The Slayers: Castaway Part I
Author's note~Please do not Point out couple errors or list any negative
feelings toward this story. Please observe that this is the way my
deranged imagination works! (
It was an average day in Sayruun. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Lina Inverse was.er.Feasting? Anyway, we see the gang lazily lounging at a nearby restaurant.
Amelia: You know what'd be fun? A cruise.
Gourry: You mean a cruise as in "Cruising through a forest?"
Lina smacks Gourry.
Lina: No you idiot! She means a Cruise as in "A big boat ride were your served drinks with little umbrellas in them" Kind of thing!
Amelia: Yeah-
Lina: -And also were your taken to a small distant island and pampered with room service and hot guys that take you on beautiful tours of the whole residence!
Xellos: Sounds nice.
Amelia: Yeah, And-
Lina: -A place where you can bask on the beaches and soak up the sun! It's final! We're going to book a cruise for 6 to a wondrous little island out in the middle of no where!
All: Right!
At the ticket booth.
Lina: 1,000 GOLD COINS!
T.B. Person: It's One hundred per person Plus additional room charge. Sorry, but no discounts.
Walking away from ticket booth.
Lina: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WANT 1,000 G.C.!
Zelgadis: What were you expecting? To get 6 people on a cruise for less then 100?
Lina: *eye twitching* As I recall, you were also in for this Zel.
Zelgadis: Well, it sounded like a nice thing at the time-
Lina: -Don't go mister Politics on me! We're going to get on that boat, and we're going to go to that island!
Naga: Right! Where we'll be pampered by hot guys and join topless native dances for the sick male pleasure!
Wind picks up. Lina strangles Naga.
Lina: Do you seriously think we were put on this planet for Male Pleasure?!?!?!
Guys: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*sweat drop*
Lina: Naga! If I didn't know you and you said that in public, I'D KILL YOU!!!
Xellos: What's holding you back?
Lina: Good point. FIREBA-
Zelgadis: *holding Lina back* WAIT! If your going to kill her, at least do it out of public!
Zel lets go of Lina.
Lina: Fine! Out of pubic! Anyway! We WILL get on that boat and we WILL go to that island!
Amelia: Something tells me this is going to be bad.
Later that day!
Amelia: Miss Lina? Are you sure this is ok?
Lina: Amelia, for the last time, this is perfectly fine! All we have to do is illegally sneak onto the boat and hitch a ride to the island, and when we get there-Crap! Someone's coming!*Crew pass*-And when we get there, Hi- Tail ourselves off the boat, say we came with the other passengers, and then live like Queens! *Looks at boys* And Kings.Got it?
Amelia: Er.well.ok.
Lina: Good! Now's our chance!
Every body scurries up the ramp and ducks behind a door with a sign labeled "Cargo".
Xellos: Well, we've past the worst of it, now for the 13 hour wait there.
All: *sigh*
Gourry: Are we there yet? *Pow!* Urug.
Seven hours later.
The boat begins to rock uneasily, more than before. Heavy Rain Clouds form above the raging ocean. Rain pours down upon the ship, our gang can hear the shouts of the crew.
Zelgadis: Seems as if a storm has picked up.
Lina: What's with all the racket? Xellos?
Xellos: Eh?
Lina: Go see what's up!
Xellos: But.Me.Why?!?
Lina: Because I said so! Now go! *Points toward door*
Xellos gets up and opens the door, walks outside, then slams it shut. Minutes later, a cold drenched, panting Xellos comes running through the door!
Xellos: A huge storm has picked up and the ship has been driven off course! The crew says this is the worst storm they has faced for years and that the ship may sink!
Cricket: Chirp.Chirp.Chirp.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one is running around the room screaming hopelessly!
Naga: We're gonna die!!!
Amelia: I'm to young to die!!!
Gourry: We're DOOMED!!!
Zelgadis: This can't be happening!!!
Lina: Is this punishment for illegally sneaking on to a boat?!?!?!
Xellos: If we help the captain/crew, maybe we WON'T die!
Lina: Good idea!
Every one runs out on deck! The rain is crashing against the ship, the waves are falling over the ship, passengers are falling overboard, *Author laughs evilly!* and the ship is rocking fiercely!
Xellos: *shouting* I'll go help bail!
Naga: *hollers* Me too! Whatever that is.
Lina: *shouts* Gourry and I will help with the sails! Zelgadis! Amelia! Keep the passengers onboard!
Zelgadis+Amelia: Ok!
Suddenly, a huge wave crashes into the boat and tips it! Our heroes are thrust overboard.and are lost at sea.
