Sometime later, Taiitsu-kun came floating back onto the set. She was followed by numerous Nyan Nyans who carried various "portal re-opening" spell items. She stopped when she saw Touga on the ground and considered turning around. Then she thought that the sooner they left, the sooner Fushigi Yugi would be filmed and she could return to beach-side condo. (Eww..... *shudders at thought of HER in a bathing suit*)

"I'm ready to perform the "portal re-opening". Would everyone please form a pentagon."

Yui jumped up, "Oh Thank Sieryuu you're here now! That weird girl Jury kept giving me the strangest looks. Like she was checking me out or something...." the blonde-haired girl shuddered.

Taiitsu-kun sweat-dropped, "alright..... Touga and Jury? Would you please stand in the center of the pentagon? Thank you!" The two stood frozen in the center, while everyone moved to form a pentagon around them. (By the way..... this pentagon was formed...... right in the middle of the set! HEHEHEHEHE!! *The Evil Chipmunk Strikes Again!!*) Jury had her arms crossed and looked angry, while Touga was still a sniffling/laughing mass of confusion. The Nyan Nyans floated and popped around the pentagon handing everyone several items. When these items were carefully examined, the entire cast sweat-dropped.

"Umm..... Taiitsu-kun? Why did you give us Hula-skirts?"

"Yea! And why do we have Leis? How exactly are you planning to perform this re-opening?"

"Well, in order to perform the ritual you must-"

The Nyan Nyans began to pop up, "We helped prepare for it!"

"Taiitsu-kun said we could help fix the set!"

"But she wouldn't let us fix her face!" With that the controller sent the little girls flying.

"Insufferable little brats..... can't get a word in edgewise!" Everyone was staring at her, "oh yes! *ahem* The ritual.... in order to re-open the portal you must don these outfits and Hula dance to the Hamster Dance song!!!!!" She threw back her head and laughed in a moment of temporary insanity.

Hotohori leaned over to Nakago and whispered, "I *knew* someone *that* repulsive was insane! I knew it!" Nakago nodded his head vigorously in agreement.

Taiitsu-kun regained her calm and fixed everyone with a cold stare, "what are you waiting for?! I'm serious! Put them on!" Everyone grudgingly put on the grass skirts and Leis. Mutters arose.

"I knew that she lived alone, but is she really *this* deprived?"

"It's not only just her body that's twisted!"

"I wonder how Chichiri survived three years with the Hag?"

"I think I'm gonna be sick!!"

Moments later everyone was seen wearing the sickeningly offending outfits and Taiitsu-kun was smiling at her handy-work.

"Alright! We are ready to begin! Nyan Nyan? Start the music!"

"Yay! Music, music!"

"Hamster dance! Hamster dance!"

The aforementioned song began to fill the air, and everyone grimaced and had to resist the urge to cover their ears, knowing what would happen to them if they did.

"Dica-dee-da-dee-dee-do-do! Dee-da-dee-dee-do!!"

"No!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!" Miboshi was on the ground, clutching his head. "My head feels like it's splitting apart!"

"MIBOSHI!!!! GET UP!!!! OR SUFFER A FAR GREATER FATE THEN THIS!!!!"

Miboshi struggled to his feet. Once there he shivered at the thought of being subjected to Taiitsu-kun's wrath.

"ALRIGHT! Everyone begin to Hula Dance! You two! Concentrate on your home set! Tomahome!! DANCE LIKE YOU *MEAN* IT!!!!!!!"

Everyone Hula danced to the increasingly annoying song. But it didn't seem to be working, as nothing happened. After the song had played 23 times, everyone finally collapsed from exhaustion.

"Well *that* didn't work, did it?" Tomahome was sulking.

Taiitsu-kun smacked him on the head, "OF COURSE IT DIDN'T WORK!!!!!! YOU WEREN'T DANCING WITH *ENTHUSIASM*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone was cowering.

Miaka piped up, "does that mean we have to try *again*?"

"NO!!!! WE ARE *NOT* GOING TO TRY *AGAIN*!!!!!"

"THEN WHAT THE HELL *ARE* WE GOING TO DO????!!!!!!"

"YOU'RE GOING TO DO NOTHING *TASUKI*!!!!! YOU WILL STAY OUT OF WAY, AS I PERFORM THE SPELL WHICH WILL RE-OPEN THE PORTAL!!!!!"

Everyone face-vaulted, "you mean there's a *spell* for this??!!"

"OF COURSE!!!"

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU USE *THAT* IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!!"

Taiitsu-kun sniffed, "because I didn't feel like it!"

Everyone face-vaulted... again. Tomahome jumped to his feet with his fists clenched, "how dare you make us Hula Dance to that offending song, *especially* since you could have just used a spell!!!!" he launched himself towards the controller. She waved her hand and he went flying into hyper space.

"Does anyone agree with him?"

They all sweat-dropped and shook their heads no.

"Good. Then I shall begin the spell."

Everyone was mumbling as she grumbled the incoherent words of the spell. When she opened her eyes, the black hole had reappeared....... right in the middle of the set. Touga and Jury stepped into the darkness, or rather Jury briskly walked into it while dragging a maddened Touga.

"Thanks for all your help." Then the portal closed on their retreating forms.

Everyone let out breaths that they didn't know they were holding. O.o

"Thank Suzaku they're gone!"

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Flash over to Utena set.

Touga and Jury reappear in the middle of the kendo training room. Saionji sees them and jumps from his fetal position. He runs up to Touga maddened with glee.

"Touga! Thank Dios, you've returned! I started to think you had forgotten about me!" He had glomped onto the red-head and was crying.

"Oh, he didn't forget about you.... His every thought was of you!" Jury rolled her eyes and left.

"Don't worry Saionji. I'm here now."

"Oh Touga! I missed being manipulated by you!"

"I know! Hey let's go back to my place."

The sniffling Saionji could only nod his head weakly, as they made their way out of the building.

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