Welcome back.
Disclaimer: NM OWNZ ALL. MWUAHAHAHAHA. *dies*
~*~
The scene shows GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND. They're walking around in a field.
Tidus / chocobo: Well, good thing we got away from the Choco Crap, wark.
Zidane / monkey: Yeah. What now?
Wakka / Raijin: I was thinking, ya know? We can relax... Ya know... *wink*
Vincent / vampire: He eez right. Let'z all go to a strip club.
Serge / Crono: WOOHOO!!!!
Everyone: ...O.o
Serge / Crono: ...What? I'm just imitating Crono...
Crono / Serge: ... *whacks Serge on the head, knocking him out*
Cid / Eminem: That was @#$%in' smart. Now we have one less @#$% party member...
Cloud / Crono: ...
Zell / Kero: Yes, Cloud's right, we can just continue on without Serge.
Everyone walks on, leaving Serge in the field, unconscious. They reach the Wall Market.
Zidane / monkey: Hey... Don Corneo's having a strip party! :D
Tidus / chocobo: And he's letting everyone go in for free, wark! Let's go!
The team runs over to Don Corneo's house. They walk in and sit down. Don Corneo walks onto the stage.
Don: Welcome! Today I'm sharing the fun with all you horny bastards out there!! :DDD Enjoy the show!
A bunch of women dressed in skimpy outfits walk onstage. Only... They all look like men. O.o
Cloud / Crono: ...!!!
Wakka / Raijin: Those are men, ya?!
Don: Oops... Sorry... Those are for my PERSONAL use. *wink wink*
Everyone: O_O
The men walk offstage. Quistis, Yuna, Lulu, Rikku, Irvine, Marle, and Lucca all walk onstage, dressed in their Playboy bunny outfits.
Quistis: Damn Edgar...
Rikku: Yeah, how could that bastard trick us into stripping for Corneo!?
Edgar: *walks onstage* Hey, he's paying you. *walks offstage*
Marle: That's right, we do need the money...
Lulu: Yep, but I don't know for what purpose.
Yuna: Well, quite possibly we need it only to make the story advance...
Lucca: So let's get stripping, dammit.
Tidus / chocobo: WARK WARK!!!! *whistles at Yuna*
Yuna: *winks and removes top* :D
Vincent / vampire: Er... Vot is Irvine doing here?
Zidane / monkey: Who cares? He sure is hot... *drools*
Vincent / vampire: O_O *edges away from Zidane*
All the women start to strip as the guys look on.
Don: *sees Irvine* Hey... How'd he escape? All the men are supposed to meet in my room for some action...
Everyone: *stares at Don* o.O
Don: Er... Oh shit. *smiles nervously*
Zell / Kero: Now we all know why Don never gets any chicks...
Don grabs Irvine and pulls him off to another room.
Irvine: Help!!! I'm a woman!!!
Everyone: O.o
Cid / Eminem: Maybe we should go rescue that @#$%.
Yuna: Yes. It's the right thing to do.
Crono / Serge: DAMMIT, JUST CONTINUE STRIPPING!!!!
Everyone: ... *looks at Crono*
Crono / Serge: Er... Sorry.
Lucca: No, we have to save Irvine.
Rikku: Yeah, let's go!
The whole party rushes into Corneo's room...
Lulu: O_O *shields eyes*
Marle: DEAR GOD!!!!!
Quistis: THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
Rikku: They're... *gasp* PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!!!!
Yuna: OH THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone is playing Monopoly. Irvine and Don are there, as are the men dressed in skimpy female outfits who walked onstage before.
Irvine: *moves a few spaces* Woohoo!!! *grabs a pile of fake money*
Zell / Kero: This is completely vulgar!!
Wakka / Raijin: We have to stop it, ya know!?
Don: ...Well, we were finished playing anyway.
Tidus / chocobo: Good, kweh. That was one of the most disturbing moments of my life.
Vincent / vampire: Let'z all just go.
The parties leave the Wall Market.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Zidane / monkey: He's right, let's all head back to Tifa's.
Wakka / Raijin: ...Ya seriously understand him?
Zidane / monkey: ...No. I'm just guessing what he's saying.
Tidus / chocobo: Wark. That's what we were all doing.
So the party heads back. Meanwhile with GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS... The party is walking around, still searching for food.
