Disclaimer: I wish I owned Dragonball Z, but know, I'm poor.
A/N : This fic is wild! I tell ya. If you read the summary, and you know my B/V nature, you know who's gonna hook up with Bulma in the end. To sum it up, the 6 saiya-jins land on earth in search for Bulma, their computers show that she has what it takes to bear saiya-jin children, and a strong child, even if it would be a demi-saiya-jin. watch the Bumbling saiya-jins try to win Bulma's love!
Chapter 3 :
Ugly First Hello!
Bulma peaked her eye open and saw her ceiling. She opene her other eyes and groaned. She was tired, but something in the back of her head, was nagging her to get up.
*That's right. I came up here last night to get some sleep. Everything before that is a blur? Why?* Bulma thought. Bulma closed her eyes and for a moment she saw herself fall uncouncious and before she succumbed to the darkness, she looked into dark eyes holding a small amount of regrett.
Bulma thought her imagination was getting the best of her. She stood up and stretched. She decided she'd where a plaid skirt and a black shirt with the words "My head's that way dumbass" along with a arrow pointing up. Bulma also wore her boots. Bulma dressed like this, when she was feeling full of woman power. For some strange reason, she felt she'd need these clothes.
*What's wrong with me? Woah, breakfast!*
Bulma walked downstairs and turned sharply towards her father who was cooking scrambled eggs. There was a larger amoutn than usual. She glanced to her side and there were dihes already in it, piled to the ceiling really.
*These looked like they were used? Who could eat that much?* Bulma thought.
Bulma suddenly looked up and remembered that in her rush to get food, she saw a large blur in the corner of her eye. Fearful that this 'blur' was the cause of the mysterious things occuing today, Bulma turned slowly. Her thoughts was correct. There were 6 people, who she'd never seen in her life, all except the smaller being who had his eyes closed, brows etched tightly together, and his hands closed.
*That guy, was the guy who I thought I imaginated about just a moment ago. He looks agitated. He looks a lot of things. He looks hot. He looks pissed. He looks like he needs a hug or something.* Bulma thought.
Bulma's thoughts were ceased.
"Mornin' Sweetcheeks"
That sick remark came from a taller guy with hair longer than hers. bulma began to growl deeply.
"Bulma, temper temper" Dr. briefs muttered to her.
Bulma slowly collected himself. Two other saiya-jins who looked alike were looking her way. Bulma was getting the creeps.
"You're beautiful" the more innocent guy said.
"You're a species of your own. Beauty being your main feature" The one looking more sinisterly commented.
"Nice remarks, but who the hell are you?"
"I like a woman who gets to the point. I'm Radditz"
The saiya-jin beside Radditz elbowed him in his stomach. Making the saiya-jin gasp for breath.
"Excuse his forwardness, I'm Turles. Did anyone tell you you were the definition of heaven at it's finest?"
The sound of Vegeta sighing tiredly broke the silent air between the woman and her new guests.
"No, but thanks for the complement." Bulma growled.
"Hi, I'm Kakarott. You're name's Bulma right? I hope we become friends."
"I...hope so to...Kakarott."
Bulma looked past the three obvious saiya-jins and looked to the ones who were the most quiet. The most mysterious. The most behaved.
"Well don't you three have anything else to say?" Bulma asked angrily.
"No we don't" A tall bald one replied.
"I do."
Bulma looked to Brolli. He looked like a person she could talk to in a intellegent conversation.
"Introductions are in order. I'm Brolli. The one to my left is Nappa, and to my right is our Prince Vegeta"
"Prince?" Bulma questioned.
Bulma never thought she'd meet royalty or ever imagine having royalty in her home.
*He can't eb what i think he is. If he's royalty, he's either a sweetie, or a*
"Stop staring at me you ill minded woman!"
*Arroagant Jackass!* Bulma finished her thought.
"I never thought I'd ask of royalty to hold it's tounge!" Bulma snapped back.
"Silence your ugly head. Do you even know why we are really here?"
Bulma had a puzzeled expression on her face. She narrowed her eyes back to Vegeta with a look of 'We'll finish this later!', but all in all, she was clueless as to why aliens were in her home.
"We are here to mate you. You have to choose between the three of those idiots."
"Why not all six of you? Or are you three gay?"
"Gay?" Brolli screamed.
"We are not of homosexuality. We just don't like you" Vegeta simply said.
"Like me? Why the hell not?" Bulma screamed in Vegeta's face.
"This is the exact reason. You're nothing of our expectations. We usually expect refined LADIES, who have maners and act as the sex they are. Not loud, ugly, and with Male like features" Vegeta replied. Knowing full well this would strike the woman.
"How.Dare.YOU!"
Bulma pulled her arm back prepared the slap the crap out of Vegeta, or what she wanted him to think. He merely smirked at her feeble attempt of revenge. He grabbed her left hand before it made contact with his cheek aswell as her right hand from slapping his cheek. He wasn't prepared for her knee that went straight for his crown jewls. And I'm not talking about the Jewels of the Saiya-jin Royal House.
"You bitch!"
Vegeta tried to charge at Bulma, but one he was stopped by pain, stopped by Brolli holding his shoulder, and by the three intrested males protecting Bulma. vegeta growled deep in his throat. He looked up in Bulma's face, and directly in her eyes giving her a replying glare of saying 'yes, this isn't over yet!'.
Like the tittle said, ugly first hello! Next chapter, everyone settles in. And who discoveres there going into a rut in a few days?
