Johnny and the Squirrels
Part two
It still isn't 2 A.M.
I still own nothing.
I still enjoy Squeeze Cheeze
This is still inspired by EvilSquirrels
Yes, they are out to get you and they are always watching, even whilst you
eat your burrito.
As thought previously by Johnny, the small gray rodent returned. But this time, it had reinforcements. Nny glared at the squirrel that he thought to be the leader. It had angered him. Greatly. He quickly chucked his knife at one squirrel, severing its head completely from its body. The squirrels wasted no time mourning the death of their comrade. Heartless bastards. They attacked swiftly, gnawing at parts of Johnny's head, arms and toes. He swiped and clawed and slashed to no avail; the squirrels were over powering him. He finally got an idea. He reached into his bag with his now squirrel covered arms and produced a flamethrower. (A/N: Sweet! I want one of those!) He toasted the squirrels, their crispity, black, well-cooked bodies falling off of him. As soon as all the squirrels were dead, he continued on his merry way to fulfill his brainfreezy desires. The End! It had no point! Cool, huh? Yes, it is. It's very cool. I eat your moose now. Review. Goodbye.
As thought previously by Johnny, the small gray rodent returned. But this time, it had reinforcements. Nny glared at the squirrel that he thought to be the leader. It had angered him. Greatly. He quickly chucked his knife at one squirrel, severing its head completely from its body. The squirrels wasted no time mourning the death of their comrade. Heartless bastards. They attacked swiftly, gnawing at parts of Johnny's head, arms and toes. He swiped and clawed and slashed to no avail; the squirrels were over powering him. He finally got an idea. He reached into his bag with his now squirrel covered arms and produced a flamethrower. (A/N: Sweet! I want one of those!) He toasted the squirrels, their crispity, black, well-cooked bodies falling off of him. As soon as all the squirrels were dead, he continued on his merry way to fulfill his brainfreezy desires. The End! It had no point! Cool, huh? Yes, it is. It's very cool. I eat your moose now. Review. Goodbye.