Squall / lobster: *sigh* We've been searching for hours.
Laguna / crab: Well, maybe we can go trick or treating in Midgar and eat the candy...
Raine / shrimp: But we don't know what we're eating. People are dangerous.
Raine stares at the readers.
Raine / shrimp: Hey kids, never take candy from people who wear high heels and makeup and look a lot like Kuja. Actually, don't take candy from anyone. Don't even go trick or treating, in fact. Someone will kidnap you and kick your ass and eat your flesh. That once happened to me when I got kidnapped by Strago... *shudder*
Everyone: ...O_O
Vivi / carrot: Who the hell are you talking to?
Raine / shrimp: Er... No one...
Leena / potato: o.O Um... Let's just get going.
The party walks on. They reach Midgar.
Rinoa / tomato: Well, we might as well trick or treat...
Raine / shrimp: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
The party walks up to a random house and rings the doorbell. Kuja answers. He's wearing makeup and high heels.
Kuja: *womanly voice* Hello!
Raine / shrimp: ...O.o
Shera / tea bag: Trick or treat!
Kuja: Oh, alrighty. :D
Kuja takes out a package with the words "NUCLEAR BOMB: DO NOT EAT" written on the side. He stuffs it into Shera's hands.
Kuja: Make sure you eat it ALL!! *giggle*
Shera / tea bag: o.O Okay...
Everyone is still and silent for a few moments.
Kuja: ...Well?
Leena / potato: We have to eat it now?
Kuja: Yes! *evil laugh*
Squall / lobster: Um... No, that's alright...
Kuja: EAT IT!!!!!!!
Laguna / crab: ...RUN!
Everyone runs away from Kuja. They hide near a random house.
Raine / shrimp: What did I tell you?!
Shera / tea bag: Hey, Kuja wouldn't want to hurt us. This looks like a perfectly normal piece of candy.
Raine / shrimp: ...It weighs five tons and is three times bigger than your head.
Shera / tea bag: Haven't you ever heard of Extra Large Gobstopers?
Raine / shrimp: Oh yeah...
Rinoa / tomato: That's right, this is perfectly safe to eat. :D
Vivi / carrot: So, can we?
Suddenly a sound like a digital clock counting down is heard.
Squall / lobster: O.o Um... I think it's gonna explode...
Shera / tea bag: !!!
Shera throws the package into the backyard that they're near. It explodes and the backyard is destroyed. An old man who looks a lot like Strago runs out.
Strago: NOOOO!!!!! MY PRECIOUS BACKYARD!!!!!!! *breaks down and cries*
Leena / potato: O.o We're sorry...
Strago: *stops crying* It's okay. *smiles happily*
Everyone: o.O
Strago: Wanna have some candy?
Vivi / carrot: YEAH!!!
Strago: Come into my house.
The party walks into Strago's house.
Strago: Be right back... MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Strago: ...Sorry. Just a habit.
Strago walks out of the room. Suddenly the lights turn out and everything goes black. Footsteps are heard walking into the room.
Squall / lobster: OW!!!! SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BUTT!!!!!!
Vivi / carrot: Hey, they kicked me too!!!!
Someone who sounds like Strago: HAHAHAH!!!!! *kick kick*
Everyone: Ow!
Shera / tea bag: Who's doing this?!
Someone who sounds like Strago: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FLESH!!!!!!! :DDD
Everyone: ...
Raine / shrimp: What did I tell you? *sigh*
Laguna / crab: RUN!!!!!
Everyone runs out of the house.
Rinoa / tomato: O.o That was the strangest experience ever.
Suddenly Strago stumbles out of the house.
Strago: HEY!! LET ME EAT YOU!!!!!
Leena / potato: Run, dammit!!
The party runs toward Tifa's bar. Since GROUP 3 was already shown, GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS are next.
Yuffie / Seymour: So, tell me one thing...
Tifa / horse head: What?
Yuffie / Seymour: We were heading to your bar, right?
Tifa / horse head: Yeah.
Yuffie / Seymour: So... Why the hell are we in the middle of Nibelheim?
Tifa / horse head: *shrugs* Dunno.
Aeris / horse butt: Well, Tifa might know some people here... So we can trick or treat, right?
Tifa / horse head: ...NO!!! That's not a good idea!!!!
Too late. Everyone is already walking toward a house.
