Welcome back!!! Thanks to Re for helping me so much with this chapter!!!
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Everyone: Go read Golden-Sephy's FFVII fic!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own crap...
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We join GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS. They're shown walking around near the Gold Saucer.
Tifa / horse head: *attached to Aeris* Why do we have to be attached?!
Aeris / horse butt: Cause we're a horse together...
Seymour / baboon: Do I even belong in this group?
Kimahri / giant cat: Yes, dumbass. You're a baboon.
Seymour / baboon: How dare you insult me?! I'm gonna send Barbie out to get you!!! *evil glare*
Cait Sith / Meowth: *sigh* We're getting nowhere...
Steiner / Pikachu: ...Meowth? I finally found you!!
Cait Sith / Meowth: O_o;; *edges away from Steiner*
Yuffie / Seymour: Why am I in this group??
Lynx / giant cat: *grin* You're Seymour.
Yuffie / Seymour: Ah, yes. Seymour is a hairy animal!!
Seymour / baboon: So true. :D
Seifer / giant cat: Let's get going, dammit!!!
Red XIII / Simba: Yeah. I heard that the Gold Saucer opened a few new sections.
Tifa / horse head: Great. We can go steal some candy!!!
Kimahri / giant cat: WOOHOO!!! CANDYYY!!!! *dies*
Everyone: ...O_o
Yuffie / Seymour: That was random.
The party walks into the Gold Saucer. Dio runs over.
Dio: How'd you get loose?! Get back to the zoo!!!
Dio drags the party to a zoo-like area that's in the middle of the Gold Saucer. He locks everyone up in cells and walks away.
Aeris / horse butt: So... This is one of the new sections. *glares at Yuffie*
Seifer / giant cat: Well, how do we get outta here?!
Yuffie / Seymour: We wait...
Moving onto GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE. They're standing outside Tifa's bar.
Selphie / Sakura: *sigh* Our group is hard to work with...
Dagger / princess: Yeah... We're all so random.
Barret / Mr. T: Yo, foos, let's trick or treat!
Kidd / Yuffie: Yeah... ^^ I know where we could go!!
The party somehow is transported to Arni.
Harle / mime (a/n: I changed her costume) : ... *makes weird motions*
Dagger / princess: Harle's right... How are we gonna get back to the FFVII world?
Kidd / Yuffie: We trick or treat here first. We'll think of something later!
Selphie / Sakura: *grin* YAY!!! Let's go!!
Everyone heads off to trick or treat. They knock on the first house and Terra answers.
Kidd / Yuffie: O.o What are you doing here?
Terra: *eyes red* Hee hee... I'M HERE TO ELIMINATE YOU!!!! *grin*
Everyone: ...
Barret / Mr. T: RUN, FOOS!!!
Terra: DIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *chases the party*
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Selphie / Sakura: Harle's right, we need an airship...
The party keeps running. Suddenly they come across an airship sitting conveniently in the middle of the field. They get in and fly away as Terra screams at them from the distance.
Terra: I NEED SCISSORS!!!! 61!!!!!!! *grin*
Dagger / princess: O_o;; *slowly looks away from Terra* We're lucky to have found this airship.
Barret / Mr. T: That's right, foo. Now we need to see how long it'll hold...
The airship suddenly crashes.
Kidd / Yuffie: *glares at Barret* You bastard.
Dagger / princess: Look, we're...
Kidd / Yuffie: ...Back in the FFVII world.
Barret / Mr. T: Damn!
Selphie / Sakura: Oh well. Wanna go back to trick or treating?
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Kidd / Yuffie: Great, let's go...
The party heads to the Crater.
Kidd / Yuffie: Look, it's Reno's house, conveniently placed outside the Crater!!
Dagger / princess: Let's go in!
The team knocks on the door. Reno answers. He's wearing a pink frilly ballerina outfit and looks like he hasn't shaved in days. O.o To top it off, he's completely drunk.
Reno: *slurry voice* Hewo?
