After sitting in the stage control center weeks after the finished Stage Central, Ryan, Jamie, and Steve all sat around the table that was provided for them. Chinese food boxes, German takeouts and several Pizza boxes layed out. Ryan snuck a hand out from the Pizza box that was near empty with a pair of chopsticks, holding a piece of pizza that he dunked in the sweet n' sour sauce that was near empy as well. Jamie and Steve looked on as the dare was esclated to him not only dipping that into the sauce of chinese food but also with Tabascco sauce. After a few hesitant seconds, Ryan bit into the piece and chewed as he let the taste of the mixed combination get all over his taste buds before letting the morsel fall into his stomach. Seconds after the sounding plop that it entered his stomach his face contorted slightly at the unique taste of hot, spicy, sweet and sour before, "BURP!" Which made Ryan fall back onto his back from leaning up against the chair he sat in. Legs sticking up in there air.
"That's 30 Marks you owe me, Jamie." Steve grinned as Jamie slid over the equivilent amount in US Dollars, "And Ryan owes us both 50 for that stunt that you did."
"WHAT!?" Ryan got up faster once he heard that he owed 50 to both of them, "No way! You Steve owe me that 50 because I bet Jamie would do it."
"Fine fine.. We'll argue about that last bet before we go crazy." Jamie spoke with the regel air that is usually performed, "Right now we have a problem."
"Uh.. Huston... we have a problem." Ryan grinned slightly as both Steve and Jamie looked at him, "What? It's true isn't it?"
"Yes well we'll just have to explain to the writers what this is."
"Correct." came the sound from the door way. And there stood the Bastard of the World, Gendo Ikari.
"What the hell are you doing here. You're supposed to be in the studios with the rest of the cast." Steve and Jamie spoke out loud. Ryan just sat there with just a smug grin like he knew this would happen sometime ago.
"I was 'tired' of the annoying ideas that people have for me." He walked towards the head of the table and sat down, "Besides you need a commanding officer to head this operation."
"Like hell we do!" Jamie glared at Ikari with a death look.
"Well it seems that some Arthurs do not understand the issue and are sending incorrect information."
"We all ready know that," Ryan spoke now as he got up after drinking some soda in the bottle, "We're just getting random fics from different series so we're just going to explain once more." He walked over to one of the computers and typed a few commands into it. The Stage banner dropped infront of the stage with addions to the rules, "There. That should help those who just want Fic's posted to do it right."
Down on the stage in big letters being held up by a 1/5 replica's of the Eva unit's 00, 01 and 02 was the last thing anyone expected, "HENTAI FIC'S ONLY!" Of course several cast and crew imediatly dropped their scripts and ran out of the studios once they saw the banner. Steve and Jamie glared at Ryan as he blinked and quickly retyped the sequence once more.
"I swear I didn't add that in there! Hone~." He was then picked up by Jamie and Steve to be thrown out of the control center of the Stage with several cast and crew looking down at him with angry stares, mostly red faces of the blushing kind too but they were blushes to kill, "But.. but... but..."
Several minutes later, Ryan was still running from the cast and crew of NGE, dodging everything from thrown chairs to the heavy foot falls of Evas unit 00 - 04. Jamie and Steve sighed as they watched this from the confines of the control center.
"When will he ever learn..." Jamie said,
"I bet 100 marks that he'll be eaten by Unit 04."
"I'll take that bet and wager 100 dollars added on."
"I'll bet that Pilot Soryu will get him and rip him to shreads." Gendo spoke suddenly for the two. Slowly the betting pool increased as they narrowed Ryan's chances to live from the Eva Series by himself as 2,345,447 to 1.
Days later.
"Ryan.. you're supposed to be dead!" Jamie and Steve said as the tired and exhaused Ryan stepped into the control center.
"Naw.. just.. used the dummy Rei's for that.. Man it was hard to keep them off my trail." He dropped into the chair at the right computer and typed in a different sequence of keys as the "Hentai Fic's Only!" banner came down and the, "Eva Fics Only" banner was now being held up.
"There.. now it's safe.." And with that he fell asleep in the chair.
"Well.. We don't have a winner yet, he's not dead." Asuka said as she came in with her slip of paper, "Better luck next time." She grinned as a pistol was aimed at his head....
