Welcome to Chapter 2. I'm sorry that I haven't been updating on this fic in
a while, but I lost all my files as it says in my bio. Anyway, just so the
costumes aren't forgotten, a character's costume will be near their name
like this:
Vincent / a vampire: Blah blah blah random crap.
I hope it isn't too hard that way. Anyway, enjoy!
BTW... In the last chapter, I didn't mention what Kidd, Leena, Seifer, and almost the whole FFX crew was gonna be dressed as. O_o Sorry! You can find out here when they have dialogue.
Disclaimer: Aren't you tired of reading the same thing over and over? 'I don't own anything, I don't own anything, I don't own anything'? Well, then try 'DISCLAIMER-BE-GONE'!! This is a revolutionary new product that gets rid of all the disclaimers in any fic you read! And it sells for just 9248643289462387432974892374 easy payments of $999,999,999,999,999!!!! *gets whacked with a hammer* O.o Okay, I deserved that... I don't own anything.
~*~
Chaos is ensuing. Everyone is doing various weird stuff. The 4 authors are standing in a corner, talking.
Re / Sephiroth: We should really do something about this...
Ryu / Cloud: Let's make everyone drunk and naked and crazy!!!
Akari / Tifa: ...NO. Not like the last two times.
Flashback... Yuffie is shown running through the Seventh Heaven, very hyper. She's completely naked and there's a banner taped to her butt that says 'FEED ME LIQUOR'. Flashback ends.
Re / Sephiroth: *shudders* That's definitely a bad idea...
Takt / Sephiroth: Well, we can get everyone to go trick or treating.
Re / Sephiroth: Hmm... Yeah!!!
Ryu / Cloud: We just have to separate everyone into different groups.
Akari / Tifa: Great, let's make a plan...
The authors laugh madly and start to work on a plan. Later, at 9:00 P.M.... Most of the guys are drunk and some knocked out. Everyone else is going crazy. Akari jumps onto a nearby table.
Akari / Tifa: Okay everyone, we're gonna trick or treat!
Cloud / Crono: *clearly drunk* WOOTSH!!! LET'SH ALL BE ILLEGALSH!!! *falls over*
Akari / Tifa: O_o Right... We're having everyone break into groups.
Akari lists all the groups...
~*~
GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND
Cloud / Crono
Cid / Eminem
Vincent / vampire
Zell / Kero
Zidane / monkey
Tidus / chocobo
Wakka / Raijin
Crono / Serge
Serge / Crono
GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS
Shera / tea bag
Squall / lobster
Rinoa / tomato
Laguna / crab
Raine / shrimp
Vivi / carrot
Leena / potato
GROUP 3 -- PLAYBOY BUNNIES (all the members are Playboy bunnies so their costumes aren't written)
Quistis
Irvine
Yuna
Lulu
Rikku
Marle
Lucca
GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS (some people, like Zidane / monkey, are in other groups even though they're hairy O_o)
Yuffie / Seymour
Red XIII / Simba
Cait Sith / Meowth
Tifa / horse head
Aeris / horse butt
Seifer / giant cat
Steiner / Pikachu
Kimahri / giant cat
Seymour / baboon
Lynx / giant cat
GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE
Barret / Mr. T
Selphie / CCSakura
Dagger / princess
Kidd / Yuffie
Harle / clown
GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS
Akari / Tifa
Ryu / Cloud
Re / Sephiroth
Takt / Sephiroth
Auron / Sephiroth
~*~
Quistis / Playboy bunny: Where the hell did you come up with the names of these groups, Akari?!
Irvine / Playboy bunny: Woohoo!! I'm a Playboy bunny!!
All the other members of the Playboy bunny group: *slowly edge away from Irvine*
Auron / Sephiroth: :D I'm a Sephiroth!!
Re / Sephiroth: Welcome to the club.
Auron / Sephiroth: Sweet!!!
Akari / Tifa: Okay, get into your groups and let's all trick or treat!!
Everyone splits into their groups and go somewhere. First, with GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND.
Cid / Eminem: So... What the @#$% do we do? It's @#$%in' boring.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Vincent / vampire: ...Vot the hell did you just say?
Zell / Kero: I think he can't talk cause he's Crono...
