I OWN EVANGELION I OWN GAINAX AND I OWN YOU!!!!! (/end ego trip) Ok I own the shirt on my back and I think there's an elusive 5 dollar bill in my wallet somewhere otherwise I got nothing! NOTHING YA HERE! (You Hentai's!!! I'm wearing pants too! sheesh)
I am 'borrowing without asking' the characters in Neon Genisis Evangelion. I am going to put them through the ringer that is my mind and below are some of the out comes. It is a truely strange place my mind, so I don't expect too much good can come out of it. With that said! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Revision Version.
"talking"
*noises"
Any line with a + is a doctor session DrunkDrake
Insanity Beckons!
Interlude 02: And I am the Idiot of your mind.
~~~~~~~~
"That bastard... I knew he'd never warm up to the holiday season" The doctor muttered as she walked into the session room.
"Oh hello" She blinked as she noticed her patient was waiting for her.
"We're late" The patients voice nearly chilled her to the bone.
"Well, we had some weird difficulties. I really wish somebody would be something one day to that Gendo bastard..."
"Umm, yeah. He's really not so good is he?" The patient twitched in his seat. The doctor always wondered why she insisted to have the patients face away from her to the point where she couldn't even see their clothing.
"Not good? Hell, he's the undertakers bitch slapper, he's the father of the devil and he's a bad father to his only son!" the doctor raged.
"Errr, well doc this is about me not you" the doctor crossed her arms as the figure begun to explain another one of their dreams "You'll like this one, It starts as a tale of vengence"
---
Shinji was spying around a corner. He had a mission and he planned to go through with it.
He reached his arm around the corner and hit a light switch. Asuka's room lit up immediately. It was a mess. Well what could he expect from Asuka, all woman in his life made a mess of something.
Something was moving in the bathroom. Asuka's shower was finished, Shinji had to move fast. He tiptoed in and was searching for his stolen SDAT. Asuka had taken it the other day and he couldn't sulk properly without it.
He swung his head left and right as he heard foot steps coming towards Asuka's door. shinji deftly dove behind one of the larger piles of rubbish and poked his eye out as he watched Asuka go to her bed and leave the room with something. Shinji sighed in relief until something he noticed came to his eye under the pile.
~*~*~
Misato was drinking her 5th beer of the morning(she was going to start the day sombre, well sombre for Misato) when she bolted upright hearing Shinji's screaming.
"What the hell is this?!"
"Shinji?!"Misato tore open the door to Asuka's room and saw Shinji lowering into a pile of Asuka's rubbish.
"Ayanami!! Ritsuko!! MIsato!!"
Shinji lowered deeper into the pile as Asuka stood next to Misato staring from the doorway.
"MISSAAATTOOO!!!! MISSAAAATTTT...." Shinji's voice disappeared as his head disappeared under the pile. Misato grabbed Asuka's shirt by the collar.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Asuka only stared back in silence
"The biggest damn collection of naked Kaji pictures I've ever seen MISATO!!!" Shinji screamed gleefully leaping out of the pile leafing through a stack of pictures. Asuka only bluched and murmured
"...busted.."
---+
"What!? You'r saying Shinji and Kaji aren't ment to be together?! But their perfect!! Just look at the way Shinji looked at Kaji before the fight with the 14th!!" the doctor fumed
"Ummm, doc. I really, REALLLLLYYYYY didn't need to know that..." the patient fidgeted in their seat.
"Hmm? what your still here? Fine tell me another one" the doctor waved her hand dismissively in the air.
The patient sweated as he forgot what his dream was about so he winged it.
---
"Ring around the rosy. Pocket full of Posy!!"
"Oh my god!"
"Round an' round the mul'berry bush, the monkey chased the..."
"This can't be happening..."
"Rain drops keep falling on my head..."
"Misato... left the door open to the beers didn't you..."
Misato and Asuka stared dumb founded at PenPen and Shinji singing together in a drunken stupor. Neither could believe their eyes or their ears.
"Amazing..."
"But I wonder which one is out of key?"
---+
"WHAT?! I'm going to need to get Shinji out of that place!! It's unhealthy! It's unclean!!" the doctor exclaimed fumbled with the phone on her desk.
"Why, which part?" the patient wondered running the half-ass story over his head again.
"The drunken singing Penguin of course!!!" numbers were being pressed now.
