Hey! I'm back *smiles and crickets chirp in the b/g* -_-; Anyway, I have decided to keep this fic as humor. I know, I know, alot of you wanted it to be filled with alittle action too, but trust me,..I might have a sequel..and then maybe a villain will come P . Well, I hope you enjoy this chapter! Thanks to everyone that reviewed when ff.net was down!

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Last time on this fanfic...

Goku stretched his good arm and yawned softly to himself. He opened his eyes, and groggily looked at the clock. "Hmm..it's only 7:00am? Man, that's early. Oh well, I guess my breakfast is ready and is on the table in front of me.." Goku sat back on his wheelchair and looked around the room. He looked feverently at the table in front of him, but there was nothing there. No breakfast plus waking up early equals one mad Goku. Goku wished he could cross his arms, but his injured arm didn't allow it. Instead, Goku frowned and sighed. He couldn't believe Vegeta had subjected him to this! How could Goku go on through the rest of the day without breakfast? That's when Goku had the best idea that he could come up with..

"Well, since Vegeta didn't make me breakfast, why don't I really aggravate him today? That will show him to never miss breakfast ever again!" Goku smiled, satisfied with himself that he actually had a fool worthy plan to get Vegeta back as his own game.

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Trunks flew around the house, with the hideous suit in his hand, looking for his 'mean father'. Goten uneasily flew beside him, still upset with the idea of him having to go through with the plan. "Hey Trunks, maybe we shouldn't do this plan,.. it is kind of mean.." Trunks charged into super saiyan and ignored his best friend. "C'mon Goten! Don't you want to get him back for yelling at us?" Goten nodded, but replied, "Well, we don't have to do it this way...c'mon trunks.. let's do something else.." Trunks crossed his arms stubbornly. "No, this is perfect! I mean, imagine how stupid my dad will look with this hideous outfit!" It was Goten's turn to cross his arms. "Trunks, what does hideous mean?! You never told me!" Trunks rolled his eyes, and said, "Hideous means-"

Trunks was cut short when he noticed that he bumped into something.. or someone... "Uhh..hey dad!" Trunks smirked, and rubbed the back of his head. Vegeta, who had been extremely mad that Trunks had carelessly bumped into him, crossed his arms. "What do you want brat? Can't you see I'm on my way to Kakarot's room?.." Trunks nodded. "Uh huh..that's why I'm here.. heh.." Trunks motioned Goten to come to his side, and Goten didn't hesitate. "Well, spit it out! What do you pathetic brats want?" Vegeta got quickly impatient, seeming because he didn't have any patience in the first place. "Well," Trunks smirked a bit, "Me and Goten want you to.."

"Want me to what?" Vegeta said, crossing his arms subconsciously.

"Well, we want you to.." Trunks held up the butler uniform to his father, "..we want you to wear this!"

Vegeta's temper raised dramatically. "WHAT?! I WILL NOT WEAR SOME PATHETIC OUTFIT JUST FOR KAKAROT!" Trunks grinned and shook his head. "You're going to have to dad.. remember what mom said? If she hears a bad report from me-"

"YES! I KNOW WHAT THAT BLASTED WOMAN SAID!" Vegeta gave a look full of loathing to the extremely ugly suit and snatched it angrily out of Trunks' small hand. Vegeta furiously walked away from the two half-saiyans and walked down the hall to change. Trunks let out a small evil laugh, while Goten was crossing his arms. "That..wasn't very nice.." He pouted, while looking at his best friend with mad eyes. Trunks stopped laughing and too, looked at his best friend with mad eyes. "Well, we've been through this! My dad yelled at us! That was really mean, so why shouldn't we make him wear the butler's uniform?" Goten shook his head. "Yeah, but that was a little harsh.." Trunks frowned and once again crossed his arms. "Well, what else could've we done to get my dad mad?" At this, Trunks paused. A smirk slowly formed on his mischievous face. "I have another idea.."

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Goku sat back on his wheelchair, bored out of his mind. With his good hand, he tapped his fingers on the wheelchair handle. Wishing that he could push the chair, Goku got very aggravated at his inability. Goku looked up when he noticed that Goten and Trunks had entered the room. Goku smiled. "Hey guys! Whats up?" Goten looked at his dad, smiled, and replied, "Hey dad! Well, we came here to say-" "Say something important to you.." Trunks interrupted, knowing that Goten was trying to change the subject. Goten crossed his arms sulkily, and quieted down. Trunks took advantage of this and smiled. "Well, Goten's dad, we've decided to help you get my dad's attention. I mean, since he's your slave and all, if he's across the house, how are you going to get his attention? Well, me and Goten," Trunks motioned to his friend, "have got an idea. You see this?" Trunks withdrew a controller with a red button on it. Goku nodded, quite interested in what the semi-saiyan had to say. "Well, this is what my mom calls a 'buzzer'. When you hit it, a big sound is going to sound off through the whole house. When it does, my dad will come immediately, knowing that you're calling for him. It's that simple.." Goku smiled, amazed that the young kid knew so much about science. Trunks handed Goku the small controller and then crossed his arms. Goku looked over the controller in awe. "Wow...thanks Trunks! I really appreciate it.." Trunks smiled sheepishly and replied, "Ahh, it was nothing.." Trunks quickly ran out of the room, grabbing Goten's attention by doing so. Trunks grinned evilly, a grin that was practically identical to his father's, and looked over at Goten. Goten scratched his head in confusion, not knowing how the "buzzer" would affect Vegeta at all. "Um, Trunks? What does the buzzer do? I mean, what's the harm in it?" Trunks smiled, wanting to explain all of it to his friend. "Don't you get it? The buzzer, when it's pushed, will let out a loud annoying sound! That way, my dad will probably go crazy by the end of the day, after hearing it so much!" Goten nodded. "Ohhh..I get it now..but Trunks?" Trunks rolled his eyes and replied, "What is it now?"