Vincent / vampire: Votever. *sucks Cloud's blood*
Zell / Kero: O_o;;
Wakka / Raijin: So, let's go trick or treating, ya know?
Tidus / chocobo: Wark wark, I can see why you're dressed as Raijin... You evil Raijin copier... Wark...
Wakka / Raijin: So true, ya know?
Crono / Serge: ...
Serge / Crono: ...
Zidane / monkey: Crono and Serge are right. We should get moving.
And so, the party of 9 sets off... They soon reach a chocobo ranch.
Choco Bill: Hey there! Oh, I see one of my chocobos got loose. How nice of you to return him.
Choco Bill grabs Tidus's hair and drags him away.
Tidus / chocobo: Kweeeeh!!!! *gets thrown into a stable*
Vincent / vampire: Oh great, so now vee have to get him back?
Zell / Kero: Yep. Guess we can't trick or treat. Damn, I'm missing all that food...
Cid / Eminem: I can see why you're Kero, ya hungry @#$%.
Zidane / monkey: Let's just go get Tidus back.
The party runs into the stable that Tidus was thrown into. An alarm goes off as they walk in. Choco Bill runs in.
Choco Bill: You imbeciles... You tried to steal my chocobos!!! Now behold as I take my other form and... TURN INTO THE CHOCO CRAP!!!!
Everyone: ...
Wakka / Raijin: ...Choco Crap, eh? Heh heh...
Everyone laughs.
Choco Crap: Hey, it has a nice ring to it. Both words start with a C. *grin* Now... BEHOLD MY POWER!!!!!
The party gets into a battle with Choco Crap. Cloud and Serge, both dressed like Crono, run over to him.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Serge / Crono: ...
Vincent / vampire: I think vot they said vos that they vould impale the crap vith their hair.
Cloud and Serge impale Choco Crap with their hair and Choco Crap is instantly knocked out.
Cloud / Crono and Serge / Crono: *grin*
Cid / Eminem: Well, that was pretty @#$%in' easy, yo? *starts to rap*
Tidus / chocobo: O_o Well, you guys saved me. Wark wark. So let's all move on, kweh...
Zidane / monkey: Quit saying kweh and wark.
Tidus / chocobo: Wark, we all have to act like what we are. Wark.
Zidane / monkey: Right... *makes monkey sound*
Everyone: O_o;;
So the party continues on. Meanwhile, with GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS...
Leena / potato: So, shall we head out?
Rinoa / tomato: Shut up, potatos can't talk.
Leena / potato: Neither can tomatos!!
Rinoa / tomato: GGGRR!!!!
Rinoa and Leena start to catfight.
Squall / lobster: WOOHOO!!! Hey, you know what would make this better? *grins* Shera?
Shera / tea bag: :D Of course.
Shera somehow gets tea all over Rinoa and Leena. Their clothes are now wet and sticking to their bodies... And they're still fighting... O_o
Vivi / carrot: *watching intently* Porn!!!
Raine / shrimp: O.o This isn't appropriate.
Laguna / crab: *also watching* Who cares?!
Raine / shrimp: HEY!!!! *bites all the guys*
Squall / lobster: O.o Shrimp don't bite... They're dead.
Raine / shrimp: o.O Then how'd I just bite all you??
Leena / potato: *sigh* Where is this leading? Let's just get going...
So the 7 foods head off. They reach the Crater and walk through it. It isn't long before they get hungry.
Raine / shrimp: *drool* Mmm... I want some salad... *bites off a piece of Rinoa's, Vivi's, and Leena's costumes* With some shrimp... *bites off a piece of own costume* Mmm... *falls over, poisoned from the fabric O.o*
Squall / lobster: o.O Well, maybe we should stop for food.
Shera / tea bag: There's a McDonald's right there.
Laguna / crab: We're in the middle of the Crater... Gee, they have McDonald's everywhere these days. O.o
Vivi / carrot: Let's go in.
The party walks into the McDonald's. A McDonald's employee walks up to them.
Employee: *hands out menus* Please be seated.
Rinoa / tomato: But McDonald's isn't a formal restaurant.
Employee: This is a special McDonald's. It's strictly for FFVII villains. You ARE FFVII villains, aren't you?
