Disclaimer: I still haven't bought Final Fantasy characters. Or Pajama Sam,
not that I'd want to.
Chapter 5: How can they DO this to us?!?
Later that day, the gang of hyped up sausage warriors are still terrorising Edinburgh City Centre. Under new law, the castle now belonged to Alexandria, but this made no difference because no-one actually believed in Alexandria anyway. This seriously pissed Dagger off and several unsuspecting tourists had been Arked. Kuja had bought a giant bag of new thongs (including some edible ones) because the metal ones were chafing. Eeeww. They had been tramping round town for hours and were about to head back to Rose and Jack's house, who had spent the day sofa-shopping with a still-tearful and terminally embarrassed Aeris. Just ONE more shop, which they picked because it had pretty colours on the logo. 'I got a thong in these colours!' Kuja informs the disgusted group. 'DON'T MAKE ME THINK THAT!!' squeals Eiko, who proceeds to steal his brand new Tiny Tears doll as punishment. Kuja sniffles in the corner. They troop into the shop, which just HAPPENS to be a computer games shop. Would it really be anything else in this kind of fanfic? They browse the shelves, leaving all the games they'd looked at on the floor behind them. 'Hey!' shrieks Sephy. 'How RUBBISH does this game look? The baddie is SO cheesy, and the hero has SUCH a crap hairdo!' 'Ha! What's it about?' 'Lessee.HEY!!!! Listen to this! Cloud Strife is a cold hearted mercenary.Shinra corporation.. THEY'VE REDUCED OUR LIVES TO 3 CRAPPY DISCS AND SOME CHEESY LINES ABOUT SORCERY AND SCIENCE!!' 'NOOOOO!!!' yells Tifa who starts to cry noisily in the middle of the shop floor. Cloud takes every copy of the game he can find, plus some he can't, just to make sure, and uses omnislash on each one. They get completely ignored by all staff. Vivi approaches the counter. 'Hi,' he says timidly. 'Can I buy a coy of this game please?' He holds up a copy of Pajama Sam: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet. (Yes, an ACTUAL game...) 'WHAAAT?! NO, GET OUT!!!' 'Well DONE Vivi' says Cloud, omnislashing him AND Pajama Sam as he passed. 'OOOOW' squeaks Pajama Sam. Vivi stares at the disc case like it's a bomb and Firagas it. Then he adds people in ties and badges saying 'I am Kevin and I'd Hate to Help' to his Don't Trust list. On afterthought, idiots in suspect stripy jammies went on there too.
Next Chapter: Sephy finds religion..
Chapter 5: How can they DO this to us?!?
Later that day, the gang of hyped up sausage warriors are still terrorising Edinburgh City Centre. Under new law, the castle now belonged to Alexandria, but this made no difference because no-one actually believed in Alexandria anyway. This seriously pissed Dagger off and several unsuspecting tourists had been Arked. Kuja had bought a giant bag of new thongs (including some edible ones) because the metal ones were chafing. Eeeww. They had been tramping round town for hours and were about to head back to Rose and Jack's house, who had spent the day sofa-shopping with a still-tearful and terminally embarrassed Aeris. Just ONE more shop, which they picked because it had pretty colours on the logo. 'I got a thong in these colours!' Kuja informs the disgusted group. 'DON'T MAKE ME THINK THAT!!' squeals Eiko, who proceeds to steal his brand new Tiny Tears doll as punishment. Kuja sniffles in the corner. They troop into the shop, which just HAPPENS to be a computer games shop. Would it really be anything else in this kind of fanfic? They browse the shelves, leaving all the games they'd looked at on the floor behind them. 'Hey!' shrieks Sephy. 'How RUBBISH does this game look? The baddie is SO cheesy, and the hero has SUCH a crap hairdo!' 'Ha! What's it about?' 'Lessee.HEY!!!! Listen to this! Cloud Strife is a cold hearted mercenary.Shinra corporation.. THEY'VE REDUCED OUR LIVES TO 3 CRAPPY DISCS AND SOME CHEESY LINES ABOUT SORCERY AND SCIENCE!!' 'NOOOOO!!!' yells Tifa who starts to cry noisily in the middle of the shop floor. Cloud takes every copy of the game he can find, plus some he can't, just to make sure, and uses omnislash on each one. They get completely ignored by all staff. Vivi approaches the counter. 'Hi,' he says timidly. 'Can I buy a coy of this game please?' He holds up a copy of Pajama Sam: You Are What You Eat From Your Head To Your Feet. (Yes, an ACTUAL game...) 'WHAAAT?! NO, GET OUT!!!' 'Well DONE Vivi' says Cloud, omnislashing him AND Pajama Sam as he passed. 'OOOOW' squeaks Pajama Sam. Vivi stares at the disc case like it's a bomb and Firagas it. Then he adds people in ties and badges saying 'I am Kevin and I'd Hate to Help' to his Don't Trust list. On afterthought, idiots in suspect stripy jammies went on there too.
Next Chapter: Sephy finds religion..