They were just about to go back to filming when a blackness overtook the sky. Everything went dark for a second and when it cleared a girl was standing....... right in the middle of the set. Everyone face-planted.

The girl blinked, "oh my! Where am I?" She saw the others staring at her and put her hands to her face, "oh no! I'll miss my "golden chance"!!!"

"Umm... excuse me miss? But who are you and why are you here?"

"Watashi-wa Daidjouji Tomoyo..... I don't know why I'm here.... I was filming Sakura-chan and then, that blackness and poof here I am! Oh no! Where's Meiling-chan?"

"Who's Meiling-chan?"

"A friend who was also sucked up by the blackness!" Tomoyo looked around and seemed to notice the people around here for the first time. Her eyes began to sparkle.

Chiriko noticed this and began to back away, "Oh no! I remember who she is! Run away! Before she starts stalking and filming you!!" He began to run but was stopped by an unmentionable force.

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Who are you?"

Chiriko looked at her fearfully, "Chir- chir- Chiriko" he gulped.

Tomoyo's eyes lit up, "That's so cute!! Since I've lost Sakura-chan, I can dress you up!!!" She laughed again, except this time it seemed slightly possessed. Chiriko tried to run but she grabbed him and pulled him away. "Come on! We're going to have so much fun!!" Everyone sweat-dropped as Chiriko began to scream.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mitsukake spoke up, "shouldn't we help him?"

"No, I think it's great that he's making friends his own age!" Nuriko said.

"Hey! I'm his friend!" Miboshi wailed.

"I *said* his *OWN AGE*!!!!!" Nuriko raged.

"Oh yea........"

Meanwhile, Chiriko was being dressed in a sickeningly frilly pink dress with bunny ears and a fluffy tail. He was then forced into annoyingly cute pink shoes with shiny silver buckles. His hair was tied into odango's. He cried silently as Tomoyo took out her camera and began to film his every movement. O.o

"OOHHHHHH!!!!!!!! You're *so* adorable!!!!" Chiriko continued to cry inwardly.

Suddenly there was a crackling sound and they turned to see Sakura and Li forcing their way through a force field. "SAKURA-CHAN!!!!!!!" She ran towards them. "OH NO!!! Did I miss my "golden chance"?" Sakura sweat-dropped.

"What are you talking about Tomoyo-chan?"

Tomoyo pushed Chiriko out in front of her, "look! I got bored without you! Although you look *much* better than he does! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!" Sakura sweat-dropped even more. Chiriko was edging away, throwing off the clothes. When he had them all off he bolted.

"SHE'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Anyway, Tomoyo-chan we should go back," Sakura took her friends' hand and began to walk back to the force field when she suddenly remembered Li, "Ne, where is Shoalon-kun?"

They looked around only to find him being pounded into the ground by an outraged Nuriko.

"What did I do?!" he cried as he went flying through the air.

Nuriko was dusting off his hands as he sniffed, "I have special orders to pound the one named Shoalon! If you want to live leave now!" He glared at him.

"Fine!" the three walked back to the force field. Tomoyo turned around and waved, getting everyone on film.

"JA!!!! I loved filming all of you! Chiriko, you're *so* cute!!" With that they walked back through the force field.

Chiriko was on the ground twitching. Miboshi smiled down at him.

"I think she liked you!"

Chiriko screamed and began to twitch faster, until he passed out from the shock and effort.

"Geez, what's his problem?"

"I don't know, but he'd better wake up soon! He has a big scene coming up!!"

"Oh well! Let's just hurry up and start filming before someone *else* shows up! I don't know why *I* have to be here anyway! I'm *DEAD*! You hear that?! D. E. A. D. DEAD!!!!!!!!" Nuriko was seething, "if anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer!" He stomped away still seething.

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's just mad because he's dead and Houki is moving in on Hotohori."

"Oh. I see."

"People!? We have a series to shoot so let's go!"

"Hai, Director-sama!"

"Umm...... we can't film yet." As usual it was Miaka who spoke up. The Director looked at her in exasperation.

"May I ask why, Miss Yuki?"

"Because Chiriko still isn't ready!" She beamed. The Director face-planted and then began to cry.

"WHY? Suzaku why?! Are you *trying* to ruin me??!! Please! I just want to get through this and move on!!!"

Suddenly there was a crackling sound and a black ball appeared..... right in the middle of the set.

Everyone present sweat-dropped and simultaneously looked up at sky and wondered just what this author was on. (Technically..... my Subby is still writing this...... -_-...) Everyone looked at the two figures that had moved out of the energy portal. One was a tall, orange-haired female and the other a tall, red-haired male. Both were wearing school uniforms and carrying dueling swords. They were unaware of their surroundings or the people staring at them. They were in the midst of a duel, and they were intent on finishing it.

"Touga, you and I both know that miracles don't exist!"

"You only think that because you were blown off by Shiori!"

"Why you! Take that!" With one fell swoop, she knocked the rose from Touga's chest pocket.