Shera / tea bag: *sweatdrop* Yeah. I'm the Tea Bag Weapon, and that over there's the Carrot Weapon and the Tomato Weapon and etc...
Employee: Great. Sit down.
The party sits at a table. At the table across from them is Sephiroth and Rufus.
Shera / tea bag: *notices Sephiroth and Rufus* O_o Aren't those two dead?
Sephiroth: *crying* Can you believe Aeris dumped me?...
Rufus: *pats Sephiroth's back* Well, you did kill her...
Sephiroth: But we were scheduled for a lemon at 4:00 that day... And then she dumps me!! So we missed the lemon!!! WAAAAAHH!!!!
Rufus: O_o;; Oh, come on. There's always Yuffie.
Sephiroth: But I can never reach her... Reno always does first... *sniffle*
Shera / tea bag: *slowly turns away* I didn't want to hear any of that.
An employee walks over.
Employee: May I take your... Hey, how'd you guys escape the kitchen?! Come on, we have to have you fried right away.
The employee drags the party away.
Leena / potato: This can't be happening...
Rinoa / tomato: Do you know who we are?! We're the VEGETABLE WEAPONS!!!
Squall / lobster: That's right!! And WE CONTROL YOU!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Employee: ...Shut up. I've already had some guy escape the kitchen, claiming he was the 'Cheese Weapon'. I dragged him right back and fried him and fed him to the Turks.
Vivi / carrot: O.o Well, that explains why Aeris can never be revived. Cheese has been eaten.
Laguna / crab: Also explains why Tseng is attracted to Aeris...
Raine / shrimp: Wait, no it doesn't.
Laguna / crab: Whatever. We're about to be eaten.
Rinoa / lobster: Then how bout we beat the crap out of this guy?
Shera / tea bag: Hey, great idea.
The party gets into a battle with 'McDonald's Employee'.
M. E.: MWUAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!
Rinoa / tomato: Whatever.
Rinoa kicks M. E. in the groin and he falls over in pain. The party runs away.
Leena / potato: Well, that was easy.
Vivi / carrot: But we're still hungry.
So the party continues on, in search of food. Meanwhile with GROUP 3 -- PLAYBOY BUNNIES. Quistis, Yuna, Lulu, Rikku, Irvine, Marle, and Lucca are walking around.
Quistis: Where are all the houses?...
Irvine: Hmm... Hey, look, a haunted house.
Quistis: But we need a place to trick or treat.
Rikku: This could be better...
Lulu: Yeah, let's go in.
The party walks up and rings the doorbell. A guy who looks strangely like Edgar from FFVI opens the door.
Guy who's probably Edgar: O_O I've been waiting for this day!!! 7 beautiful women dressed as Playboy bunnies have finally arrived at my door!!
Irvine: I'm a man.
Guy who's probably Edgar: Hey, whatever. Just as long as you're dressed as a half-naked bunny.
Lucca: Who the hell are you?
Edgar: Edgar.
Marle: Shit... This guy's a big flirt...
Quistis: Worse than Irvine?
Marle: Oh, yeah.
Edgar pulls the 7 in and shuts the door.
Yuna: What are you gonna do?
Edgar: Well, I was just having a party and I was wondering if you'd do me a favor... The party kinda sucks...
Edgar leads everyone to a room in which the whole FFVI party is sitting, looking bored to hell.
Edgar: Could you strip for us?
Irvine: Could we?!
Irvine jumps onto a table and takes off his top. O.o
Irvine: Hey everybody! *wink* Get ready for some sugar!!
Locke: ...Is that stripper a man?
Shadow: Dear God, Edgar, your parties suck.
Cyan: Yeah, I can't believe you can't even afford a decent stripper.
Edgar: But I have women too!!
Yuna: There is no way we're stripping!!!
Edgar: Let me guess, you're the holy virgin summoner?...
Yuna: ...?? *looks around* Ah, dammit.
The rest of the girls are stripping on the table with Irvine.
Edgar: I guess you're left no choice.
Yuna: Whatever. *jumps onto the table*
So the 7 party members strip as the guys of FFVI look on and Celes, Terra, and Relm are attempting to beat the guys to death.