Tifa / horse head: *sigh*
Seifer / giant cat: *rings the doorbell* Meow.
Steiner / Pikachu: That was random.
Seifer / giant cat: Yep. We have to fill space.
Mojo from CC answers.
Lynx / giant cat: Hey, I know you! *grin*
Mojo: *wiggles* :D
Seifer / giant cat: O.o Give us candy.
Mojo looks at Seifer. Hearts appear over Mojo's head.
Mojo: I'll give you whatever you want...
Seifer / giant cat: O.O Ah damn.
Mojo pulls Seifer into the house and shuts the door.
Everyone: ...O.o
Tifa / horse head: See why I didn't wanna trick or treat here? The people who live here are crazy.
Aeris / horse butt: *stares at Tifa*
Tifa / horse head: ...HEY! *punches Aeris in the face*
Seymour / baboon: o.O Well, let's rescue Seifer.
Kimahri / giant cat: But how do we get into the house?
Tifa / horse head: =D I know! In my house, I have a secret passage in my closet. I can access any house in Nibelheim through it...
Tifa leads the party into her house. Her mother is standing there.
Tifa's mother: Hi Tifa!!
Tifa / horse head: MOM!! I thought you were dead!!!!
Tifa's mother: I came back to life, ya know?
Tifa / horse head: O.o
Tifa's mother: Oh, you have a boyfriend!
Tifa's mother examines Seymour.
Tifa's mother: My, you sure are fugly, ya know?
Tifa / horse head: ...YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!!!
Tifa's mother: Yes I am.
Tifa / horse head: But... *breaks into tears* I hate Seymour...
Tifa's mother: May I ask why you're attached to that girl?
Aeris / horse butt: Hiya. *grin*
Tifa's mother: Well... It's strange, ya know...
Cait Sith / Meowth: You really aren't Tifa's mother...
Red XIII / Simba: That's right!
Red XIII pulls off Tifa's mother's mask to reveal that she's Raijin in disguise.
Everyone: O_O
Raijin: Ah dammit... I just wanted to be in the fic, ya know?
Raijin jumps out the window.
Tifa / horse head: O.o Well, let's just go save Seifer.
The party goes into Tifa's room. They walk into the closet and appear in Mojo's house.
Steiner / Pikachu: Listen, pika...
Screams are suddenly heard.
Everyone: O.o
Cait Sith / Meowth: It's coming from that room!!
Everyone runs into a room.
Yuffie / Seymour: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Lynx / giant cat: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Steiner / Pikachu: They're... PLAYING TRIPLE TRIAD!!!!
Seymour / baboon: OH THE HORRORS!!!!!!! *shields eyes*
Tifa / horse head: ...This is getting dumb. That's the second time that's been repeated in this fic.
Aeris / horse butt: But why was Seifer screaming?
Seifer: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I JUST LOST MY CACTUAR CARD!!!!!!!!!! ;___;
Mojo: He's just teaching me how to play. :D
Suddenly a shadow appears by the window...
Kimahri / giant cat: *sigh* Raijin?
Person by the window: O.o No... Anyway, did I hear someone say that they were gonna kill Seifer?!
Everyone: No.
Person by the window: Er... Shit. Oh well. I'm here to rescue you!!!! :DDD
Seifer / giant cat: ...Quistis?
Person by the window: ...Yeah.
Seifer / giant cat: =DDD WOOHOO!!!!!!! SHE'S DRESSED AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis: Er, yeah. I was sorta heading back to Tifa's with Groups 1 and 3 and got separated. And then I heard screaming.
Red XIII: X_o Well, he screams loud if his screaming reached Midgar...
Tifa / horse head: Anyway... Let's all head back to the bar...
Aeris / horse butt: Yeah. This has been a very disturbing day.
Aeris points out Quistis and Seifer making out in the corner and Mojo starting a game of Triple Triad with Lynx.
Tifa / horse head: o.O Let's go...
The party heads out. GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE is shown next.
Barret / Mr. T: Yo foos, where are we??
Selphie / Sakura: I don't know... We just started running from the Crater and ended up here...
Dagger / princess: Um, why is everything green???
The party looks around. Everything is watery and green. A dead body floats by.
Kidd / Yuffie: ...Is that Shadow's body?!?!
Selphie / Sakura: O.o Sure looks like it... I guess this is where they dump all the dead people...
