"Alright, where's Toma-baby?"

Everyone looked around. "Wasn't he inside the blast radius when Lina went off?"

"Oh my God!! He was!! What am I gonna do?!"

"Don't worry! I'm ok! I seem to have this special ability that allows me not to die!"

"Oh good! Now we can finish filming-" As if on cue there was a whooshing sound and a massive wind blew by. Everyone looked up to see a huge blockish robot. It landed...... right in the middle of the set. "What now?! What the *HELL* is *that* thing??!!"

"Ooh! I know! I know!"

"Yes Chiriko?"

"It's a Gundam!!"

Everyone face-planted. "A WHAT?!"

"A Gunadam! A new type of Mobile Suit built by the colonies for the use of-"

"Ok, that's great Chiriko! Why is it *here*?"

"I dunno! Ask the pilot! Look it's opening!"

"The pilot?! You mean there's someone *in* that thing?!"

"Of course! Duh! It can't fly by itself!"

Everyone stared in awe as a fifteen year-old Chinese boy stepped out of the cockpit, "Ahh... China! I'm home at last!!"

"Excuse me!"

The boy looked down to see them, "yes?"

"Well, I'm sorry to be rude, but could you *please* move your "Gundam" to a different location? We are *trying* to film here!"

"What?! I can't even *land* without encountering weaklings! You are not worthy of my time!"

"How rude! I demand to know your name, young man!"

"I, am Wufei! And you shall rue the day you heard it!" He pulled a sword out of his cockpit and jumped down to face the Director, "JUSTICE shall be *SERVED*!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He lunged forward and just about impaled the director when Hotohori jumped in front and met Wufei's sword with his own.

"Hotohori?! Where did you come from?!"

"I'm sorry, but we lost track of time and then when we heard about that explosion we started right back." The Emperor was busily fighting off the young "Self-Appointed Justice Freak".

"What are you doing? We have no quarrel with you! We just wish you to remove that blockish eye-sore from our set!"

"EYE-SORE!!?? YOU SHALL DIE!!!! JUSTICE!!!!!!" he lunged forward but was thwarted and pushed to the ground. With one swift flick of his wrist Hotohori placed his blade up against the young boy's throat. Wufei glared at him and threw away his sword. "You win."

Hotohori put away his own weapon and Wufei stood and bowed.

"My deepest apologies. You are a worthy opponent, and I would gladly spare with you anytime."

"It is alright! Just move that, that, machine of yours please...."

"Yes, of course."

Moments later, there was a squeal. Everyone turned to see Nuriko dragging something behind him.

"Nuriko what are you doing?"

"Look who I found!" He pushed his burden out in front of him. Everyone sweat-dropped as they saw it was a person. "Isn't he cute! He's my long lost twin brother!"

Everyone face-planted. "Nuriko, I didn't know you had another brother!" Miaka piped up.

"He was long lost, so I never mentioned him!" He turned to his "brother", "it's been so long!"

Everyone sweat-dropped again. "Umm, what's his name?"

"Oh! Umm......."

"It's Duo! Can you stop hugging me? I mean sure, I like people who are friendly, but not *that* friendly!" Nuriko released him from the Death grip and laughed nervously.

"Sorry Duo! It's just been so long since I've seen you! How have you been?"

"Well..... Sometimes I feel like I've been through Hell, but other than that I've been great!" He smiled.

Miaka stepped forward, "Umm Nuriko?"

"Yes, Miaka?"

"Are you *sure* he's your long lost twin? I mean you don't look that much alike."

Nuriko flipped his braid, "what are you talking about Miaka? Of course we look alike! I mean just look at our eyes and our hair and our builds! We're spitting images!"

Everyone face-vaulted, while Duo's mouth twitched as he laughed nervously, "umm...... I have to agree with them! We don't *really* look alike and-"

Nuriko whirled on him, his eyes becoming wide and his mouth trembling, "what are saying? Of course we look alike! Don't let them get to you!" He hugged Duo, who in turn almost died from lack of oxygen.

"Sure! If you say so!" The boy turned to see Wufei, and waved, "hey Wu! You landed here too? These people are weird, ne?"

Wufei glared at him coldly, "no weirder than the great Shinigami......"

Duo grinned, "hey it's better than the "Self-Appointed Justice Freak"!"

"You dare to *insult* JUSTICE?! YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!!" He lunged at his fellow pilot, who stepped out of the way. Wufei crashed into Nuriko who then proceeded to stomp Wufei into the ground. When he could stand Duo was smirking at him.

"That's whatc'a get fer messin' with the great Shinigami!"

Nuriko was glaring, "don't *ever* try to hurt my twin brother!"

"You heard what he said!"

"Whatever, you weakling! But must I remind you that we are on a *mission*?"

Duo grinned and pointed to himself, "don't worry! I didn't forget!"

"Then should I suggest that we get going?"

"Sure thing Wu!" He turned to Nuriko, "It was nice seeing you again! I'll try to visit soon! Bye!"

Nuriko began to cry, "good-bye brother! Keep in touch!"

"Don't worry!" Duo and Wufei climbed into their Gundams and took off. Nuriko waved until they had faded into the distance.

"WOW!!!! WAS THAT COOL OR WHAT??!!" Chiriko was ecstatic.

"Sure..... But we have to start filming again! Places people!"

Suddenly a figure was seen flying through the air. They all watched as it landed..... right in the middle of the set.

"WHAT NOW??!!"

"RANMA SOATOME I SHALL SMITE THEE!!!" The person stood and took in his bearings, "Where am I?"

"Who are you?"

The person stood straighter and brandished his bokken, "I am the great Tatewaki Kuno! Whom shall I ask are you?"

The Director stepped forward, "well, *we* are trying to film here so if you'd please-"

Just then Kuno spotted Tomahome(who the author thinks looks like Ranma). He jumped in front of him and raised his bokken, "Ranma Saotome! I Swear I shall best thee in battle!" He jumped and brought down his bokken on Toma's shocked face. Needless to say it left a mark and Tomahome haters around the world are rejoicing! But then Nuriko stepped in, which leaves Toma haters/Nuriko lovers in confusion as to how to feel..... O.o

"Toma-kins, what have you done now?" he didn't hear the reply because Kuno had attached himself to the unsuspecting crossdresser.

"PIG-TAILED GIRL!!! I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!!!"

"AHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!" Nuriko began to flail his arms in an attempt to rid his person of the pest. He stomped on him until he was flat, and seethed.

Miaka popped up behind them, "Nuriko? What are you doing?" Kuno jumped up upon seeing another girl.

"Ah, another rose which shines through like a beacon of hope to my heart. VERY WELL! I SHALL DATE WITH YOU!!!!!" He hugged her.

She squealed and broke free. Hotohori was instantly at her side, "What is wrong?"

"That- that "person" is trying to kill me!"

Hotohori glared at Kuno, "how dare you harm Miaka!"

Kuno smirked and flipped his hair, "I shall smite thee!" he lunged but was thwarted and sent flying into Nuriko who gladly punched him into the sky.

"I SMOTE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *gasp* LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL etc, etc."

After twenty minutes the fading llllllllll finally stopped and everyone resumed their activities until "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Everyone sweat-dropped. "Okkkkk......... That was weird....."