and the this thing goes with it we need Joel and they can take the Battlestation if they want with this modified lens they will kill themselves." Tenshi got of the rifle and put the lens back into shielding. " Lets go." Lance sighed as they both got out of the rifles hull and out into space.
" Die!" ZeteAlpha yelled as he threw Crash over into the wall. " Shit he strong he twist every gun I got." "Hi-Ya!" Debbie yelled as she tried to kick ZetaAlpha but Therese swooped kick her standing leg. " Shit!" Debbie cussed as her0tacon kick her in the ribs sending her into a wall. " Get a room funboy." Lance yelled as two ice beams froze both zer0tacon and her0tacon helmets. " Ah we are blinded ah we are blind ah we are blind." They both yelled in a whiny voice. " Ewww..." Crash frowned as he got up. " So the great Alpha lives or ZetaAlpha lives." Tenshi said point his frost JZT-EX at ZetaAlpha. " Yes Kanaka. I live even after that 20 ton missile you shot at me." Alpha laughed " So...?" Tenshi said " So...?" Zetalpha said as 16 MS drones walked in. " Get them." The drone under ZetaAlpha command ran toward them. Tenshi and Lance lifted their hands and the sythenics flew across the room. " Build in magnetic field asshole!" Lance yelled. " We still got your partners." Therese smirked " Oh please." Debbie said as she tore the wire out of the panels and put them together creating a EMP field sending Therese in a wall knocking her out cold. " Bye bye." Debbie whispered as she and Crash ran off. " Get them!" ZetaAlpha yelled as the Battlestation fell sideways. " Emergency Emergency Code 6 We have a Code 6. Air lock and power stasis is failing." The computer said as Zetaalpha grabbed Therese and Imposter Snake and ran off. " Where the hell did 0tacon bastards go?" Lance asked " I need to arm the rifle get in the shuttle and power it up." Tenshi said as Crash and Debbie pulled Joel in. " He still out cold from Stasis." Debbie said as Tenshi ran into the elavator. " What the hell he doing?" Crash asked " He is arming the rifle now come on or else we are dead!" Lance yelled as they pulled Joel toward the shuttle board. "5 minutes till entering Atmostphere." The computer said as red light flashed everywhere.
" Shit!" Tenshi said as he opened the rifle control panel and typed 546879. " Access allowed. Arming Rifle. " Computer set override in two minutes for auto firing of rifle." Tenshi said as he aimed the rifle at the south pole. " Hope the lens modified well enough or else we don't need rain." Tenshi said as he opened the airlock. Auto magnets actived." His suit said as he stuck to the hull. He ran toward the docking bay.
The closer he ran toward the docking the warmer he felt. " Warning! Warning Suit's temperature rising to critical conditions." The Suit auto computer told Tenshi. " dammit!" Tenshi said as the magnets start to slip. " The hull melting " Entering atmosphere in 30 seconds and counting." The Suit auto computer said as Tenshi finally reaching the docking bay. " Lance Unload the ship I am here." Tenshi panted from sweat as the shuttle dropped and Tenshi climbed in. " Holy the auto cooling systems was failing from the atmosphere heat." Tenshi said as he took off his suit. " So wassup?" Tenshi asked walking into the cockpit. " We got tons of problems and no it not crack or any other drug or cigerettes it bad entry the atmosphere is burn the shuttle hull." Lance said. " Can't we use EP(electric proton) back to ASE?" Tenshi asked " Hell no we can't we do that we be bring a nuke there the heat will melt the airStasis cars they won't last 30 seconds then what the hell if the US see a UF shuttle we will be in deep shit.
"Joel still asleep through." Debbie said as Crash sat beside Joel. " Linda is that you?" Joel muttered as he head fell on Debbie shoulder. " Get off!" Debbie hissed and poked Joel's head. It leaned on Crash shoulder. " Hey!" Crashed yelled as they continued to poke Joel head. " So what do we do Lance?" Tenshi asked as flames caught up to the shuttle. " What the fuck?" Lance asked as he looked around we on fire." "No the Rifle shot it worked and now it on fire." Tenshi looked freaked. " Damn!" Lance yelled as they all bounced up and down. "Bumpy ride!" Debbie said as Joel head fell on her lap and said " Yay!" "Get off!" Debbie said throwing his head on Crash lap. " Dude I am hot!" Debbie said pulling at her tie. " Uh huh!" Tenshi said with a frown. " I am hot too." Crash said "Um...no!" Tenshi said as Lance and Tenshi put on their black shades. " Finally we are out of the atmosphere." Debbie sighed "Activing EP." Computer said. In front of them electricity created a spiral. " Man can't we just warp from here to there and not break up from here to their?" Crash asked " Hell no!" Tenshi said as the electricity tore the ship apart and so for their faces and bodies.