Dagger / princess: The Lifestream.
Barret / Mr. T: Hey foos, how'd we get here??
Harle / mime: ...
Kidd / Yuffie: ...
Selphie / Sakura: ...
Dagger / princess: ...How the hell would we know? We just have to get outta here.
A dead fish floats by.
Selphie / Sakura: ...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Selphie / Sakura: Sorry. Fish scare me. Especially if they're dead... *shudder*
Kidd / Yuffie: Er, right. Now, let's try to float to the top...
The party starts swimming toward the top of the water. They get out.
Barret / Mr. T: Now we're in Mideel, foos! :D
Dagger / princess: Maybe we can trick or treat here?
Kidd / Yuffie: Alright... But all the houses are kinda down.
Everything is in ruins like it was in FFVII.
Dagger / princess: *walks up to a random person* Trick or treat!
Hobo: Go to hell. *takes a swig of alcohol*
Dagger / princess: O.o Alrighty, we should really leave...
Kidd / Yuffie: Yes. Let's just head back to Tifa's.
The party heads toward the exit of the city. Suddenly the earth breaks open and they all fall in. O.o Finally, with GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS. The party is in Tifa's bar.
Re / Sephiroth: *sigh* Where is everyone??
Takt / Sephiroth: I guess they're still out trick or treating...
Ryu / Cloud: Hey, we didn't even get any candy!
Akari / Tifa: What now, we should go trick or treating?
Ryu / Cloud: Yep. *grin* I know where!
The party appears in Mideel.
Re / Sephiroth: O.o This place is in ruins...
Takt / Sephiroth: But we can still trick or treat! :D *runs up to a random person* Trick or treat!
Hobo: *glare* Shut up.
Takt / Sephiroth: o.O But It's Halloween.
Hobo: That's it, I'm gonna get you!!!
The hobo starts chasing the party.
Re / Sephiroth: *smacks own forehead* Well, there's only one way outta this...
Akari / Tifa: Wait, not yet! Look up ahead...
Akari points to a place where the earth is cracked. The Lifestream water is seeping through. Someone's hand is sticking out. O_o
Akari / Tifa: There's someone in there. If you use your attack, the city could get destroyed and the person could die. :D So let's save them!
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Okay.
Takt / Sephiroth: I'll take care of the hobo! *grin*
Takt trips the hobo and throws him off to the side.
Ryu / Cloud: O.o Wow. That was really easy.
Takt / Sephiroth: Yep. Wonder why we didn't do that in the first place?
Akari / Tifa: We have to fill space. :D
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Alrighty... Anyway... We have to save that person.
Re walks over to the crack in the earth and pulls on the person's hand. She takes them out of the Lifestream.
Akari / Tifa: ...Harle?
Harle / mime: *nods*
Akari / Tifa: That means that the rest of Group 5 is around here...
Takt / Sephiroth: Where are they?
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Re / Sephiroth: Oh great, she's dressed as a mime.
Ryu / Cloud: TALK!!
Harle / mime: *makes more motions*
Akari / Tifa: *takes out a flamethrower* TALK!!!
Harle / mime: *still making motions*
Re / Sephiroth: *grins* REKKA SHINEN!!!!!!!
Re performs her attack and suddenly everything is destroyed.
Akari / Tifa: *glare* Well, that wasn't smart.
Re / Sephiroth: But look...
The earth is cracked more.
Takt / Sephiroth: How does that help??
Re runs over to the cracked earth. She pulls out another hand. It's Kidd.
Kidd / Yuffie: *covered in dog crap* The Lifestream is so polluted!
Ryu / Cloud: o_O What were you doing there??
Kidd / Yuffie: We all fell in. :D
Kidd pulls out Selphie and Dagger.
Akari / Tifa: What about Barret?
Kidd / Yuffie: *dumb look on face* Who?
Akari / Tifa: O_o
Kidd / Yuffie: ... *snicker*
Akari / Tifa: Let's just go...
The party heads back to Tifa's bar.
~*~
Please review!! ^^ The next chapter will be the final.
Disclaimer: NM OWNZ ALL. MWUAHAHAHAHA. *dies*
~*~
The scene shows GROUP 1 -- THE DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE IN A DUMB BOY BAND. They're walking around in a field.
Tidus / chocobo: Well, good thing we got away from the Choco Crap, wark.
