Yami for a Day
YA: (nudges Joey)
Joey: Huh? What? Did you get a good sleep?
YA: No, I had too much homework to do. Being a senior sucks.
Joey: (grins) But you had time to write more of the story right.
YA: Not time. I was bored and a lot of people want to know how it turns out.
Joey: (reads reviews) Like seven.
YA: (clenches fists) Some people are just lazy and I need more motivation.
Joey: I'll give you my vote.
YA: Thanks sugar. (pinches Joey's cheeks) Do me a favor and say the disclaimer.
Joey: Okay. Kass does not own Yugioh but has the freedom to put them through anything she likes, like switching roles and such. If you sue her you won't get any money and ya'll get a poundin' from me.
YA: Thanks. Story time!
Joey sat on the couch still waiting from Yami to change from the shorts into Yugi's uniform. From the living room he could hear Yami struggling to put on the uniform and occasional ripping noises. He became fretful as he checked his watch every five minutes, getting nervous as fifteen minutes passed already.
"Christmas is right around the corner, Yami. Could you get the clothes on before then?!" The room was quiet for a while before there was a long, loud groan coming from under the door.
"I'm not going out there looking like this!" Joey twisted in his sitting position looking as Yami finally came out of the other room. Joey clasped his hands over his mouth; his eyes were shut tight with trails of tears coming down the sides of his cheeks. Yami stood with his hands on his hips. Yugi's pants of the uniform ended right below Yami's knees, while the upper part was squeezing tightly around the waist area. The inside shirt rose above his stomach area while his coat was snuggling tight around him which would make it impossible to button in the front. The sleeves of the blue coat ended right above his elbows and Yami didn't want to try to shoes.
"What now, genius?" Yami asked in a strained voice. Joey continued to hiccup, holding in the laughter of the ridiculous looking Yami. Yami was really annoyed, giving himself good reasons not to kill Joey. Joey calmed himself shortly after and looked at his watch again.
"Yami. We have to meet the group in 5 minutes." Yami stomped his foot and glared at Joey, moving his hands over his body, gesturing over his problem. Grandpa came out with a bundle of clothes in his and placed them on the couch.
"It's the oldest thing I could find that I couldn't fit anymore. You're about the same size as me so it should be able to fit." Grandpa turned back and walked towards the storage room. "It's not much now but just for today, okay?" The door quietly closed behind him. Yami and Joey looked at each other, both jumped at the muffled sound of Grandpa laughing heartily. Yami unfolded the clothes he received, coughing at the dust that slipped from the folds.
"Gray, pinstriped overalls? What a fashion disaster!" Joey said batting the overalls causing more dust to fly up.
"And a dusty t-shirt to boot." Yami groaned and fell on the couch in exhaustion. "I'll get ready now."
Bakura slowly managed to walk to the front door and grab his book bag. He held his back with one hand in pain. He cursed himself for hurting Ryou the other night, but not for Ryou's sake. 'Karma is definitely not on my side for toying with the weakling.' He thought as he opened the door. He quickly shielded his eyes from the sunlight that beamed brightly in his face.
/Shake a leg, Bakura. You'll make me late./
//If you don't shut up, boy, I'll---//
/You'll what? All you can do is lock me in this ring and if I wanted I could come out when I wanted./
//Well make yourself useful and merge with me. You can run me to the Motou's house and then we can find out what's going on// Bakura could feel Ryou grin. Within minutes there was a flash, with Ryou in command of the body, not to mention Bakura's face on the outside. Ryou quickly walked in the direction to Yugi's house ignoring the constant cursing that were being repeated in his head by Bakura. Getting halfway there, he spotted Joey and Yami.
"Bad news, Bakura. I have the feeling the same thing happened to Yugi and Yami." Joey from a far waved to Ryou and Ryou waved back. Yami stopped Joey from walking any further by placing an arm in front of him.
"I know I didn't see what I thought I just saw." Yami said. Joey shrugged and looked ahead with Yami. "Bakura? Waving back to you? With a smile on his face?" Joey nodded and became perplexed as well. "Even wearing Ryou's school uniform." Ryou was now up to Joey and Yami, lightly panting and wiping the small drops of sweat from his brow.