"Well," Goten said, "..if the buzzer is going to sound throughout the whole house, then what's going to stop us from hearing it too?" Trunks hesitated immediately. "Uhh..I never thought of that.."

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Vegeta looked at his ridiculous reflection in the mirror. His hair was now groomed, and the outfit did not fit him at all. Vegeta clenched his fists in rising anger. He couldn't believe that his own son had corrupted him into putting on such an absurd uniform! Vegeta walked out of his room and walked awkwardly down the long winding hallway. It was then that Vegeta noticed that the pant legs were too short, and that they were extremely tight. Vegeta cringed under the tightness of it all, but he continued to somewhat stagger down the hall.

Buzzzzz.

Vegeta almost fell to the floor in surprise. "What was that?" Vegeta thought in complete shock. He had never heard something so loud-or so annoying- in his life! Vegeta thought something was desperately wrong..

"Hmph..maybe one of the brats snuck down to the woman's lab and broke something.." Thinking about the horrible punishments Bulma would give him, Vegeta hurriedly ran to Bulma's lab, and was about to open the door-

Buzzzzz.

This time, Vegeta actually did fall to the floor in surprise. Not only was the sound annoying, but somehow it had gotten louder. Vegeta stumbled to his feet, but this time he had no intention in getting in the empty lab.

"The sound came from Kakarot's room..but, what could be up there to produce such a sound?"

Vegeta growled with impatience as he ran down the "never ending hallway". He ran to "Kakarot's" room, and was about to open the door-

BUZZZZZ!!!

Vegeta opened the door and fell to the floor really hard. Goku looked at Vegeta in surprise. "Hey Vegeta!.. Whatcha doing down there?" Vegeta moaned in pain as he got up and rubbed his head trying to soothe the pain. Vegeta eventually got up, and looked slowly at Goku. "Kakarot, what is that annoying buzzing sound?!" Goku smiled. "Oh..you mean this one?"

BUZZZZZ!!!!

"YES! I mean that one but you don't have to press-"

BUZZZZZ!!!!!

"YOU ANNOYING SON OF A-"

BZZZZZ!!!!!!

Vegeta's anger had risen so much he hadn't even noticed that he turned super saiyan. Goku, who was laughing so hard he almost fell off his wheelchair, smiled. "Aww, c'mon Vegeta. I was only playing around. Just chill..." Vegeta breathed heavily at all the energy he put out, and lowered his power so he wasn't super saiyan anymore. "Kakarot, was is that?" Vegeta pointed to the black controller with the obvious big red button on it. "Oh this?" Goku replied. "Well," he continued, "it's a buzzer!" Vegeta's features contorted with anger. "That's obvious Kakarot, but why do you have it, and who gave you such an object?" Goku smiled cheesily and rubbed the back of his head like he always does. "Well, whenever I want to get your attention, I press this button. Even if your in the other side of the house, when I press this, you know that I want you to come." "AND WHO GAVE IT TO YOU?" "Trunks." "TRUNKS?!" "Yeah, he said it would help me get your attention..why? what's the big deal?" Vegeta slapped his forehead in annoyance. "What's the big deal? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS! THAT BRAT HAS BEEN TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE THIS WHOLE DAY! IV'E HAD IT!" Goku, utterly surprised by Vegeta's outburst, spoke up suddenly. "Well,..he is only ten years old..and besides, it hasn't been the whole day. Vegeta, it's only 8:30 in the morning.." If Vegeta could've been anymore angry at the moment, he just did it. "IT CAN'T BE 8:30!!!" Vegeta frantically looked at the clock. In big bold letters, it read 8:30. If it wasn't for his die hard pride, Vegeta would've fell on his knees and cried. Instead, Vegeta just crossed his arms and kept quiet. Silence filled the room. Silence. More silence. More and more silence. More and more and more silence. More and more and more and more-

"Hey Vegeta?" Vegeta looked at his fellow saiyan with loathe in his eyes. "What is it Kakarot?! Do you want to make my day even worse than it already is?!" Goku smiled and replied, "Well, I have an order for you Vegeta..." "AN ORDER?! YOU HAVE 'AN ORDER FOR ME'?! WELL, WHAT IS IT CLOWN?!" Goku crossed his arms in enjoyment. "Well...."

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I'm sorry, but I had to stop it there P *smirks evilly* It's such an awesome cliffy! Please review! Remenber, the more reviews, the faster I update.