Zidane / monkey: Yeah. What now?
Wakka / Raijin: I was thinking, ya know? We can relax... Ya know... *wink*
Vincent / vampire: He eez right. Let'z all go to a strip club.
Serge / Crono: WOOHOO!!!!
Everyone: ...O.o
Serge / Crono: ...What? I'm just imitating Crono...
Crono / Serge: ... *whacks Serge on the head, knocking him out*
Cid / Eminem: That was @#$%in' smart. Now we have one less @#$% party member...
Cloud / Crono: ...
Zell / Kero: Yes, Cloud's right, we can just continue on without Serge.
Everyone walks on, leaving Serge in the field, unconscious. They reach the Wall Market.
Zidane / monkey: Hey... Don Corneo's having a strip party! :D
Tidus / chocobo: And he's letting everyone go in for free, wark! Let's go!
The team runs over to Don Corneo's house. They walk in and sit down. Don Corneo walks onto the stage.
Don: Welcome! Today I'm sharing the fun with all you horny bastards out there!! :DDD Enjoy the show!
A bunch of women dressed in skimpy outfits walk onstage. Only... They all look like men. O.o
Cloud / Crono: ...!!!
Wakka / Raijin: Those are men, ya?!
Don: Oops... Sorry... Those are for my PERSONAL use. *wink wink*
Everyone: O_O
The men walk offstage. Quistis, Yuna, Lulu, Rikku, Irvine, Marle, and Lucca all walk onstage, dressed in their Playboy bunny outfits.
Quistis: Damn Edgar...
Rikku: Yeah, how could that bastard trick us into stripping for Corneo!?
Edgar: *walks onstage* Hey, he's paying you. *walks offstage*
Marle: That's right, we do need the money...
Lulu: Yep, but I don't know for what purpose.
Yuna: Well, quite possibly we need it only to make the story advance...
Lucca: So let's get stripping, dammit.
Tidus / chocobo: WARK WARK!!!! *whistles at Yuna*
Yuna: *winks and removes top* :D
Vincent / vampire: Er... Vot is Irvine doing here?
Zidane / monkey: Who cares? He sure is hot... *drools*
Vincent / vampire: O_O *edges away from Zidane*
All the women start to strip as the guys look on.
Don: *sees Irvine* Hey... How'd he escape? All the men are supposed to meet in my room for some action...
Everyone: *stares at Don* o.O
Don: Er... Oh shit. *smiles nervously*
Zell / Kero: Now we all know why Don never gets any chicks...
Don grabs Irvine and pulls him off to another room.
Irvine: Help!!! I'm a woman!!!
Everyone: O.o
Cid / Eminem: Maybe we should go rescue that @#$%.
Yuna: Yes. It's the right thing to do.
Crono / Serge: DAMMIT, JUST CONTINUE STRIPPING!!!!
Everyone: ... *looks at Crono*
Crono / Serge: Er... Sorry.
Lucca: No, we have to save Irvine.
Rikku: Yeah, let's go!
The whole party rushes into Corneo's room...
Lulu: O_O *shields eyes*
Marle: DEAR GOD!!!!!
Quistis: THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
Rikku: They're... *gasp* PLAYING MONOPOLY!!!!!!!
Yuna: OH THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!
Everyone is playing Monopoly. Irvine and Don are there, as are the men dressed in skimpy female outfits who walked onstage before.
Irvine: *moves a few spaces* Woohoo!!! *grabs a pile of fake money*
Zell / Kero: This is completely vulgar!!
Wakka / Raijin: We have to stop it, ya know!?
Don: ...Well, we were finished playing anyway.
Tidus / chocobo: Good, kweh. That was one of the most disturbing moments of my life.
Vincent / vampire: Let'z all just go.
The parties leave the Wall Market.
Cloud / Crono: ...
Zidane / monkey: He's right, let's all head back to Tifa's.
Wakka / Raijin: ...Ya seriously understand him?
Zidane / monkey: ...No. I'm just guessing what he's saying.
Tidus / chocobo: Wark. That's what we were all doing.
So the party heads back. Meanwhile with GROUP 2 -- VEGETABLES AND OTHER FOODS... The party is walking around, still searching for food.
Squall / lobster: *sigh* We've been searching for hours.