~*~
That's the first part of what happens. Wait for the next chapter, in which Groups 4-6 will be featured! And as always, please review~!
Vincent / a vampire: Blah blah blah random crap.
I hope it isn't too hard that way. Anyway, enjoy!
BTW... In the last chapter, I didn't mention what Kidd, Leena, Seifer, and almost the whole FFX crew was gonna be dressed as. O_o Sorry! You can find out here when they have dialogue.
Disclaimer: Aren't you tired of reading the same thing over and over? 'I don't own anything, I don't own anything, I don't own anything'? Well, then try 'DISCLAIMER-BE-GONE'!! This is a revolutionary new product that gets rid of all the disclaimers in any fic you read! And it sells for just 9248643289462387432974892374 easy payments of $999,999,999,999,999!!!! *gets whacked with a hammer* O.o Okay, I deserved that... I don't own anything.
~*~
Chaos is ensuing. Everyone is doing various weird stuff. The 4 authors are standing in a corner, talking.
Re / Sephiroth: We should really do something about this...
Ryu / Cloud: Let's make everyone drunk and naked and crazy!!!
Akari / Tifa: ...NO. Not like the last two times.
Flashback... Yuffie is shown running through the Seventh Heaven, very hyper. She's completely naked and there's a banner taped to her butt that says 'FEED ME LIQUOR'. Flashback ends.
Re / Sephiroth: *shudders* That's definitely a bad idea...
Takt / Sephiroth: Well, we can get everyone to go trick or treating.
Re / Sephiroth: Hmm... Yeah!!!
Ryu / Cloud: We just have to separate everyone into different groups.
Akari / Tifa: Great, let's make a plan...
The authors laugh madly and start to work on a plan. Later, at 9:00 P.M.... Most of the guys are drunk and some knocked out. Everyone else is going crazy. Akari jumps onto a nearby table.
Akari / Tifa: Okay everyone, we're gonna trick or treat!
Cloud / Crono: *clearly drunk* WOOTSH!!! LET'SH ALL BE ILLEGALSH!!! *falls over*
Akari / Tifa: O_o Right... We're having everyone break into groups.
Akari lists all the groups...
~*~
GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND
Cloud / Crono
Cid / Eminem
Vincent / vampire
Zell / Kero
Zidane / monkey
Tidus / chocobo
Wakka / Raijin
Crono / Serge
Serge / Crono
GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS
Shera / tea bag
Squall / lobster
Rinoa / tomato
Laguna / crab
Raine / shrimp
Vivi / carrot
Leena / potato
GROUP 3 -- PLAYBOY BUNNIES (all the members are Playboy bunnies so their costumes aren't written)
Quistis
Irvine
Yuna
Lulu
Rikku
Marle
Lucca
GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS (some people, like Zidane / monkey, are in other groups even though they're hairy O_o)
Yuffie / Seymour
Red XIII / Simba
Cait Sith / Meowth
Tifa / horse head
Aeris / horse butt
Seifer / giant cat
Steiner / Pikachu
Kimahri / giant cat
Seymour / baboon
Lynx / giant cat
GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE
Barret / Mr. T
Selphie / CCSakura
Dagger / princess
Kidd / Yuffie
Harle / clown
GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS
Akari / Tifa
Ryu / Cloud
Re / Sephiroth
Takt / Sephiroth
Auron / Sephiroth
~*~
Quistis / Playboy bunny: Where the hell did you come up with the names of these groups, Akari?!
Irvine / Playboy bunny: Woohoo!! I'm a Playboy bunny!!
All the other members of the Playboy bunny group: *slowly edge away from Irvine*
Auron / Sephiroth: :D I'm a Sephiroth!!
Re / Sephiroth: Welcome to the club.
Auron / Sephiroth: Sweet!!!
Akari / Tifa: Okay, get into your groups and let's all trick or treat!!
Everyone splits into their groups and go somewhere. First, with GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND.
Cid / Eminem: So... What the @#$% do we do? It's @#$%in' boring.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Vincent / vampire: ...Vot the hell did you just say?
Zell / Kero: I think he can't talk cause he's Crono...
Vincent / vampire: Votever. *sucks Cloud's blood*
Zell / Kero: O_o;;
Wakka / Raijin: So, let's go trick or treating, ya know?