"What about the drinking? It was only a dream... Penguins don't do that..."
"Nah, I figured the drinking would be only a matter of time, if he lived with Misato of course" the doctor leaned dangerous near the patient's chair and whispered dangerously "Word must never reach anyone that Penguins do that got it?"
"Ummm... got it...err WARRK!" answered the other side of the line. The doctor and patient alike now stared at the beeping phone.
---
Gendo stared down at Shinji. Shinji stared up at Gendo. Both stared at each other. Shinji spoke first.
"I hate this as much as you do..."
"But let's do this fast, and get it over with"
They nodded and walked down the halls of NERV.
"Over there is the Cafeteria" They walked further.
"Over there is the EVA cages" They turned a corner.
"That's the main office" They went up an elevater.
"Over there is..."
"This is really stupid Shinji..."
"D'uh. Maybe if you hadn't tried for 3rd impact, the UN wouldn't have made 'take your father to work day' mandatory.
---+
"Hey why did you leave for a second anyway?" the doctor questioned her returning patient.
"Ummm... a personal... det... yeah that's it" the patient sweated in their seat.
"Fine whatever... did you know what Shinji's getting for his birthday this year?"
The doctor chuckled to herself as the memory came to mind.
---
"Rei...?"
"Yes?"
"This is the day you were created for"
"Yes"
Gendo walks over to the side and stuffs Rei into a birthday cake.
"Shinji will be glad he's turning 16 this year!" A muffled yes was heard through the bakery product. Ritsuko walks in seeing this, and obviously asks the question we're dying to have answered
"So what are the other 200 Rei's for?"
Gendo's glasses do that 'Gendo's glasses flashes'(TM) before answering
"Birthday presents for every pilot's birthday"
"...what about the second child?"
Images of Asuka in Xena leather gear standing over Rei come into Gendo's mind
"Perhaps she won't mind if we skip her..."
---+
"Is that even ethical?" the doctor mused.
"Hey, I pay by the hour here! Get out of your own little world and let me bitch about mine!" the patient fumed again.
"Fine knock yourself out"
---
Gendo the future ruler/destroyer of the world was sitting in his desk in the Gendo position, in fact he was so powerful he could destroy the world with the push of a single button(second draw on the left). Staring down Rei after she had tripped over the damn mis-placed 'sacred ladder'. They entered a staring contest of sorts but Gendo always won because of his semi-god like ability to reflect light off his glasses. This was a little trick he was pround of and was his last resort that kept him higher up then Rei. This little trick he was willing to take to the grave with him.
"Ok Rei! Truth or Dare!"
"Truth"
"What did you and Shinji do last time you were together?"
"..."
"You chickening out? Come'on Rei!!
"Dare...."
"Hey! You can't do a dare! you already said you'd tell the truth!"
"...."
"Rei?"
"We made hot passionate dirty jungle..."
"That's enough Rei..." Gendo wiped the steam on his glasses.
"My turn" Gendo sweat dropped as he saw Rei develope a very hungry grin.
"...Truth..."
"How do you always have the light reflected off your glasses in in a dark room?"
" On second thought I choose dare!" rei's eyes narrow
"Show me how you do that 'light reflecting off your glasses'" Gendo reached for the second draw on the left.
Zap! "Ow!" an AT field blocked the handle.
"We don't need another impact Gendo"
"Damn..."
---+
"Damn soo close too..." mumbled the patient
"What?"
"I always wanted to know how the hell he did that... It's neat little trick that I'd love to have to scare all my co-workers" the patient whined.
"co-workers? you have some?
"Ummm, yeah. Oh that reminds me of another umm, dream I had, while floating upside down in the tub" the patient begun
"Wait, you just just recovered from a comatose state didn't you?" the doctor was puzzled
"Hey stop wasting time! pay by the hour remember? So anyway..."
---
Shinji was at peace. He was at rest. He was enjoying the one time that noone could get to him, where he could be himself and not worry about *DING* annoying everyday *DONG* things that seemed *DING* to *DONG* stack up against him. He was happy *DINGDONG* peaceful *DINGDONGDING* and bug-eyed.
*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
Shinji rolled out of bed rubbing the sleep out of his eyes as he stared bloody murder at the front door. Who the hell would have such an annoying habit as to press the damned door bell at a speed of 3 rings a second?
*DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
"I'm coming...i'm"
*DINGDONG*
"DAMN IT I'M COMING!!!" Shinji staggered over to the door and opened it REVEALING!!!!!...
"Nothing... Ok...just stress..It's just stress..." He closed the door and fell asleep again.
"Ahh... grassy fields... no EVA... a beaten and bleeding Gendo... All's good with the world... and I have Asuka as my personal..."
*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
" MOTHER-@#$%^&, When I get you I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!" He said as he charged the door, tearing it open he saw an empty hall again...
"I, can't handle this... everyday for the past 4 nights..." Shinji broke down crying.
~*~*~
"Asuka, Shinji concentrate harder!!!" Ritsuko was miffed. Both of their ace pilots were looking worse for wear and they're sync ratios only proved it further.
"Ok your done for now..."
When Asuka & Shinji got out they was confronted by Misato.
"So what's screwing up my pilots?"
Asuka replied first.
"Some pervert stapled hundreds of pictures of a naked HENTAI-SHINJI-BAKA over my bed! This is the 3rd night in a row! I can't get any sleep seeing that...that..." Asuka viciously slaps Shinji "HENTAI!!!! I bet you get one of your sicko friends to do it!!!!!"
Shinji merely defended himself as Asuka begun a massive verbal assault. Rei watched this and merely gave a slight smile barely visible to the eye. Her plan to get the highest sync ratio's were working. Why sweat and toil to make hers higher when she could just make the other pilots lives hell and have them drop belong her.
"...Excellent..."
---+
"That sounds so right but yet so wrong..." mused the doctor. One look at her watch told her that she was long over due at the test lab.
"Look ummm, what's your name again?"
"It's..."
"Whatever, I gotta go. Something to do with dummyfluffs or Jadengelions. I forgot already but I gotta go!"
The patient sat up as the doctor departed at a hectic pace through the doors. A muffled "ow" , coming from the other side when once again they closed too soon.
--- (The reason why Gendo wasn't around just before the 11th angel attack)
Gendo was happy today...nope just gas.
"I gotta start cutting back on the steak and taco cheese delights that Fuyutsuki makes at his staff meetings" grumbled Gendo as he walked down the hall. He was almost at his door to his office, when he realized it wasn't just gas that needed release...
"URGGG!!!!!" Gendo raced down the hall to the nearest bathroom.
~*~*~
"Ma'am, we've detected contamination on the 13th protein wall above this floor"
"Well, we'd better continue anyway. Otherwise Ikari would chew my ass off" Ritsuko said before continuing the tests.
~*~*~
"Sir? There's seems to be something wrong with the 13th protein wall"
"Well, could it be serious?" Fuyutsuki wondered aloud.
"Not really. This shouldn't be anything to worry about. This place was just sorta thrown up back then"
"Well let's not have that slow us down. Ikari would chew my ass off otherwise"
~*~*~
Gendo swore he would never eat another steak and eggs breakfast as he sat on the throne. He suddenly lurched as his stomach again churned.
~*~*~
"MAMA! Contamination spreading!!!!!"
"Deploy the pollythoms and neutralize that contamination"
The little robots floated forwards and begunto fire their lasers removing the contamination.
~*~*~
Gendo felt like he had turned green. He was swearing off almost every good thing in his life as his stomach continued to feel his stomach churn as he sat on the throne. He felt his body tense again.
"Ok... I'll talk nicer to Shinji for a day just... uurrrgGGGGG"
Techs outside the hall could have sworn they heard a bowling ball hit the floor right then
~*~*~
"PATTERN BLUE!!!! ANGEL DETECTED!!!!"
~*~*~
Gendo walked with renewed vigor. He felt perfectly normal now. He sat on the chair to his office only to be disturbed by a message saying another Angel attack. With a sigh he got up to leave.
"These angels really don't come with any warning. Good thing it didn't attack 5 minutes ago" he thought as toilet paper dragged from his left shoe.
And the rest is history.
~~~~~~~~
Ok. I really am weird! These are just a mish-mash of ideas that came to my head while typing away. Since none of these would really fit ANYWHERE in most self-respecting author fics, I decided to pump them her instead. AND NO. I have no purpose or plan when making these. I just thought they were funny and deserved to see the light of day.
If ya read this an enjoyd it, gimme a review. If ya read this and hated it, let me know. Stay frosty fellow authors. If you want to reach me my E-mail is...