Laguna / crab: Well, maybe we can go trick or treating in Midgar and eat the candy...
Raine / shrimp: But we don't know what we're eating. People are dangerous.
Raine stares at the readers.
Raine / shrimp: Hey kids, never take candy from people who wear high heels and makeup and look a lot like Kuja. Actually, don't take candy from anyone. Don't even go trick or treating, in fact. Someone will kidnap you and kick your ass and eat your flesh. That once happened to me when I got kidnapped by Strago... *shudder*
Everyone: ...O_O
Vivi / carrot: Who the hell are you talking to?
Raine / shrimp: Er... No one...
Leena / potato: o.O Um... Let's just get going.
The party walks on. They reach Midgar.
Rinoa / tomato: Well, we might as well trick or treat...
Raine / shrimp: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
The party walks up to a random house and rings the doorbell. Kuja answers. He's wearing makeup and high heels.
Kuja: *womanly voice* Hello!
Raine / shrimp: ...O.o
Shera / tea bag: Trick or treat!
Kuja: Oh, alrighty. :D
Kuja takes out a package with the words "NUCLEAR BOMB: DO NOT EAT" written on the side. He stuffs it into Shera's hands.
Kuja: Make sure you eat it ALL!! *giggle*
Shera / tea bag: o.O Okay...
Everyone is still and silent for a few moments.
Kuja: ...Well?
Leena / potato: We have to eat it now?
Kuja: Yes! *evil laugh*
Squall / lobster: Um... No, that's alright...
Kuja: EAT IT!!!!!!!
Laguna / crab: ...RUN!
Everyone runs away from Kuja. They hide near a random house.
Raine / shrimp: What did I tell you?!
Shera / tea bag: Hey, Kuja wouldn't want to hurt us. This looks like a perfectly normal piece of candy.
Raine / shrimp: ...It weighs five tons and is three times bigger than your head.
Shera / tea bag: Haven't you ever heard of Extra Large Gobstopers?
Raine / shrimp: Oh yeah...
Rinoa / tomato: That's right, this is perfectly safe to eat. :D
Vivi / carrot: So, can we?
Suddenly a sound like a digital clock counting down is heard.
Squall / lobster: O.o Um... I think it's gonna explode...
Shera / tea bag: !!!
Shera throws the package into the backyard that they're near. It explodes and the backyard is destroyed. An old man who looks a lot like Strago runs out.
Strago: NOOOO!!!!! MY PRECIOUS BACKYARD!!!!!!! *breaks down and cries*
Leena / potato: O.o We're sorry...
Strago: *stops crying* It's okay. *smiles happily*
Everyone: o.O
Strago: Wanna have some candy?
Vivi / carrot: YEAH!!!
Strago: Come into my house.
The party walks into Strago's house.
Strago: Be right back... MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Strago: ...Sorry. Just a habit.
Strago walks out of the room. Suddenly the lights turn out and everything goes black. Footsteps are heard walking into the room.
Squall / lobster: OW!!!! SOMEONE KICKED ME IN THE BUTT!!!!!!
Vivi / carrot: Hey, they kicked me too!!!!
Someone who sounds like Strago: HAHAHAH!!!!! *kick kick*
Everyone: Ow!
Shera / tea bag: Who's doing this?!
Someone who sounds like Strago: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FLESH!!!!!!! :DDD
Everyone: ...
Raine / shrimp: What did I tell you? *sigh*
Laguna / crab: RUN!!!!!
Everyone runs out of the house.
Rinoa / tomato: O.o That was the strangest experience ever.
Suddenly Strago stumbles out of the house.
Strago: HEY!! LET ME EAT YOU!!!!!
Leena / potato: Run, dammit!!
The party runs toward Tifa's bar. Since GROUP 3 was already shown, GROUP 4 -- HAIRY ANIMALS are next.
Yuffie / Seymour: So, tell me one thing...
Tifa / horse head: What?
Yuffie / Seymour: We were heading to your bar, right?
Tifa / horse head: Yeah.
Yuffie / Seymour: So... Why the hell are we in the middle of Nibelheim?
Tifa / horse head: *shrugs* Dunno.
Aeris / horse butt: Well, Tifa might know some people here... So we can trick or treat, right?
Tifa / horse head: ...NO!!! That's not a good idea!!!!
Too late. Everyone is already walking toward a house.