"Hey guys. You won't believe what happened to Bakura and I." Yami waved his hands. Pulling up his shirt that fell every time he moved his arms. Also showing a good part of his flesh colored shoulder and mid-chest. (Okay comparing Yugi to Yami's skin, Yugi's is a little paler, right?)
"Speak no more, Ryou. Yugi and I went through this transformation as well." A flash came from the Sennen Puzzle and Yugi materialized beside Yami. Bakura broke out with laughter making harsh crowing noises and pointing at Yugi. Yugi crossed his arms over his chest and looked away from Bakura.
"I'm guessing that's Bakura doing that and not Ryou." Yugi snapped. For a while Ryou looked as if he was fighting with his own body before they split into two people again. Joey counted with his fingers and stared at Ryou and Bakura still looking confused. "It shouldn't be too hard to know who's who. Bakura has a smile on his face while Ryou continues to scowl at us." Yugi said. Joey shrugged off the thought and grasped his pocket. His cell phone was ringing.
"Just a minute, Guys." Joey turned his back while the other four started a discussion.
"So what's the plan?" Ryou asked.
"You and Yugi are going to have to present this with the gods to solve this problem and get us back to our original roles." Yami said pulling his shirt up again. "You'll have to go back inside your soul rooms and figure a way to find them." Ryou and Yugi nodded.
"So what about us, Smart Boy? Can't we go to the gods ourselves?" Bakura spat. The other three blinked and Yami looked away.
"I'm not going to even answer that question."
"Bakura, you must go to school in my place and just for me, will you please behave? I have a reputation." Bakura clenched his fist and grabbed Ryou by the shirt shaking him.
"Reputation? I don't care about how people think about you! I know that I don't like you that should be enough! What did I tell you about ordering me around, idiot? Do you think I'm stupid enough to listen to your sorry behind? Be glad that I'm not strong enough to kick it!" Ryou, putting all the anger inside that was welling up inside him, gently removed Bakura's hand from his shirt and shoved him away. The pain in his backside allowed Bakura to stumble backwards to a fall, just in time for Joey to turn around and catch him. "Be careful, will ya?" Joey said. Bakura shivered with frustration, sinking in embarrassment. Yugi giggled at his face expression while Yami threw his head back and laughed. "Whose the weakling now?"
"Cool it, people!" Joey ordered making the entire laughter stop. He helped Bakura to his feet and dusted his hands. "That was Tea. We have five minutes to get to the school grounds!" Ryou and Yugi gasped, both eyes were wide with panic.
"I never had a tardy before!" Ryou cried.
"Joey, please keep Yami and Bakura under control while we fix this problem." Yugi said. Joey nodded. Both items flashed, Ryou and Yugi were now back inside looking to find the gods.
"Okay crew, let's hoof it." Joey and Yami took off leaving Bakura running slowly behind. Joey looked back once and then again, stopping to wait for Bakura. "We're never gonna make it if you keep running this pace!" Yami stood behind Joey and tapped him.
"As much as I hate to say this, we have to be easy on him today. I fear, last night, Bakura took a beating on poor Ryou and now it's taking its toll." Joey slouched while standing holding his hands out.
"So whaddya want me to do?"
"Carry me? No! I refuse!" Bakura backed away crossing his arms across his chest. "I won't let that thing touch me!"
"That thing is one step closer to pounding you, Bakura! I'm offerin' my back and I bet you're not light as a feather!" Bakura hesitated. "Get on or I'll carry you in a different way! I know you won't like it either!" Bakura backed away more, a smirk crawling on his face.
"Make me."
TBC
Joey: What a jerk.
YA: Yay! I finally made him a jerk! I made him so nice in the other story. I'm improving! (gushes)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. So when is the next chapter coming up? This one is too short.
YA: If you're fortunate, I'll do it today. This one was so fun to write.
Joey: Ya'll can help her too. Give her nice reviews and you'll gets to see what happens to Yami and Bakura on their first day of school.
YA: Guaranteed laughs or your money back!
Joey: (reads script of next chapter) WHO GETS KISSED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER???
YA: LOL You'll see.
