SGL: Oh, the horror! The horror!

Otogi: What is it now?

SGL: I just found out what your dub name's gonna be...

Otogi: (scared) Oh, no...Please let me be like Yugi and Ryou...

SGL: I'm sure that most of you die-hard Otogi fans have already found out, but, I'm slow, so...it's gonna be...

...Duke Devlin...

Otogi: O.O

Ryou #5: I'm so sorry, Ryuuji...

Otogi: (tears stream down his face) It's okay... (sniffles) I'll be fine, just that my pride's been run over by the freight train known as 4Kids Entertainment...

SGL: (huggles Ryuuji) It's okay, it's okay...

Jou: Yeah, I know how you feel, I mean, I've had to go from Jounouchi, a way cool name, to...Joey. I sound like an ugly teenage girl from a bad prime time soap opera (Dawson's Creek; that show should die!)

Seto: You mean you're not?

Jou: Shut up! You got to keep your name...

~*~*~*~

Shizuka strolled down the street to her house, swaying her arms and twiddling the ring around her finger. She couldn't ever remember being so happy. She walked up to her front door and swung it open...

...To see the living room piled full of people crying on each other...not just any people; people who'd been spitting on each other the day before.

No one noticed she'd come in, except for Ryou who was shaking his head at Bakura. He smiled and stumbled over several people to get over to her .

"Hey, Shizuka!" He smiled.

She looked around again before replying. "Hi, Ryou! They finally stopped fighting?"

Ryou nodded. "Yep, and all it took was for me to yell at them...who knew?"

She smiled and looked over to her brother, who was with Honda in an obviously crushing hug, both with tears steaming down their faces, Jou out of love, Honda out of pain.

Yugi waved at Shizuka and bounced over to her. She giggled. It'd been so long since she'd seen him smile.

"Shizuka!" He cried out before springing up into her midriff for a one armed hug. She noticed that his one arm was in a cast, although he didn't.

With that, everyone in the room realized she'd come in, and all of them piled on top for a big group hug.

She fell backwards onto the couch, crushed, but laughing. When they finally removed themselves, Jou walked up and sat down next to her on the couch...and gave her a big hug.

"I'm sorry sis, I shouldn't have interfered."

"Interfered?" She sighed and hugged him back. "It's okay, Jou, I know you meant well."

After another 'aww' resounded through the room, Jou broke the hug and looked at her. "I saw you..."

"Huh?"

"I saw you at his house this morning, and it doesn't take an idiot to figure out what happened last night."

Everyone was quiet.

"I, um..." She stuttered.

"Uh, hey, everyone!" Seto suddenly cried out, "Isis and I are having a baby!"

Everyone was quiet...again.

Then, Mai and Anzu leaped on Isis, squealing like the girls they were. Yugi ran up and gave Seto a congratulatory hug, and Malik shook his hand.

Shizuka walked over to hug Seto and whispered, "Thank you..."

"No problem."

~*~*~*~

Otogi rushed into the hospital, the doctors had called saying that something bad had happened, and Furi wouldn't need the hospital's care anymore.

He bolted down the white-washed hallway, skidding around corners and just barely tripping headfirst into a large nurse carrying an equally large tray of meds.

He did, however, manage to run smack into the door marked 'Minota Furi'.

Groaning, he peeled himself off of it, to hear the giggling of some candy striper girls behind him. With a faint wave and his patented Melt-Me- In-Your-Mouth Smile, he wrenched open the door and flung himself in, just after seeing all of them blush and giggle again.

'Still got it...' He smiled to himself.

The room was darkened again, and he squinted towards the center, where three doctors were nervously surrounding the bed.

Furi was standing on the bed in her hospital gown, waving a crutch angrily at the scared doctors.

"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M STAYING IN THIS HOSPITAL FOR ONE MORE NIGHT!"

He smiled and walked over to the bed, and pushed the doctors away.

She saw him and humph-ed. "It's about time, you young people are getting slower by the day..."

She calmly climbed down from the bed, swinging the crutch over her shoulder. "I'll be waiting for you by the bus stop. My stuff is in the closet."

Otogi merely shrugged and sidled towards the closet. "She's ba- ack..."

~*~Two Weeks Later~*~

Shizuka and Ryuuji sat very close to each other, fingers entwined and occasionally kissing at each other's faces and necks.

"Do you, Kaiba Seto, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do." Seto never even took his eyes off Isis.

"And do you, Ishtahl Isis, take this man as your husband?"

"I do."

And in the beautiful garden of the Kaiba mansion, two were lawfully wed, two finally found each other ("Jou, of course I would..." said Mai.) And two more lived happily ever after...

THE END.

(Last Image of Otogi and Shizuka, kissing.)

~*~*~*~

SGL: Yay! I finished, so what do you think?

Ryuuji: Hey, I got to be in it! I give it a ten...

Ryou: Why'd I have to be the meddler?

SGL: Because you're cute.

Ryou: Oh, then it that case I also give it a ten ^.^ !

Seto: A 7.5, you spelled some stuff wrong...And I had to get married...no...(shudders)...Commitment...

SGL: Like I care...

Malik: A two.

SGL: WHAT?!?!?

Malik: (shrugs) I wasn't in it enough!

SGL: Maybe next time, YOU should win the Bikini Contest...

Malik: O.o

SGL: Anyway, thanks to everyone who read the story, like YugiKitty and co, Pikachumanic, and everyone else...

POWER TO THE OTOGI FANS! AND DOWN WITH 4KIDS!