Selphie / Sakura: Trick or treat!
Reno: Fuck you ya shith.
Dagger / princess: Give us candy!
Reno: Okie, alrighthy...
Reno walks outside and goes into a garage. He comes out a minute later in a giant truck. The back is filled with candy. He drives it out and dumps a few tons of candy onto the party.
Reno: *grin* Yay...
Kidd / Yuffie: *emerges from the candy* Woohoo!!! Thanks!!!
Reno: Shure ya fugly kid.
Reno walks back into his house.
Kidd / Yuffie: Look at all this candy!!
Dagger / princess: He must have more...
Barret / Mr. T: Yo, foos, let's go get sum more! *grin*
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Selphie / Sakura: Great idea... We can all go change our costumes and come back to Reno's house and take more candy!!! :D
Everyone walks into Reno's garage.
Dagger / princess: Hey, here are some trash bags. Let's steal them! :D
Everyone puts on the trash bags and walk to the front of Reno's house. They ring the bell.
Reno: Hewo...
Kidd / Yuffie: Trick or treat!
Reno: Hee hee... PURPLE WORM ON HICKORY KICKORY ROCK!!!! =DDD
Dagger / princess: O.o Can we have some candy?
Reno: Turn off the game conshole now... Don't shit too closhe to the tv...
Selphie / Sakura: o.O Shit?
Reno: CANDYYY!!!!!
Reno throws some candy at the party and closes the door.
Kidd / Yuffie: Well, he's definitely drunk.
Selphie / Sakura: We don't even need other costumes. Let's walk around in garbage bags, he won't notice that we're the same people!
The team rings the door again. Reno walks out.
Reno: Have shome cookiesh! *grin*
Reno pulls out a tray with small lumpy inedible things on them.
Kidd / Yuffie: ... *sniffs the things and faints*
Dagger / princess: O_o;; Well, I guess we're done trick or treating...
Reno: One time I wash driving home and shaw an orange object in the shky... And then it wash green everywhere...
Selphie / Sakura: ...You're right, Dagger, let's go.
The party quickly runs off. Onto GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS. The team is standing in the Gold Saucer.
Re / Sephiroth: How'd we end up here?
Takt / Sephiroth: I dunno. Oh well, let's all go steal candy!
Re / Sephiroth: -_-;; Maybe we should go back.
Suddenly, familiar screaming is heard.
Auron / Sephiroth: Hmm... That sounds like a damsel in distress...
The party runs into the zoo section, where the screaming is coming from. They see GROUP 4 in cages like animals.
Akari / Tifa: Who was screaming...?
Akari notices a man feeding Seymour bananas. Seymour is the one screaming.
Akari / Tifa: O_o;;
Takt / Sephiroth: Well, let's save them!
Re / Sephiroth: Yes, we must save them from being fed bananas!!! :D
Everyone: ...O.o
Re / Sephiroth: ...Sorry.
Ryu / Cloud: Let's battle the zoo keeper!!!
The party gets into a battle with the zoo keeper. Cheesy action music plays and the background turns swirly.
Z. K.: MWUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! I WILL FEED THE WORLD BANANAS!!!!!!! =DDD
Re / Sephiroth: Let's just get this over with... REKKA SHINEN!!!
Re pulls out her fan and it slices Z. K. He's knocked out instantly.
Re / Sephiroth: ^_^ That was easy.
Everyone except Re: o.O Wow.
Takt / Sephiroth: Now, to free everyone...
Re / Sephiroth: But don't we need the keys to the cages?...
Ryu / Cloud: Hmm...
Yuffie / Seymour: GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!
Auron / Sephiroth: Uh-oh... It's not good to be around Yuffie when she's pissed...
Yuffie goes into rage mode and performs a few Limit Breaks. Suddenly the whole Gold Saucer gets knocked down.
Everyone: O_O
Yuffie / Seymour: *grins cutely* Well, what now?
Akari / Tifa: Well, I guess we need to get the Gold Saucer back up...