YA: (nudges Joey)
Joey: Huh? What? Did you get a good sleep?
YA: No, I had too much homework to do. Being a senior sucks.
Joey: (grins) But you had time to write more of the story right.
YA: Not time. I was bored and a lot of people want to know how it turns out.
Joey: (reads reviews) Like seven.
YA: (clenches fists) Some people are just lazy and I need more motivation.
Joey: I'll give you my vote.
YA: Thanks sugar. (pinches Joey's cheeks) Do me a favor and say the disclaimer.
Joey: Okay. Kass does not own Yugioh but has the freedom to put them through anything she likes, like switching roles and such. If you sue her you won't get any money and ya'll get a poundin' from me.
YA: Thanks. Story time!
Joey sat on the couch still waiting from Yami to change from the shorts into Yugi's uniform. From the living room he could hear Yami struggling to put on the uniform and occasional ripping noises. He became fretful as he checked his watch every five minutes, getting nervous as fifteen minutes passed already.
"Christmas is right around the corner, Yami. Could you get the clothes on before then?!" The room was quiet for a while before there was a long, loud groan coming from under the door.
"I'm not going out there looking like this!" Joey twisted in his sitting position looking as Yami finally came out of the other room. Joey clasped his hands over his mouth; his eyes were shut tight with trails of tears coming down the sides of his cheeks. Yami stood with his hands on his hips. Yugi's pants of the uniform ended right below Yami's knees, while the upper part was squeezing tightly around the waist area. The inside shirt rose above his stomach area while his coat was snuggling tight around him which would make it impossible to button in the front. The sleeves of the blue coat ended right above his elbows and Yami didn't want to try to shoes.
"What now, genius?" Yami asked in a strained voice. Joey continued to hiccup, holding in the laughter of the ridiculous looking Yami. Yami was really annoyed, giving himself good reasons not to kill Joey. Joey calmed himself shortly after and looked at his watch again.
"Yami. We have to meet the group in 5 minutes." Yami stomped his foot and glared at Joey, moving his hands over his body, gesturing over his problem. Grandpa came out with a bundle of clothes in his and placed them on the couch.
"It's the oldest thing I could find that I couldn't fit anymore. You're about the same size as me so it should be able to fit." Grandpa turned back and walked towards the storage room. "It's not much now but just for today, okay?" The door quietly closed behind him. Yami and Joey looked at each other, both jumped at the muffled sound of Grandpa laughing heartily. Yami unfolded the clothes he received, coughing at the dust that slipped from the folds.
"Gray, pinstriped overalls? What a fashion disaster!" Joey said batting the overalls causing more dust to fly up.
"And a dusty t-shirt to boot." Yami groaned and fell on the couch in exhaustion. "I'll get ready now."
Bakura slowly managed to walk to the front door and grab his book bag. He held his back with one hand in pain. He cursed himself for hurting Ryou the other night, but not for Ryou's sake. 'Karma is definitely not on my side for toying with the weakling.' He thought as he opened the door. He quickly shielded his eyes from the sunlight that beamed brightly in his face.
/Shake a leg, Bakura. You'll make me late./
//If you don't shut up, boy, I'll---//
/You'll what? All you can do is lock me in this ring and if I wanted I could come out when I wanted./
//Well make yourself useful and merge with me. You can run me to the Motou's house and then we can find out what's going on// Bakura could feel Ryou grin. Within minutes there was a flash, with Ryou in command of the body, not to mention Bakura's face on the outside. Ryou quickly walked in the direction to Yugi's house ignoring the constant cursing that were being repeated in his head by Bakura. Getting halfway there, he spotted Joey and Yami.
"Bad news, Bakura. I have the feeling the same thing happened to Yugi and Yami." Joey from a far waved to Ryou and Ryou waved back. Yami stopped Joey from walking any further by placing an arm in front of him.
"I know I didn't see what I thought I just saw." Yami said. Joey shrugged and looked ahead with Yami. "Bakura? Waving back to you? With a smile on his face?" Joey nodded and became perplexed as well. "Even wearing Ryou's school uniform." Ryou was now up to Joey and Yami, lightly panting and wiping the small drops of sweat from his brow.
