This book was too stupid for a poem
But I write it anyway 'cause no ones home
She thinks shes so dark
When she's so really light
And when her pants drop again
I know she can't be too bright
What a stereotype on an African American child
Oh but her life is so pained and so wild!
Woe is me, woe is me!
Cannot you see
Something impossible has happened
My daughter is a creep!
She sticks up for strangers
Gets straight A's
Makes up stories at bandcamp
And describes all the "babes"
Her boyfriend is like K. Bacon
For sure a mental problem
And she is surely spawned from Satan
Woe is me, woe is me!
Cannot you see
This series was too stupid
For a fifth book to be!
A/N: I hated the Rain saga, the girls in that series should really get their spines helped, surely they are made of crepe paper and held up with helium seeing as men ruled every corner of their "inn-terr-ess-ting" lives... Shooting Stars and Willow coming ... perhaps something on Little Psychic as well, that's a good story.
But I write it anyway 'cause no ones home
She thinks shes so dark
When she's so really light
And when her pants drop again
I know she can't be too bright
What a stereotype on an African American child
Oh but her life is so pained and so wild!
Woe is me, woe is me!
Cannot you see
Something impossible has happened
My daughter is a creep!
She sticks up for strangers
Gets straight A's
Makes up stories at bandcamp
And describes all the "babes"
Her boyfriend is like K. Bacon
For sure a mental problem
And she is surely spawned from Satan
Woe is me, woe is me!
Cannot you see
This series was too stupid
For a fifth book to be!
A/N: I hated the Rain saga, the girls in that series should really get their spines helped, surely they are made of crepe paper and held up with helium seeing as men ruled every corner of their "inn-terr-ess-ting" lives... Shooting Stars and Willow coming ... perhaps something on Little Psychic as well, that's a good story.