Ending.. or not?
~~~~~~
I would like to thank Jamie and Steve for participating in getting this idea set up, there's one slight problem. WE ONLY NEED EVANGELION FICS!. Please if you're writing different fics that are not Evangelion based please do not send them to us. We'll just send them back stating this. This is an EVA contest.
Anyway.. still working on that, please send us an e-mail if you're going to praticipate that way we have an estimate number of people that are going to send us stories.
Thank you.
"That's 30 Marks you owe me, Jamie." Steve grinned as Jamie slid over the equivilent amount in US Dollars, "And Ryan owes us both 50 for that stunt that you did."
"WHAT!?" Ryan got up faster once he heard that he owed 50 to both of them, "No way! You Steve owe me that 50 because I bet Jamie would do it."
"Fine fine.. We'll argue about that last bet before we go crazy." Jamie spoke with the regel air that is usually performed, "Right now we have a problem."
"Uh.. Huston... we have a problem." Ryan grinned slightly as both Steve and Jamie looked at him, "What? It's true isn't it?"
"Yes well we'll just have to explain to the writers what this is."
"Correct." came the sound from the door way. And there stood the Bastard of the World, Gendo Ikari.
"What the hell are you doing here. You're supposed to be in the studios with the rest of the cast." Steve and Jamie spoke out loud. Ryan just sat there with just a smug grin like he knew this would happen sometime ago.
"I was 'tired' of the annoying ideas that people have for me." He walked towards the head of the table and sat down, "Besides you need a commanding officer to head this operation."
"Like hell we do!" Jamie glared at Ikari with a death look.
"Well it seems that some Arthurs do not understand the issue and are sending incorrect information."
"We all ready know that," Ryan spoke now as he got up after drinking some soda in the bottle, "We're just getting random fics from different series so we're just going to explain once more." He walked over to one of the computers and typed a few commands into it. The Stage banner dropped infront of the stage with addions to the rules, "There. That should help those who just want Fic's posted to do it right."
Down on the stage in big letters being held up by a 1/5 replica's of the Eva unit's 00, 01 and 02 was the last thing anyone expected, "HENTAI FIC'S ONLY!" Of course several cast and crew imediatly dropped their scripts and ran out of the studios once they saw the banner. Steve and Jamie glared at Ryan as he blinked and quickly retyped the sequence once more.
"I swear I didn't add that in there! Hone~." He was then picked up by Jamie and Steve to be thrown out of the control center of the Stage with several cast and crew looking down at him with angry stares, mostly red faces of the blushing kind too but they were blushes to kill, "But.. but... but..."
Several minutes later, Ryan was still running from the cast and crew of NGE, dodging everything from thrown chairs to the heavy foot falls of Evas unit 00 - 04. Jamie and Steve sighed as they watched this from the confines of the control center.
"When will he ever learn..." Jamie said,
"I bet 100 marks that he'll be eaten by Unit 04."
"I'll take that bet and wager 100 dollars added on."
"I'll bet that Pilot Soryu will get him and rip him to shreads." Gendo spoke suddenly for the two. Slowly the betting pool increased as they narrowed Ryan's chances to live from the Eva Series by himself as 2,345,447 to 1.
Days later.
"Ryan.. you're supposed to be dead!" Jamie and Steve said as the tired and exhaused Ryan stepped into the control center.
"Naw.. just.. used the dummy Rei's for that.. Man it was hard to keep them off my trail." He dropped into the chair at the right computer and typed in a different sequence of keys as the "Hentai Fic's Only!" banner came down and the, "Eva Fics Only" banner was now being held up.
"There.. now it's safe.." And with that he fell asleep in the chair.
"Well.. We don't have a winner yet, he's not dead." Asuka said as she came in with her slip of paper, "Better luck next time." She grinned as a pistol was aimed at his head....
Ending.. or not?
~~~~~~
I would like to thank Jamie and Steve for participating in getting this idea set up, there's one slight problem. WE ONLY NEED EVANGELION FICS!. Please if you're writing different fics that are not Evangelion based please do not send them to us. We'll just send them back stating this. This is an EVA contest.
Anyway.. still working on that, please send us an e-mail if you're going to praticipate that way we have an estimate number of people that are going to send us stories.
Thank you.