" Here they come." Linda said as electric bolts created a spiral and iron scatter created a shuttle. " Welcome back!" Linda yelled as she helped Joel get off the shuttle with everyone else. " It was a shitty Journey and a crappy ride but I saw hot girls!" Joel smiled as he hit the ground face first! " Drink! You suck!" Joel laugh on the floor. " He drunk without beer what a thrill." Crash said as he picked up Joel and walked away.
Author's Note: Well this chapter suck it wasn't funny I couldn't make it any funny due to space isn't really anything funny I am not Austin Powers so I can't do that. I tried to make it funny but it wasn't that great but if you did see humor in this chapter probably because I was trying my hard to make shit funny anyway I am probably finished chapter 3 due to my internet got cut for a few days. Well Bye bye
" Welcome back to reality Agent JA also known as Joel Abraham head of the JWo organization." Alpha smiled as Joel opened his eyes to see his original partner and arch-enemy. "Alpha! You son of a bitch! Let me go!" Joel yelled as he noticed Alpha right eye was metallic with red blood lens. " What the hell happened to your right eye?" "As you can see Joel through the last five years after you carelessly shot me in the eye and kicked me in the balls I have changed a lot you see." Alpha said as he turned around facing the window. Joel frowned and said " No duh! Foo!" look outside to realized he wasn't on Earth or Advance Sector Earth. Alpha ripped off his black suit revealing robotic and alien body parts on him. " Oh my god what did you do you yourself? Remove the balls and add the hand?" Joel asked " I have changed I have every weapon designed by JWo I have the J
30 pistol into J900pistol as one of the robotic body part in his arm moved up and down. Also I have aliens from around inside of me." Alpha laughed " Help me!" The longed neck head yelled as Alpha jabbed the face. " Oh yes, Joel I am not longer Alpha or called Alpha I am called ZetaAlpha. You remember Snake? Well it isn't Snake. He didn't want to join us so I killed him three months ago. Remember 0tacon your vital-enemy and Therese? I am sure you do. You have problem with all of them. Chow for now I have to kill your girlfriend and Tenshi they owe me a new body and new eyes." ZetaAlpha said as he walked out the room. Imposter Snake locked Joel up in a Stasis Warp. Bruce weapons designs, Tenshi stasis locks and my Technology are fighting against me. This Stasis was Tenshi idea, the J weaponry was Bruce designs and I created JWo with that asshole! I hope they will be safe when I get back to base. If I ever...sigh." Joel thought as tears dropped from his eyes. He noticed the tears didn't fall and he was upside down. " What!" Joel said as his eyes start to close and went black out.
Receiving transmission...Transmission accepted " JWo!( picture of Snake appeared on the T.V screen) I want the ICRP Laser Rifle sent to mid space in two weeks. I also want a empty battlestation that fits the rifle in 14 days or else Joel will be watch over you or watch your ass from below." Snake said as the connection cut. " What do we do?" Crash asked inside Linda's office or Joel's office. " We give them what they want and take it back from them in space." Debbie said as she put her hands together and crossed her legs. " Ok sounds reasonable but we still in shit Joel got codes for every weapon in the JWo alien weaponry cell." Lance said. " Ok Then we do shit and prepare I want two spacecrafts ready for lift in case they get away I want our craft load with weaponry and underground so they don't see it. Ok?" Tenshi said " Yeah we need to start now get suits, backup, weaponry. Come on we need to hurry if these people want a mass weapon they going to get it." Linda said as put down the order and creating new weaponry of destruction.
Two Weeks later
" We got your rifle to space." Lance said to Snake as 0tacon and his men load their equipement. " Where is Joel?" Linda asked Snake with a killer glare. " He with us! Cheese! Your fat..." Snake asked in a light voice as his face started to melt. " The Spacecraft it lifting!" Crash said as smoke cover their eyes. " Bastards! They used quick clones. How then get on without us seeing?"(The Guard guarding the ship drooling on himself.) Tenshi yelled as he put on black shades. " Get our Shuttle ready!" Tenshi yelled to Bruce. Suddenly the ground shoked as it opened slow revealing another spacecraft. It rotated 180 degrees onto the launch pad. " These suits are JWo's special forces air to land and water suits it has sensors to match conditions outside." Linda said " Yeah yeah yeah we know Linda! Joel was bragging about it for hours I had to drink 10 cans of coke stay awake." Tenshi said as they got into the shuttle.
