The Slayers: Castaway Part II
~Authors Note~ I just want to note that I support trads! (With a few
adjustments). Erm.that's all. R+R (Don't hurt me! ^.^)
Bird: Coo!.Coooo!.COOOOAHHH- *Gasp, Choke, Cough!*
Lina wakes to find herself beached on an island, grasping the demon bird's neck that had (ever so intentionally) waken her up.
Lina: YOU STUPID GOD DAMNED BIRD I'M GONNA FRIiii you? *Looks around* Er, where am I?
She gets up (Still holding the bird) and walks around. Only seeing herself she wonders.
Lina: What happened? *Thinks* All I remember is.Me, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Naga, and Xellos.in a storm, on a boat.when the boat tipped and.Oh My God!!! Could I have been the only survivor?!? *shouts* HEY ZEL! AMELIA!? NAGA?! YOU THERE?!?
Lina listens, (Still holding bird) but doesn't hear a reply. Her stomach growls. She decides to walk around the island until she can spot something that looks remotely edible. She starts her long walk up by the palm trees.(Still holding the bird)
Meanwhile.
Just on the other side of the island.
Gourry: *Walking through islands jungle* Oh man, am I hungry.
Spots a coconut tree.
Gourry: FOOD!
He runs over to the tree and looks up at it.
Gourry: But how am I going to get it?
A monkey crawls up the tree and grabs a coconut.
Gourry: Hey! Mister Monkey! Will you pass me one of those?
The monkey ignores him.
Gourry: Hey! Monkey! I'm talking to you! Listen! Pass me one of those round things!
The monkey looks at him and sticks its tongue out as a rude gesture, then grabs a coconut and chucks it at him! The coconut barely misses.
Gourry: *Covering head* What are you trying to do?!? Kill me?!?
The monkey reaches for more.
Gourry: Hey! Wait! Maybe we can work this out! I mean, you're a monkey and I'm a human! We're not that different! *Author "Hehehehe."*
Suddenly coconuts start plummeting toward Gourry. Dodging most, one hits.
Gourry: Owwwwww!!! *Picks up a fallen coconut* Hey, this isn't food.These are rocks! I never knew rocks grew on trees. 0.o. Infact! I never knew they were fuzzy either.*Throws over shoulder* Oh well, better keep looking. (For all those Gourry lovers out there, please don't hurt me ^.^)
On another part of the island
Distant Voice: Hey, wake up! Hellllllooooo?!? Anyone home? Fine then. *Minutes later* Splash!
Amelia: Hey! Who did that?!? *Looks around and finds Zelgadis with a coconut bowl partially filled with water* Oh, it's you. Sorry. ^-^;
Zelgadis: Yeah, no problem. You've been asleep for a hour or so.At least I THINK an hour. There's no way to tell time on this island, except for the sun. Amelia: Island? *She focuses on her were-abouts* Oooooh, island. Last night when that storm picked up, we were thrown tossed overboard weren't we?
Zelgadis: Appears that way.
Amelia: Are we the ONLY survivors?
Zelgadis: I doubt it. Something tells me Lina and Gourry made it too. But Naga? She's unpredictable. Xellos, on the other hand, is probably up and scheming some evil plot to take over this island and make us his slaves.
As he sees Amelia's face grow pale, he smiles evilly.
Zelgadis: Amelia, I'm only joking.
Amelia: Right! I knew that! Really! I did!
Zelgadis: Okaaay.*sweatdrop*
Amelia: I'm hungry.
Zelgadis: Aren't we all.
Amelia stands up dusts herself off.
Amelia: I'm going to go look for food. I won't be gone long.
Zelgadis: Try to get back before dusk, we don't know what things may lurk at night.
Amelia: Right!
Lina: (Still holding bird) NEED, FOOD, NOW! *spots something in the jungle* Huh? *blinks* GOURRY!
Lina hastily runs over to Gourry.
Lina: HEY! GOURRY! *Stops immediately* Gourry? 0.o
She sees him tied up to a palm tree with a string dangling a peeled banana in front of him, just out of reach. ^-^
Lina: 0.o, Gourry, who did this to you?
Gourry looks at Lina, pouting.
Gourry: *Sniff sniff* THE MONKEYS!
Lina: *Glomps him with the bird, sweatdrop* Gourry, your so dumb, even monkeys manipulate you.*Unties him*
Gourry grabs the banana and eats it. Lina steps on his foot.
Lina: *Heatmark* EVER HERD OF LADIES FIRST?!?!
Gourry: *Hopping around on one foot, crying* I'M SORRY!
Lina: *Grabs Gourry by his ear and starts walking* Your coming with me to find Zel and Amelia!
Gourry: Have Mercy!