Tidus / chocobo: Wark wark, I can see why you're dressed as Raijin... You evil Raijin copier... Wark...
Wakka / Raijin: So true, ya know?
Crono / Serge: ...
Serge / Crono: ...
Zidane / monkey: Crono and Serge are right. We should get moving.
And so, the party of 9 sets off... They soon reach a chocobo ranch.
Choco Bill: Hey there! Oh, I see one of my chocobos got loose. How nice of you to return him.
Choco Bill grabs Tidus's hair and drags him away.
Tidus / chocobo: Kweeeeh!!!! *gets thrown into a stable*
Vincent / vampire: Oh great, so now vee have to get him back?
Zell / Kero: Yep. Guess we can't trick or treat. Damn, I'm missing all that food...
Cid / Eminem: I can see why you're Kero, ya hungry @#$%.
Zidane / monkey: Let's just go get Tidus back.
The party runs into the stable that Tidus was thrown into. An alarm goes off as they walk in. Choco Bill runs in.
Choco Bill: You imbeciles... You tried to steal my chocobos!!! Now behold as I take my other form and... TURN INTO THE CHOCO CRAP!!!!
Everyone: ...
Wakka / Raijin: ...Choco Crap, eh? Heh heh...
Everyone laughs.
Choco Crap: Hey, it has a nice ring to it. Both words start with a C. *grin* Now... BEHOLD MY POWER!!!!!
The party gets into a battle with Choco Crap. Cloud and Serge, both dressed like Crono, run over to him.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Serge / Crono: ...
Vincent / vampire: I think vot they said vos that they vould impale the crap vith their hair.
Cloud and Serge impale Choco Crap with their hair and Choco Crap is instantly knocked out.
Cloud / Crono and Serge / Crono: *grin*
Cid / Eminem: Well, that was pretty @#$%in' easy, yo? *starts to rap*
Tidus / chocobo: O_o Well, you guys saved me. Wark wark. So let's all move on, kweh...
Zidane / monkey: Quit saying kweh and wark.
Tidus / chocobo: Wark, we all have to act like what we are. Wark.
Zidane / monkey: Right... *makes monkey sound*
Everyone: O_o;;
So the party continues on. Meanwhile, with GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS...
Leena / potato: So, shall we head out?
Rinoa / tomato: Shut up, potatos can't talk.
Leena / potato: Neither can tomatos!!
Rinoa / tomato: GGGRR!!!!
Rinoa and Leena start to catfight.
Squall / lobster: WOOHOO!!! Hey, you know what would make this better? *grins* Shera?
Shera / tea bag: :D Of course.
Shera somehow gets tea all over Rinoa and Leena. Their clothes are now wet and sticking to their bodies... And they're still fighting... O_o
Vivi / carrot: *watching intently* Porn!!!
Raine / shrimp: O.o This isn't appropriate.
Laguna / crab: *also watching* Who cares?!
Raine / shrimp: HEY!!!! *bites all the guys*
Squall / lobster: O.o Shrimp don't bite... They're dead.
Raine / shrimp: o.O Then how'd I just bite all you??
Leena / potato: *sigh* Where is this leading? Let's just get going...
So the 7 foods head off. They reach the Crater and walk through it. It isn't long before they get hungry.
Raine / shrimp: *drool* Mmm... I want some salad... *bites off a piece of Rinoa's, Vivi's, and Leena's costumes* With some shrimp... *bites off a piece of own costume* Mmm... *falls over, poisoned from the fabric O.o*
Squall / lobster: o.O Well, maybe we should stop for food.
Shera / tea bag: There's a McDonald's right there.
Laguna / crab: We're in the middle of the Crater... Gee, they have McDonald's everywhere these days. O.o
Vivi / carrot: Let's go in.
The party walks into the McDonald's. A McDonald's employee walks up to them.
Employee: *hands out menus* Please be seated.
Rinoa / tomato: But McDonald's isn't a formal restaurant.
Employee: This is a special McDonald's. It's strictly for FFVII villains. You ARE FFVII villains, aren't you?
Shera / tea bag: *sweatdrop* Yeah. I'm the Tea Bag Weapon, and that over there's the Carrot Weapon and the Tomato Weapon and etc...