Furniture, ki balls, and china will fly, aswell as Bulma's temper and Vegeta's impatience. Please review! REVIEW! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N : This fic is wild! I tell ya. If you read the summary, and you know my B/V nature, you know who's gonna hook up with Bulma in the end. To sum it up, the 6 saiya-jins land on earth in search for Bulma, their computers show that she has what it takes to bear saiya-jin children, and a strong child, even if it would be a demi-saiya-jin. watch the Bumbling saiya-jins try to win Bulma's love!
Chapter 3 :
Ugly First Hello!
Bulma peaked her eye open and saw her ceiling. She opene her other eyes and groaned. She was tired, but something in the back of her head, was nagging her to get up.
*That's right. I came up here last night to get some sleep. Everything before that is a blur? Why?* Bulma thought. Bulma closed her eyes and for a moment she saw herself fall uncouncious and before she succumbed to the darkness, she looked into dark eyes holding a small amount of regrett.
Bulma thought her imagination was getting the best of her. She stood up and stretched. She decided she'd where a plaid skirt and a black shirt with the words "My head's that way dumbass" along with a arrow pointing up. Bulma also wore her boots. Bulma dressed like this, when she was feeling full of woman power. For some strange reason, she felt she'd need these clothes.
*What's wrong with me? Woah, breakfast!*
Bulma walked downstairs and turned sharply towards her father who was cooking scrambled eggs. There was a larger amoutn than usual. She glanced to her side and there were dihes already in it, piled to the ceiling really.
*These looked like they were used? Who could eat that much?* Bulma thought.
Bulma suddenly looked up and remembered that in her rush to get food, she saw a large blur in the corner of her eye. Fearful that this 'blur' was the cause of the mysterious things occuing today, Bulma turned slowly. Her thoughts was correct. There were 6 people, who she'd never seen in her life, all except the smaller being who had his eyes closed, brows etched tightly together, and his hands closed.
*That guy, was the guy who I thought I imaginated about just a moment ago. He looks agitated. He looks a lot of things. He looks hot. He looks pissed. He looks like he needs a hug or something.* Bulma thought.
Bulma's thoughts were ceased.
"Mornin' Sweetcheeks"
That sick remark came from a taller guy with hair longer than hers. bulma began to growl deeply.
"Bulma, temper temper" Dr. briefs muttered to her.
Bulma slowly collected himself. Two other saiya-jins who looked alike were looking her way. Bulma was getting the creeps.
"You're beautiful" the more innocent guy said.
"You're a species of your own. Beauty being your main feature" The one looking more sinisterly commented.
"Nice remarks, but who the hell are you?"
"I like a woman who gets to the point. I'm Radditz"
The saiya-jin beside Radditz elbowed him in his stomach. Making the saiya-jin gasp for breath.
"Excuse his forwardness, I'm Turles. Did anyone tell you you were the definition of heaven at it's finest?"
The sound of Vegeta sighing tiredly broke the silent air between the woman and her new guests.
"No, but thanks for the complement." Bulma growled.
"Hi, I'm Kakarott. You're name's Bulma right? I hope we become friends."
"I...hope so to...Kakarott."
Bulma looked past the three obvious saiya-jins and looked to the ones who were the most quiet. The most mysterious. The most behaved.
"Well don't you three have anything else to say?" Bulma asked angrily.
"No we don't" A tall bald one replied.
"I do."
Bulma looked to Brolli. He looked like a person she could talk to in a intellegent conversation.
"Introductions are in order. I'm Brolli. The one to my left is Nappa, and to my right is our Prince Vegeta"
"Prince?" Bulma questioned.
Bulma never thought she'd meet royalty or ever imagine having royalty in her home.
*He can't eb what i think he is. If he's royalty, he's either a sweetie, or a*
"Stop staring at me you ill minded woman!"
*Arroagant Jackass!* Bulma finished her thought.
"I never thought I'd ask of royalty to hold it's tounge!" Bulma snapped back.
"Silence your ugly head. Do you even know why we are really here?"
Bulma had a puzzeled expression on her face. She narrowed her eyes back to Vegeta with a look of 'We'll finish this later!', but all in all, she was clueless as to why aliens were in her home.
"We are here to mate you. You have to choose between the three of those idiots."
"Why not all six of you? Or are you three gay?"
"Gay?" Brolli screamed.
"We are not of homosexuality. We just don't like you" Vegeta simply said.
"Like me? Why the hell not?" Bulma screamed in Vegeta's face.
"This is the exact reason. You're nothing of our expectations. We usually expect refined LADIES, who have maners and act as the sex they are. Not loud, ugly, and with Male like features" Vegeta replied. Knowing full well this would strike the woman.
"How.Dare.YOU!"
Bulma pulled her arm back prepared the slap the crap out of Vegeta, or what she wanted him to think. He merely smirked at her feeble attempt of revenge. He grabbed her left hand before it made contact with his cheek aswell as her right hand from slapping his cheek. He wasn't prepared for her knee that went straight for his crown jewls. And I'm not talking about the Jewels of the Saiya-jin Royal House.
"You bitch!"
Vegeta tried to charge at Bulma, but one he was stopped by pain, stopped by Brolli holding his shoulder, and by the three intrested males protecting Bulma. vegeta growled deep in his throat. He looked up in Bulma's face, and directly in her eyes giving her a replying glare of saying 'yes, this isn't over yet!'.
Like the tittle said, ugly first hello! Next chapter, everyone settles in. And who discoveres there going into a rut in a few days?
Furniture, ki balls, and china will fly, aswell as Bulma's temper and Vegeta's impatience. Please review! REVIEW! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!