Lina: *Pummel* -_-
Amelia is walking through the jungle on her wild quest to find food.
Amelia: Hm, no.just went that way. Maybe. No, checked their too. *Looks up at sky* It's getting kinda dark, I should head back now. *She turns around* Hey! I didn't come that way. Oh no. I'm. LOST! *Whimper*
Naga: MMMRRRMMPHHHH!! *Pulls head out of ground* OH-HO HO HO HO HO! I, The Great Naga, Have merely survived DEATH! OH-HO HO HO! I'll find you Lina Inverse! *Runs off into jungle.trips.* MMMRRRMMPHHHH!!
Amelia: 0.o.Mister Xellos?
Xellos is hanging upside down, with a string connecting him to his staff, witch is hanging on the cliff.below him is water with a school of piranhas trying to bite his head off.
Xellos: *Sweatdrop* Why, hello Amelia.You don't think you can get me down from here, do you?
Amelia: 0.o.uh.
Xellos: *Looks at the piranha* .
Amelia: *Sweatdrop* now, how did this happen?
Xellos: The monkeys.
Amelia: *Major sweatdrop* Riiiiiiiiight.
Staff shuffles.
Xellos: O.O!
Suddenly, Lina comes smashing through the bushes (followed by Gourry.on a leash ^-^)
Lina: 0.o.Um *Scratches head* What's going on here? ^-^;
Gourry: IT WAS THE MONKEYS, WASN'T IT! *Lina yanks on leash* -_-.
Xellos: *hand behind head* yeah.
Lina: 0.o
Staff shuffles again
Xellos: *Flailing arms* GAHHHHH!!!
Amelia: Don't worry Mister Xellos! Help is on its way! *She Ray Wings over to him, starts tugging on staff* It's stuck!
Lina and Gourry help her.
Lina: Heave!
Gourry: Ho!
Lina: Heave!
Gourry: Ho!
Lina: *Sweating* Xellos! I know you're a Mazoku an all, but. DAMMIT! HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?!?
Xellos: Why Lina, that of course, is a secret! ^_^
Lina: ARAAAAGH!!! *Starts ripping out hair* DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IS?!?
The Piranha scatter.
Lina: What the-
Gourry: Huh?
A Sea Dragon raises it's head out of the water.(Author: Yeah, I know.I'm evil ^-^)
Xellos: *Whimper*
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Make sure to stay tuned for The Slayers: Castaway Part III! Please Review!
Bird: Coo!.Coooo!.COOOOAHHH- *Gasp, Choke, Cough!*
Lina wakes to find herself beached on an island, grasping the demon bird's neck that had (ever so intentionally) waken her up.
Lina: YOU STUPID GOD DAMNED BIRD I'M GONNA FRIiii you? *Looks around* Er, where am I?
She gets up (Still holding the bird) and walks around. Only seeing herself she wonders.
Lina: What happened? *Thinks* All I remember is.Me, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis, Naga, and Xellos.in a storm, on a boat.when the boat tipped and.Oh My God!!! Could I have been the only survivor?!? *shouts* HEY ZEL! AMELIA!? NAGA?! YOU THERE?!?
Lina listens, (Still holding bird) but doesn't hear a reply. Her stomach growls. She decides to walk around the island until she can spot something that looks remotely edible. She starts her long walk up by the palm trees.(Still holding the bird)
Meanwhile.
Just on the other side of the island.
Gourry: *Walking through islands jungle* Oh man, am I hungry.
Spots a coconut tree.
Gourry: FOOD!
He runs over to the tree and looks up at it.
Gourry: But how am I going to get it?
A monkey crawls up the tree and grabs a coconut.
Gourry: Hey! Mister Monkey! Will you pass me one of those?
The monkey ignores him.
Gourry: Hey! Monkey! I'm talking to you! Listen! Pass me one of those round things!
The monkey looks at him and sticks its tongue out as a rude gesture, then grabs a coconut and chucks it at him! The coconut barely misses.
Gourry: *Covering head* What are you trying to do?!? Kill me?!?
The monkey reaches for more.
Gourry: Hey! Wait! Maybe we can work this out! I mean, you're a monkey and I'm a human! We're not that different! *Author "Hehehehe."*
Suddenly coconuts start plummeting toward Gourry. Dodging most, one hits.
Gourry: Owwwwww!!! *Picks up a fallen coconut* Hey, this isn't food.These are rocks! I never knew rocks grew on trees. 0.o. Infact! I never knew they were fuzzy either.*Throws over shoulder* Oh well, better keep looking. (For all those Gourry lovers out there, please don't hurt me ^.^)
On another part of the island
Distant Voice: Hey, wake up! Hellllllooooo?!? Anyone home? Fine then. *Minutes later* Splash!
