Suddenly a limo pulls up and Chichiri steps out. All the people still on the site stare at him.
"Wow! The monk travels in style!"
The mage walks to the other side and opens the door. Everyone falls to the ground clutching their heads as an overly-annoying laugh fills the air.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" (Oh yea! You know who it is!) A tall woman with black hair and a huge bust wearing a rather skimpy outfit stepped out of the limo. Chichiri takes her hand and they approach the middle of the set.
"Chichiri-san?? Who is that?!"
Chichiri stopped and gazed at the woman, totally in love, "this is Naga! She's filming Slayers on the next set over. Thanks to Taiitsu-kun I had the privilage to meet her." He had stars in his eyes.
"Umm..... She doesn't look like your type........."
"Da?"
"Ummm..... aren't you a monk??"
"Well, that doesn't mean I've sworn off women! Besides, she's my dream!!"
"MWAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's SO Nice TO Meet YOU All!!!"
Everyone sweat-drops, "sure thing....."
"Chiri-baby? Why don't we go someplace where we can be alone......."
"Sure, Naga......"
All of a sudden Tasuki, Toma and Miaka show up.
"Whoa!! Who's the BABE!!!!" Tomahome began to drool.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm sorry! But I'm *WAY* out of *your* league!!!"
"Home? I thought you were still getting over Nakago?"
"I was, but you just gotta move on!"
"Speaking of moving on...... NAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A red-haired young woman appeared on the set, "What the HELL do you think you're doing?! We have to pack up and get ready for the next scene!" She approached her companion and began to pull her by her hair.
"Lina!!! I can't!! I just met the *man of my dreams* and-"
Lina grew fangs and loomed over her pouting co-star with numerous pinch marks appearing on her head, "WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???!!!!"
Naga looked at her and laughed, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Admit it Lina!! You *need* me!! You can't finish Slayers by yourself!!"
Lina was trying to control her trembling fist, which of it's own right also had multiple pinch marks on it, "Naga. I'm only gonna ask once. Please come back to the set."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You *do* need me!!! Well, I'm sorry, but I love Chichiri!!"
"THAT'S IT!! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!"
Naga burst into flames and crumpled to the ground burnt to a crisp.
"DAAAA!!!! What did you do?!!"
"Oh, don't worry about it," Lina was examining her nails, "she's used to it. She'll be her usual annoying self in a few minutes."
Miaka was whispering to Tomahome, "hey! Doesn't she look like Tasuki?"
"Yea.... red hair, fangs... Hell, even the temper is the same!!"
"Yea, not to mention an obsession with fire...." Miaka slammed her fist down.
"I know! Let's have a match!"
Tomahome sweat-dropped, "a what?"
"A match! I wanna see who's better, Tasuki or Lina!"
"Oh I am so much better than any *girl*!!!"
"Oh yea! Will just see about that!"
Minutes later the set has been turned into a showdown, with Lina and Tasuki facing each other from opposite sides. The Director is in tears, "please don't do this! I need Tasuki in one piece for the next scene! And what if the set gets destroyed? Oh please don't......"
"Yea, yea whatever! Look, you don't hafta worry, cuz there ain't no way I'm gonna let a girl beat me!"
"You seem pretty sure of yourself! I bet you go down in one shot!"
"We'll just hafta see!"
Tomahome stepped into the center, "Why do I have to be the ref?"
"Because, you're used to getting burned!!"
"Fine! Ok, here are the rules! Nothing short of a complete and total knockout! No time-limit, use anything you want! Alright begin!"
The two opponents glared at each other, then Tasuki launched forward, with a speed that took Lina by surprise. He punched out, but she dodged it and blasted him with a "Fireball!!"
He turned and glared at her, "fine! Fight fire with fire!" he pulled out his tessen and opened it.
"LEKKA SHINEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
The flames swirled around Lina but she put up a barrier at the last instant. Although she was still singed a bit.
"Why you!! ELMEKIA LANCE!!!!!"
"LEKKA SHINEN!!!!"
The attacks met and canceled each other.
On the sidelines, everyone had gathered to watch the fight.
"Gee, I wonder who will win?"
"Well, it all depends, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"What do you mean "it all depends"?"
"Well, it all depends on if Lina is really pissed off or not! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Everyone sweat-dropped, not quite sure what that was supposed to mean.....
The two combatants were running all over the place, trying to hit each other and dodge at the same time. Lina hid behind Chiriko as Tasuki let loose some more flames. Luckily the flames died before they could hit.
Tomahome leaped up, "hey! You can't use human shields!!!"
Both red-heads glared at him, "Shut up Ref!!! You said we could use *anything*!!"
"Yea, but not-eep!" Two fire attacks swirled towards him. He was singed and fell to the ground.
"Tomahome? Are you still alive?" Miaka was checking for his pulse. When she found it she turned her attention away. He was left to sizzle on the ground.
"LEKKA SHINEN!!!!" Tasuki's flames hit Lina straight on and she yelled.
"OK! THAT DOES IT!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!!!"
She began to chant a spell, as the ground shook and her hair flowed up above her head,
"Darkness beyond twilight..
Crimson beyond blood that flows...."
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you've done it! She's pissed!" Naga stood and grabbed Chichiri's hand dragging him away, "We do not want to be here when she lets loose! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They ran off into the distance and everyone else followed suite.
Except Tasuki, who was frozen to his spot, Toma who was still sizzling and the Director who was frantically trying to get as much stuff packed as he could.
"Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows...
I pledge myself to conquer..
All the foes who stand..."
"Oh shit...... This is not good!" Tasuki ran grabbing the Director and taking him with him, as the Kamikaze sorceress continued the spell.
"Against the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands....
DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The entire area blew and Tasuki along with the Director went flying into the sky.
"OH SHIT!!!!!"
Dust and debris flew up and billowed into the sky. When everything settled down, Lina was standing alone in a hole with a 5 mile radius.
She glanced around at what she had done, "oops! I guess I overdid it! Oh well! Bye!"
"Not So FAST Young Lady!!!" The Director was looming over her with a gleam in his eyes.
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT MY SET?????!!!!! I HAVE A SCHEDULE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Lina sweat-dropped, "umm...... Get the set builders to rebuild the set?"
The Director collapsed in tears, "How am I going to explain this?? I'm ruined! Ruined!!"
Lina snuck away from the mentally unstable Director, "don't worry! Just put it on my tab, Eh heh heh heh!" She burst into a run, "NAGA!!!! WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!"
Chichiri tried desperately to reach out to the fleeing woman, who was carrying off his true love, "Naga! Come back!" He sank to his knees and began to cry.
Minutes later (because in Anime hours go by like minutes) the set was fully-restored.
The Director had stopped crying and was ready to get back to work.