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Chapter 4: SAUSAAAAGE FIIIIIGHT!!!!
Later on that morning, Rose and Jack come downstairs to find their living room empty except from Aeris crying in the corner where the sofa was.or had been. She is completely bloated to about twice her normal size. ' WHAT FRESH HELL???' 'Sephy made me eat the sofa,' she sniffs, and bursts into noisy tears. 'Where'd the rest of them go? asks Rose, not entirely sure she wants to know the answer. 'To look for food. They were hungry.' 'Now why couldn't you have shared the sofa?' wondered Jack.
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Nine(count 'em) psychotic polygon people are rampaging down a busy street. 'Iiiii'm huuuuungry,' whines Eiko. 'So am IIIII' chimes in Kuja. Steiner bangs their heads together. Kuja bangs Steiner's head off a lamppost. No-one notices as this is completely standard behaviour in Edinburgh. They spy a brightly lit Mc Don- whoops, trademark, RANDOM CRAPPY BURGER CHAIN. 'Hey, ' says Tifa. 'There's a brightly lit random burger chain.' 'LET'S GO!' yells Cloud, who isn't sure if he's still under the effects of the joint, but if he is, he's damn well gonna get a burger out of it. 'What in Gaia's a burger?' asks Dagger. 'Don't they even have burgers in your world?!' Sephy is gobsmacked. 'No, we don't , so tell us what they are!' 'But what do you eat then? O.K, basically a burger is all the scrapings off a meat factory floor, squished into a round shape, flung into a stale bun which the waitor proceeds to spit into and call it relish.' 'Sounds good, let's go.'
The entire lot of them cram round a small plastic table, munching hotdogs. 'I don't like mine,' complains Zidane, sticking his up Kuja's nose. 'HEY!' protests Kuja, whacking Zidane over the head with his. 'SAAAUUUSAAAGE FIIIGHT!!!!' yells Sephy at the top of his voice. Complete chaos ensues. Cloud opens a ketchup sachet and squirts it everywhere. Then Tifa empties her cola all over Freya's head. Amarant orders an ice cream and splats Dagger with it. Sephy empties the bin all over everyone's head. They get completely ignored by all staff. Vivi walks up to the counter. ''Scuse me?' he asks politely. 'Can I get a straw for my juice please?' 'WHAT?!!' asks the employee in a stupid apron. 'NO! GET OUT!' Well DONE Vivi' says Zidane bitterly, hitting him as he passed. A small black mage makes a firm resolution NEVER to trust anyone in a red and yellow cardboard hat and a badge saying 'I am Darren and I have no life'.
Chapter 4: SAUSAAAAGE FIIIIIGHT!!!!
Later on that morning, Rose and Jack come downstairs to find their living room empty except from Aeris crying in the corner where the sofa was.or had been. She is completely bloated to about twice her normal size. ' WHAT FRESH HELL???' 'Sephy made me eat the sofa,' she sniffs, and bursts into noisy tears. 'Where'd the rest of them go? asks Rose, not entirely sure she wants to know the answer. 'To look for food. They were hungry.' 'Now why couldn't you have shared the sofa?' wondered Jack.
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Nine(count 'em) psychotic polygon people are rampaging down a busy street. 'Iiiii'm huuuuungry,' whines Eiko. 'So am IIIII' chimes in Kuja. Steiner bangs their heads together. Kuja bangs Steiner's head off a lamppost. No-one notices as this is completely standard behaviour in Edinburgh. They spy a brightly lit Mc Don- whoops, trademark, RANDOM CRAPPY BURGER CHAIN. 'Hey, ' says Tifa. 'There's a brightly lit random burger chain.' 'LET'S GO!' yells Cloud, who isn't sure if he's still under the effects of the joint, but if he is, he's damn well gonna get a burger out of it. 'What in Gaia's a burger?' asks Dagger. 'Don't they even have burgers in your world?!' Sephy is gobsmacked. 'No, we don't , so tell us what they are!' 'But what do you eat then? O.K, basically a burger is all the scrapings off a meat factory floor, squished into a round shape, flung into a stale bun which the waitor proceeds to spit into and call it relish.' 'Sounds good, let's go.'
The entire lot of them cram round a small plastic table, munching hotdogs. 'I don't like mine,' complains Zidane, sticking his up Kuja's nose. 'HEY!' protests Kuja, whacking Zidane over the head with his. 'SAAAUUUSAAAGE FIIIGHT!!!!' yells Sephy at the top of his voice. Complete chaos ensues. Cloud opens a ketchup sachet and squirts it everywhere. Then Tifa empties her cola all over Freya's head. Amarant orders an ice cream and splats Dagger with it. Sephy empties the bin all over everyone's head. They get completely ignored by all staff. Vivi walks up to the counter. ''Scuse me?' he asks politely. 'Can I get a straw for my juice please?' 'WHAT?!!' asks the employee in a stupid apron. 'NO! GET OUT!' Well DONE Vivi' says Zidane bitterly, hitting him as he passed. A small black mage makes a firm resolution NEVER to trust anyone in a red and yellow cardboard hat and a badge saying 'I am Darren and I have no life'.