DrakeforBake@hotmail.com
And that was the revision of chapter 2.
I am 'borrowing without asking' the characters in Neon Genisis Evangelion. I am going to put them through the ringer that is my mind and below are some of the out comes. It is a truely strange place my mind, so I don't expect too much good can come out of it. With that said! ON WITH THE SHOW!
Revision Version.
"talking"
*noises"
Any line with a + is a doctor session DrunkDrake
Insanity Beckons!
Interlude 02: And I am the Idiot of your mind.
~~~~~~~~
"That bastard... I knew he'd never warm up to the holiday season" The doctor muttered as she walked into the session room.
"Oh hello" She blinked as she noticed her patient was waiting for her.
"We're late" The patients voice nearly chilled her to the bone.
"Well, we had some weird difficulties. I really wish somebody would be something one day to that Gendo bastard..."
"Umm, yeah. He's really not so good is he?" The patient twitched in his seat. The doctor always wondered why she insisted to have the patients face away from her to the point where she couldn't even see their clothing.
"Not good? Hell, he's the undertakers bitch slapper, he's the father of the devil and he's a bad father to his only son!" the doctor raged.
"Errr, well doc this is about me not you" the doctor crossed her arms as the figure begun to explain another one of their dreams "You'll like this one, It starts as a tale of vengence"
---
Shinji was spying around a corner. He had a mission and he planned to go through with it.
He reached his arm around the corner and hit a light switch. Asuka's room lit up immediately. It was a mess. Well what could he expect from Asuka, all woman in his life made a mess of something.
Something was moving in the bathroom. Asuka's shower was finished, Shinji had to move fast. He tiptoed in and was searching for his stolen SDAT. Asuka had taken it the other day and he couldn't sulk properly without it.
He swung his head left and right as he heard foot steps coming towards Asuka's door. shinji deftly dove behind one of the larger piles of rubbish and poked his eye out as he watched Asuka go to her bed and leave the room with something. Shinji sighed in relief until something he noticed came to his eye under the pile.
~*~*~
Misato was drinking her 5th beer of the morning(she was going to start the day sombre, well sombre for Misato) when she bolted upright hearing Shinji's screaming.
"What the hell is this?!"
"Shinji?!"Misato tore open the door to Asuka's room and saw Shinji lowering into a pile of Asuka's rubbish.
"Ayanami!! Ritsuko!! MIsato!!"
Shinji lowered deeper into the pile as Asuka stood next to Misato staring from the doorway.
"MISSAAATTOOO!!!! MISSAAAATTTT...." Shinji's voice disappeared as his head disappeared under the pile. Misato grabbed Asuka's shirt by the collar.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" Asuka only stared back in silence
"The biggest damn collection of naked Kaji pictures I've ever seen MISATO!!!" Shinji screamed gleefully leaping out of the pile leafing through a stack of pictures. Asuka only bluched and murmured
"...busted.."
---+
"What!? You'r saying Shinji and Kaji aren't ment to be together?! But their perfect!! Just look at the way Shinji looked at Kaji before the fight with the 14th!!" the doctor fumed
"Ummm, doc. I really, REALLLLLYYYYY didn't need to know that..." the patient fidgeted in their seat.
"Hmm? what your still here? Fine tell me another one" the doctor waved her hand dismissively in the air.
The patient sweated as he forgot what his dream was about so he winged it.
---
"Ring around the rosy. Pocket full of Posy!!"
"Oh my god!"
"Round an' round the mul'berry bush, the monkey chased the..."
"This can't be happening..."
"Rain drops keep falling on my head..."
"Misato... left the door open to the beers didn't you..."
Misato and Asuka stared dumb founded at PenPen and Shinji singing together in a drunken stupor. Neither could believe their eyes or their ears.
"Amazing..."
"But I wonder which one is out of key?"
---+
"WHAT?! I'm going to need to get Shinji out of that place!! It's unhealthy! It's unclean!!" the doctor exclaimed fumbled with the phone on her desk.
"Why, which part?" the patient wondered running the half-ass story over his head again.
"The drunken singing Penguin of course!!!" numbers were being pressed now.
"What about the drinking? It was only a dream... Penguins don't do that..."
