Johnny C. (call him Nny) stepped into the night
Screams from his basement, but he grinned at their plight.
After all, they'd deserved it, each one of them
The new saw he'd got cut their flesh like a gem.
Nny took a few steps, his boots clicking in time
To the voices in his head, amidst all the grime.
He rounded a corner, and whom did he see?
A girl with purple hair, a shocked Devi D.
"Why Devi," said Nny with a widening grin
"Perhaps we should try immortalizing the moment again."
Though he had just kid, Devi took him at his word.
She sprayed him with mace and flew like a bird.
Hi eyes red and stinging, Nny stood up and shrugged
A man leapt from the shadows and attempted to mug.
"Give me your money, you wacky freak dude!"
Yelled the guy who Nny's space he had dared to intrude.
Nny snarled and laughed and leapt high in the air
Two swipes of his knife laid the mugger's ribs bare.
Nny spilled out his guts with a spork (fork and spoon)
And continued to the 24/7 to get a Cherry Doom.
Nny stepped in the store and walked to the machine
He worked the Brainfreezy, but his cup remained clean.
"Excuse me, this won't work," said Nny with a sad face
The clerk snorted and said, "We turn them off at two in this place."
Nny, seeing his hopes of Cherry Doom fade away,
Looked up with wide eyes defined as crazy.
"Then I'm ending it all and you're coming!" screamed Nny with a cry
He jumped over the counter and shot the guy.
Bone and brain matter splattered over the floor
From the clerk's head and eyes blood started to pour.
Nny then turned and clicked the gun at his head
But found it was empty, and cursed his not being dead.
He turned in a fury and saw something he'd missed
A red gleaming drink of Cherry Fiz-Wiz.
Nny grinned and sipped as he walked out the door
Leaving a dollar and change in the blood and the gore.