Suddenly everything is restored.
Everyone: O.o
Akari / Tifa: Alrighty...
Yuffie / Seymour: Well, we'll be heading back to Tifa's.
Re / Sephiroth: Okay. The rest of us are gonna steal candy at the Gold Saucer! ^^
GROUP 6 walks into the Gold Saucer and looks around.
Takt / Sephiroth: Hey, look... A villain convention!!! ^_^
Re / Sephiroth: Let's all go see it!!!
The party goes over to a giant villain convention that's conveniently set up in the middle of the Gold Saucer. A million villains are everywhere.
Re / Sephiroth: Hey... It's Sephiroth!!!!!! ^___^
Re runs over to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Cosplayers!!! *cheesy grin*
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Right... Anyway, can I have your autograph?
Sephiroth: Okie! :D *signs a paper*
Suddenly Kuja runs over and eats the paper. O.o
Kuja: Why do you ask for his autograph?! I'm the best villain!!!
Akari / Tifa: ...Why are you dressed as a woman?
Kuja: Wha??
Takt / Sephiroth: You DO have a lot of makeup on. XD
Kuja: Hey, it brings out the color of my eyes. *bats lashes*
Ryu / Cloud: ... *eye twitches* Let's beat the crap outta him.
The party gets into a battle with Kuja.
Kuja: I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!
Akari kicks Kuja in the @#$%.
Kuja: You forgot!! I'm a WOMAN! :D
Akari / Tifa: Well... Re?
Re / Sephiroth: ^^ REKKA SHINEN!!!!
Re attacks and Kuja is instantly knocked out.
Re / Sephiroth: And, so, it is proven!! SEPHY RULEZ ALL!!!! =DDD
Sephiroth: O.o I have to go now. *quickly runs away*
Re / Sephiroth: ...Alrighty...
Takt / Sephiroth: Yeah... Well, let's go.
And so, the party heads back.
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Please review! ^_^
Re: I did read your fic, it's wonderful. ^^
Everyone: Go read Golden-Sephy's FFVII fic!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own crap...
~*~
We join GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS. They're shown walking around near the Gold Saucer.
Tifa / horse head: *attached to Aeris* Why do we have to be attached?!
Aeris / horse butt: Cause we're a horse together...
Seymour / baboon: Do I even belong in this group?
Kimahri / giant cat: Yes, dumbass. You're a baboon.
Seymour / baboon: How dare you insult me?! I'm gonna send Barbie out to get you!!! *evil glare*
Cait Sith / Meowth: *sigh* We're getting nowhere...
Steiner / Pikachu: ...Meowth? I finally found you!!
Cait Sith / Meowth: O_o;; *edges away from Steiner*
Yuffie / Seymour: Why am I in this group??
Lynx / giant cat: *grin* You're Seymour.
Yuffie / Seymour: Ah, yes. Seymour is a hairy animal!!
Seymour / baboon: So true. :D
Seifer / giant cat: Let's get going, dammit!!!
Red XIII / Simba: Yeah. I heard that the Gold Saucer opened a few new sections.
Tifa / horse head: Great. We can go steal some candy!!!
Kimahri / giant cat: WOOHOO!!! CANDYYY!!!! *dies*
Everyone: ...O_o
Yuffie / Seymour: That was random.
The party walks into the Gold Saucer. Dio runs over.
Dio: How'd you get loose?! Get back to the zoo!!!
Dio drags the party to a zoo-like area that's in the middle of the Gold Saucer. He locks everyone up in cells and walks away.
Aeris / horse butt: So... This is one of the new sections. *glares at Yuffie*
Seifer / giant cat: Well, how do we get outta here?!
Yuffie / Seymour: We wait...
Moving onto GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE. They're standing outside Tifa's bar.
Selphie / Sakura: *sigh* Our group is hard to work with...
Dagger / princess: Yeah... We're all so random.
Barret / Mr. T: Yo, foos, let's trick or treat!
