Disclaimer: I don't own Joxer, but I wish I did.. I dun own Gabby either.
Too bad for me.
A/N: A short little monologue alà Joxer. Ponderings of Gabby and why she doesn't love him in *that* way.
I don't get it. She doesn't love me. Why? It's completely beyond me. I even put her in my song! My song! Ladies love theme songs, or at least that's what Jett says. He would know, the ladies love him. Maybe Gabby would think I was him and not be able to resist my rugged and evil charms.. Nah. Or maybe I'll serenade her with a love ballad by.um. some bard? Or maybe I should ask Xena. Gabrielle's so enamored by her, she's sure to know. After all, they have spent so much time together.
A/N: A short little monologue alà Joxer. Ponderings of Gabby and why she doesn't love him in *that* way.
I don't get it. She doesn't love me. Why? It's completely beyond me. I even put her in my song! My song! Ladies love theme songs, or at least that's what Jett says. He would know, the ladies love him. Maybe Gabby would think I was him and not be able to resist my rugged and evil charms.. Nah. Or maybe I'll serenade her with a love ballad by.um. some bard? Or maybe I should ask Xena. Gabrielle's so enamored by her, she's sure to know. After all, they have spent so much time together.