Sorry it was so short. I did this around 2 in the morning. Anyway, Please Review!!!
It was an average day in Sayruun. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Lina Inverse was.er.Feasting? Anyway, we see the gang lazily lounging at a nearby restaurant.
Amelia: You know what'd be fun? A cruise.
Gourry: You mean a cruise as in "Cruising through a forest?"
Lina smacks Gourry.
Lina: No you idiot! She means a Cruise as in "A big boat ride were your served drinks with little umbrellas in them" Kind of thing!
Amelia: Yeah-
Lina: -And also were your taken to a small distant island and pampered with room service and hot guys that take you on beautiful tours of the whole residence!
Xellos: Sounds nice.
Amelia: Yeah, And-
Lina: -A place where you can bask on the beaches and soak up the sun! It's final! We're going to book a cruise for 6 to a wondrous little island out in the middle of no where!
All: Right!
At the ticket booth.
Lina: 1,000 GOLD COINS!
T.B. Person: It's One hundred per person Plus additional room charge. Sorry, but no discounts.
Walking away from ticket booth.
Lina: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WANT 1,000 G.C.!
Zelgadis: What were you expecting? To get 6 people on a cruise for less then 100?
Lina: *eye twitching* As I recall, you were also in for this Zel.
Zelgadis: Well, it sounded like a nice thing at the time-
Lina: -Don't go mister Politics on me! We're going to get on that boat, and we're going to go to that island!
Naga: Right! Where we'll be pampered by hot guys and join topless native dances for the sick male pleasure!
Wind picks up. Lina strangles Naga.
Lina: Do you seriously think we were put on this planet for Male Pleasure?!?!?!
Guys: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.*sweat drop*
Lina: Naga! If I didn't know you and you said that in public, I'D KILL YOU!!!
Xellos: What's holding you back?
Lina: Good point. FIREBA-
Zelgadis: *holding Lina back* WAIT! If your going to kill her, at least do it out of public!
Zel lets go of Lina.
Lina: Fine! Out of pubic! Anyway! We WILL get on that boat and we WILL go to that island!
Amelia: Something tells me this is going to be bad.
Later that day!
Amelia: Miss Lina? Are you sure this is ok?
Lina: Amelia, for the last time, this is perfectly fine! All we have to do is illegally sneak onto the boat and hitch a ride to the island, and when we get there-Crap! Someone's coming!*Crew pass*-And when we get there, Hi- Tail ourselves off the boat, say we came with the other passengers, and then live like Queens! *Looks at boys* And Kings.Got it?
Amelia: Er.well.ok.
Lina: Good! Now's our chance!
Every body scurries up the ramp and ducks behind a door with a sign labeled "Cargo".
Xellos: Well, we've past the worst of it, now for the 13 hour wait there.
All: *sigh*
Gourry: Are we there yet? *Pow!* Urug.
Seven hours later.
The boat begins to rock uneasily, more than before. Heavy Rain Clouds form above the raging ocean. Rain pours down upon the ship, our gang can hear the shouts of the crew.
Zelgadis: Seems as if a storm has picked up.
Lina: What's with all the racket? Xellos?
Xellos: Eh?
Lina: Go see what's up!
Xellos: But.Me.Why?!?
Lina: Because I said so! Now go! *Points toward door*
Xellos gets up and opens the door, walks outside, then slams it shut. Minutes later, a cold drenched, panting Xellos comes running through the door!
Xellos: A huge storm has picked up and the ship has been driven off course! The crew says this is the worst storm they has faced for years and that the ship may sink!
Cricket: Chirp.Chirp.Chirp.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Every one is running around the room screaming hopelessly!
Naga: We're gonna die!!!
Amelia: I'm to young to die!!!
Gourry: We're DOOMED!!!
Zelgadis: This can't be happening!!!
Lina: Is this punishment for illegally sneaking on to a boat?!?!?!
Xellos: If we help the captain/crew, maybe we WON'T die!
Lina: Good idea!
Every one runs out on deck! The rain is crashing against the ship, the waves are falling over the ship, passengers are falling overboard, *Author laughs evilly!* and the ship is rocking fiercely!
Xellos: *shouting* I'll go help bail!
Naga: *hollers* Me too! Whatever that is.
Lina: *shouts* Gourry and I will help with the sails! Zelgadis! Amelia! Keep the passengers onboard!
Zelgadis+Amelia: Ok!
Suddenly, a huge wave crashes into the boat and tips it! Our heroes are thrust overboard.and are lost at sea.
Sorry it was so short. I did this around 2 in the morning. Anyway, Please Review!!!