Kidd / Yuffie: Yeah... ^^ I know where we could go!!
The party somehow is transported to Arni.
Harle / mime (a/n: I changed her costume) : ... *makes weird motions*
Dagger / princess: Harle's right... How are we gonna get back to the FFVII world?
Kidd / Yuffie: We trick or treat here first. We'll think of something later!
Selphie / Sakura: *grin* YAY!!! Let's go!!
Everyone heads off to trick or treat. They knock on the first house and Terra answers.
Kidd / Yuffie: O.o What are you doing here?
Terra: *eyes red* Hee hee... I'M HERE TO ELIMINATE YOU!!!! *grin*
Everyone: ...
Barret / Mr. T: RUN, FOOS!!!
Terra: DIIIIEEEEE!!!!! *chases the party*
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Selphie / Sakura: Harle's right, we need an airship...
The party keeps running. Suddenly they come across an airship sitting conveniently in the middle of the field. They get in and fly away as Terra screams at them from the distance.
Terra: I NEED SCISSORS!!!! 61!!!!!!! *grin*
Dagger / princess: O_o;; *slowly looks away from Terra* We're lucky to have found this airship.
Barret / Mr. T: That's right, foo. Now we need to see how long it'll hold...
The airship suddenly crashes.
Kidd / Yuffie: *glares at Barret* You bastard.
Dagger / princess: Look, we're...
Kidd / Yuffie: ...Back in the FFVII world.
Barret / Mr. T: Damn!
Selphie / Sakura: Oh well. Wanna go back to trick or treating?
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Kidd / Yuffie: Great, let's go...
The party heads to the Crater.
Kidd / Yuffie: Look, it's Reno's house, conveniently placed outside the Crater!!
Dagger / princess: Let's go in!
The team knocks on the door. Reno answers. He's wearing a pink frilly ballerina outfit and looks like he hasn't shaved in days. O.o To top it off, he's completely drunk.
Reno: *slurry voice* Hewo?
Selphie / Sakura: Trick or treat!
Reno: Fuck you ya shith.
Dagger / princess: Give us candy!
Reno: Okie, alrighthy...
Reno walks outside and goes into a garage. He comes out a minute later in a giant truck. The back is filled with candy. He drives it out and dumps a few tons of candy onto the party.
Reno: *grin* Yay...
Kidd / Yuffie: *emerges from the candy* Woohoo!!! Thanks!!!
Reno: Shure ya fugly kid.
Reno walks back into his house.
Kidd / Yuffie: Look at all this candy!!
Dagger / princess: He must have more...
Barret / Mr. T: Yo, foos, let's go get sum more! *grin*
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Selphie / Sakura: Great idea... We can all go change our costumes and come back to Reno's house and take more candy!!! :D
Everyone walks into Reno's garage.
Dagger / princess: Hey, here are some trash bags. Let's steal them! :D
Everyone puts on the trash bags and walk to the front of Reno's house. They ring the bell.
Reno: Hewo...
Kidd / Yuffie: Trick or treat!
Reno: Hee hee... PURPLE WORM ON HICKORY KICKORY ROCK!!!! =DDD
Dagger / princess: O.o Can we have some candy?
Reno: Turn off the game conshole now... Don't shit too closhe to the tv...
Selphie / Sakura: o.O Shit?
Reno: CANDYYY!!!!!
Reno throws some candy at the party and closes the door.
Kidd / Yuffie: Well, he's definitely drunk.
Selphie / Sakura: We don't even need other costumes. Let's walk around in garbage bags, he won't notice that we're the same people!
The team rings the door again. Reno walks out.
Reno: Have shome cookiesh! *grin*
Reno pulls out a tray with small lumpy inedible things on them.
Kidd / Yuffie: ... *sniffs the things and faints*
Dagger / princess: O_o;; Well, I guess we're done trick or treating...
Reno: One time I wash driving home and shaw an orange object in the shky... And then it wash green everywhere...