Tifa / horse head: *sigh*
Seifer / giant cat: *rings the doorbell* Meow.
Steiner / Pikachu: That was random.
Seifer / giant cat: Yep. We have to fill space.
Mojo from CC answers.
Lynx / giant cat: Hey, I know you! *grin*
Mojo: *wiggles* :D
Seifer / giant cat: O.o Give us candy.
Mojo looks at Seifer. Hearts appear over Mojo's head.
Mojo: I'll give you whatever you want...
Seifer / giant cat: O.O Ah damn.
Mojo pulls Seifer into the house and shuts the door.
Everyone: ...O.o
Tifa / horse head: See why I didn't wanna trick or treat here? The people who live here are crazy.
Aeris / horse butt: *stares at Tifa*
Tifa / horse head: ...HEY! *punches Aeris in the face*
Seymour / baboon: o.O Well, let's rescue Seifer.
Kimahri / giant cat: But how do we get into the house?
Tifa / horse head: =D I know! In my house, I have a secret passage in my closet. I can access any house in Nibelheim through it...
Tifa leads the party into her house. Her mother is standing there.
Tifa's mother: Hi Tifa!!
Tifa / horse head: MOM!! I thought you were dead!!!!
Tifa's mother: I came back to life, ya know?
Tifa / horse head: O.o
Tifa's mother: Oh, you have a boyfriend!
Tifa's mother examines Seymour.
Tifa's mother: My, you sure are fugly, ya know?
Tifa / horse head: ...YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER!!!!!
Tifa's mother: Yes I am.
Tifa / horse head: But... *breaks into tears* I hate Seymour...
Tifa's mother: May I ask why you're attached to that girl?
Aeris / horse butt: Hiya. *grin*
Tifa's mother: Well... It's strange, ya know...
Cait Sith / Meowth: You really aren't Tifa's mother...
Red XIII / Simba: That's right!
Red XIII pulls off Tifa's mother's mask to reveal that she's Raijin in disguise.
Everyone: O_O
Raijin: Ah dammit... I just wanted to be in the fic, ya know?
Raijin jumps out the window.
Tifa / horse head: O.o Well, let's just go save Seifer.
The party goes into Tifa's room. They walk into the closet and appear in Mojo's house.
Steiner / Pikachu: Listen, pika...
Screams are suddenly heard.
Everyone: O.o
Cait Sith / Meowth: It's coming from that room!!
Everyone runs into a room.
Yuffie / Seymour: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Lynx / giant cat: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Steiner / Pikachu: They're... PLAYING TRIPLE TRIAD!!!!
Seymour / baboon: OH THE HORRORS!!!!!!! *shields eyes*
Tifa / horse head: ...This is getting dumb. That's the second time that's been repeated in this fic.
Aeris / horse butt: But why was Seifer screaming?
Seifer: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I JUST LOST MY CACTUAR CARD!!!!!!!!!! ;___;
Mojo: He's just teaching me how to play. :D
Suddenly a shadow appears by the window...
Kimahri / giant cat: *sigh* Raijin?
Person by the window: O.o No... Anyway, did I hear someone say that they were gonna kill Seifer?!
Everyone: No.
Person by the window: Er... Shit. Oh well. I'm here to rescue you!!!! :DDD
Seifer / giant cat: ...Quistis?
Person by the window: ...Yeah.
Seifer / giant cat: =DDD WOOHOO!!!!!!! SHE'S DRESSED AS A PLAYBOY BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Quistis: Er, yeah. I was sorta heading back to Tifa's with Groups 1 and 3 and got separated. And then I heard screaming.
Red XIII: X_o Well, he screams loud if his screaming reached Midgar...
Tifa / horse head: Anyway... Let's all head back to the bar...
Aeris / horse butt: Yeah. This has been a very disturbing day.
Aeris points out Quistis and Seifer making out in the corner and Mojo starting a game of Triple Triad with Lynx.
Tifa / horse head: o.O Let's go...
The party heads out. GROUP 5 -- STRANGE THINGS THAT DON'T BELONG ANYWHERE is shown next.
Barret / Mr. T: Yo foos, where are we??
Selphie / Sakura: I don't know... We just started running from the Crater and ended up here...
Dagger / princess: Um, why is everything green???
The party looks around. Everything is watery and green. A dead body floats by.