" All systems online we are ready for lift off!" Lance said click buttons. " I don't believe we didn't see them sneak on?" Tenshi muttered as he locked the shuttle gates. "Great we have to go to space!" Crash said as he bashed the chair. " What else?" Tenshi asked with a disturbed look. The Shuttle started to live off. " Oh my GOD!" Crash screamed as the shuttled start to lift everyone on the ground heard Crash voice. " Shut up! Holy shit!" Tenshi said jabbing him in the face. " What the heck?" Crash asked " It should by my stomach your hitting! Not my face!" Crash hissed " Your wearing a iron it won't hurt!" Tenshi said " Our
shuttle reaching space." Lance said as all of their communicators released a huge stasic electricity killing their ears. "Shit! Crash! Stop yelling!" Debbie shouted as she turned around and start slapping and choking him. " Let me get a piece of that action!" Lance yelled as he started choking him. " Ah..." Tenshi sighed in peace " Isn't this the best team?(point at them three) They are killing each other...heck I want a piece of that action!" Tenshi said as he choking Crash also.
" What the hell are they doing up there?" Linda asked Tasha as everyone back at jWo hq heard Crash choking "Hmmm... who piloting?" Linda asked over communicator.
"I am!" Lance said as he stuck his foot inside crash mouth. "Much better!" Tenshi said as he loaded with tranquilizer with a Ion Charge(a red tube made of Iron and plastic). "Docking docking docking docking." The computer said as their shuttle docked into the battlestation. "Creating shit for snake was a dumb idea." Tenshi said as all 4 of them got out the shuttle. " Snake where are you?" Tenshi asked as he looked around to see three MS drones. " Your ass is mine!" Tenshi hissed as he fliped cracked the head of the drone. " Great kick!" Lance said as he headed toward the ladders. " We are influtrating our own battlestation." Debbie muttered as she loaded her J30 pistol. " Why use J30 pistol when you can use Series 6?" Tenshi asked as he loaded it with three proton charges. "Well it hell heavy than this one." Debbie said as she walked to the computer and started hacking into the server. " Crash! You and Debbie stay here and break into the battlestation main server. Me and Tenshi will disable the rifle. " Ok we will disable the reactor." Crash said as he smelted the wall and changing the wires coodination.
" Tranmission intercepting..." The comeputer announced " Ah Agent L jWo has it great moments and it shit moments this is a shit one." Snake said as he started charging the rifle. " What the fuck? We gave you the goddamn battlestation and now your going to kill us with it?" Linda asked " Exactly L your dead like shit." Snake said as he cut the tranmission.
" The bastard wants us dead he going to find nothing dead." Tenshi laughed as he jumped toward the rifle outter hull. "Lets play." Lance said as he took out a 3-XT EMP(electric magnetic pulse). " You nuts that a missile launcher in a box!" Tenshi said " Yeah it works." Lance said as he put it on the hull and click detonation button. Tenshi jumped and start to fly. " Shit earth has garvity." Tenshi muttered as the bomb blew he saw nothing by air and gas. " Whoa...In space no one can hear a EMP." Lance said as they flew inside the rifles main link. " Have fun." Tenshi said as Lance open the rifle Targeting Lens. " Hey you!" The MS drone said as a group of them came in. "bullshit." Tenshi said as he looked at the wall. "You wouldn't dare dearm the air stasis field." The drone said looking at Tenshi while the other sythenics started to shake " Why not?" Tenshi asked as his and Lance boots released magnets while stuck to the floor. " Oh shit." The sythenics said as Tenshi hit the switch and the stasis gravity field open letting everything fly toward the earth all the sythenics flew half way in between the air stasis and Tenshi reclick the air stasis tearing 3 of the sythenics bodies in half one floating of into the earth atmosphere and one on the floor. " Great job." Lance said as the Targeting Lens moved up. " Damn it hurry up they know we screwing with the lens 50 cats and eat shit." Tenshi said taking out a ALE placing it on the lens and set it to 1300 degrees celsius. " You nuts that thing blows..." Lance said as Tenshi interrupted " It blows and the this thing goes with it we need Joel and they can take the Battlestation if they want with this modified lens they will kill themselves." Tenshi got of the rifle and put the lens back into shielding. " Lets go." Lance sighed as they both got out of the rifles hull and out into space.