"Hey guys. You won't believe what happened to Bakura and I." Yami waved his hands. Pulling up his shirt that fell every time he moved his arms. Also showing a good part of his flesh colored shoulder and mid-chest. (Okay comparing Yugi to Yami's skin, Yugi's is a little paler, right?)
"Speak no more, Ryou. Yugi and I went through this transformation as well." A flash came from the Sennen Puzzle and Yugi materialized beside Yami. Bakura broke out with laughter making harsh crowing noises and pointing at Yugi. Yugi crossed his arms over his chest and looked away from Bakura.
"I'm guessing that's Bakura doing that and not Ryou." Yugi snapped. For a while Ryou looked as if he was fighting with his own body before they split into two people again. Joey counted with his fingers and stared at Ryou and Bakura still looking confused. "It shouldn't be too hard to know who's who. Bakura has a smile on his face while Ryou continues to scowl at us." Yugi said. Joey shrugged off the thought and grasped his pocket. His cell phone was ringing.
"Just a minute, Guys." Joey turned his back while the other four started a discussion.
"So what's the plan?" Ryou asked.
"You and Yugi are going to have to present this with the gods to solve this problem and get us back to our original roles." Yami said pulling his shirt up again. "You'll have to go back inside your soul rooms and figure a way to find them." Ryou and Yugi nodded.
"So what about us, Smart Boy? Can't we go to the gods ourselves?" Bakura spat. The other three blinked and Yami looked away.
"I'm not going to even answer that question."
"Bakura, you must go to school in my place and just for me, will you please behave? I have a reputation." Bakura clenched his fist and grabbed Ryou by the shirt shaking him.
"Reputation? I don't care about how people think about you! I know that I don't like you that should be enough! What did I tell you about ordering me around, idiot? Do you think I'm stupid enough to listen to your sorry behind? Be glad that I'm not strong enough to kick it!" Ryou, putting all the anger inside that was welling up inside him, gently removed Bakura's hand from his shirt and shoved him away. The pain in his backside allowed Bakura to stumble backwards to a fall, just in time for Joey to turn around and catch him. "Be careful, will ya?" Joey said. Bakura shivered with frustration, sinking in embarrassment. Yugi giggled at his face expression while Yami threw his head back and laughed. "Whose the weakling now?"
"Cool it, people!" Joey ordered making the entire laughter stop. He helped Bakura to his feet and dusted his hands. "That was Tea. We have five minutes to get to the school grounds!" Ryou and Yugi gasped, both eyes were wide with panic.
"I never had a tardy before!" Ryou cried.
"Joey, please keep Yami and Bakura under control while we fix this problem." Yugi said. Joey nodded. Both items flashed, Ryou and Yugi were now back inside looking to find the gods.
"Okay crew, let's hoof it." Joey and Yami took off leaving Bakura running slowly behind. Joey looked back once and then again, stopping to wait for Bakura. "We're never gonna make it if you keep running this pace!" Yami stood behind Joey and tapped him.
"As much as I hate to say this, we have to be easy on him today. I fear, last night, Bakura took a beating on poor Ryou and now it's taking its toll." Joey slouched while standing holding his hands out.
"So whaddya want me to do?"
"Carry me? No! I refuse!" Bakura backed away crossing his arms across his chest. "I won't let that thing touch me!"
"That thing is one step closer to pounding you, Bakura! I'm offerin' my back and I bet you're not light as a feather!" Bakura hesitated. "Get on or I'll carry you in a different way! I know you won't like it either!" Bakura backed away more, a smirk crawling on his face.
"Make me."
TBC
Joey: What a jerk.
YA: Yay! I finally made him a jerk! I made him so nice in the other story. I'm improving! (gushes)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. So when is the next chapter coming up? This one is too short.
YA: If you're fortunate, I'll do it today. This one was so fun to write.
Joey: Ya'll can help her too. Give her nice reviews and you'll gets to see what happens to Yami and Bakura on their first day of school.
YA: Guaranteed laughs or your money back!
Joey: (reads script of next chapter) WHO GETS KISSED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER???
YA: LOL You'll see.