"Ah! How dare you best me in battle, Jury! I demand a rematch!" But Jury wasn't listening as she had realized everyone was staring at them.

"Umm.... Touga? How did we get here?" The red-head looked over and raised his chin.

"This looks like a set of some kind, did you know I can act?"

"Ya, like the manipulative basturd that you are...."

"What was that Jury?"

"Nothing!"

The Director was approaching the two newcomers, "excuse me? But who are you and why are you dueling in the middle of my set?!" The duelists just stared at him as he dissolved into a heap of sniveling mass.

"Well..... I am Touga Kiryuu and this is my fellow classmate Jury Arisugawa. We were in the middle of a duel and then a portal was opened and we found ourselves here."

Juri smacked his head, "you idiot! You don't even know what a portal is! How are you telling them this?!" Everyone simultaneously looks up at the sky as they ponder just how low this author will go.....

"Yes, well could you re-open this "portal" for us so that we can get back? I have a date with Utena!"

Juri erupted, "HOW ARE THEY GOING TO RE-OPEN A PORTAL THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WAS *OPENED* IN THE *FIRST* PLACE??!!!"

Everyone looked at Chichiri, who was still getting over the loss of his one true love, Naga. (-_-; Sorry all you Tas/Chiri lovers..... -_-... Hey! I love em too!) He was sitting on the ground watching a really old sappy flick on the t.v. that he conveniently carries in his ?kasa?. He was surrounded by an increasingly large pile of tissues and robotically eating chocolates.

"Oh John! Do you really have to leave me?"

"Yes, Sara. You know this is the only way!"

"I know, but it tears me apart to know that I'll never see you again!"

"Don't worry, my love will be with you forever!"

The two lovers embrace causing everyone watching and reading this fic to gag.

"Oh John!"

"Oh Sara!"

Chichiri blew his nose on another tissue, "It's *so* sad, no da! Naga! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME?!" He stretched out his arms to the sky and cried.

Everyone sweat-dropped, "I guess he can't help...."

Everyone thought quietly until they all came to the same inevitable conclusion, "TAIITSU-KUN!!!!!!!!!" The old woman was trying to silently float away, but was grabbed by the Director.

"PLEASE TAIITSU-KUN!!! YOU MUST SEND THEM AWAY!!! I WANT MY SET BACK!!!!" The controller sweat-dropped and turned to the newcomers, eyeing them.

Touga looked as though he would be sick. "What is your problem?" she snapped.

"I can't bear the ugliness..." Hotohori clapped Touga on the back.

"It's ok! I was the same way when I saw her for the first time! Don't worry, it only gets worse!"

"HOTOHORI!!!!!"

"Sorry Taiitsu-kun!"

He collapsed into a fit of laughter. The controller sighed. "I can re-open the portal, but it'll take a while for me to prepare, especially without my pupil...." she eyed Chichiri who was still crying and eating chocolate. "I hope he can get over that soon......"

"He better! He has a scene coming up!"

"So anyway! Your saying we're stuck here until she can re-open that portal?"

"Yes. So make yourselves comfortable."

Minutes later Juri was having a heated discussion with Miaka about Suzaku.

"Miracles don't exist! This is just an elaborate set-up!"

"Miracles do so exist! And I believe in Suzaku! He'll come and grant all our wishes!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"Will not!"

"Will too!"

"NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no!"

"YES, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

"You're just wasting your time!"

"Well, maybe I am! But I have to see this thing through!"

"You're just a naive little girl!"

"I don't care!" Miaka ended the debate by sticking out her tongue in very priestess-like (childish) manner. They both turned away from each other crossing their arms and huffing. Meanwhile Touga was slowly becoming insane as he didn't have anyone he could seduce or manipulate.

"Oh no!!! I'm going to miss my date with Utena! And Saionji is probably already planning his takeover of the Student Council! Ahhh!!!! He's evil! And he's always wanted my great and ominous power!!" At this point he was kneeling on the ground, clutching his head in his hands. Everyone who had been within 20 meters had hurriedly shifted away. "He'll take over, and then he'll start doing evil things!! But I won't allow this! No I won't! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'll get back soon and when I do, he'll cower at my feet!!! It's brilliant!! *BRILLIANT*!!!!!" He was now raving like a mad-man. "He'll have no choice but to bend before my will!! I'll show no mercy!!!! But, what if it's too late??!! He's evil!! *EVIL*!!!!!!!!" He was crying now, and everyone within a 3 mile radius had vacated the area.

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Flash over to the Revolutionary Girl Utena set.

Saionji is found in the kendo training room, swinging his bokken down in a repetitious fashion. He then collapses into a sniffling heap of mass. "Oh Touga! Where have thou gone?! *sniff* I need you here! I- I feel empty without you manipulating me!" He clutched his bokken as if it were a lifeline and curled into a fetal position, "why have you abandoned me?! I can't go on without you! Please Touga! Return, so I can once again feel your powers of persuasion!!" He then began to sob outright. The random students who just happened to also be training at the time shrugged and continued their activities, as this was a weekly occurrence.

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