"Nah, I figured the drinking would be only a matter of time, if he lived with Misato of course" the doctor leaned dangerous near the patient's chair and whispered dangerously "Word must never reach anyone that Penguins do that got it?"
"Ummm... got it...err WARRK!" answered the other side of the line. The doctor and patient alike now stared at the beeping phone.
---
Gendo stared down at Shinji. Shinji stared up at Gendo. Both stared at each other. Shinji spoke first.
"I hate this as much as you do..."
"But let's do this fast, and get it over with"
They nodded and walked down the halls of NERV.
"Over there is the Cafeteria" They walked further.
"Over there is the EVA cages" They turned a corner.
"That's the main office" They went up an elevater.
"Over there is..."
"This is really stupid Shinji..."
"D'uh. Maybe if you hadn't tried for 3rd impact, the UN wouldn't have made 'take your father to work day' mandatory.
---+
"Hey why did you leave for a second anyway?" the doctor questioned her returning patient.
"Ummm... a personal... det... yeah that's it" the patient sweated in their seat.
"Fine whatever... did you know what Shinji's getting for his birthday this year?"
The doctor chuckled to herself as the memory came to mind.
---
"Rei...?"
"Yes?"
"This is the day you were created for"
"Yes"
Gendo walks over to the side and stuffs Rei into a birthday cake.
"Shinji will be glad he's turning 16 this year!" A muffled yes was heard through the bakery product. Ritsuko walks in seeing this, and obviously asks the question we're dying to have answered
"So what are the other 200 Rei's for?"
Gendo's glasses do that 'Gendo's glasses flashes'(TM) before answering
"Birthday presents for every pilot's birthday"
"...what about the second child?"
Images of Asuka in Xena leather gear standing over Rei come into Gendo's mind
"Perhaps she won't mind if we skip her..."
---+
"Is that even ethical?" the doctor mused.
"Hey, I pay by the hour here! Get out of your own little world and let me bitch about mine!" the patient fumed again.
"Fine knock yourself out"
---
Gendo the future ruler/destroyer of the world was sitting in his desk in the Gendo position, in fact he was so powerful he could destroy the world with the push of a single button(second draw on the left). Staring down Rei after she had tripped over the damn mis-placed 'sacred ladder'. They entered a staring contest of sorts but Gendo always won because of his semi-god like ability to reflect light off his glasses. This was a little trick he was pround of and was his last resort that kept him higher up then Rei. This little trick he was willing to take to the grave with him.
"Ok Rei! Truth or Dare!"
"Truth"
"What did you and Shinji do last time you were together?"
"..."
"You chickening out? Come'on Rei!!
"Dare...."
"Hey! You can't do a dare! you already said you'd tell the truth!"
"...."
"Rei?"
"We made hot passionate dirty jungle..."
"That's enough Rei..." Gendo wiped the steam on his glasses.
"My turn" Gendo sweat dropped as he saw Rei develope a very hungry grin.
"...Truth..."
"How do you always have the light reflected off your glasses in in a dark room?"
" On second thought I choose dare!" rei's eyes narrow
"Show me how you do that 'light reflecting off your glasses'" Gendo reached for the second draw on the left.
Zap! "Ow!" an AT field blocked the handle.
"We don't need another impact Gendo"
"Damn..."
---+
"Damn soo close too..." mumbled the patient
"What?"
"I always wanted to know how the hell he did that... It's neat little trick that I'd love to have to scare all my co-workers" the patient whined.
"co-workers? you have some?
"Ummm, yeah. Oh that reminds me of another umm, dream I had, while floating upside down in the tub" the patient begun
"Wait, you just just recovered from a comatose state didn't you?" the doctor was puzzled
"Hey stop wasting time! pay by the hour remember? So anyway..."
---
Shinji was at peace. He was at rest. He was enjoying the one time that noone could get to him, where he could be himself and not worry about *DING* annoying everyday *DONG* things that seemed *DING* to *DONG* stack up against him. He was happy *DINGDONG* peaceful *DINGDONGDING* and bug-eyed.
*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
Shinji rolled out of bed rubbing the sleep out of his eyes as he stared bloody murder at the front door. Who the hell would have such an annoying habit as to press the damned door bell at a speed of 3 rings a second?
*DONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
"I'm coming...i'm"
*DINGDONG*
"DAMN IT I'M COMING!!!" Shinji staggered over to the door and opened it REVEALING!!!!!...