Kidd / Yuffie: ...Is that Shadow's body?!?!
Selphie / Sakura: O.o Sure looks like it... I guess this is where they dump all the dead people...
Dagger / princess: The Lifestream.
Barret / Mr. T: Hey foos, how'd we get here??
Harle / mime: ...
Kidd / Yuffie: ...
Selphie / Sakura: ...
Dagger / princess: ...How the hell would we know? We just have to get outta here.
A dead fish floats by.
Selphie / Sakura: ...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!
Everyone: O.o
Selphie / Sakura: Sorry. Fish scare me. Especially if they're dead... *shudder*
Kidd / Yuffie: Er, right. Now, let's try to float to the top...
The party starts swimming toward the top of the water. They get out.
Barret / Mr. T: Now we're in Mideel, foos! :D
Dagger / princess: Maybe we can trick or treat here?
Kidd / Yuffie: Alright... But all the houses are kinda down.
Everything is in ruins like it was in FFVII.
Dagger / princess: *walks up to a random person* Trick or treat!
Hobo: Go to hell. *takes a swig of alcohol*
Dagger / princess: O.o Alrighty, we should really leave...
Kidd / Yuffie: Yes. Let's just head back to Tifa's.
The party heads toward the exit of the city. Suddenly the earth breaks open and they all fall in. O.o Finally, with GROUP 6 -- AUTHORS AND SEPHIROTHS. The party is in Tifa's bar.
Re / Sephiroth: *sigh* Where is everyone??
Takt / Sephiroth: I guess they're still out trick or treating...
Ryu / Cloud: Hey, we didn't even get any candy!
Akari / Tifa: What now, we should go trick or treating?
Ryu / Cloud: Yep. *grin* I know where!
The party appears in Mideel.
Re / Sephiroth: O.o This place is in ruins...
Takt / Sephiroth: But we can still trick or treat! :D *runs up to a random person* Trick or treat!
Hobo: *glare* Shut up.
Takt / Sephiroth: o.O But It's Halloween.
Hobo: That's it, I'm gonna get you!!!
The hobo starts chasing the party.
Re / Sephiroth: *smacks own forehead* Well, there's only one way outta this...
Akari / Tifa: Wait, not yet! Look up ahead...
Akari points to a place where the earth is cracked. The Lifestream water is seeping through. Someone's hand is sticking out. O_o
Akari / Tifa: There's someone in there. If you use your attack, the city could get destroyed and the person could die. :D So let's save them!
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Okay.
Takt / Sephiroth: I'll take care of the hobo! *grin*
Takt trips the hobo and throws him off to the side.
Ryu / Cloud: O.o Wow. That was really easy.
Takt / Sephiroth: Yep. Wonder why we didn't do that in the first place?
Akari / Tifa: We have to fill space. :D
Re / Sephiroth: O.o Alrighty... Anyway... We have to save that person.
Re walks over to the crack in the earth and pulls on the person's hand. She takes them out of the Lifestream.
Akari / Tifa: ...Harle?
Harle / mime: *nods*
Akari / Tifa: That means that the rest of Group 5 is around here...
Takt / Sephiroth: Where are they?
Harle / mime: *makes motions*
Re / Sephiroth: Oh great, she's dressed as a mime.
Ryu / Cloud: TALK!!
Harle / mime: *makes more motions*
Akari / Tifa: *takes out a flamethrower* TALK!!!
Harle / mime: *still making motions*
Re / Sephiroth: *grins* REKKA SHINEN!!!!!!!
Re performs her attack and suddenly everything is destroyed.
Akari / Tifa: *glare* Well, that wasn't smart.
Re / Sephiroth: But look...
The earth is cracked more.
Takt / Sephiroth: How does that help??
Re runs over to the cracked earth. She pulls out another hand. It's Kidd.
Kidd / Yuffie: *covered in dog crap* The Lifestream is so polluted!
Ryu / Cloud: o_O What were you doing there??
Kidd / Yuffie: We all fell in. :D
Kidd pulls out Selphie and Dagger.
Akari / Tifa: What about Barret?
Kidd / Yuffie: *dumb look on face* Who?
Akari / Tifa: O_o
Kidd / Yuffie: ... *snicker*
Akari / Tifa: Let's just go...
The party heads back to Tifa's bar.
~*~
Please review!! ^^ The next chapter will be the final.