Employee: Great. Sit down.
The party sits at a table. At the table across from them is Sephiroth and Rufus.
Shera / tea bag: *notices Sephiroth and Rufus* O_o Aren't those two dead?
Sephiroth: *crying* Can you believe Aeris dumped me?...
Rufus: *pats Sephiroth's back* Well, you did kill her...
Sephiroth: But we were scheduled for a lemon at 4:00 that day... And then she dumps me!! So we missed the lemon!!! WAAAAAHH!!!!
Rufus: O_o;; Oh, come on. There's always Yuffie.
Sephiroth: But I can never reach her... Reno always does first... *sniffle*
Shera / tea bag: *slowly turns away* I didn't want to hear any of that.
An employee walks over.
Employee: May I take your... Hey, how'd you guys escape the kitchen?! Come on, we have to have you fried right away.
The employee drags the party away.
Leena / potato: This can't be happening...
Rinoa / tomato: Do you know who we are?! We're the VEGETABLE WEAPONS!!!
Squall / lobster: That's right!! And WE CONTROL YOU!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Employee: ...Shut up. I've already had some guy escape the kitchen, claiming he was the 'Cheese Weapon'. I dragged him right back and fried him and fed him to the Turks.
Vivi / carrot: O.o Well, that explains why Aeris can never be revived. Cheese has been eaten.
Laguna / crab: Also explains why Tseng is attracted to Aeris...
Raine / shrimp: Wait, no it doesn't.
Laguna / crab: Whatever. We're about to be eaten.
Rinoa / lobster: Then how bout we beat the crap out of this guy?
Shera / tea bag: Hey, great idea.
The party gets into a battle with 'McDonald's Employee'.
M. E.: MWUAHAHAHA!!!! YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!
Rinoa / tomato: Whatever.
Rinoa kicks M. E. in the groin and he falls over in pain. The party runs away.
Leena / potato: Well, that was easy.
Vivi / carrot: But we're still hungry.
So the party continues on, in search of food. Meanwhile with GROUP 3 -- PLAYBOY BUNNIES. Quistis, Yuna, Lulu, Rikku, Irvine, Marle, and Lucca are walking around.
Quistis: Where are all the houses?...
Irvine: Hmm... Hey, look, a haunted house.
Quistis: But we need a place to trick or treat.
Rikku: This could be better...
Lulu: Yeah, let's go in.
The party walks up and rings the doorbell. A guy who looks strangely like Edgar from FFVI opens the door.
Guy who's probably Edgar: O_O I've been waiting for this day!!! 7 beautiful women dressed as Playboy bunnies have finally arrived at my door!!
Irvine: I'm a man.
Guy who's probably Edgar: Hey, whatever. Just as long as you're dressed as a half-naked bunny.
Lucca: Who the hell are you?
Edgar: Edgar.
Marle: Shit... This guy's a big flirt...
Quistis: Worse than Irvine?
Marle: Oh, yeah.
Edgar pulls the 7 in and shuts the door.
Yuna: What are you gonna do?
Edgar: Well, I was just having a party and I was wondering if you'd do me a favor... The party kinda sucks...
Edgar leads everyone to a room in which the whole FFVI party is sitting, looking bored to hell.
Edgar: Could you strip for us?
Irvine: Could we?!
Irvine jumps onto a table and takes off his top. O.o
Irvine: Hey everybody! *wink* Get ready for some sugar!!
Locke: ...Is that stripper a man?
Shadow: Dear God, Edgar, your parties suck.
Cyan: Yeah, I can't believe you can't even afford a decent stripper.
Edgar: But I have women too!!
Yuna: There is no way we're stripping!!!
Edgar: Let me guess, you're the holy virgin summoner?...
Yuna: ...?? *looks around* Ah, dammit.
The rest of the girls are stripping on the table with Irvine.
Edgar: I guess you're left no choice.
Yuna: Whatever. *jumps onto the table*
So the 7 party members strip as the guys of FFVI look on and Celes, Terra, and Relm are attempting to beat the guys to death.
~*~
That's the first part of what happens. Wait for the next chapter, in which Groups 4-6 will be featured! And as always, please review~!