Selphie / Sakura: ...You're right, Dagger, let's go.
The party quickly runs off. Onto GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS. The team is standing in the Gold Saucer.
Re / Sephiroth: How'd we end up here?
Takt / Sephiroth: I dunno. Oh well, let's all go steal candy!
Re / Sephiroth: -_-;; Maybe we should go back.
Suddenly, familiar screaming is heard.
Auron / Sephiroth: Hmm... That sounds like a damsel in distress...
The party runs into the zoo section, where the screaming is coming from. They see GROUP 4 in cages like animals.
Akari / Tifa: Who was screaming...?
Akari notices a man feeding Seymour bananas. Seymour is the one screaming.
Akari / Tifa: O_o;;
Takt / Sephiroth: Well, let's save them!
Re / Sephiroth: Yes, we must save them from being fed bananas!!! :D
Everyone: ...O.o
Re / Sephiroth: ...Sorry.
Ryu / Cloud: Let's battle the zoo keeper!!!
The party gets into a battle with the zoo keeper. Cheesy action music plays and the background turns swirly.
Z. K.: MWUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! I WILL FEED THE WORLD BANANAS!!!!!!! =DDD
Re / Sephiroth: Let's just get this over with... REKKA SHINEN!!!
Re pulls out her fan and it slices Z. K. He's knocked out instantly.
Re / Sephiroth: ^_^ That was easy.
Everyone except Re: o.O Wow.
Takt / Sephiroth: Now, to free everyone...
Re / Sephiroth: But don't we need the keys to the cages?...
Ryu / Cloud: Hmm...
Yuffie / Seymour: GET US OUTTA HERE!!!!
Auron / Sephiroth: Uh-oh... It's not good to be around Yuffie when she's pissed...
Yuffie goes into rage mode and performs a few Limit Breaks. Suddenly the whole Gold Saucer gets knocked down.
Everyone: O_O
Yuffie / Seymour: *grins cutely* Well, what now?
Akari / Tifa: Well, I guess we need to get the Gold Saucer back up...
Suddenly everything is restored.
Everyone: O.o
Akari / Tifa: Alrighty...
Yuffie / Seymour: Well, we'll be heading back to Tifa's.
Re / Sephiroth: Okay. The rest of us are gonna steal candy at the Gold Saucer! ^^
GROUP 6 walks into the Gold Saucer and looks around.
Takt / Sephiroth: Hey, look... A villain convention!!! ^_^
Re / Sephiroth: Let's all go see it!!!
The party goes over to a giant villain convention that's conveniently set up in the middle of the Gold Saucer. A million villains are everywhere.
Re / Sephiroth: Hey... It's Sephiroth!!!!!! ^___^
Re runs over to Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Cosplayers!!! *cheesy grin*
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Right... Anyway, can I have your autograph?
Sephiroth: Okie! :D *signs a paper*
Suddenly Kuja runs over and eats the paper. O.o
Kuja: Why do you ask for his autograph?! I'm the best villain!!!
Akari / Tifa: ...Why are you dressed as a woman?
Kuja: Wha??
Takt / Sephiroth: You DO have a lot of makeup on. XD
Kuja: Hey, it brings out the color of my eyes. *bats lashes*
Ryu / Cloud: ... *eye twitches* Let's beat the crap outta him.
The party gets into a battle with Kuja.
Kuja: I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!
Akari kicks Kuja in the @#$%.
Kuja: You forgot!! I'm a WOMAN! :D
Akari / Tifa: Well... Re?
Re / Sephiroth: ^^ REKKA SHINEN!!!!
Re attacks and Kuja is instantly knocked out.
Re / Sephiroth: And, so, it is proven!! SEPHY RULEZ ALL!!!! =DDD
Sephiroth: O.o I have to go now. *quickly runs away*
Re / Sephiroth: ...Alrighty...
Takt / Sephiroth: Yeah... Well, let's go.
And so, the party heads back.
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Please review! ^_^