"Nothing... Ok...just stress..It's just stress..." He closed the door and fell asleep again.
"Ahh... grassy fields... no EVA... a beaten and bleeding Gendo... All's good with the world... and I have Asuka as my personal..."
*DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG*
" MOTHER-@#$%^&, When I get you I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!" He said as he charged the door, tearing it open he saw an empty hall again...
"I, can't handle this... everyday for the past 4 nights..." Shinji broke down crying.
~*~*~
"Asuka, Shinji concentrate harder!!!" Ritsuko was miffed. Both of their ace pilots were looking worse for wear and they're sync ratios only proved it further.
"Ok your done for now..."
When Asuka & Shinji got out they was confronted by Misato.
"So what's screwing up my pilots?"
Asuka replied first.
"Some pervert stapled hundreds of pictures of a naked HENTAI-SHINJI-BAKA over my bed! This is the 3rd night in a row! I can't get any sleep seeing that...that..." Asuka viciously slaps Shinji "HENTAI!!!! I bet you get one of your sicko friends to do it!!!!!"
Shinji merely defended himself as Asuka begun a massive verbal assault. Rei watched this and merely gave a slight smile barely visible to the eye. Her plan to get the highest sync ratio's were working. Why sweat and toil to make hers higher when she could just make the other pilots lives hell and have them drop belong her.
"...Excellent..."
---+
"That sounds so right but yet so wrong..." mused the doctor. One look at her watch told her that she was long over due at the test lab.
"Look ummm, what's your name again?"
"It's..."
"Whatever, I gotta go. Something to do with dummyfluffs or Jadengelions. I forgot already but I gotta go!"
The patient sat up as the doctor departed at a hectic pace through the doors. A muffled "ow" , coming from the other side when once again they closed too soon.
--- (The reason why Gendo wasn't around just before the 11th angel attack)
Gendo was happy today...nope just gas.
"I gotta start cutting back on the steak and taco cheese delights that Fuyutsuki makes at his staff meetings" grumbled Gendo as he walked down the hall. He was almost at his door to his office, when he realized it wasn't just gas that needed release...
"URGGG!!!!!" Gendo raced down the hall to the nearest bathroom.
~*~*~
"Ma'am, we've detected contamination on the 13th protein wall above this floor"
"Well, we'd better continue anyway. Otherwise Ikari would chew my ass off" Ritsuko said before continuing the tests.
~*~*~
"Sir? There's seems to be something wrong with the 13th protein wall"
"Well, could it be serious?" Fuyutsuki wondered aloud.
"Not really. This shouldn't be anything to worry about. This place was just sorta thrown up back then"
"Well let's not have that slow us down. Ikari would chew my ass off otherwise"
~*~*~
Gendo swore he would never eat another steak and eggs breakfast as he sat on the throne. He suddenly lurched as his stomach again churned.
~*~*~
"MAMA! Contamination spreading!!!!!"
"Deploy the pollythoms and neutralize that contamination"
The little robots floated forwards and begunto fire their lasers removing the contamination.
~*~*~
Gendo felt like he had turned green. He was swearing off almost every good thing in his life as his stomach continued to feel his stomach churn as he sat on the throne. He felt his body tense again.
"Ok... I'll talk nicer to Shinji for a day just... uurrrgGGGGG"
Techs outside the hall could have sworn they heard a bowling ball hit the floor right then
~*~*~
"PATTERN BLUE!!!! ANGEL DETECTED!!!!"
~*~*~
Gendo walked with renewed vigor. He felt perfectly normal now. He sat on the chair to his office only to be disturbed by a message saying another Angel attack. With a sigh he got up to leave.
"These angels really don't come with any warning. Good thing it didn't attack 5 minutes ago" he thought as toilet paper dragged from his left shoe.
And the rest is history.
~~~~~~~~
Ok. I really am weird! These are just a mish-mash of ideas that came to my head while typing away. Since none of these would really fit ANYWHERE in most self-respecting author fics, I decided to pump them her instead. AND NO. I have no purpose or plan when making these. I just thought they were funny and deserved to see the light of day.
If ya read this an enjoyd it, gimme a review. If ya read this and hated it, let me know. Stay frosty fellow authors. If you want to reach me my E-mail is...
DrakeforBake@hotmail.com
And that was the revision of chapter 2.