Amelia: Hey! Who did that?!? *Looks around and finds Zelgadis with a coconut bowl partially filled with water* Oh, it's you. Sorry. ^-^;
Zelgadis: Yeah, no problem. You've been asleep for a hour or so.At least I THINK an hour. There's no way to tell time on this island, except for the sun. Amelia: Island? *She focuses on her were-abouts* Oooooh, island. Last night when that storm picked up, we were thrown tossed overboard weren't we?
Zelgadis: Appears that way.
Amelia: Are we the ONLY survivors?
Zelgadis: I doubt it. Something tells me Lina and Gourry made it too. But Naga? She's unpredictable. Xellos, on the other hand, is probably up and scheming some evil plot to take over this island and make us his slaves.
As he sees Amelia's face grow pale, he smiles evilly.
Zelgadis: Amelia, I'm only joking.
Amelia: Right! I knew that! Really! I did!
Zelgadis: Okaaay.*sweatdrop*
Amelia: I'm hungry.
Zelgadis: Aren't we all.
Amelia stands up dusts herself off.
Amelia: I'm going to go look for food. I won't be gone long.
Zelgadis: Try to get back before dusk, we don't know what things may lurk at night.
Amelia: Right!
Lina: (Still holding bird) NEED, FOOD, NOW! *spots something in the jungle* Huh? *blinks* GOURRY!
Lina hastily runs over to Gourry.
Lina: HEY! GOURRY! *Stops immediately* Gourry? 0.o
She sees him tied up to a palm tree with a string dangling a peeled banana in front of him, just out of reach. ^-^
Lina: 0.o, Gourry, who did this to you?
Gourry looks at Lina, pouting.
Gourry: *Sniff sniff* THE MONKEYS!
Lina: *Glomps him with the bird, sweatdrop* Gourry, your so dumb, even monkeys manipulate you.*Unties him*
Gourry grabs the banana and eats it. Lina steps on his foot.
Lina: *Heatmark* EVER HERD OF LADIES FIRST?!?!
Gourry: *Hopping around on one foot, crying* I'M SORRY!
Lina: *Grabs Gourry by his ear and starts walking* Your coming with me to find Zel and Amelia!
Gourry: Have Mercy!
Lina: *Pummel* -_-
Amelia is walking through the jungle on her wild quest to find food.
Amelia: Hm, no.just went that way. Maybe. No, checked their too. *Looks up at sky* It's getting kinda dark, I should head back now. *She turns around* Hey! I didn't come that way. Oh no. I'm. LOST! *Whimper*
Naga: MMMRRRMMPHHHH!! *Pulls head out of ground* OH-HO HO HO HO HO! I, The Great Naga, Have merely survived DEATH! OH-HO HO HO! I'll find you Lina Inverse! *Runs off into jungle.trips.* MMMRRRMMPHHHH!!
Amelia: 0.o.Mister Xellos?
Xellos is hanging upside down, with a string connecting him to his staff, witch is hanging on the cliff.below him is water with a school of piranhas trying to bite his head off.
Xellos: *Sweatdrop* Why, hello Amelia.You don't think you can get me down from here, do you?
Amelia: 0.o.uh.
Xellos: *Looks at the piranha* .
Amelia: *Sweatdrop* now, how did this happen?
Xellos: The monkeys.
Amelia: *Major sweatdrop* Riiiiiiiiight.
Staff shuffles.
Xellos: O.O!
Suddenly, Lina comes smashing through the bushes (followed by Gourry.on a leash ^-^)
Lina: 0.o.Um *Scratches head* What's going on here? ^-^;
Gourry: IT WAS THE MONKEYS, WASN'T IT! *Lina yanks on leash* -_-.
Xellos: *hand behind head* yeah.
Lina: 0.o
Staff shuffles again
Xellos: *Flailing arms* GAHHHHH!!!
Amelia: Don't worry Mister Xellos! Help is on its way! *She Ray Wings over to him, starts tugging on staff* It's stuck!
Lina and Gourry help her.
Lina: Heave!
Gourry: Ho!
Lina: Heave!
Gourry: Ho!
Lina: *Sweating* Xellos! I know you're a Mazoku an all, but. DAMMIT! HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?!?
Xellos: Why Lina, that of course, is a secret! ^_^
Lina: ARAAAAGH!!! *Starts ripping out hair* DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING ANNOYING THAT IS?!?
The Piranha scatter.
Lina: What the-
Gourry: Huh?
A Sea Dragon raises it's head out of the water.(Author: Yeah, I know.I'm evil ^-^)
Xellos: *Whimper*
All: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Make sure to stay tuned for The Slayers: Castaway Part III! Please Review!