" Die!" ZeteAlpha yelled as he threw Crash over into the wall. " Shit he strong he twist every gun I got." "Hi-Ya!" Debbie yelled as she tried to kick ZetaAlpha but Therese swooped kick her standing leg. " Shit!" Debbie cussed as her0tacon kick her in the ribs sending her into a wall. " Get a room funboy." Lance yelled as two ice beams froze both zer0tacon and her0tacon helmets. " Ah we are blinded ah we are blind ah we are blind." They both yelled in a whiny voice. " Ewww..." Crash frowned as he got up. " So the great Alpha lives or ZetaAlpha lives." Tenshi said point his frost JZT-EX at ZetaAlpha. " Yes Kanaka. I live even after that 20 ton missile you shot at me." Alpha laughed " So...?" Tenshi said " So...?" Zetalpha said as 16 MS drones walked in. " Get them." The drone under ZetaAlpha command ran toward them. Tenshi and Lance lifted their hands and the sythenics flew across the room. " Build in magnetic field asshole!" Lance yelled. " We still got your partners." Therese smirked " Oh please." Debbie said as she tore the wire out of the panels and put them together creating a EMP field sending Therese in a wall knocking her out cold. " Bye bye." Debbie whispered as she and Crash ran off. " Get them!" ZetaAlpha yelled as the Battlestation fell sideways. " Emergency Emergency Code 6 We have a Code 6. Air lock and power stasis is failing." The computer said as Zetaalpha grabbed Therese and Imposter Snake and ran off. " Where the hell did 0tacon bastards go?" Lance asked " I need to arm the rifle get in the shuttle and power it up." Tenshi said as Crash and Debbie pulled Joel in. " He still out cold from Stasis." Debbie said as Tenshi ran into the elavator. " What the hell he doing?" Crash asked " He is arming the rifle now come on or else we are dead!" Lance yelled as they pulled Joel toward the shuttle board. "5 minutes till entering Atmostphere." The computer said as red light flashed everywhere.
" Shit!" Tenshi said as he opened the rifle control panel and typed 546879. " Access allowed. Arming Rifle. " Computer set override in two minutes for auto firing of rifle." Tenshi said as he aimed the rifle at the south pole. " Hope the lens modified well enough or else we don't need rain." Tenshi said as he opened the airlock. Auto magnets actived." His suit said as he stuck to the hull. He ran toward the docking bay.
The closer he ran toward the docking the warmer he felt. " Warning! Warning Suit's temperature rising to critical conditions." The Suit auto computer told Tenshi. " dammit!" Tenshi said as the magnets start to slip. " The hull melting " Entering atmosphere in 30 seconds and counting." The Suit auto computer said as Tenshi finally reaching the docking bay. " Lance Unload the ship I am here." Tenshi panted from sweat as the shuttle dropped and Tenshi climbed in. " Holy the auto cooling systems was failing from the atmosphere heat." Tenshi said as he took off his suit. " So wassup?" Tenshi asked walking into the cockpit. " We got tons of problems and no it not crack or any other drug or cigerettes it bad entry the atmosphere is burn the shuttle hull." Lance said. " Can't we use EP(electric proton) back to ASE?" Tenshi asked " Hell no we can't we do that we be bring a nuke there the heat will melt the airStasis cars they won't last 30 seconds then what the hell if the US see a UF shuttle we will be in deep shit.
"Joel still asleep through." Debbie said as Crash sat beside Joel. " Linda is that you?" Joel muttered as he head fell on Debbie shoulder. " Get off!" Debbie hissed and poked Joel's head. It leaned on Crash shoulder. " Hey!" Crashed yelled as they continued to poke Joel head. " So what do we do Lance?" Tenshi asked as flames caught up to the shuttle. " What the fuck?" Lance asked as he looked around we on fire." "No the Rifle shot it worked and now it on fire." Tenshi looked freaked. " Damn!" Lance yelled as they all bounced up and down. "Bumpy ride!" Debbie said as Joel head fell on her lap and said " Yay!" "Get off!" Debbie said throwing his head on Crash lap. " Dude I am hot!" Debbie said pulling at her tie. " Uh huh!" Tenshi said with a frown. " I am hot too." Crash said "Um...no!" Tenshi said as Lance and Tenshi put on their black shades. " Finally we are out of the atmosphere." Debbie sighed "Activing EP." Computer said. In front of them electricity created a spiral. " Man can't we just warp from here to there and not break up from here to their?" Crash asked " Hell no!" Tenshi said as the electricity tore the ship apart and so for their faces and bodies.
" Here they come." Linda said as electric bolts created a spiral and iron scatter created a shuttle. " Welcome back!" Linda yelled as she helped Joel get off the shuttle with everyone else. " It was a shitty Journey and a crappy ride but I saw hot girls!" Joel smiled as he hit the ground face first! " Drink! You suck!" Joel laugh on the floor. " He drunk without beer what a thrill." Crash said as he picked up Joel and walked away.
Author's Note: Well this chapter suck it wasn't funny I couldn't make it any funny due to space isn't really anything funny I am not Austin Powers so I can't do that. I tried to make it funny but it wasn't that great but if you did see humor in this chapter probably because I was trying my hard to make shit funny anyway I am probably finished chapter 3 due to my internet got cut for a few days. Well Bye bye