The Mary Springer Show!!
Mary: Hi, welcome to the show! I'm Jerrys sister. He got all the good things. I got all the tough breaks!! *Jumps up ans screams* Life isnt fair!! *Looks at audience* Uh, well heres our show. Its called: Cheating in another haystack. Our first guest.......Kel!!!
Kel: *walks out in slutty dress* Hiya!
Mary: Kel, is it true that you have been cheating on Cleon with another guy in another haystack?!
Kel *Nods* Oh yeah baby! *audience boos* Well you would too! My new guy is super cute.
Mary: Does Cleon know?
Kel: No
Mary: Lets bring him out!
Cleon walks out in baggy pants and tight shirt. Girls in audience swoon. He grabs his crotch.
Mary: *licks her lips* he is so hot! Uh...Cleon please come over here.
Cleon: *sits down* Pearl baby, why'a we here?
Kel: Cleon, babyface, I have something to tell you.
Cleon: *double takes* Wait, this is the Mary Springer Show isnt it? The seemingly less famous talk show? Kel! *screams* what have you done?
Kel: *smiles sweetly* Cleon...
Cleon: Kel! * looks at her severely* I thought you gave up prostitution!
Kel: I did!
*Both argue uncomprehensively*
Mary: Well, um, Kel please tell Cleon why he's here
Kel: *squirms* Cleon, I've been cheating on you in another haystack.
Cleon: *jumps up* Kel! I thought you loved me!
Kel: No
*audience boos*
Kel: Yeah, I'm really that shallow.
Mary: And lets bring out Kels new guy now........
A/N So did you like it? Its my first try so dont expect too much. review please. Whatever you want. If people like it, I'll continue it. I only need 1 or 2 reviews.
Mary: Hi, welcome to the show! I'm Jerrys sister. He got all the good things. I got all the tough breaks!! *Jumps up ans screams* Life isnt fair!! *Looks at audience* Uh, well heres our show. Its called: Cheating in another haystack. Our first guest.......Kel!!!
Kel: *walks out in slutty dress* Hiya!
Mary: Kel, is it true that you have been cheating on Cleon with another guy in another haystack?!
Kel *Nods* Oh yeah baby! *audience boos* Well you would too! My new guy is super cute.
Mary: Does Cleon know?
Kel: No
Mary: Lets bring him out!
Cleon walks out in baggy pants and tight shirt. Girls in audience swoon. He grabs his crotch.
Mary: *licks her lips* he is so hot! Uh...Cleon please come over here.
Cleon: *sits down* Pearl baby, why'a we here?
Kel: Cleon, babyface, I have something to tell you.
Cleon: *double takes* Wait, this is the Mary Springer Show isnt it? The seemingly less famous talk show? Kel! *screams* what have you done?
Kel: *smiles sweetly* Cleon...
Cleon: Kel! * looks at her severely* I thought you gave up prostitution!
Kel: I did!
*Both argue uncomprehensively*
Mary: Well, um, Kel please tell Cleon why he's here
Kel: *squirms* Cleon, I've been cheating on you in another haystack.
Cleon: *jumps up* Kel! I thought you loved me!
Kel: No
*audience boos*
Kel: Yeah, I'm really that shallow.
Mary: And lets bring out Kels new guy now........
A/N So did you like it? Its my first try so dont expect too much. review please. Whatever you want. If people like it, I'll continue it. I only need 1 or 2 reviews.