The Director began to assemble everyone when there was a high-pitched scream and a huge orange and white robot appeared out of thin-air and crashed........ right in the middle of the set.
A white capsule sprang out of the back and a blue-haired girl stepped out. The Director was exasperated, again.
"And who, may I ask, are you, young lady?"
The girl stared at them blankly then fixed her icy gaze on the director, "I am Rei Ayanami. I am that which is myself. Who are you? Or rather who do you think you are?" A strange wind blew by then, rustling the tree leaves, as the theme music from the "Twilight Zone" filled the air. Rei did not flinch, she just continued to stare.
The Director cleared his throat , "I am the Director of Fushigi Yugi, whose set you and your machine over there are currently occupying. May I ask that you kindly move it so that my crew and I may get back to work?"
"I can not move it. My Eva will not have enough power when the time is right for me to leave. You will have to wait until I am called back."
"And if you are not "called back"?"
"Then I shall assume that they think me dead and I will remain here until it is true." She began to walk back to her Eva. The music is still playing. Suboshi bounces up.
"Whoa! Who's the babe?!"
"Don't even try Suboshi. She's strange......" But the teenager wasn't listening as he raced over to where the girl was climbing back into her Eva.
"Excuse me, miss? What's your name? Not like it matters or anything, but-"
"I am Rei Ayanami."
"Oh that's a nice name..... I'm Suboshi! So what is this thing anyway?" he gestured around himself at the huge suit.
"This is my Eva. I fight the Angels in it." She was busily pressing buttons and scanning the damage she had retained.
"Angels huh?" He got no response. He decided to change the subject, "well, right now we're trying to summon an ancient Chinese god by the name of Sieryuu, while our rivals try to revive Suzaku. It's cool, because when they are summoned, we get to have three wishes granted! Doesn't that sound cool?"
She stared at him, "do you truly believe in these gods? You people confuse me. Why would anyone want to reawaken a god? The powers that be should stay asleep." She returned to her work. Subohis stared, she *was* weird.
"Why are you staring at me?"
Suboshi jumped, "how did you know I was?"
"Because you make me feel uncomfortable..."
"Why? You're pretty."
"You embarrass me...." All of a sudden there was a static sound and a males' voice was heard from Rei's cockpit.
"Ayanami? Ayanami can you hear me? We're going to get you out of there! Just sit tight ok?"
A female voice joined in, "yea, Wonder-Girl! Just sit tight and leave everything to Asuka!" Rei began to climb into her cockpit until she noticed Suboshi still staring at her.
"Goodbye. Good luck against these 'Angels'."
She blushed and turned away, "thank you." She slipped into the seat and injected the plug back into the Eva. She then waited until she felt a surge of energy. With the last of her power reserves she launched her Eva up into the sky and it disappeared as two more stretched out there arms to lend assistance. Suboshi watched as she vanished from sight, and he felt empty. O.o
Yui came running up to him then and smacked him on the head, "hey, Ahou! Stop staring at the sky, we have things to do!" She dragged him off with her to review for their upcoming scenes.
(Ya ok..... I know! Kinda lame.... and short.... and stupid..... but hey! I couldn't think of anything else to do with her! It's 2:41am now and I was seriously considering dropping her out of the fic entirely! Oh well...... -_-...)
"Alright! This time we *will* film something!" Everyone groaned. This was getting annoying.
"Can we *please* just get the next scene done?" Tomahome was whining.
"Sure, Toma! When you get into place!"
"Whatever..." the Seishi took his place on the set, waiting for the others to follow his lead. No one did. "Guys? Let's get this over with!" He didn't say anything else because in the next instant he heard a yell and looked up to see a purple-haired girl on a bicycle coming towards him. He couldn't move and in a second, he was lying flattened on the ground, twitching. The girl stopped and looked at him coldly. (Oh yea...... Toma-kins had been standing...... right in the middle of the set.... *snickers*)
"Hey you Stupid-head! What is problem? Why you in Shampoo's way?"
He continued to twitch. "Shampoo late for ramen delivery now!" She was so busy complaining that she didn't notice the SD Miaka sneaking up behind her. Miaka snatched the ramen delivery box and in one gulp, consumed it's contents. She was sighing with satisfaction by the time Shampoo noticed anything was amiss.
She was furious, "YOU! YOU PIGGY-HEAD!!! YOU ATE WHOLE SHAMPOO DELIVERY!!!!????" She raised a fist at Miaka, who was now standing and staring back at her. "SHAMPOO WILL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!" she lunged but the Director stopped her.
"You can't! Miaka is my star!! I'm sorry! I'll pay for whatever she ate." Shampoo was barely constraining her anger.
"That girl ate ramen dinner for twenty!!!! And Shampoo rode *so* long to get here! Customers no be happy!!" The Director sweat-dropped.
"Tw- twenty?? In that little box?? Who was the customer??"
"Someone by name Lina Inverse...." the Director paled.
"Oh... this is bad.... Yes, this is very bad!!!" he reached into his pocket and pulled out his wallet, "Here you go! This should be enough to pay for what Miaka ate and to place a new order. Just make sure Miss Inverse gets her food ok??" He handed her a wack of bills, "now you go back and get that food."
Shampoo turned huffily away from the Director and Miaka, "Stupid girl! Now Shampoo have go back to restaurant and make brand new batch!! Then ride all the way back here!!!" She spotted Tomahome still lying on the ground. She kicked him, "this all your fault, you Stupid-head!!! If you no had been in Shampoo's way, Piggy-head no would have eaten ramen!!!!" She picked him up and threw him. "STAY OUT SHAMPOO'S WAY!!!!!!!!!!" She punched him and he flew into hyperspace, screaming in pain. (Rejoice) She picked up her bike. She was about to ride off when she sweat-dropped. She turned back to the Director with a sickeningly sweet smile.
"Umm..... Shampoo no know what way is back!" The Director face-vaulted.
Tokaki was immediately at her side, "don't worry Babe! I'll show you the way back!" Shampoo took out her trademark "ball-weapons". (Sorry! I don't know what they're called...... -_-;) She made short work of the man.
"GET AWAY FROM SHAMPOO YOU PERVE!!!!!!!" she watched with a smirk of satisfaction as the hentai flew through the mesosphere. Her eyes scanned the area. She noticed a wall and approached it, dragging her bike, "FINE!!! IF NO ONE TELL SHAMPOO WHERE IS EXIT, THEN SHAMPOO MAKE HER OWN!!!!!!" She smashed through the wall and turned, sticking her tongue out at all present. "Shampoo no stick around with Stupid-heads like you!" She continued to smash through the walls until she found herself on familiar ground. "Finally! Shampoo free!!! But now have make ramen dinner for twenty....." She growled and got onto her bike, riding off into the distance. Everyone left behind the shattered walls were sweat-dropping.
"Umm..... How long will it take to fix the walls?"
At that the Director collapsed into a fit of tears and screams of frustration, "THAT'S IT!!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!"
"You can't quit now! We're almost finished! The story was just getting to it's climax!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!!!! GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT!!!!!!!"